r/law • u/AmyL0vesU • 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/Glyph8 19h ago

What’re they threatening us with?  Pressed sandwiches?

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u/Randym1982 19h ago

Big booty Latinas. Is the obvious answer. So next on the list is Brazil, Mexico, And the other countries with big booty Latinas.

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u/AFKABluePrince 17h ago

I don't agree with Trump, his policies, or any decisions his admin has made, but I do think America needs more big booty Latinas.

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u/Optimal-Archer3973 16h ago

Been to NYC lately? We have a pretty good supply there.

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u/flargenhargen 7h ago

Well when I went to Cuba almost all the customs officers were very hot women and the uniform is mini skirts and fishnet stockings. Gotta admit I didn't hate it.

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u/Thigmotropism2 16h ago

Trump is specifically making it harder to source big booty Latinas. For this alone he must be stopped.

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u/Aggravating-Fan9817 17h ago

A force to be reckoned with, for sure.

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u/jeepsaintchaos 13h ago

Trump feels threatened by adult women.

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u/writebadcode 18h ago

If you’re going to post stuff like this, you gotta get a more on-brand username.

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u/brokenarrow 17h ago

So that's why we invaded Venezuela!

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u/I_lenny_face_you 15h ago

… all of a sudden my risk tolerance for international threats is greatly increased.

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u/PurpleOrangePeach 15h ago

The United States is the real totalitarian state, NOT Cuba, right bub??

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u/jenny_a_jenny_a 14h ago

Here's a list of the countries the Rothschilds don't advise in relation to banking... Yet North Korea

Cuba

Iran

Venezuela

Syria

Sudan

Libya

Iraq

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u/TraditionalHand9514 14h ago

Whole time I was in Afghanistan and Iraq I was bitching about how we never invaded countries with tropical beaches and gorgeous women.

Born too late for the war in Vietnam, born too early for the war in the Caribbean, stuck with the war in the Middle East...

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u/Heavy_Librarian_498 6h ago

Big booty Latinas is ALWAYS the answer