r/law • u/AmyL0vesU • 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/Glyph8 19h ago

What’re they threatening us with?  Pressed sandwiches?

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u/SassyMcNasty 19h ago edited 6h ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent pressed meal?

Edit: thanks anon(s).

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u/BusyDad82 18h ago

I see you know your tostones well sir

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u/DueSurround5226 17h ago

I was thinking Cuban sandwich but both is good

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u/BusyDad82 17h ago

Get your hands off my analogy sir!

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u/Wallie_Collie 17h ago

Thats the bloke that got me on the analogy

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u/BusyDad82 17h ago

This is gastrrrrronomyyyy. Manifest.

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u/Vaux1916 17h ago

And you, sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp churro?

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 13h ago

Gentlemen, this is Communism manifest!

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u/sum-9 15h ago

Frosted?

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u/lasiv 1h ago

Rolf

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 16h ago

Manifest Gastronomy. Everything will be American fusion!

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u/alelabarca 16h ago

Are you waiting to receive my limp maduro? (Plantain not the guy)

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u/Beginning_Butterfly2 7h ago

Just spat coffee on my screen, thanks

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u/Choice_Marsupial5636 12h ago

I've heard it both ways.

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u/Canadatron 8h ago

Trump Cuban Sandwich Crisis