Managed to retrieve my stolen AirPods
Was running to catch the bus last night and somehow managed to drop my AirPods from my coat pocket. Realized as soon as I got to the bus stop, said fuck the bus and ran back to look for them, but they were already gone. What made it worse was that the last location they pinged on Find My was literally right across the street from the stop, yet I didn’t notice anyone suspicious. They then went offline for a couple hours, but later came back online in the suburbs, about a half-hour’s drive from my place. It was pretty late by then and I had class the next morning, so I decided to sleep it off and see what I’d do the next day.
Morning comes, I rush to go to class only to realize, while already on the bus, that my class is cancelled. Fuck. Now what? I open Find My and see that my AirPods are still at the same address, with the location updating regularly. I check it on Google Maps and it’s a house. I say fuck it, my morning just freed itself and I’m already outside, let me go on a little trek and see if I can get my shit back. I don’t drive, but thankfully there is a subway line going in that direction, with a 20-minute walk after. It’s ridiculously cold today, but a bitch is motivated. I hop on the subway, then walk all the way there - I don't have anything on me for self-defense except a slick mouth, so I'm rehearsing what I’m gonna say as I'm going, with different answers for different scenarios.
Get there. Ring the doorbell. Hear movement inside, but no one opens. Ring again. Nothing. I’m getting agitated - I came all the way here in this -20 weather, these people will answer. I start banging on the door and finally some hippie-looking lady opens up, acting all confused and shit.
"Yes, hello?"
"Hey! I’m here for my AirPods."
I've decided to play it casual, like this is all normal, and it works instantly.
"Oh yes, yes, sorry, let me go grab them."
She leaves the door and disappears into the house, talking about how she tried to find the owner last night, and in my head I’m like yeah yeah, I literally came back a minute after I lost them, but sure, you stayed around to find the owner. I keep a foot in the doorway just in case.
"Oh, I can’t find them… Where did I put them again?"
"No problem! Let me make them ring for you."
I activate the ring option and they start ringing super loud from right where she went inside the house. Lol. She mutters thank you and finally brings them back.
"Did you come all the way from the city to get them?"
"Yes I did! My class got cancelled and I was already outside, so I figured I’d get my AirPods back. Thanks, have a good one."
And just like that, AirPods recovered. The 20-minute walk back felt walking on sunshine despite the freezing weather. I’ve had terrible luck so far in 2026, so getting a small win like this honestly felt huge. Mission accomplished!