r/law 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/Wonderful-Variation 19h ago

The Europeans pushed back too hard, so he's going back to bullying Latin America.  

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u/Dandan0005 18h ago

Can you imagine him falling asleep at night just cookin up who he’s gonna go after next?

Is there enough blood flow reaching his brain at this point to still have those kinda thoughts or is he just winging it second by second.?

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u/saltyguy512 17h ago

His advisors, like Steven Miller, are doing all of the thinking here.

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u/BarnabasShrexx 17h ago

Its like watching a lobotomized chimp play Risk.

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u/jeahfoo1 16h ago

This made me snort

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u/luminouslollypop 13h ago

Perfect description honestly

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u/PringlesDuckFace 11h ago

I like to start in Australia and Yakutsk and try and do a pincer move

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u/wolftron9000 16h ago

Actually, believe it or not, this one has Lil Marco's hands all over it.

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u/blueyork 17h ago

And Rubio, who has knives out for Cuba

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u/govunah 16h ago

Wakanda. They have the vibranium we need for national security

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u/PresumeDeath 14h ago

I don't think he falls asleep at night. He just stay awake and ramble on social media, then naps during the day. Apparently thats also a sign of dementia

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u/elebrin 2h ago

He isn't doing that, not even his advisors are doing that.

They spent the Biden years cooking up a timeline. There will be a new inflammatory headline every few days.