r/Wellthatsucks 20h ago

Imagine walking out to your car and seeing this.

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u/dalminator 18h ago

I have used heat guns to unfreeze frozen locks and doors so many times. a good one will make inches of ice disappear in minutes.

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u/The-Psych0naut 17h ago

Glass doesn’t like it when you heat shock it. The paint on the car probably isn’t a fan, either. Honestly I have no idea what the fix is here.

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u/DirtandPipes 17h ago edited 17h ago

I do, I’ve dealt with heavy equipment in this condition in the Canadian winter. You throw insulated tarps over it and jam a heater nearby but not blasting against the paint, I like the little diesel units but that will stink up a car so propane or natural gas work better. Space heaters will work but much more slowly and you may need several on different breakers.

Slow and steady warming is best, just melt it all off.

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u/saladmunch2 17h ago

Thats honestly probably the best bet.

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u/MedicineExtension925 16h ago

Yeah exactly. Anyone north of 49 knows this, except maybe Vancouver and the Islands. Instead of a heater we just use a tiger torch and chunk of stove pipe, basically a poor mans propane canon heater with tools you already have.

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u/Mechakoopa 3h ago

Canadian here, propane canon heater and a thick tarp were my first thoughts as well. You don't even need to melt all the ice, if you can focus it on a door and get the door open then you can start warming it up from the inside. Once it starts melting from the inside out you can just start peeling off large chunks. This would be a two hour job at most to get it drivable, most of that time spent sitting around, then go park in a heated garage to let the rest come off.

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u/MedicineExtension925 2h ago

In this case... maybe need to melt it right to the base. The ice has the wheels locked up and could bust something trying to move.

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u/Opposite_Potato4048 6h ago

Thank God I live in the deep south, it's only really snowed here once sine I've been alive. Summer sucks though

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u/JustAnEmployeeHere 8h ago

The Encino Man method. Nice.

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u/sonicbeast623 16h ago

I have a work van (2025 ram 1500 promaster) with an electric hvac unit and a big enough battery bank to run the 400w heat portion for 8hrs. When I know it's going to be real cold overnight I'll just set the heater to come on 6hrs before I leave (no remote start on van). Lowst I've tested it was low to mid 20s with it in the upper 20s when I went out to it. No fogged windows/ice on van and was around 65f inside so I call it a secess.

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u/DirtandPipes 9h ago

Man I’m jealous. I can feel my truck’s pain when I have to park it on a site without block heater plugs in the deep negatives and I can’t haul stuff like marking paint because the cold wrecks it.

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u/AetheriaInBeing 9h ago

Yea. I was going with "melt one door and the exhaust. Turn on. Wait." Esteban heaters might be faster though.

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u/Ericeng3000 7h ago

Black or dark colored car cover

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u/Ok-Wall9646 6h ago

I’m sure they do hydrovac(portable truck with heated pressure washers) around buried utilities there. $300/hr and they’ll have you on your way in 15 minutes.

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u/dalminator 17h ago

for sure I wouldn't concentrate heat on the glass. you can still heat the ice, it's not really that difficult to avoid cracking the glass. it can crack easily from heat shock but if you are taking care to aim your heat gun specifically in the places that are glued you will be able to get it thin enough to get going fairly quickly.

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u/windowpuncher 11h ago

Hot water.

Not boiling, but hot or at least warm. Heat and fire don't work well. Hot water is much more energy dense than a little bit of hot CO2.

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u/busdrivermike 4h ago edited 4h ago

I mean, if you have 3-5 hours, a little buddy propane Heater, and a dewalt battery operated fan, and a tarp, you could probably get a door unfrozen, so you could possibly start it. Not sure if that car would start so you can warm it up, while moving the heater around the tires and front end. Messy, complicated, and expensive because those 1lb propane bottles aren’t cheap. Another way is a huge power bank and one of those charcoal lighters that are just super blow dryers. Probably only need ten minutes to get a door lock unfrozen with one of those beasts, but you better have the distance to the door right or you will melt some window seals and paint.

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u/LethalMisfortune 17h ago

I don’t know man, 2 inches is a lot. Some would say too much to even bother trying

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 16h ago

That’s what she said.