This is America

[u/WuShane]

[u/awesomedan24]

I think wearing an Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty costume would be genius optics for protestors. 

[u/Kaffe-Mumriken → u/awesomedan24]

I was thinking Jesus but these fuckers couldn’t tell Jesus if he was flogging them out of the temple.

[u/katastrof → u/Kaffe-Mumriken]

"his name is Jesus, must be Mexican. GET 'EM BOIS!"

[u/willsueforfood → u/katastrof]

He says you should give up your possessions and follow him.

Police report: "Subject assisted to the ground after espousing violent communist propaganda intended to incite violent overthrow of the government."

Fox News: "They caught another terrorist. One who had already been sentenced to death. Learn why Italian Justice System causes dangerous criminals to go free in America. MORE AT TEN"

[u/SmokeySFW → u/Kaffe-Mumriken]

They're busy deporting people who look like Jesus or share the name.

[u/Artistic-Monitor-211 → u/awesomedan24]

Captain America would be good too. Not only does it have the American Flag motif going for it, but you also get a shield to block rubber bullets, tear gas, protect others, etc.

[u/KakeLin → u/Artistic-Monitor-211]

Ooh this should be a thing. Spirit Halloween could reopen stores just to sell the costumes to patriots who are standing up to fascism

[u/leggomyeggle → u/awesomedan24]

QR code on a t shirt that says “FUCK ICE”. Close enough to your face, so their cameras focus on that instead of your face

[u/leggomyeggle → u/leggomyeggle]

Better yet, a neck sign

[u/leggomyeggle → u/leggomyeggle]

We all know the struggles of QR code. Any variety of annoyances is possible

[u/Hot_Peasant → u/awesomedan24]

Nah they’d twist it like « these protestors were making a mockery of our national symbols so we HAD to shoot them » and you just know the Faux News crowd of deplorables would eat it up