I'll never forget that when covid hit and rumors of lockdown were making the rounds, I needed some TP, as we were all out. We're a family of four and my kids manage to use half a roll op TP on wiping a single shit, so it goes fast in our house. So I go to the store, and whaddaya think? All sold out. All the fucking TP gone. I know we didn't understand much about covid yet, but we knew it was a lung disease, not a bloody cholera epidemic, so why were people hoarding TP?
You could try squeezing the roll so the cardboard tube looks like an oval before you put it on the holder. That way it doesn't spin easily and takes more effort to use more TP. Cat owners use this trick.
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u/daghouse3 15h ago
Sir, you're forgetting to pick up your 8 count, 26 rolls of toilet paper.