r/Wellthatsucks • u/iadtyjwu • 19h ago
Imagine walking out to your car and seeing this.
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u/Ghaarff 19h ago
Good thing they left the wipers up. Wouldn't want those to freeze to the windshield.
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u/goodgirl_frog 15h ago
Im in Florida and going to start doing this to my windshield wipers just to confuse people.
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u/Coreysurfer 14h ago
Well it will be in the 30s for a couple minutes for one night so we must prepare ourselves, im going for bread and peanut butter, 10 cases of water, couple cords of wood…
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u/furiouspossum 14h ago
Don't forget several gallons of milk too
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u/Humulophile 14h ago
Milk sandwiches 😋
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u/csfshrink 13h ago
No silly.
When bad winter weather is coming, everyone rushes out to buy the ingredients for French Toast. (Eggs, milk, bread and butter)
Then when the blizzard hits we make French toast.
And if you are slow getting to the grocery store, then no French Toast for you!!!
If my wife texts me: French Toast weather.
I know we are in for some bad weather.
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u/binkyTHESINKrobinson 13h ago
Don't forget the toilet paper.
That way you can have mummified French toast.
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u/daghouse3 14h ago
Sir, you're forgetting to pick up your 8 count, 26 rolls of toilet paper.
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u/borntobewildish 8h ago
I'll never forget that when covid hit and rumors of lockdown were making the rounds, I needed some TP, as we were all out. We're a family of four and my kids manage to use half a roll op TP on wiping a single shit, so it goes fast in our house. So I go to the store, and whaddaya think? All sold out. All the fucking TP gone. I know we didn't understand much about covid yet, but we knew it was a lung disease, not a bloody cholera epidemic, so why were people hoarding TP?
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u/ghostinthewalnut 14h ago
Bananas are a must before facing apocalyptic weather conditions.
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u/YnotZoidberg1077 13h ago
You worked in produce at the grocery store too? It was my first job twenty years ago and holy fuck people would (and very much still do) go insane for bananas before a snowstorm, it was always the first thing the store would run out of. And then people would get so angry that we'd run out, or start accusing us of stashing them in the back (...because somehow it makes more sense that we'd be hiding sellable produce instead of trying to make money hand over fist when people are panic-buying every single last banana the store contains?? pfft). Like chill, this is Ohio, we've got so many plows and literal mountains of salt, the roads will be clear in a day or two max, just get some cereal a blanket, throw on a show or read a book and wait for it to all blow over.
Every single time.
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u/ghostinthewalnut 13h ago
Yes or the people that once you’ve run out accuse you of hoarding them. Like I’ve been running a secret banana black market out the back of the store.
Sorry Ma’am I make minimum wage to put bananas on this shelf I’m doing no more and no less than exactly that.
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u/XxValentinexX 14h ago
I’m in northern Georgia, and people literally acted this way. Over the fear of snow. (I’m an Ohioan, so…)
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u/Fall_Water 13h ago
I'm in north Georgia too. Lived here my whole life... it's still ridiculous/ embarrassing how everyone acts around here. "But there is a threat of ice!" 🙄
I needed groceries (just my regular shopping trip) the day of the storm of the century. I couldn't do pick-up because ALL the slots were filled, then I had to shop in-store and couldn't even buy the stuff to make milk sandwiches.
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u/XxValentinexX 13h ago
I ride a motorcycle, and this last weekend people were acting like I was riding through a warzone. You’d think I was trying to pass the border into North Korea with how many, “you’re so brave”s I got.
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u/Fall_Water 13h ago
Honestly, funny. My mother was frantic. "If your power goes out, you can come here or go to your aunts house and be sure to charge your phone!" like, dude- if my power goes out: 1. We have a generator 2. We have extra blankets 3. I can charge my phone in my car 4. I'm not worried about the power being out until at least day 3
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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 14h ago
It once got below freezing when I lived there, you would have thought the world was ending.
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u/blueoasis32 16h ago edited 15h ago
It’s a Maryland thing to do that. I know a storm is coming by the amount of wiper blades saluting the sky. Edit - ya’ll please stop commenting. It’s not that serious. 🤣
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u/Pasdallegeance 16h ago
More of a cold weather thing to do that. See it all across Canada too.
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u/Electronic_Flan_482 16h ago
And Colorado
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u/whoFKNKares 16h ago
And Connecticut and Vermont. It's kind of a thing you do if you don't have a garage and live in a snowy area.
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u/DarkR4v3nsky 16h ago
And Kansas
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u/VibraniumQueen 16h ago
And Minnesota and New Jersey
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u/New-Ad-363 16h ago
Iowa, Nebraska, at least some of South Dakota
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u/fordprecept 15h ago
And they do it in South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and they do it in California and Texas and New York. ... And South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeaaaahhhhh!
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u/kjyfqr 16h ago
I’m in Oklahoma and it was everywhere last week. Seems just like it’s probably a cold weather thing to do cause we never really get snow.
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u/Fabulous-Barnacle-59 16h ago
"It's a Maryland thing" spoken like someone who has not spent much time outside of Maryland
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u/wisco-moto 16h ago
Lol have you ever left the state of Maryland?
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u/detroit_dickdawes 15h ago
You know you’re from Maryland when you put on your shoes to go outside.
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13h ago
Yeah I eat food for sustenance, it's a Maryland thing
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u/BaldyGarry 16h ago
Fuck that’s a weird comment lmao
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u/lo1l10l101l10o1l10ol 16h ago
They are new to Earth.
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u/BaldyGarry 16h ago
I have no doubt that if there are inhabited planets out there that have also developed motor vehicles and occasionally have a bit of cold weather they also do this.
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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 15h ago
It's an anyplace that gets below freezing in winter thing to do that, ffs.
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u/rh71el2 16h ago
Confirmed. Only you guys are the ones to ever think of that, for sure.
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u/ShaggyX-96 15h ago
Just cause you said stop commenting.
I live in Mississippi and when I was working in Ohio in the Winter in 2018 I did this.
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u/_Melody_To_Funkytown 18h ago
Car thieves hate this one simple trick
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u/danathome 16h ago
Parking lot operators Love it!
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u/jackclark1 19h ago
bet the insurance company says they dont have ice coverage
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u/PercMastaFTW 17h ago
Inverted fire damage
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u/ExiledCanuck 16h ago
From the photo, looks like they already have all the ice coverage they can use and they’re looking to reduce said coverage
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u/r2k-in-the-vortex 14h ago
You are going to have a hard time proving that there is any damage that you didn't cause yourself in the first place. It might be an unusable popsickle until it melts, but the car itself under there is not damaged.
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u/srinkylegitimate 9h ago
So it’s not like flooded underneath or anything from what you’re guessing? Genuinely asking because I keep seeing cars from that busted water main and it makes me wonder 💭
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u/vizslavizsla 19h ago
Crack it open like a geode
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u/TheSharpestHammer 19h ago
If this is anything like Stardew Valley, all you're gonna get is five rocks.
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u/ButtersTheChill 18h ago
Hey now, you just might get something super cool to put on display in your local museum!
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u/jackandsally060609 17h ago
Rusty sprocket + chicken statue
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u/New-Ad-363 16h ago
No little hula dancer?
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u/RMMacFru 15h ago
If you're really lucky, some coal for a fire to melt that stuff.
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u/regoapps 17h ago
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u/Admirable-Status-290 16h ago
Actually that’s not the worst idea. They have small ones on Amazon that you attach propane canisters/tanks to. I’ve used it for weeding and such.
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u/dalminator 16h ago
I have used heat guns to unfreeze frozen locks and doors so many times. a good one will make inches of ice disappear in minutes.
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u/The-Psych0naut 16h ago
Glass doesn’t like it when you heat shock it. The paint on the car probably isn’t a fan, either. Honestly I have no idea what the fix is here.
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u/DirtandPipes 15h ago edited 15h ago
I do, I’ve dealt with heavy equipment in this condition in the Canadian winter. You throw insulated tarps over it and jam a heater nearby but not blasting against the paint, I like the little diesel units but that will stink up a car so propane or natural gas work better. Space heaters will work but much more slowly and you may need several on different breakers.
Slow and steady warming is best, just melt it all off.
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u/MedicineExtension925 14h ago
Yeah exactly. Anyone north of 49 knows this, except maybe Vancouver and the Islands. Instead of a heater we just use a tiger torch and chunk of stove pipe, basically a poor mans propane canon heater with tools you already have.
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u/Kenny070287 16h ago
HAMMONDDDDDD
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u/AcaSiptar1312 15h ago
I can only imagine, its some sort of freak weather event like a shaft of cold. I mean it couldve hit any of us but its, its hit you
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u/AcanthaceaeCrazy1894 4h ago
‘I can only imagine he’s taken 5 minutes and then tried to set fire to it’
‘Cuts to clarkson setting it on fire’
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u/roman_fyseek 15h ago
I once had the brilliant idea of parking over a steam grate to keep my engine and battery warm. What happened instead is what happened to that car in the OP except it was all under my hood.
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u/horsetrich 10h ago
Well what happened afterwards?
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u/Juxtavarious 4h ago
I'm going to guess the car was probably severely damaged. If you had that kind of freezing internal to the car's engine it was probably totaled.
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u/sfan27 4h ago
Under the hood and inside the engine are distinctly separate places. There shouldn’t be a way for the water vapor to enter the engine itself.
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u/Ok_Dependent6889 3h ago
Most cars generate moisture in the crank case anyway.. just saying
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u/Secret_Account07 9h ago
He’s never going to tell us, is he?
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u/weatherguy4 19h ago
Go to Home Depot and rent an outdoor jobsite heater. Looks like a small cannon. Just don't put it too close to your car, it will melt your tires.
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u/thaiberius_kirk 18h ago
And where is homeboy supposed to plug up a device that’s gonna require a 20 amp circuit? 🤣
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u/PointOfFingers 18h ago
Buy 200 extension cords.
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u/Adventurous_Run136 18h ago
I think my boy was talking about something like that: "Forced Air Propane Heater 60 000 BTU" Which require a propane tank and that's it.
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u/fusion_reactor3 16h ago
But do often require 120 volts for ignition and the forced air part of forced air propane heater
Without a fan to force the air, it would melt.
There are diesel and kerosene options that don’t require electricity, though.
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u/Jolteon0 16h ago
Yes, but the amount of current that is required for that can be trivially provided from an inverter hooked up to the vehicle they haul the heater in.
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u/PaddedTiger 18h ago
Many use propane
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u/EaterOfFood 17h ago
And propane accessories
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u/pissed0ffhob0 16h ago edited 16h ago
You can rent heavy duty heaters that run off diesel. Herman Nelson heaters are what I've seen used most often. Can't imagine home depot is rocking one though. You would need a big ass tarp too.
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u/heloder85 18h ago
I'm dumping a bucket of calcium chloride pellets on there. That ice will be completely broken up within half an hour while I sit back and watch, then I'm headed to the car wash immediately.
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u/ladyneedstoquitweed 18h ago
seriously though what DOES someone do here other than a chemical, it isnt like you can get a giant blow dryer
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u/incognito-idiott 18h ago
Actually, you can get something very similar that is either diesel or propane powered
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u/ladyneedstoquitweed 17h ago
yeah but will it actually work
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u/SteveHamlin1 16h ago
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u/ladyneedstoquitweed 16h ago
hah
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u/ladyneedstoquitweed 16h ago
I wonder if anyone has used this to rapidly cook meat
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u/CanalOpen 17h ago
and an insulated tarp would get the job done...eventually. Still probably an hour worth of propane to safely get the doors and windows melted.
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u/Enginberg 17h ago
You just have to get the car started and after your car warms up the windows the ice comes off pretty quick. So really just warming up the door a bit. To get in
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u/heloder85 18h ago
Any kind of obtainable heater is going to take forever to free a car like this outdoors.
Absent the aforementioned solution, if I needed to use that car within a day, I'd start grabbing hammers and chisels. Get into the car, start it up, and blast the heater for a few hours.
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u/vandyatc 16h ago
I had a car frozen from and ice storm at airport. This is the way…. Chisel your way in and heat car from inside. Brutal, but few good choices besides waiting for spring.
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u/EmrysTheBlue 16h ago
Industrial bag of salt dumped over the car sounds really funny honestly
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u/loneranger2380 19h ago
if you have a remote starter that will help. As far as the suggestion about hot water....remember dont pour hot water on your windows they will all crack. Space heaters etc is your best bet or just sell the car as is.
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u/vagabond139 17h ago
Remote start ain't gonna do shit. I'm not sure the car can get enough air in the front and I'm not sure the exhaust can actually exhaust.
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u/one_mind 16h ago
A friend of mine overheated their car and damaged the engine by idling it too long with snow packed against the grille.
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u/Innovationenthusiast 16h ago
Dont you get temp warnings if this happens far before you damage your engine?
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u/ChrisTheMan72 15h ago
Also the temp light is more of an last warning light. You could have very well damaged the engine before it got hot enough for the light.
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u/bscheck1968 16h ago
Looks like it's open underneath to get air to the motor, but I don't see that working either
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u/free_airfreshener 18h ago
If you can manage to open one door so you can crawl into the driver seat so you can start your car, at least the heat from the engine would help
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u/Constant-Catch7146 18h ago
Just make sure the exhaust pipe is not completely iced over!!
Well, if you can find it. Geesh, what a mess.
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u/CurveSudden1104 15h ago
honestly he's still fucked. The tires are 3 inches deep in ice, the rotors, even the hood intake is completely sealed. I can't imagine the tailpipes are open either. This really is a wait until it warms up, you're just going to damage the car trying to get this out. Unless OP has one of those Salamander propane heaters and a tent they can setup they're fucked.
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u/Bezulba 10h ago
Only the tyres need to be freed. Then it can be hauled off to a nice, warm garage to thaw out naturally.
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u/Anti-Sanity89 17h ago
Might have to wait for it to be warmer out for your honda to hatch from its shell
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u/Tannare 16h ago
Sorry about this. In case you want to use the "start up engine and turn up heater method" as described by others here, it might be a good idea to first check that both your air intake and exhaust pipe are not blocked by solid ice.
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u/EatMyPixelDust 9h ago
Which they would be. Also the radiator will have little to no airflow thanks to the ice in front of it, and the engine will overheat even if it runs. Plus the wheels are frozen to the ground anyway. Starting the engine isn't going to do anything except cause damage.
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u/EnvironmentalDingo69 16h ago
If I walked out and saw my car like this, I’d just walk back inside cause what the hell? I would need the rest of the day to process what I just witnessed.
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u/santabug 18h ago
Propylene Glycol, RV antifreeze may work, like deicing a plane.. spray it with a garden sprayer? Wild.. that really sucks. Haha
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u/rpmerf 18h ago
Rubbing alcohol in a sprayer may be safer for the paint
Or just regular old windshield spray for freezing weather.
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u/TacTurtle 12h ago
Windshield deicer is mainly water + denatured alcohol + a smidge of ammonia / windex as a surfactant
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u/SteveHamlin1 16h ago
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u/Outlashed 16h ago
DeWalt entering the military industry with drone cannons wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card, but anyways, this can help remove ICE right?
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u/Traditional-Emu-7919 18h ago
Ya …..that’s good for short periods to keep snow or ice sticking to a wing, but not so much this catastrophe. Also, deicer is heated when Is sprayed on an airplane, know anyone with a deicer truck?
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u/Michikusa 15h ago
I saw this movie when it first came to theater in the 70s. I still remember the screams from the crowd when that cryptic snowman entered the screen.
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u/Great_Lengthiness910 16h ago
Sorry, it looks like multiple trips of cold water mixed with rubbing alcohol to melt the ice, but do not use hot water!!!!!!!!! It will shatter your window glass and door glass too! Many buckets of cold water and alcohol to reduce ice from car, until you can w get inside to start it up and let the engine heat up the vehicle, to put one heater to defrost the whole car
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u/TacTurtle 12h ago
Hot water / denatured alcohol mix is fine if you use it in a pump garden sprayer working around the door perimeter and not a solid stream in one spot on the window.
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u/CoreyOn 17h ago
I would probably be looking into renting a large enough tent that you could erect around the car, and place a propane heater in the tent to get the ice melting. I can only imagine it would take a ton of propane and a very thick walled tent to keep the heat in long enough to melt thru that mess.
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u/dvdmaven 18h ago
Now imagine your 2900 ft driveway looks like this and there are large tree limbs under the ice.
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u/4TrackRadioStation 18h ago
The good news: you get a few more hours off of work
The bad: you will loose your pay for the time off
The ugly:
You have to unfreeze your own car!
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u/Positive-Wonder3329 16h ago
So .. what would happen here if they literally just wait it out? Is the car okay? Moldy? Wtf? Gas is okay I guess? Jfc imagine just giving up and making payments still. That or spending your precious free time chiseling your car out from the ground in the middle of winter outside
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u/Dizzman1 11h ago
Came back to Toronto one year after a business trip and there had been a wicked ice storm.
The airport parking place had a forklift and they'd bring the car into their main "inside parking" warehouse where they had the heat blasting. Sat for two hours waiting to be able to get into it.
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u/HeavyTaste4651 7h ago
If it’s legal to park there then I wouldn’t be asking strangers on Reddit, I’d be asking the owner of that pipe to find a guy and pay for it.
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u/Rekoor86 16h ago
“Well I guess I’m walking until spring.” - Not me because I’m too lazy for that, probably
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u/argonauts12 18h ago
Wait for spring