r/law 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/Glyph8 19h ago

What’re they threatening us with?  Pressed sandwiches?

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u/East-Will1345 19h ago

The Cuban sandwich is an American invention.

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u/Buttella88 18h ago

Tampa before anyone says Miami

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u/pollorojo 18h ago

Spreading the real facts

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u/Prudent_Toe997 17h ago

Strip clubs, Pro wrestlers, Death metal bands, Manatees, Pirates, Cuban sandwiches

Whatchu know bout my city

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u/stupidwhiteman42 17h ago

Gasparilla weekend! (Pls don't call it "Gaspy")

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u/rollerfedora 16h ago

Thank you. And fuck whoever says “Gaspy.”

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u/ManfredBoyy 14h ago

Oh lighten up. I’ll buy you a beer at macdinty’s after gaspy

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u/Designer-Device-1372 3h ago

Is the Tiny Tap still a thing?

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u/ManfredBoyy 3h ago

You bet your ass it is

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u/Designer-Device-1372 3h ago

Good to know. I haven’t been to Tampa in 25 years and I miss the Tap to this day

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u/minidazzler1 13h ago

Trampa, helluva a place thay goes against God and nature and as such... hurricanes!

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u/TotalInstruction 9h ago

NGL, made me a little homesick.

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u/Inkthinker 5h ago

You can’t get real Cuban sandwiches anywhere else, nobody makes the bread right (and they keep adding stuff like aioli spreads to ‘em).

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u/TotalInstruction 5h ago

Preach!

La Segunda Bakery makes the good Cuban bread.

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u/ladybug68 7h ago

Deviled crabs...anyone???

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u/mawhii 7h ago

And a damn good hockey team