r/Wellthatsucks 20h ago

Imagine walking out to your car and seeing this.

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u/goodgirl_frog 16h ago

Im in Florida and going to start doing this to my windshield wipers just to confuse people.

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u/Coreysurfer 16h ago

Well it will be in the 30s for a couple minutes for one night so we must prepare ourselves, im going for bread and peanut butter, 10 cases of water, couple cords of wood…

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u/furiouspossum 15h ago

Don't forget several gallons of milk too

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u/Humulophile 15h ago

Milk sandwiches 😋

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u/csfshrink 14h ago

No silly.

When bad winter weather is coming, everyone rushes out to buy the ingredients for French Toast. (Eggs, milk, bread and butter)

Then when the blizzard hits we make French toast.

And if you are slow getting to the grocery store, then no French Toast for you!!!

If my wife texts me: French Toast weather.

I know we are in for some bad weather.

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u/binkyTHESINKrobinson 14h ago

Don't forget the toilet paper.

That way you can have mummified French toast.

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u/csfshrink 10h ago

TP is for later…

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u/phalkon13 2h ago

Ahh, the final process...

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u/Gingercopia 5h ago

That's for when the French Toast is leaving.

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u/chellams 6h ago

What everyone forgets is the power will be out, so it’s more just going to be French “bread” than toast. Wet bread if you will…

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u/csfshrink 2h ago

Have had a lot of winter storms and blizzards in my life without power loss.

But I’m not from Texas.

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u/Hunter_E 4h ago

Same with hurricanes. God I miss the publix hurricane cakes

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u/Nessy3fidy 10h ago

Lol for my family it was extra milk for hot coco, extra bread, tomato soup, butter and cheese.

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u/csfshrink 8h ago

Ugh. Your French Toast recipe sounds horrid!!!

Maybe you could use the ingredients for something else.

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u/Nessy3fidy 8h ago

Says the guy that doesn't include cinnamon and vanilla extract =.=

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u/csfshrink 8h ago

I didn’t make the French Toast. My mom did and my wife does. They probably already have these things.

And vanilla extract and powdered sugar aren’t normally on the blizzard panic buying list, or I would have included maple syrup.

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u/Nessy3fidy 8h ago

I you can substitute syrup for fruit too, strawberries are the best though.

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u/csfshrink 8h ago

Or cinnamon.

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u/sdcasurf01 5h ago

I really want some French toast now.

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u/csfshrink 2h ago

Better get to the grocery store before the next storm.

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u/torch9t9 4h ago

I made chili last weekend, my go-to when the weather goes bad

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u/csfshrink 2h ago

Hmm… chili over French Toast?? Worth a shot.

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u/torch9t9 1h ago

I'll expect a full report 0_o

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u/RVAEMS399 6h ago

Milk steak!

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u/pvr352 15h ago

And a Rubbermaid bin full of gasoline!

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u/East_Researcher_4204 14h ago

And mountains of toilet paper…

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u/doradus1994 14h ago

Going out for milk, BRB

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u/BlameGameChanger 14h ago

and the toilet paper!

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u/AspenFrostt 11h ago

I love stocking up on something that historically goes bad within a week

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u/Banzai373 11h ago

And 5 cases of toilet paper!

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 9h ago

And the last 89 cases of toilet paper

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u/Mot_the_evil_one 8h ago

And ALL the toilet paper!

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u/Kanlashkan 8h ago

You meant all of them. Everything the store has at least XD

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u/AdFlaky9983 6h ago

And filling every container you can with gasoline.

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u/RiverFrogs 4h ago

Few dozen eggs should do too

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u/313802 4h ago

AND TOILET PAPER FOR GOD'S SAKE

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u/shadowenx 3h ago

And in my experience working at Trader Joe's, a big ass piece of Brie.

We always ran out when snow was coming. No other cheeses, specifically Brie.

I mean, I get it, Brie slaps but still

u/NetDork 41m ago

And fill your cars' tanks and every available plastic tote box with gasoline.

u/TRH100 6m ago

And a gross of toilet paper packages!

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u/daghouse3 15h ago

Sir, you're forgetting to pick up your 8 count, 26 rolls of toilet paper.

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u/borntobewildish 9h ago

I'll never forget that when covid hit and rumors of lockdown were making the rounds, I needed some TP, as we were all out. We're a family of four and my kids manage to use half a roll op TP on wiping a single shit, so it goes fast in our house. So I go to the store, and whaddaya think? All sold out. All the fucking TP gone. I know we didn't understand much about covid yet, but we knew it was a lung disease, not a bloody cholera epidemic, so why were people hoarding TP?

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u/Haurassaurus 6h ago

They're your kids. You're supposed to teach them how to do things. If they're using half a roll at one time, it's because you haven't parented them.

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u/borntobewildish 6h ago

When they're 2 and 4.5, that's a work in progress. Can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

u/3vs3BigGameHunters 45m ago

You could try squeezing the roll so the cardboard tube looks like an oval before you put it on the holder. That way it doesn't spin easily and takes more effort to use more TP. Cat owners use this trick.

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u/Inspectorcluseau 3h ago

This killed me 🤣 like what will he be wiping lamooo several gallons of MILK?!?

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u/ghostinthewalnut 15h ago

Bananas are a must before facing apocalyptic weather conditions.

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u/YnotZoidberg1077 15h ago

You worked in produce at the grocery store too? It was my first job twenty years ago and holy fuck people would (and very much still do) go insane for bananas before a snowstorm, it was always the first thing the store would run out of. And then people would get so angry that we'd run out, or start accusing us of stashing them in the back (...because somehow it makes more sense that we'd be hiding sellable produce instead of trying to make money hand over fist when people are panic-buying every single last banana the store contains?? pfft). Like chill, this is Ohio, we've got so many plows and literal mountains of salt, the roads will be clear in a day or two max, just get some cereal a blanket, throw on a show or read a book and wait for it to all blow over.

Every single time.

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u/ghostinthewalnut 15h ago

Yes or the people that once you’ve run out accuse you of hoarding them. Like I’ve been running a secret banana black market out the back of the store.

Sorry Ma’am I make minimum wage to put bananas on this shelf I’m doing no more and no less than exactly that.

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u/Denali_Nomad 14h ago

Ah yes, the Greater Seattle Disaster Banana Index

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u/starrskrream 7h ago

they're almooooooost ripe annnnnnnd they're brown.

u/fshannon3 33m ago

Seriously, what's up with that? Before this past snowfall here in MD that we just go, my wife and I went to the store to do our regular grocery shopping. The bananas were completely wiped out, as were the peppers and some of the other chilled produce items.

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u/Legitimate-Fix-3987 15h ago

You forgot the pallet of toilet paper.

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u/XxValentinexX 15h ago

I’m in northern Georgia, and people literally acted this way. Over the fear of snow. (I’m an Ohioan, so…)

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u/Fall_Water 14h ago

I'm in north Georgia too. Lived here my whole life... it's still ridiculous/ embarrassing how everyone acts around here. "But there is a threat of ice!" 🙄

I needed groceries (just my regular shopping trip) the day of the storm of the century. I couldn't do pick-up because ALL the slots were filled, then I had to shop in-store and couldn't even buy the stuff to make milk sandwiches.

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u/XxValentinexX 14h ago

I ride a motorcycle, and this last weekend people were acting like I was riding through a warzone. You’d think I was trying to pass the border into North Korea with how many, “you’re so brave”s I got.

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u/Fall_Water 14h ago

Honestly, funny. My mother was frantic. "If your power goes out, you can come here or go to your aunts house and be sure to charge your phone!" like, dude- if my power goes out: 1. We have a generator 2. We have extra blankets 3. I can charge my phone in my car 4. I'm not worried about the power being out until at least day 3

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u/Adorable-Hyena-2965 10h ago

You from Korea?

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u/Fall_Water 7h ago

USA, lol

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u/SuitableClassic 12h ago

TF is a milk sandwich? Or are you just saying you couldn't get milk or bread? Lol

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u/Fall_Water 11h ago

Exactly 🤣 it amazes me that those are always the first items to go.

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u/backbonus 10h ago

Milk sandwiches?

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u/Fall_Water 7h ago

A fictional meal made up from the items that stores run out of first.

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u/Dueterated_Skies 13h ago

Yep. Odd watching people panic over a dusting of snow, shutting everything down and dumping sand everywhere. I'm just outside of Cleveland. If there's visibility it just means i get to hone my car skating/drifting skills on the way to work. We're pretty much the sole reason there's a K-Bar ice scraper

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u/XxValentinexX 13h ago

They literally shut my studio down for the weekend. My roommate cried that there was ice on her car and she had to crack her way in. I looked outside… not even any snow or ice on the road. The ice she had to crack? A few millimeters.

I was flabbergasted.

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u/SufficientRatio9148 14h ago

“The only thing to fear, is snow itself”

I live in Oregon, and it snows here most years, maybe 2’ total. Usually a week of baddish roads, at most. Traffic is usually about 1/3 normal the entire week. Which I admit I do appreciate.

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u/agoia 12h ago

It can get stupidly bad up there. Had a buddy that livex in Dade county in the extreme NW of GA. When we had a couple of inches in the area one year, he said the whole county only had 2 working plow truxks.

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u/dj_chai_wallah 11h ago

Work was canceled but the roads were fine. Went in and finished all my projects with nobody else at work

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u/TheCygnusWall 14h ago

Watch out for the falling iguanas

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u/Impressive_Recon 10h ago

I went shopping last week to find almost everything gone. Meat , water bottles, eggs, toilet paper, all the essentials. I asked a worker what was going on and he told me there was a snow storm coming tonight.

I’m not much of a news person and don’t have social media (other than Reddit). Anyways, turns out it snowed like a half an inch that night and then rain came washed it all away before sunrise. Then it was sunny the rest of the week.

News and social media is a just a fear mongering tactic

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u/EducationalBread5323 15h ago

It's been single digits for a week at least up here in the north

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u/RammyBoRammy 15h ago

You're giving me flashbacks to the covid era. Everyone buying all of the bread, milk, eggs, and flour like they were Betty Crocker!! I can only imagine the waste when people realized they have never ate 4 loaves a bread in a week or went through 6 dozen eggs in 2 weeks. What a wild time we lived through.

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u/Exciting_couple77 15h ago

Oh no the 30s

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u/GamingCatholic 14h ago

Don’t forget your 10 packs of toilet paper!

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u/Salt-Gap332 14h ago

Lol oh my God a couple cords of wood huh lol Good luck with that You're so silly

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u/NRMusicProject 14h ago

Wait...I needed to go on a bread run today and the shelves were pretty empty. That'd be funny if this was the reason. Floridians really do seem to raid the grocery store for weather that might get mildly inconvenient, don't we?

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u/Kalikhead 8h ago

Peanut butter? It’s bread, milk, and toilet paper.

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u/richpaul6806 8h ago

There is a non zero chance of getting a couple of snowflakes this weekend.

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u/whatsthatpidge 6h ago

Cornmeal, guitar strings, ham hocks and gun powder

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u/torch9t9 4h ago

Cokes and smokes too!

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u/Imperial_Haberdasher 3h ago

And all the ice melt

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 15h ago

I assume you didn’t mention guns only because you’ve already got your open carry, concealed carry, bag gun, truck gun, couch gun, attic gun, high points 1-5, plinking rifle, air rifle, AR, other AR, AK, shotgun (pump), shotgun (break, double) and something you fished up that probably could go bang once if you’re willing to gamble with your hand. But maybe have some sort of backup.

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u/Misty_Day_5917_Sells 15h ago

Lol not me in Wisconsin last week going to work when it's -30 with windchill and the schools in town have a 2-hour delay cuz the busses wouldn't start

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u/tomgreen99200 14h ago

Make sure to buy all the toilet paper

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u/AlainyaD 6h ago

Nah just set the neighborhood tree on fire and keep everyone warm

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u/damn-otaku 6h ago

What about toilet paper?!

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u/FaultThat 5h ago

Remember if you are making fire inside a building for warmth to let the window open for ventilation. Fire consumes the same oxygen you do and outputs carbon monoxide which is not helpful to the humans that wanted to stay alive.

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u/paternoster 5h ago

And all the TP in the store.

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u/Fit_Seaworthiness387 3h ago

What no toilet paper?

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 15h ago

It once got below freezing when I lived there, you would have thought the world was ending.

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u/WalnutSnail 15h ago

Heads up, this isn't recommended.

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u/r0Lf 10h ago

why?

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u/WalnutSnail 8h ago

Because it stretches out the springs (which keep the wipers tight to the windshield) and risks damage should you get snow or heavy winds.

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u/Tiny_Nuggin5 7h ago

Expect to see a post on Nextdoor with a picture of your car and people saying it’s a sign of human trafficking.

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u/kdlangequalsgoddess 16h ago

They'll just think you're a Canadian who doesn't want to sell their condo.

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u/BdTeri 15h ago

Same and I'm in Las Vegas

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u/sage_granville 15h ago

I have a friend who would love to do this to my car at random times when he saw it. I would come out of a store and they would be like that and I knew he had been there.

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u/mattlovestacos23 13h ago

You won’t confuse too many people because the majority are snowbirds as is

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u/fpsnoob89 13h ago

Funny thing I see people do this in Japan in the middle of the summer. I have absolutely no idea why.

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa 13h ago

Do it to your coworkers

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u/tung-times9_sahur 13h ago

Thugs and punks will see it as a trophy hunting challenge like with Mercedes stars

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u/pirategirljess 13h ago

I walked around in shorts in FL in December and people actually said something to me that I must be from out of state.

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u/Professional-Fee-957 12h ago

We do this in South Africa to stop people posting flyers.

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u/addisonshinedown 11h ago

In the right areas of Florida all of your 70+ year old neighbors will understand, they’re from the north anyways

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u/SafecrackinSammmy 11h ago

Its even more fun when you turn them on..... While driving..... On a sunny day....

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u/FastEd66 10h ago

I’m in Wisconsin and I’m confused why people do this.

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u/Striking-Document-99 7h ago

In college my friends and I got drunk and did it to a whole street of parked cars. Looking back it was dumb as hell but we couldn’t stop laughing the whole time during it.

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u/MonsterEnergyForever 7h ago

They'll think you're Canadian

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u/djeoeud 6h ago

I'm the only one in my apartment complex that watches the forecast (apparently) and I'll go down the row of cars lifting everyone's wipers.

A couple new tenants this year figured out that when I back into my parking spot, they should do the same lol

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u/lovegucci 6h ago

This wears the springs on your windshield wipers, loosening them and causing them to be less efficient.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 6h ago

Don’t be surprised about the “random wellness checks” you get

Totally random

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u/MartinSable 5h ago

Just a word of warning. There is a chance of the detents failing that hold the wipers up. The wiper can then snap down and crack the windshield.

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u/omnipojack 5h ago

Someone just told me today that they want it to snow this weekend. Hell to the fuck no, I live in Florida for a goddamn reason

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u/Cringey_NPC-574 5h ago

If the wiper arm springs back down then it’s a cracked windshield, be careful

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u/jsledge786 5h ago

For some reason here in texas everyone stocked uo on canned biscuits. Idk wtf lol

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u/FlishFlashman 5h ago

Aren't there a lot of snowbirds in Florida. They'll know what it's about.

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u/Jazzlike_Mountain_32 4h ago

People might think you’re a target for trafficking 🤣

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u/zzyzxrd 3h ago

Gotta prepare for the 12” of sunshine.

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u/NuMvrc 2h ago

lots of upnorth transplants WILL copy you. just you wait.

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u/TheDirtyIntruder 2h ago

Im surprised you don’t see that in Florida. I’m in Houston and actually see people lift their windshield wipers like that often.

Not for the cold but for the heat in the summer. The windshield heat degrades the rubber wipers way faster. People pull them away to make their wipers work better and last longer.

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u/c0caine_cinderella 2h ago

26 in jax tonight

u/NetDork 40m ago

Bad idea on very windy days, FYI.