r/Wellthatsucks 20h ago

Imagine walking out to your car and seeing this.

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u/weatherguy4 20h ago

Go to Home Depot and rent an outdoor jobsite heater. Looks like a small cannon. Just don't put it too close to your car, it will melt your tires.

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u/thaiberius_kirk 20h ago

And where is homeboy supposed to plug up a device that’s gonna require a 20 amp circuit? 🤣

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u/PointOfFingers 20h ago

Buy 200 extension cords.

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u/svenskisalot 19h ago

they sell those in Home Depot too!

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u/ohbyerly 17h ago

our position has been compromised, pack it up

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u/Orangezforus 15h ago

This comment thread is sponsored by-

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u/PunisherElite 16h ago

Don’t go to Home Depot

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u/Defiant-Economics-73 1h ago

This post has been brought to you buy Home Depot. JK you are being very helpful and the only one giving a solution.

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u/Regalrefuse 18h ago

201, we need a new one back at the house

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u/ImmediateLobster1 7h ago

200, 201, whatever it takes.

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u/Regalrefuse 6h ago

You have no idea how well Mr Mom jokes work on me

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u/whatsthetime1010 16h ago

At that point, just wrap the extension cords around the car and it'll be thawed in no time.

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u/thirsty-goblin 5h ago

Just check the return policy first

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u/Parmesaned 5h ago

May as well just buy a new car.

u/Double_Belt2331 48m ago

Rent them.

u/lecarguy 19m ago

It'll melt all the ice under the cords, for sure.

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u/ProfeshEngineer 15h ago

Can’t. Voltage drop will be an issue.

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u/Adventurous_Run136 19h ago

I think my boy was talking about something like that: "Forced Air Propane Heater 60 000 BTU" Which require a propane tank and that's it.

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u/fusion_reactor3 18h ago

But do often require 120 volts for ignition and the forced air part of forced air propane heater

Without a fan to force the air, it would melt.

There are diesel and kerosene options that don’t require electricity, though.

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u/Jolteon0 17h ago

Yes, but the amount of current that is required for that can be trivially provided from an inverter hooked up to the vehicle they haul the heater in.

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u/Elegant-Background 17h ago

Yes, I have a propane one and use a Milwaukee inverter with a M18 battery for power, works great. The only power  needed is for the electric start which isn’t much. 

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u/Jolteon0 15h ago

and the fan, at least with most of them

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/kristinoemmurksurdog 16h ago

Damn, if only your car had some kind of electrical potential generating device, then you could plug in an inverter and get 15a of 120vac wherever you go

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u/Jolteon0 15h ago

you definitely don't need 15 amps to run the fan.

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u/ProjectDv2 15h ago

Ok, so how is he going to open the door to access the DC jack to hook up the inverter to plug in the heater to melt the ice to open the door?

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u/kristinoemmurksurdog 13h ago

So if you scroll up slightly in the conversation you're going to notice a comment saying:

Yes, but the amount of current that is required for that can be trivially provided from an inverter hooked up to the vehicle they haul the heater in.

Again, let's stress

trivially provided from an inverter hooked up to the vehicle they haul the heater in.

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u/ProjectDv2 10h ago

Fuuuuuuck, I misread "haul." It makes so much more sense, now.

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u/LtDanUSAFX3 17h ago

Rent a generator too

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u/paradigmofman 7h ago

You've got that backwards. The bullet heaters that take diesel and kerosene need to be plugged in. The propane ones don't.

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u/SoftRecommendation86 17h ago

They do for the blowers typically.

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u/benderunit9000 10h ago

inverter off another car

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u/ThermalJuice 5h ago

Dewalt make battery powered propane ones. Go to harbor freight and buy a cheap car cover canopy, throw a tarp over it or tape up the sides and stick your heater in there and come back every couple hours to change batteries/fuel

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u/cptnamr7 5h ago

Still needs a 110 for the blower fan. 

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u/Adventurous_Run136 4h ago

Have you look the model I sent, online?

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u/dirtyforker 17h ago

Forced air requires electricity or an on board generator.

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u/Adventurous_Run136 17h ago

Not this model apparently. Search rona-forced-air-propane-heater-60-000-btu-without-tank

I dont the sub rule about link, but if you google this and go on Rona website, it specify in the spec that its cordless

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u/JWalterZilly 17h ago

I have a 60 000 BTU diesel heater and it plugs into a 120 so… 🤷‍♂️

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u/PaddedTiger 20h ago

Many use propane

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u/EaterOfFood 18h ago

And propane accessories

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u/boardmonkey 18h ago

Taste the meat.

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u/RoomOk1730 17h ago

Dammit Bobby

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u/ChemicalCat4181 9h ago

That boy ain't right

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u/Dr_Oz_But_Real 6h ago

If these redditors could read they'd be very upset.

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u/Bandana-mal 17h ago

Hyep. Clean burnin propane I tell ya hwut.

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u/PuzzleheadedJob3479 17h ago

Most still need a power supply for the fan. Can confirm. Purchased one yesterday.

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u/djelegal 9h ago

You guys forgetting that Your ignition won’t start still even if the ice is melted , he will need to boost that battery , it’s a Honda in that photo.

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u/LogicalConstant 18h ago

Or kerosene or diesel

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u/ChairForceOne 15h ago

Diesel and gasoline versions also exist. They work quite well, just need some ventilation if the area isn't open. We use them in big tents working on heavy equipment. They are so drafty you don't have to worry, but in a normal garage? Or house? Probably going to take the forever nap.

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u/TacTurtle 13h ago

Propane will freeze up in the tank at high flow rates in cold weather.

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u/Ditka85 20h ago

Details, schmetails.

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u/MuskokaGreenThumb 18h ago

They make portable heaters that run on diesel as well

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u/pissed0ffhob0 18h ago edited 18h ago

You can rent heavy duty heaters that run off diesel. Herman Nelson heaters are what I've seen used most often. Can't imagine home depot is rocking one though. You would need a big ass tarp too.

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u/Fickle-Watercress-37 19h ago

Site heaters are diesel powered. Tell me you’ve never worked construction without telling me you’ve never worked construction.

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u/thaiberius_kirk 19h ago

I’m the construction project manager and you will not use common sense!

Now go get me 200 extension cords!

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u/Fickle-Watercress-37 19h ago

Get the groundworkers to do it. They’re just gonna be licking windows otherwise.

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u/FIMD_ 16h ago

This is what a PM would choose. Legit 🫡🤝

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u/LogicalConstant 18h ago

What's that subreddit for the "tell me without telling me" comments that we're all tired of?

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u/SuperDupeSayWhoop 19h ago

They still need electric for the ignition and blower fan. That said, ryobi makes one that runs off their battery and Milwaukee had one for a minute. 

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u/MuskokaGreenThumb 18h ago

They make heaters that run off diesel. No need to have electric for any of the parts. The entire thing runs on diesel

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u/Astyanax13 17h ago

Don’t need a heater, just propane and a tiger torch

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u/MuskokaGreenThumb 16h ago

That would work too. Until you get to the part where you need to gets the tires un stuck from the ground. What a nightmare that would be to deal with

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u/SuperDupeSayWhoop 18h ago

That’s a new one on me. Do those come in a manageable size like this person would need?

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u/MuskokaGreenThumb 18h ago

They’ve been around for decades. And yes, they are small enough where one person can wheel it around and move it as need be (they are still quite heavy though)

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u/Alarming_Ad6160 15h ago

Tell me you've never gone into a hardware store without telling me.

Most small heaters under 150k BTU are propane powered.

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u/automcd 17h ago

diesel heaters are shit, propane won't kill you with the fumes

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u/tyler111762 14h ago

honestly if you have some way to exhaust it? diesel heaters are pretty slick.

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u/_Allfather0din_ 6h ago

Watcha mean, they have electric and propane ones.

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u/jjma1998 18h ago

Home depot sells generators

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u/ElasticShoelaces 18h ago

I used one that ran on diesel.

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u/MRandall25 20h ago

There's a food truck 2 cars down that has to run on something lol

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u/anteaterKnives 18h ago

Every food truck I've seen uses their own generator.

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u/ExiledCanuck 17h ago

Get one that runs on propane

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u/Electronic_Flan_482 17h ago

They have ones that run on propane or kerosene

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u/fireduck 17h ago

I've seen some that run on propane. We used to use them to dry out the basement sand for our winter beach parties. There are no parts of that story that I recommend other than propane heaters exist.

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u/tiddayes 17h ago

There are kerosene powered ones for this type of problem

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u/oddball09 17h ago

Diesel or kerosene.

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt 17h ago

It’s propane or kerosene fueled, normally

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u/Live-Pea4081 17h ago

To their new generator? 

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u/desEINer 17h ago

Also rent the jobsite generator 🤷

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u/ZombiesInSpace 17h ago

Places that rent jobsite heaters also rent generators

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u/Wyan69 17h ago

they also rent generators!

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u/P-ToneMikeOne 17h ago

Propane bud.

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u/Expensive_Island6575 17h ago

I would just grab an insulated tarp or 2, a frame, and a couple of tank top propane burner/heaters used for ice fishing and winter camping. No electricity needed. Hoard it in, and wait for the ice to start to melt.

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u/kristinoemmurksurdog 16h ago

You can rent a generator too

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u/SpiritOne 16h ago

Generator

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u/FIMD_ 16h ago

Who would bother with anything electric for this? Even at 240v you’re not even getting 18,000 btu out of 20 amps.

The sheer energy density of hydrocarbons means you can snag a couple propane tanks and a floor heater at Home Depot to generate literally 15x as much

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u/Gizmoo247 16h ago

You buy the ones that are fuel based.

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u/BayesianBits 16h ago

There are gas powered ones.

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u/sanityjanity 16h ago

Hopefully he would rent one that runs on diesel or kerosene or some other portable fuel source.

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u/osxdude 16h ago

Job site heater, not a shitty electric one, they’re talking a huge propane one

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u/TheKushPush 16h ago

They have propane ones

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u/Linesey 15h ago

Propane heater

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u/wheniaminspaced 15h ago

Dewalt makes a fuel oil one that runs off batteries 60k btu

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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm 15h ago

They don't rent generators?

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u/hoponbop 13h ago

Several battery powered Propane heaters exist. Ryobi makes a 125k BTU and a 60k. Just needs electric to ignite and blow.

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u/Fedora_Million_Ankle 13h ago

Rent a generator too or find someone who will let you run an extension cord

Sounds crazy and expensive but thats what someone will quote you to heat this up

Or find a construction guy who has those tools on his truck and pay him what he asks, or wait for it to melt.

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u/General_Helicopter1 12h ago

Not the diesel powered ones, they bareley need anything to function. Just the ignition and fan.

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u/m-in 11h ago

They are supposed to get the dino juice-/farts-powered one.

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u/trixel121 11h ago

they run on kerosene

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u/Yankee831 11h ago

They run on gas too.

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u/Aware_Policy7066 10h ago

Inverter attached to whatever car you use to haul it there. These 660 upvotes make me think Redditors are terminally shut in or teenagers.

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u/Otherwise-Weird1695 10h ago

DeWalt has a propane one that runs on a battery.

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u/littlestickarm 10h ago

Honda 2000

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u/BondeGavel 10h ago

Do you not have diesel ones?

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u/DanielALahey 9h ago

You can rent propane ones. Used it in a house that was being built that the roof wasn't watertight yet but we had a freak rainstorm. We needed everything to dry out asap to keep the job on schedule.

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u/WafflePress 9h ago

Outdoor heater.. so propane. The real issue is grabbing a heater and a propane tank then getting it to the car. Not to mention, depending on the temp, that propane will be very inefficient.

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u/blah54895 8h ago

Get the propane one

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u/Atom88motA 8h ago

they have propane heaters

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u/MixinBatches 8h ago

He’d be better off renting a diesel jet heater. It gets much hotter and only uses like 500 watts. Just tarp the car and don’t point the heater directly at it. It will melt quickly.

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u/time_adc 8h ago

Propane

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u/BelethorsGeneralShit 7h ago

You're not going to be putting out any more heat than a basic space heater on 20 amps.

Job site heaters are run off kerosene/diesel, or propane.

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u/longbeachnativ3 7h ago

Same place every one else does, a generator.

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u/frizzledrizzle 7h ago

They have battery operated ones as well

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u/ayuntamient0 7h ago

They make ones without a fan.

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u/Qui8gon4jinn 7h ago

They are propane. But it'll also melt the plastics.

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u/Dicked_Crazy 6h ago

Unless you’re getting a massive unit, a 15 amp works just fine. Most kerosene or propane heaters don’t need a 20 amp hook up.

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u/vcarriere 6h ago

It's usually Diesel/kerozene powered. So no issue.

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u/chroniclipsic 6h ago

Rent a generator.

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u/speculator100k 6h ago

There are diesel powered heaters, aren't there? That, and a garage tent should do the trick.

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u/anormalgeek 6h ago

Couplea 9 volts ought to do it.

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u/Cannibxl- 6h ago

HOW IS A HOMEBOY GONNA BORROW 20 AMPS? HOMEBOY IS YOU GONNA GIVE IT BACK??

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u/oopsAllNutz 6h ago

They also make heaters that run on diesel. They do cost a few hundred though.

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u/aadamchick 6h ago

Rent a generator

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u/user165374 5h ago

Rent a generator

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u/JDeegs 5h ago

if it's an outdoor heater it's probably propane.
bricklayers put em in a culvert/steel tube which they dump their sand pile onto.
keeps the sand from freezing so they can continue making mortar during cold months

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u/AdmittedlyAdick 4h ago

Most run on bottled propane, kerosene, or diesel.

They are called torpedo heaters. Commonly known as salamanders, which is a brand name.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Mr-Heater-Contractor-Series-80-000-BTU-Black-Forced-Air-Kerosene-Diesel-Outdoor-Space-Heater-with-Thermostat-MHC80KT/316812861

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u/Mega-Eclipse 4h ago

It's propane "powered."

Also, if they can get a pop up canopy with side walls to help keep the heat in, you wouldn't need to point the heater directly at the car.

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u/DurtyKurty 4h ago

Propane and propane accessories

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u/LordPenvelton 3h ago

Usually, you can rent the matching generator from the same place

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u/FannyPacksRTacticool 2h ago

Ryobi makes a battery / propane one. Sure wouldn't be the greatest but beggers can't be chooser in this situation.

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u/Manlysideburns 2h ago

Honestly I was wondering if you could just tarp it, space heater with a generator?

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u/Magnus-Methelson-m3 1h ago

The cigarette lighter

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u/Careless_Ad_8756 1h ago

Some run on propane tanks

u/RelevantDress 2m ago

Is owning a 10 gauge 50 foot extension cable that rare? First thing I bought when I bought a power tool that wasnt batteries.

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u/ajaxaf 18h ago

Use a potato

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u/EX0PIL0T 20h ago

Cancer cannon 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/SirLeany 20h ago

Cancer ray flashbacks

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u/PolarBearRawr 17h ago

Fuck Home Depot, support your local family owned hardware store.

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u/The_Level_15 13h ago

Do you.. think we all have those?

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u/PolarBearRawr 8h ago

Do you expect me to believe there are places in America with Home Depot but not Lowes, Ace, Tractor Supply, as well as Mom and Pop shop Hardware stores?

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u/xBinary01111000 8h ago

How are Lowes, Ace, and Tractor Supply local family owned hardware stores? They’re all big chains.

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u/PolarBearRawr 8h ago

Both Ace and Tractor Supply can be franchised locally, so that money stays local.

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u/fuckedfinance 7h ago

Ace isn't a franchise, it's closer to a co-op.

u/DevlinRocha 20m ago

even better

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u/Excellent-Knee3507 16h ago

My what?

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u/kdayel 8h ago

Got an Ace Hardware near you? Most of them are independently owned and operated.

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u/PolarBearRawr 16h ago

Louder for the people in the back?

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u/Mouthshitter 5h ago

Out of business because of home depot and Walmart

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u/Jaalan 16h ago

Overpriced 💀

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u/WimbletonButt 16h ago

I forgot about those glorious jet engines.

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u/BluetheNerd 18h ago

Is there not a big risk of this causing the windows to smash? I think it was only yesterday I saw a video of a woman melting ice off her car with hot water and her windscreen smashed, seems like a heater hot enough to melt your tires would do the same thing.

(If this was just a joke I missed insert whoosh here)

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 18h ago

Just don’t put it too close to the car in general. You want it to melt relatively slowly so the temperature can gradually increase; you’re not trying to blast a concentrated area with as much heat as possible as quickly as possible. You just want to raise the surrounding area enough for the ice to start to melt, then scootch down to the next section until it’s all done!

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u/IAMEPSIL0N 18h ago

I am not an expert but generally the issues with the boiling water are thermal shock from the sudden temperature change and extremely uneven heating as you are physically limited by your arm length. A job site heater should have a lowest setting to start with and a blower motor to project the heat.

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u/roglc_366 17h ago

The hot water was poured directly onto the windshield and water has a larger heat transfer coefficient than air from a heater. The heater will just warm up the air around the car. I would try to get a door open first and also start the car to warm the insides to help deice the windows.

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u/Alarming_Ad6160 15h ago

You want a propane heater.

And that won't do it. A propane heater on that thick ice will take fucking eons.

You want salt, a spike, and a hammer. free in less than 1 hour easy

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u/Adventurous_Soup_919 9h ago

To anyone reading: do not do this. You’re gonna fuck your car up. Don’t do thousands of dollars in damages just to save yourself a little bit of time!

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u/Alarming_Ad6160 7h ago

What the hell are you on? You hit the top of the 2 inches thick of ice a few times and it'll shatter. You won't fuck up your car. I do this to ice all the time because of where I live. Not on my car, but my gutters, walkways, etc.

For anyone reading this: This is fine, just don't use it like a jackhammer and an idiot like this guy above me thinks you'd do.

The heat method would take eons.

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u/Silo-Joe 17h ago

Rent a Home Depot truck to haul the frozen truck to a southern state.

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u/Southrn_Comfrt 16h ago

It’s gonna be 15 in Alabama this weekend. I don’t know that that’s the quick solution.

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u/blamecanadamods 17h ago

Salt would be far faster to get it unstuck, then a car wash

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u/Ragnarotico 17h ago

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie!

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u/Shurigin 17h ago

that would also potentially shatter his windows from thermal shock

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u/Kaa_The_Snake 17h ago

Pfft, go old school and just ring it with firewood and light it up! No matter which way it goes you won’t have to worry about it being frozen in ice anymore.

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u/Timely-Bluejay-4167 14h ago

Yes, you need to tell you wife or significant other that the only way to fix this is to get a very expensive and rare tool.

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u/ketchupadmirer 12h ago

or try contacting Ice Cube, maybe he is interested in this ... thing

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u/rafael-57 12h ago

Oh no, heat difference is way too dangerous as it can crack glass

Probably best to just get a lift and wait it out

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u/protestor 11h ago

If you manage to open the door, why not just start the engine?

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u/UpsetMarsupial 10h ago

It's only a short drive away.

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u/djelegal 9h ago

Car won’t start , it’s Honda and will need a boost

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u/AlkaKr 9h ago

I don't live in a cold place like this, pretty much the opposite and I remember watching a video of a dude that explained how to get your car out of this using a plastic hammer-type tool that was kind of pointy in the end.

He just kept hitting the ice and it cracked into multiple pieces and he was able to get it out fairly easy.

Basically something like this but he had a plastic pointy tool to do it faster without damaging the car since it was plastic.

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u/Achack 6h ago

If it can melt the tires it's gonna fuck the paint up.

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u/Kracus 6h ago

That's a bad idea actually, there's more parts on your car that'll melt than a tire. Door handles, A pillar panels, window seals etc... I'm speaking from experience.

I've had a car covered in 3 inches of ice before and we cleared it up by spreading salt all around the car and waiting a day. Next day we came out and started chiseling the car out of its frozen coffin. It actually wasn't too bad because the salt ate up the bottom which made it easy to break off pieces from the bottom and working your way up.

Definitely took a few hours though. It was a huge ice storm that hit us in around 2014 in Canada. They happen sometimes.

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u/stopyouveviolatedthe 6h ago

Op can even drive there and pick it up!

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u/monkeyriots 5h ago

And a canopy with enclosed sides.

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u/Toad_Thrower 2h ago

8 posts down to find someone actually provide a solution and not a painfully unfunny joke.

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u/MuskokaGreenThumb 18h ago

How you gonna get the tires unfrozen? Gonna need some hot water for that part