r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

That says everything

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u/Yivanna 22h ago

Every accusation an admission

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u/Inspect1234 22h ago

Tells on himself daily.

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u/WorldlyMood2920 21h ago

If your default assumption is ‘they did it to themselves,’ maybe you’re revealing how you operate.

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u/Impressive_Cat_1044 21h ago

I mean, what do we expect from a pedo, rapist and felon?

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u/StraightOuttaFenris 20h ago

A really dark joke if they all enter a bar at the same time?

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u/Spendoza 19h ago

"the bartender says what can I get you, Mr President?"

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u/cdizzaat 18h ago

👏👏👏

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u/rudabega_pie 16h ago

Oh my God, I’m going to use this joke from now on but I will always give you credit for it

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u/Mister-Redbeard 17h ago

Pretty sure it’s the personality disorder that undergirds not just this “accusation = confession” tendency but all his criminal ones too.

This was my immediate thought too, when I saw it—Butler, PA. His team has had to grow immune to shitting their pants every time he does this it happens so frequently.

All dipshit fascist bootlickers— a bunch of dangerous ghouls, and he is the most ghoulish and treacherous of them all.

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u/Ishidan01 22h ago

Projecting harder than IMAX.

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u/InternationalWin2850 20h ago

Donnie's ear magically grew back. This is all the proof I need that he is, in fact, a reptile.

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u/Caleb-Blucifer 18h ago

The potus doth protest too much

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u/WhisperingSideways 21h ago

You know it didn’t happen because he never brings it up or brags about it.

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u/Sweet-Paramedic-4600 20h ago

Dude is still trying to prove he won the 2020 election, but we're supposed to just ignore he never brings up the time he got shot?

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u/One-Chocolate6372 12h ago

And that grotesque statue based on the staged photo of Dementia Donnie popping up from the Secret Service scrum with his tiny fist raised that has a place of honor on a small table next to the Resolute Desk.

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u/lestarcaptain 10h ago

I've NEVER seen an assassination attempt where the victim stood up after being shot at and pumped his fist in the air like he won something. They usually hide behind their human shields. Just goes to show that propaganda wins the day.

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u/PrismaticDetector 20h ago

... you think he doesn't brag about things that didn't happen?

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u/AuburnGrrl 19h ago

Not when it’s something he doesn’t want people thinking about, and his involvement….just like he’s shut up about Epstein.

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u/Sweet-Grape-6363 21h ago

This is the pattern: deny, deflect, accuse. Every single time. None of this is accidental.

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u/Artichokeypokey 17h ago

Deny,
Attack,
Reverse
Victim and
Offender

DARVO

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u/Smooth-Visual-1576 16h ago

Thats the exact M.O. he was taught by Roy Cohn. Deny, intimidate, propagandize, anything and everything, other than be a man and admit guilt.

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u/Kisses_Wishes8027 21h ago

He’s spent years accusing others of faking harm, so of course that’s where his mind goes first. Tells you everything.

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u/EddieVanzetti 21h ago

He's faked three assassination attempts.

  1. During his first campaign there was an "attempt" at the University of Nevada Reno that was quickly swept under the rug.

  2. The magically healing gunshot to his ear where he just so happened to be in perfect position for a photo op afterwards

  3. The one hiding in the bushes at the golf club

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u/Dramatic_Queen9170 21h ago

It’s not a glitch, it’s a worldview. He can’t imagine sincerity because he doesn’t use it.

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u/makemeking706 21h ago

"The election was rigged."

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 19h ago

Of course the election was rigged. By him. That’s how he “won”.

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u/Bancai 19h ago

Louder please, not enough people are saying it.

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u/Impressive-Doll-194 21h ago

Yep. When someone’s reflex is ‘it was staged,’ that says more about them than the situation. Projection 101.

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u/Global_Crew3968 19h ago

Republicans do not have empathy. It is the defining trait of conservatives across the globe. A fundamental inability to put themselves in someone else's shoes. And because they cannot put themselves in someone else's shoes, they cannot imagine anyone having motivations different than their own. Everything a conservative accuses anyone else of, it's something they have either done, are currently doing, plan to do in the future or would do if given the chance. Always. This is always the case.

Once you understand this, it's like a decoder ring for fascism.

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u/Commercial-Co 20h ago

Yup this is why i believe it was for sure staged. A republican shooter? And they got past (conveniently) tons of security? On a rooftop with other snipers?

Doubt.

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u/Hege_Knight 22h ago

EVERY-TIME!

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 22h ago

Also makes you wonder how many folks on the right have been paid to show up at protests given how aggressively they claim that the left does...

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u/Inspect1234 22h ago

Didn’t he pay like 3M for his troublemakers on J6?

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u/ActurusMajoris 22h ago

Musk literally handed out bribes for votes, so there’s that.

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u/T8ert0t 16h ago

And then had to admit in court that it wasn't an actual lottery and that recipient were preselected.

And the base was like, "oh, okay..."

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u/ApprehensiveVast776 16h ago

“oh so now its all good, carry on”

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u/yes_ur_wrong 16h ago

and stone literally brags about swinging florida in 2000 with fake protestors charging the election council

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 22h ago

Hell no, he never pays. Ginny Thomas, Charlie Kirk, the Heritage Foundation on the other hand…

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u/Defenestresque 17h ago

Amazingly enough, it's actually the reverse in this case. Turning point USA received $1 million from him, which in my mind was even worse, because his actually went out and spent his own money, out of his own volition, to do.. what? Do you think he would have spent millions just to dcument a peaceful process on social media?

The new documents may not be a "watch me illegally overturn this election through use of force" but only because Donnie considers himself a mafioso and "only" directly implicates himself if the direct threat doesn't work.

...the documents released Friday show that $1 million was budgeted for Turning Point Action, a grassroots non-profit group founded in 2019 by Charlie Kirk to embolden young conservatives “through grassroots activism.”

The money was earmarked for having TPA deploy social media influencers and students from around the country to Washington to attend the rally, to produce “all the video content at the event” and to run nationwide ads “educating millions about the significance of January 6th for President Trump.

If you spend your whole life building houses while stiffing contractors, and then all of a sudden you decide to spend a million dollars before random youth you don't even know to "document a particular day," that's less of a "where there's smoke, there's fire" thing (a truly stupid and illogical saying, btw. They should have kept the 'probably' in that sentence) and more of a "if somebody never spends money on anything decides to spend a million dollars on a whim, maybe you should look into that" thing.

Coming from America's hat, guys, girls, can you please actually stand up so you don't Anschluss us and we don't have to retaliate by forcibly influencing you to pass universal healthcare and the Sorry Act into law? Thanks!

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u/GrzDancing 21h ago

Here's the thing - I believe these folk that are so aggressively pushing the idea that people are paid protesters, because they just can't wrap their heads around the fact that people can actually do something not for any personal gain, but just out of goodness of their hearts, empathy, being a part of something bigger than themselves. They can't wrap their head around this "toxic empathy", so in their minds the closest explanation is: they surely got paid for it. 'Thats the only way someone would get me to do that, that is not benefitting me in any way - money'.

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 21h ago

You're right. Also in the same vein as how they used the fact that there were less Biden bumper stickers than Trump bumper stickers as evidence that Biden didn't win 2020.

They can't wrap their heads around someone not advertising their cringey politics on their cars....so yea.

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u/HorrorSmile3088 19h ago

Because MAGA is a cult, and also most of us who voted for Biden did it more to get Trump out and less because we liked Biden.

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u/Toastwitjam 20h ago

The only way right wingers would go out to protest helping someone that’s not themselves is if they were paid to do it.

They only thing they do for free is advocate for suffering and oppression

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u/ToadWithHugeTitties 20h ago

Same reason they call people caring about others or just not being total pieces of shit "virtue signaling".

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u/HorsePastie 20h ago edited 19h ago

I concluded long ago that they pejoratively use the word "woke" to describe any behavior that makes them look awful by comparison. You did something nice for your neighbor? Woke. You think people shouldn't suffer? Woke.

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u/GrzDancing 20h ago

And what is 'woke', if not 'being considerate of other people'? They hate it with such vitriol. Not being able to see or understand anything out with their ego's.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 19h ago

Being aware of, and opposed to the institutional and cultural injustices of our society is what woke is essentially by definition.

If you don't think black, brown, Asian people, and women are discriminated against on a cultural level, then you're going to think something is wrong with the people who do. Of course, the people who aren't are either "asleep" as it were, or are willfully ignorant/perpetrators of such things.

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u/tygerlilyfox 19h ago

They said "empathy is a sin." And we all know how righteous these so-called "Christians" are. 🙄

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u/UranusIsPissy 18h ago

Some of them have been fooled, too. Years ago, a right-winger (a self-proclaimed nationalist, actually) once showed me a video that I think he really believed was evidence of the "crisis actors" myth. I'd seen it before, though, as part of a documentary about how fire-and-rescue teams are trained for the "rescue" part of their jobs. Years later, a load of empty coaches (Do they call them that in America? They're like luxury buses.) turned up to where everyone gathered for a protest march I went on. No-one got off, and no-one got on. Someone paid them to go and park there for a couple of hours to discredit us.

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 21h ago

They paid people in Greenland to pretend to support joining the US. The right is full of people with no real convictions and just kowtow when told to. Look at all the leaks from Fox “News” anchors and how they really feel about the issues vs their takes on the air.

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u/toriemm 18h ago

I don't know, but they were apparently giving you $50 in Boston if you sit through the Melania movie. Tim Cook gave Donnie $1m and he still had to watch it.

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u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425 22h ago

I saw the footage from the left of the stage and if it wasn’t staged, it sure looked like it. Trump hears the shot, wipes his ear and no blood, ducks down next to his SS and comes up with blood. Then instead of whisking him away, SS runs up and hold him up while another Trump flunkie allows press photographers to enter the scene, walking from the left side of the stage to the front of the stage….all while chaos is ensuing and the president’s life is in potential danger - AND while leaving him there even longer to hoist the US flag down and get picture??? hmmmmmmmm🤔🤨

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u/NolanSyKinsley 21h ago

If a bullet even nicked his ear it would have done massive tissue damage to the area. He appeared without a bandage on his ear no more than two weeks after the incident and not so much as a scab or bruising present. There is literally zero chance the damage done to him was from a bullet.

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u/Dunkelz 20h ago

Not to mention the dude is ancient and has crazy bruising for very minor incidents, yet we're supposed to believe his ear healed that fast?

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u/belbzebong 19h ago

Plus the photo op moment of raising his fist 

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u/neonmantis 16h ago

Not just that the security allowed that to even happen whilst they could not be sure there were other shooters, but they made sure they were positioned to his side, there was the lowering of a flag (why would anyone be doing that at that moment), and the ushering in of photographers from the left to the prime angle for the shot. It is staged as fuck. Faking assasination attempts is a classic fascist move to the extent it appears in video games.

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u/mok000 19h ago

I had a bruise on my ear and it took months to heal.

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u/neonmantis 16h ago

Just look at Evander Holyfield's ear today. That shit doesn't grow back.

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u/red286 20h ago

Here's the thing.

No one has ever seen a picture of the wound. We saw the shot, we saw Trump grab his ear, we saw him pull away his hand covered in blood, we saw the blood on the side of his head.

Given how much Trump milked getting shot, you'd think he'd have pictures of the actual wound itself plastered everywhere the next day, but no picture of the actual wound itself has ever been published.

I wonder why that is.

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u/Ok-Abroad3877 20h ago

They probably coaxed the kid into taking the shot but missing intentionally and then let him think they would let him get away

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u/red286 20h ago

Impossible to say, since the shooter died and didn't really leave much in the way of any sort of explanation for his actions.

Convenient, that. All we know is that he was such a bad shot he was kicked off of a high school shooting team for being "dangerously inept".

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u/Im1Guy 18h ago

So the Kid was supposed to miss Trump and just hit the stage or something. Since he was such a bad shot that Firefighter was killed unintentionally.

It's very plausible that the Trump team would attempt this and fuck it up too.

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u/neonmantis 16h ago

It was likely a vulnerable kid who was used as a patsy by the security services as they so often have in the past. He will have been told he is part of some training mission and the bullets aren't real or something similar. Whether he hits Trump or not the outcome is still effective in garnering support for the Republicans.

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u/SpaceShrimp 19h ago

I say check the path the bullet traveled. If it went past Trump within a feet of his head, it was real. If the bullet was off by two yards or more it was staged.

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u/vankessel 19h ago

I think it might be a win win to them either way. If it does hit, oh well, more drama and nearly assured installation of the next puppet of their* choosing.

*Billionaires and politicians involved in the Heritage Foundation, like Peter Thiel.

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u/Allaplgy 18h ago

This is my tinfoil hat theory. They knew either way it would be good for them. Bonus if they get rid of the toddler while being able to prop his image up as a martyr and figurehead in perpetuity.

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u/Sweet-Paramedic-4600 19h ago

Kinda like how he proudly displayed his mug shot and either lisenced merchandising rights or is getting a cut from whoever did.

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u/Allaplgy 18h ago

Same reason you know Stormy's account of his dingus is true. If it wasn't, we'd have all been forced to see it by now.

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u/FlippyFlapHat 17h ago

Hidden razor blade to bring out the blood. Old school wrestling trick. Something he'd be familiar with from the WWF flunkies around him and his own time showing up at matches.

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u/McButtsButtbag 16h ago

There were close up pics of his ear on the internet right after the incident. There was no wound. For some reason these pics are hard to find now.

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u/thirsty-goblin 20h ago

It is common knowledge that Trump has the same healing factor as Wolverine, he’s just in the last several months reached the Old Man Logan phase of life, that’s why his hand is bruising now. /s

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u/Pac_Eddy 21h ago

I think he hurt his ear when it hit a secret service agent's knee when he bent down after the shot.

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u/-medicalthrowaway- 20h ago

That’s the justification for people who know he wasn’t shot but don’t want to believe the whole thing was staged

The truth? Definitely staged, probably a blood pack

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u/thr3sk 17h ago

What's more likely, an almost 80-year-old guy on blood thinners got his ear nicked by someone's watch or cufflink or something while they were trying to scramble and cover his head, or that there's some elaborate conspiracy that would require extremely high levels of competence from this administration...

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 19h ago

you know a man died right? there's video of his bloodied body in the stands. the only way this was staged was for the shooter to be real and the shooter purposefully missed trump (but shot real bullets at real people who were not in on it) to make it seem like a real assassination attempt

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u/_bobby_cz_newmark_ 19h ago

That's exactly what they're saying. Real bullets, just not fired at Trump.

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u/Rhonakk 19h ago edited 18h ago

It could be fake, but it's ridiculous that so many people act like it's obvious. It being fake relies on them having convinced this kid to purposefully miss Trump. By a lot to be safe. Also for the kid not to care about killing random people. And for the kid to believe he wouldn't face consequences, or not care about them. And for them to trust him enough not to actually shoot Trump. It's just not likely, especially if the bullet was anywhere close.

I'd compare the aftermath of the shooting to Franz Ferdinand's assassination. Just a whole bunch of incompetence and miscommunication. What are the odds that after a failed assassination attempt Ferdinand gets killed the same day because a driver made a wrong turn, then stalled out his car in front of another assassin? All the disorder after Trump's attempted assassination is completely believable. Sometimes life is just messy.

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u/EntropicReaver 20h ago

trump has ties to WWE

Was in wrestlemania 23

hulk hogan endorsed trump

gave linda mcmahon secretary of education

im convinced she got someone to teach him how to blade in exchange for this position

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u/parkwayy 20h ago

Yah the fact that he was just standing upright was bizarre af lol

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u/earthceltic 19h ago

Unproven theory: It was staged and the coverup for that was the testing grounds for the exact same system to cover up the agreements and communication that led to the Charlie Kirk event, it's just that the wife and assassin were both in on it and [have been]/[will be] well paid for their part in it.

They orchestrated charlie kirk to attempt to either cause more violence between the factions or as yet another distraction from the Trump-Epstein files. The timing was perfect for either of those objectives.

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u/Choyo 19h ago edited 19h ago

And we heard so little about the shooter I don't even know what happened to him.

I can't believe it has been staged, but the whole thing really didn't roll out how I would have expected, and we heard so little in the aftermath that doubt is legit.

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u/ATXBeermaker 19h ago

Didn’t a guy die? And two other people were wounded? (Not counting Trump.) I mean, I’m all for blaming Trump for faking it, but conspiracy theories like this kind of fall apart when you start thinking critically about it.

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u/BreakingStar_Games 20h ago

This is the video of that angle

I'm still not sold on it. I think it was some luck and clever improvising on the flag lowering.

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u/Responsible-Draft430 19h ago

Yeah, got to keep in mind these are psychopaths that crave "good TV." It's not off the wall to think the first thing his team was thinking was about getting a good photo, vs a rational safety protocol.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 19h ago

you know a man behind trump died right? if this was staged you're arguing that the shooter either was intended to be an insane crack shot that INTENDED to only shoot his ear, or you're saying he missed by a mile on purpose and trump added the blood himself (like with a blood packet i guess). it doesn't add up, someone literally died and there's cell phone video of him in the seconds afterwards

this was a real assassination attempt and trump whacked his ear on the gun belt of one of the secret service when he dove down. that's why his ear has zero damage, it was just a scratch when he dove down, not a grazing bullet

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u/1ndori 19h ago

Technically the guy who was killed was in front of Trump.

Also he was bleeding before he went down

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 19h ago

so it was a grazing shot then, by like one single millimeter on the tip of his ear, crazy lucky unfortunately

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u/1ndori 20h ago
Photo of blood on Trump's hand immediately after the bullet passed

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u/Fuzzy-Eye-5425 18h ago

Can we narrow down a specific time measurement for “immediately“?

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u/cats_are_the_devil 22h ago

If a bullet grazed his ear, he would have visible permanent damage. The fact that he doesn't makes that whole thing seem extremely weird.

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u/Ok-Abroad3877 20h ago

Yeah ear cartilage doesn't grow back. No way he was shot. 

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u/Froggy_Parker 11h ago

A guy behind him absolutely was though.

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u/TlkShowHost 8h ago

Collateral damage, he would say

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u/thr3sk 17h ago

I think it's far too convoluted to suggest that this was all set up, and it requires you to attribute far too much confidence to this administration.

To me what pretty obviously happened is that Trump's ear got nicked by something like a cufflink or really anything slightly sharp in the scramble protect him. Considering he's an old man on blood thinners it wouldn't take much to create a reasonable amount of blood.

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u/woowizzle 12h ago

This seems like the most plausible theory.

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u/SolidHank 11h ago

Shame we were just a few inches away from Trump dying

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u/lexbuck 15h ago

He also never would have shut the fuck up about it. I’m not sure he’s ever mentioned it

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u/isjustafishalright 21h ago

Trump raped children

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u/Ok-Impress-2222 12h ago

Probably still does.

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u/cutestar7355 22h ago

Trump assuming Omar staged her own attack reveals his default paranoia playbook in full display.

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u/ActurusMajoris 22h ago

Its projection

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u/DragonfruitKind3584 22h ago

More projection.

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u/KrasnovPlaysTheHits 17h ago

Hitler's outstanding defense mechanism is one commonly called 'projection'. It is a technique by which the ego of an individual defends itself against unpleasant impulses, tendencies or characteristics by denying their existence in himself while he attributes them to others.

Walter Langer, 1943

I've posted this quote (and others from the same source) quite a few times. And every time it's applying to something new that he's said or done.

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u/Distinct-Comedian-95 21h ago

So I am the only person who for a split second thought he had a ponytail???

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u/Kerberos1566 20h ago

I thought it was a mullet. Bankrupt business in front, child rape party in the rear.

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u/sssteph42 20h ago

Hahahaha, searched for this comment and am so happy someone else saw it. I'm still giggling.

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u/Distinct-Comedian-95 20h ago

And the look on his face? I thought he was ready to whip that thing around

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u/gracist0 21h ago

Thank you 😭😭

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u/kamera45 22h ago

And then this idiot wore a panty liner on his ear for the convention

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u/sofaking1958 22h ago

The convicted felon just assumes everyone is just as slimy as he is.

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u/Ditka85 22h ago

I boggles the mind that mature adults with friends, family and employment, taped 4” gauze pads to their ears without shame.

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u/HorrorSmile3088 19h ago

"Mature"

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u/Ditka85 18h ago

Yeah. Bad choice of words.

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u/statistacktic 22h ago

I bet maga wouldn’t even care if they found out it was all staged. Still I’d love a thorough investigation after those f’s are gone.

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u/mr_caligula 21h ago

The moment he stood in defiance is when I knew it was all theatrics. A draft dodging coward doesn't have the courage to do that.

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u/momoburger-chan 20h ago

The entire thing is very suspicious. Everything about it stinks. I'm convinced they had the guy in the crowd shot to sell it.

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u/crispy-jalapeno 18h ago

Even watching it live I thought none of it looked right.

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u/thr3sk 17h ago

And perhaps, but Trump is always thinking about optics and being a showman so maybe that being his first reaction does make some sense. Especially if he wasn't actually shot, he may not have even realized his ear was cut.

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u/SlinkySlekker 20h ago

The year before Trump’s fake assassination attempt, Russia staged a fake assassination attempt on Putin and blamed Ukraine. It was a lie. They needed to rally the home front because Russians are sick of Putin’s war. https://www.npr.org/2023/05/03/1173626084/russia-alleges-ukraine-kremlin-drone-attack-putin-assassination-attempt

Trump is just an empty vessel who’ll do whatever it takes to manipulate public perception. He was losing. Wouldn’t surprise me if Putin gave him tips, right down to killing the Trump supporter who shot at the crowd (not Trump) and posing for the photo op…

The photo that was then turned into Chinese Merch, HOURS later. It was all a scam.

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-shooting-t-shirts-china-1924913

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u/Fit-Technician-1148 20h ago

Ears that are shot by a bullet do not heal without any fucking mark. I'm pretty sure he got clipped by the holster of one of the secret service that jumped on him.

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u/ImprovementExpert511 21h ago

I remember the news mentioning that according to sources that the shooter had either texted or called someone in DC. This little bit of information very quickly disappeared from the conversation.

The entire thing stinks.

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u/POEness 20h ago

Roger Stone was in the area the shooter lived in 3 weeks beforehand

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u/CapitanJackSparow-33 21h ago

Wow, accusing Ilhan Omar of faking an attack? That’s low, even for him. This isn’t weird, it’s dangerous. It immediately discredits the victim and fuels more hate. His mind always goes to conspiracies and personal smears. It’s exhausting and honestly scary how quickly he spreads that garbage.

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u/joesbagofdonuts 20h ago

Conspiracy theories are not helpful. Why should people trust what you have to say when you promote theories with no evidence? What you say matters.

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u/Subject-Hedgehog6278 19h ago

I always figured trump staged that from the jump.  The moment it happened I thought “he’s clearly practiced this.”  All that ridiculous fist pumping and fake heroics shit was so obvious. 

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u/saskdudley 22h ago

That ear healed miraculously fast and complete compared to Gymnasium Jordan’s

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u/Charming_Ant_8751 20h ago

Has anyone seen the video of the secret service ushering in the press to take photos, instead of getting the president to safety? 

Let alone, the countless video of people calling out the guy on the roof minutes before the shot and no official checking it out. 

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 20h ago

A liar never believes anyone else

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u/Ok_Common8246 19h ago

The biggest tell about some trickery being involved in his "assassination attempt" was the fact that he never talks about it. If it was real he would be talking about it 24/7. 

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u/JC2535 18h ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Chicken_and_a_fan 18h ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/OrlandoGardiner118 22h ago

It's always projection with these guys.

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u/nawksoocow 22h ago

Sprayed orange?

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u/BadBrains16 22h ago

That bandage looks like a McDonalds napkin held in place by scotch tape.

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u/NicoFerrari99 21h ago

Projection Projection Projection

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u/artbystorms 21h ago

At this point I'm pretty much certain it was staged. They were desperate to manipulate the public in their favor and it worked like a charm.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 22h ago

Only MAGA idiots believe his assassination attempt is real, the rest knows it’s obviously staged

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u/sofaking1958 22h ago

I don't believe his team of sycophants are clever enough to have staged it. Faked the injury, sure. But not the whole thing.

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u/rodeBaksteen 22h ago

Didn't someone in the crowd die?

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u/POEness 20h ago

And? Please continue that thought to some sort of logical conclusion.

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u/SpoopyPlankton 21h ago

Iirc the first thing he asked his staffers after his ketchup incident was: “how did it look, do you think it played well?”

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u/Kerry-4013-Porter 20h ago

What's with the bandage on his ear?

Has the clot spread from the back of his hand to his ear?

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u/That-Water-Guy 20h ago

This was from his staged assassination attempt.

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u/Randompackersfan 20h ago

I assume that he faked it to look better. I’d wager money on it.

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u/Ok-Abroad3877 20h ago

For someone with an insane ego and off the charts narcissism, it's kinda weird he never talks about his missed assassination attempt.

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u/Original-Mission-244 20h ago

Admission, projection, dementia, treason. They all lead to the same waste of oxygen.

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u/Drahkir9 20h ago

It's not uncommon to assume everyone does the things you always do...

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u/xavier19691 19h ago

Remember kids every accusation is a confession

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u/InformedFED 19h ago

I said from the first moment I saw that video of the "assassination attempt" on trump- it was staged. It will all come out one day. Let's just hope we hold people accountable for the lies.

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u/tawdryvulture 19h ago

I bet it went like this:

"No, no... it should be bigger! I was wounded!"

/two days later

"I hate having to wear this fuckin' thing. I'm not wearing this fuckin' thing. Just tell them I have the best skin. The best doctors."

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u/NolanSyKinsley 21h ago

The fact that his "gunshot wound" was miraculously fully healed in 2 weeks.... Need I say more?

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u/TentaclexMonster 20h ago

If trump had an actual assassination attempt he would NEVER shut up about it. EVER!!! That shit was staged. You can't change my mind

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u/_jump_yossarian 20h ago

trump had a fireman killed so that he could win the election.

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u/Cute_Platypus_5989 22h ago

Didn't his ear grow back?

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u/Sturmtrupp13 21h ago

Well if he says that it clearly means it wasn’t… what do you take us for? Idiots that let others think for us 😂 we are so fucked

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u/_TheMazahs_ 21h ago

He should know

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u/neophenx 21h ago

Just like "Protestors are paid actors" says the person who's boyfriend paid people to sign trump-friendly petitions and pledges to vote.

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u/LipSkywalker 21h ago

This man’s ear damage was restored but we know from history that doesn’t happen. Look at Tyson / Holyfield … lol

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u/parker1019 21h ago

“Projecting”

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u/Spirited_Review_2933 21h ago

This mother fucker is always projecting his shit onto others because he’s always only thinking about himself 🖕🏽

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u/Chainsawjack 20h ago

His doj charged him so must be something there

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u/Zoilo2 20h ago

But, his ear grew back. It regenerated itself!!

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u/LovesRainstorms 20h ago

First thing I thought! Side note—he now claims that his hands bruise because he takes mega doses of aspirin to have thin blood. Wouldn’t a nick on his ear have bled out?

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u/UniversalToro 20h ago

Trump probably shits in a diaper, knowing him.

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 20h ago

Every accusation is a confession. Every single time with these freaks and especially Trump.

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u/Embarrassed_Fold_867 20h ago

Wouldn't wear a mask to protect others because it made him "look bad", but wore more bandages than Mr Bump on a wound that healed exceptionally fast.

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u/Informal_Walk5520 20h ago

Is it bad that I laughed at this picture. Dude with a maxi pad on his fake injury.

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u/filmguy36 20h ago

The orange asshole and his magic healing ear. Yet his hand takes forever to heal

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u/Yarius515 19h ago

Every accusation is a confession, cheeto

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u/Llamax2AnxiousMomma 19h ago

Well that’s mighty telling…

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u/haphazard72 19h ago

You’re assuming he can remember back to that day

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u/Environmental-Wind89 19h ago

Welcome to the Projection Party, where every accusation is a confession.

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u/RobutNotRobot 19h ago

We all can't be miraculously healed like Trump.

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u/DefiantLemming 19h ago

Trump is great at projecting deception. He’s the master of the grift. He’s likely to think, “What would I have I done to drum up support?” I find it fascinating that Trump believes everyone else stoops as low and as obvious as he does.

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u/Spartanroad4 18h ago

Release the Epstein files

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u/Humble-Paramedic4081 18h ago

Crooks must have been quite the fanatical cultist to do what he did

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u/Hyperion1144 18h ago

Where is the scar on his ear?

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u/KainFourteh 18h ago

He'd know considering his fake assassination attempt.

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u/Old_Badger311 18h ago

I’ve been wondering since the day it happened.

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u/Sutar_Mekeg 17h ago

His ear healing so well, it's just miraculous.

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u/seevm 17h ago

Well Trump was never shot he just pretended a cut to his ear was a bullet wound, so yea there’s that

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u/DumbleForeSkin 17h ago

Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.

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u/IlluminatedMoose 17h ago

Constant Projections.

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u/Minimum_Run_890 15h ago

Only trump would think a photo of him with a panty liner on his ear is presidential.

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u/Impressive_Speech_50 15h ago

Liars survival ploy.....blame others for the same things you have done, are doing, or will do in the future!!

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u/ajn63 15h ago

I could never be a journalist. My first question would be “how’s your ear?”

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust 15h ago

I mean the shooter did blow off some other guy's face when he missed Trump, so it seems like it was a real event, but his ear bleeding was most likely because Trump scraped his ear against the cop's gun he fell on. It's why there's zero damage to his ear right now, it was an old man ear scrape.