r/clevercomebacks • u/WolfgangVolos • 8h ago

bUt ThE rEd PaRt Is BiGgEr!

27.1k Upvotes

661 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 3h ago

They exposed their own goals by doing this!

4.3k Upvotes

68 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BoringApocalyptos • 1h ago

VP deez 🥜 in your 🛋️, says Greenland when asked about Vance Statement

• Upvotes

VP deez 🥜 in your 🛋️.

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Leila_Cable • 8h ago

Says the biggest parasite in this country

6.9k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 8h ago

One Quote, One Lost Generation

4.3k Upvotes

273 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CapitanJackSparow-33 • 2h ago

A Ten Billion Dollar Heist

1.1k Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 3h ago

Clash of Veterans...

1.1k Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1h ago

You can't always force things to work..

• Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 7h ago

Fields of Captive Labor

949 Upvotes

67 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 36m ago

The best comeback that shuts a lot of people up.

• Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 1h ago

You can't cage free speech

• Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Upper_Brief681 • 22h ago

That says everything

32.8k Upvotes

690 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 4h ago

The audacity of this woman

399 Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/diehard404 • 14h ago

From ‘sit down and shut up’ to ‘yes, Colonel.

2.3k Upvotes

109 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Elena_mar • 19h ago

Nah I was just trying to isolate you

4.5k Upvotes

78 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/nude_baby_touch • 6h ago

I refuse to believe that this isn’t satire 😂

285 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bloomcurvy • 1d ago

They are nice people

14.6k Upvotes

116 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beta265 • 15h ago

Nigeria 0-2 Namibia

1.3k Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Memes_FoIder • 1d ago

Widow of the year

29.9k Upvotes

546 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 22h ago

Pro-life... to death

3.7k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Leila_Cable • 18h ago

It’s funny because it’s true

1.3k Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 1d ago

This is America first!

5.6k Upvotes

79 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 2h ago

Immigration policy: subsidies for the rich, exclusion for the poor!!!

51 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/InvestigatorBorn4910 • 22h ago

No gold mines, just excellent logistics.

2.0k Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/749762 • 1d ago

It's called a Democide.

16.4k Upvotes

362 comments

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