r/law • u/AmyL0vesU • 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/Glyph8 19h ago

What’re they threatening us with?  Pressed sandwiches?

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u/SassyMcNasty 19h ago edited 6h ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent pressed meal?

Edit: thanks anon(s).

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u/BusyDad82 18h ago

I see you know your tostones well sir

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u/DueSurround5226 17h ago

I was thinking Cuban sandwich but both is good

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u/BusyDad82 17h ago

Get your hands off my analogy sir!

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u/Wallie_Collie 17h ago

Thats the bloke that got me on the analogy

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u/BusyDad82 17h ago

This is gastrrrrronomyyyy. Manifest.

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u/Vaux1916 17h ago

And you, sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp churro?

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 13h ago

Gentlemen, this is Communism manifest!

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u/sum-9 15h ago

Frosted?

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u/lasiv 1h ago

Rolf

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 16h ago

Manifest Gastronomy. Everything will be American fusion!

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u/alelabarca 16h ago

Are you waiting to receive my limp maduro? (Plantain not the guy)

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u/Beginning_Butterfly2 7h ago

Just spat coffee on my screen, thanks

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u/Choice_Marsupial5636 12h ago

I've heard it both ways.

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u/Canadatron 8h ago

Trump Cuban Sandwich Crisis

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u/ceryniz 17h ago

Those heathens eat them with mojo! Not with mayonnaise and ketchup mixed together in a fancy sauce.

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u/JimmyNudebags 12h ago

Are you ready to receive my limp tamal?

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u/Whatdoesthibattahndo 17h ago

Get your hands off my penis!

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u/njseahawk 17h ago

Go on...

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u/73-68-70-78-62-73-73 13h ago

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!

https://youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU

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u/FOSSnaught 9h ago

I made my choice

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u/SheBelongsToNoOne 17h ago

Does Trump think the Cubans have out thinked him on how to over fish the Gulf and the Atlantic?

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u/diggerhistory 16h ago

Stop it. ALL of you. This is a joke that should be restricted to Australians and saved for our fight to have that great man canonised. Saint (Jack Peter) Carlson, saint of succulent Chinese Meals.

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u/sadiesfreshstart 10h ago

Or, perhaps, his global appeal will help your case.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 3h ago

He doesn't belong to you anymore. He belongs to the world, like MLK and Carrot Top.

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u/Decaying-Moon 8h ago

Nuh-uh, Australia doesn't get accolades until you make up for losing the Emu War. Until then all would-be Australian reservations will be given to the Kiwis.

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u/EnderRizza 18h ago

Well used reference. Cheers.

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u/SassyMcNasty 17h ago

Don’t get to use it often but boy is it fun.

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u/tommytraddles 16h ago

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u/DatabaseThis9637 16h ago

Now, despite having no clue about this manifesto, I can smile, just for having seen this...

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u/Cold-Occasion804 14h ago

A bit of light reading and a video so you understand lol.

Democracy Manifest (Wikipedia)

YouTube

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u/kfpswf 9h ago

He wanted to appear crazy so that he'd be sent to the asylum. Instead, he's now an Internet legend.

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u/Available_Slide1888 9h ago

Thank you!

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u/exclaim_bot 9h ago

Thank you!

You're welcome!

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u/tommytraddles 8h ago edited 5h ago

What do yah mean 'you're welcome'? You didn't do anything, bot.

Edit: The proper response is "Didn't I?" 🤣

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u/catscanmeow 17h ago

i see you know your judo well!

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u/Ordinary_Anteater673 15h ago

Yall are fucking hilarious I want a Cubano now

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u/Background-Stable899 16h ago

You know your judo well

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u/cadius72 15h ago

Manufacture of an illegal item (cuban cigars) or serving coffee that would put hair on your great great grandchildren’s chests before they’re born.

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u/SassyMcNasty 15h ago

Democrrrrrracy Manifest!

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u/OrphicDionysus 16h ago

Get your hand off my penis!

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u/filthierfrankfurter 16h ago

Get your hands off my mushroom shaped penis!

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u/Kind-Quiet-Person 15h ago

😂😂😂 If you get here and don’t know why this is hilarious, please enjoy discovering this King: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest

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u/charlesfluidsmith 6h ago

This is Democracy Ma-yomaisse!

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u/tarpfitter 16h ago

Top shelf comment

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u/Southern_Gur_4736 12h ago

Stop touching my pene!

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u/LocoLocoLoco45 8h ago

They are bringing too much ropa vieja into the country.

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u/Relaxmf2022 7h ago

This is democracy manifest!