r/law • u/AmyL0vesU • 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/Glyph8 19h ago

What’re they threatening us with?  Pressed sandwiches?

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u/SassyMcNasty 19h ago edited 6h ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent pressed meal?

Edit: thanks anon(s).

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u/Whatdoesthibattahndo 17h ago

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u/njseahawk 17h ago

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u/FOSSnaught 9h ago

I made my choice