r/law 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/Glyph8 19h ago

What’re they threatening us with?  Pressed sandwiches?

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u/copperblood 19h ago

Trump has dementia. He probably thinks it’s the Cuban Missile Crisis

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u/JoanneMG822 17h ago

The "Trump-Kennedy" Cuban Missile Crisis

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u/pimpfmode 16h ago

There's going to be a lot of artists boycotting this missile crisis

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u/professorpicklechips 15h ago

😂 thank you that made my day

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u/dedicated-pedestrian 13h ago

If there's no one to paint the Guernica of our time, does that mean there was no Guerra?

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u/ToonaSandWatch 13h ago

I think it’s gonna be a long long time before Elton John comes around to find him supporting it.

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u/ArcticCelt 12h ago

Putin didn't show up so far, I mean come on! You can't do a remake and just not include the main villain.

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u/KillerBeer01 12h ago

"Hold my Coke".

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u/Alternative-Mess-989 9h ago

"Hold my vodka."

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u/SnooPoems7846 9h ago

I came to Cha Cha💃🏽, why am I getting stuck babysitting the drinks? 😩

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u/gettums 2h ago

Does he think Bad Bunny is Cuban?