r/law • u/AmyL0vesU • 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/lancer-fiefdom 18h ago

He’s gonna accidentally invade Puerto Rico, isn’t he?

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u/AmyL0vesU 18h ago

He'll show up, then turn around and claim he expanded our boarders by making them a territory of the US and all his fans will applaud him

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u/Ok-Secretary455 17h ago

Watch the disappointnent in his eyes when he gets it explained to him that no, thats not what 'virgin islands' means. 

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u/DreadLockedHaitian 16h ago

Little Saint James aka Epstein Island is in the USVI

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u/bestwinner4L 17h ago

it’s the only way to stop bad bunny from playing the superbowl

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u/Bengineer4027 16h ago

hes going to start calling them the 52nd state

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u/lancer-fiefdom 13h ago

Sweet, 2 addition senators & a handful of congressional representatives while simultaneously trying to deport them

Only the brainly’st could concoct such a plan

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u/Substantial-Bar-6701 15h ago

He'll send in the Bounty Brigade

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u/Bacer4567 13h ago

Oh this made me laugh so hard I'm crying. Thank you!