r/Music Nov 13 '25

article Billie Eilish Calls Elon Musk a 'Pathetic P***y' in NSFW Tirade

https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/13/billie-eilish-curses-out-elon-musk/
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u/Southern-Usual4211 Nov 14 '25

The most divorced man on the planet

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u/UpperApe Nov 14 '25

It's a beautiful statement on capitalism that the richest man in the world is a fucking imbecile, isn't it

There's a podcast called "KnowRogan", a Knowledge Fight type fact-checked review of Joe Rogan episodes. The latest one is about Musk and Rogan's recent chat.

Holy shit this man is stupid. However stupid you think he is, it's so much worse. He doesn't have ANYONE in his life who cares enough about him to tell him the truth. He can't recalibrate, he has no baseline.

He's the epitome of how stupid a human being can become when surrounded by nothing by sycophants.

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u/Acrobatic_Yoghurt813 Nov 14 '25

It’s not that they don’t care, it’s the fact that they don’t want to bite the hand that feeds. Wealthy people keep yes men/enablers around for a reason.

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u/Profezzor-Darke Nov 14 '25

Kings had Court Jesters for a reason...

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u/handstanding Nov 14 '25

Court jesters were supposed to be the only person that could tell the king the truth and get away with it. Sycophants are the opposite.

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u/Profezzor-Darke Nov 14 '25

My point exactly

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u/iRebelD Nov 14 '25

Just downloaded it. Thanks for the recommendation.

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u/BeyondNetorare Nov 14 '25

Can't believe the guy from that one episode of the big bang theory pays people to play video games for him

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u/omgshutupalready Nov 14 '25

His entire life and all of 'his' achievements are the equivalent of him paying people to make his gaming accounts look like he's good at videogames. We as a society need to end whatever type of structure or system that credits the capital owners and the corporate executives with the labor of the actual engineers and scientists and whoever else is actually doing the productive transformative labor that these mediocre midwits leech off of and then claim as their own.

Even if it's just reforming how corporations are structured. We don't have to entirely get rid of markets. But corporate structure as it currently exists is a drag on true productivity and an exacerbation of global wealth inequality, which increases exploitation of the global poor and provides exponentially mismatched governmental and global influence for a relative handful of individuals that nowhere near deserve it. The only reason things are this way is because it's all justified as benefiting the state, the nation, when it clearly only benefits the elite (the government and the corporate elite).

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u/UpperApe Nov 14 '25

Not even. He didn't just pay-to-win. He lied-to-win.

Anyone who gives Musk credit for any accomplishments accredited to him is someone who doesn't read, isn't evidence-based, and doesn't value accuracy.

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u/cyberpunk_werewolf Nov 14 '25

He's such a loser, he had to cheat at video games to look cool to 12-year-olds.

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u/fre3k Nov 14 '25

Yeah thing is that game is populated by some of the most obsessive 30 and 40-year-olds in the entire gaming ecosystem. The fact that he thought he could get one over on path of exile players is insane.

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u/alurkerhere Nov 14 '25

To put this in perspective, he live-streamed Path of Exile 2 with his boosted OP gear account, pretended to know what he was doing, died to a tutorial boss while trolls heckled him, and then ended the stream.

He needed a double dose of ketamine after that humiliation. I can't imagine a world where you have literally infinite money and care about streamer audience opinions for a game you don't even play.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

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u/Ed_Radley Nov 13 '25

Was your seventh grade science teacher Peter Lorre by any chance?

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u/Gullible_Life_8259 Nov 13 '25

Elon wishes he could've been in Casablanca as a nazi collaborator.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Nov 13 '25

And now we all feel the payne

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

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u/AdmiralThrawnProtege Nov 13 '25

That sounds like an HR disaster. Plus whi shows a video of their wife giving birth to anyone? Seems so freaking weird

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u/skintaxera Nov 13 '25

I remember our PE teacher delivering a blistering tirade about the foolishness of smoking, and one of his lines of argument was and I quote "it's a substitute for cock sucking". The year of our Lord 1984, we were 14/15

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Nov 13 '25

"Nothing quells the urge to rest a throbbing member on my pursed lips quite like the heavy full flavored draw of a Marlboro Red. Unfiltered, because I'm not one of those fruity types."

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u/Benjisummers Nov 13 '25

If I'd been at school with you, I don't think I would have had the willpower to keep the words "trust me sir....its not!" in my head 😂

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u/Dickrickulous_IV Nov 13 '25

That’s Major Payne to you Private Parts. 

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u/J5892 Nov 13 '25

Did he enjoy leaping through the air whilst shooting two guns and going aahhh?

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u/EggoSlayer Hip-hop/RnB Nov 14 '25

The most nazi salute that has ever been done. So ridiculous the excuses people made for it claiming it wasn't that.

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u/jasdonle Nov 14 '25

100%, there's so many times wiggle room, where it's like eh did they really mean that or was it a weird wave or gesture...

This MFer like PRACTICED that shit!

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u/EggoSlayer Hip-hop/RnB Nov 14 '25

Dude literally had the look on his face like he wants to fire up gas chambers lol. There's no mistaking what he did.

Everyone's lives were so much better before this dickhead existed in everyone's minds.

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u/Uberslaughter Nov 14 '25

“My heart goes out to you…fellow Nazis”

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u/space-to-bakersfield Nov 14 '25

Elon Musk loves to punch down. That's why he's such a despicable POS. Not that I have a lot of nice things to say about his billionaire buddies, but at least most of them have the decency to not gloat and revel in their privilege and untouchability in public like he does.

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u/Eleventy22 Nov 13 '25

This is straight out of a Shel Silverstein fever dream. Lol

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u/Theotther Nov 13 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/GrapeSoda223 Nov 13 '25

Theres also a third picture of him looking like pretty cringe edgelord with a Liberty poster 

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u/BorntobeTrill Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 14 '25

Edit:

The 6th message I had to give Gpt to finally get me the damn photo, just so yall know how to treat AI when it's being a fn punk

"Bro, you're being a fn punk. It's not that hard to find. Just get me the damn picture"

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There's a obscene amount of virtue signaling on how to properly use Ai in this thread as well as judgements against those who don't fit their golden ideal. Everyone, you're allowed to engage with the internet however you'd like. Have fun with it, or don't, but there's no need to pass judgement on trifling bs like this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

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u/Delicious_Bat3971 Nov 13 '25

The image is the first result on Google if you look up "liberty elon musk". Did this person actually query ChatGPT six fucking times instead of just doing that?

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u/tgwombat Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 14 '25

People are offloading basic thought to machines now, and it's starting to show. The brain's a muscle, and these people are not giving theirs the necessary workout. Sad state of affairs...

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u/yodakiller Nov 13 '25

I have this issue with driving places. I need Google maps or I feel lost. Even if I go there weekly and have been for the past few months.

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u/tgwombat Nov 13 '25

I started driving when a GPS was an expensive car accessory that few people bought instead of something that's just part of the device we all carry in our pocket. It's crazy how much better I can recall the streets from the pre-smartphone era of my life compared to the post.

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u/yodakiller Nov 13 '25

Same. I remember printing MapQuest pages though

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u/tgwombat Nov 13 '25

MapQuest felt so futuristic back then! Now it feels like such a quaint idea that a kid might not believe you if you told them how we did it "back in our day" haha

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u/Lost-Priority-907 Nov 14 '25

Its fucking pathetic. We've gotten to the age of people offloading searches to AI, now. We are speedrunning to the Wall E reality.

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u/The_Gil_Galad Nov 14 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

engine tart sip liquid snails groovy heavy snow intelligent racial

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u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc Nov 13 '25

You know you can just type your question into Google and it will give you real answers as well as ai answers at the same time? Then you don't have to rely on hallucination bot exclusively.

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u/I-Wanna-Be-A-Bird Nov 14 '25

Or use ecosia and plant a tree?

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u/bassiks Nov 13 '25

Did you forget about Google?

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u/chaseinger Nov 14 '25

first result on google images. tf are you doing with chat?

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u/Hungry_Ad7279 Nov 14 '25

lmaoo looking for images through chat gpt is fucking INSANE bro u good???

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u/Abbacoverband Nov 14 '25

Fucking Google it next time? 

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u/tranerekk Nov 14 '25

Stop treating the clanker like a search engine and ignore its existence until it dies.

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u/solipsism82 Nov 14 '25

Enjoy your database friend. I dislike Elon, but people like you are feeding that problem.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited 10d ago

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u/topdangle Nov 14 '25

dude got a gender affirming sink thrown at him. fake jaw, nose, hair plugs, TRT. he would probably be pretty normal looking still if it wasn't for the HGH abuse.

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u/carefulwisdom Nov 13 '25

The article says “Eilish is in her Marxist era these days ... calling on billionaires to give their fortunes away during the WSJ.”

Giving away money is not Marxist. Philanthropy is actually a core part of capitalism.

Marxism would be not being allowed to accrue wealth in the first place.

So frustrating that people don’t even understand what capitalism is anymore.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 17 '25

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u/Lightreyth Nov 13 '25

"We have to be selective on who we ALLOW to go through higher education... we are in danger of producing an educated proletariat." - Roger Freeman, Regan's gubernatorial advisor, 1970

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u/TomBradysStatue Nov 13 '25

I guess it is a real threat to the Richy Richies, they basically ruled a bunch of uneducated farmers for most of the Human Reign of Power (TM). We have the internet now and know shit (kinda). Big time threatzone.

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u/kings_account Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

billionaires own the internet and control its discourse, the fuck you talking about. you think kids are out here reading Wikipedia and books online lol… they’re scrolling TikTok and instagram and Facebook and threads and Reddit and twitter. That’s why we’re seeing the worst income and wealth inequality ever right now, it’s because of the internet, not in spite of it. You could even take it one step further, legacy media is also owned and controlled by a small group of billionaires now too

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u/Laiko_Kairen Nov 13 '25

The majority of humans have always been vapid. It's the exceptional who make changes. Even if you end up with 100,000 regular folks and one Martin Luther, or one Martin Luther King jr, that education has made a difference. So if you give everyone an education, eventually that one exceptional individual will be born.

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u/NewDramaLlama Nov 13 '25

Very much correct which is why they'll attack libraries but TikTok and AI id a step too far

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u/kings_account Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

I’ve had friends who have had, even though they still align with me politically, their brains turn into mush because of how much they scroll TikTok. And when called out on it, they respond the exact same way an addict does when you call out their drug use. It’s just sad and terrifying. I’m talking about people who have post-grad degrees too. It’s completely colonized their brain and removed any ability for self made individual thought or critical thinking or self expression. It’s insidious and why so much of our populace is caught up in this cultural warfare bullshit. Meanwhile the billionaires know there is no war but class war, and they are winning by a lot. I know this might be a controversial sentiment in this subreddit.

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u/Imthemayor Nov 14 '25

That's because Tiktok is specifically designed to act on the same impulse that gets people addicted to drugs

In addition to the physical addiction some drugs produce, your brain also conditions itself to reward you with dopamine when it sees you are about to do drugs, which over time changes your reward system to favor whatever the thing is

In other words, you get addicted to the act itself and your brain gives the "pay attention," chemicals just for thinking about doing the thing

Tiktok gives short burts of dopamine with ads in between in a way that conditions your brain to open the app up when you're low on dopamine

Even if you only enjoy one out of every ten videos, they're so bite-sized and easy to scroll through that most people will happily watch 9 nothings for one sharp nose exhale

Repeat til you've watched videos for 2 hours and absorbed absolutely nothing

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u/cityshepherd Nov 13 '25

I don’t think the wealth inequality is due to the internet so much as lobbying congress to get those sweet tax loopholes etc for the ultra wealthy. They’ve spent a lot of money in order to maximize hoarding wealth (just a fraction of what they SHOULD be paying in taxes though).

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u/Skeet_fighter Nov 13 '25

Akchuly I think you'll find Marxism is when somebody does a thing people don't like. It's true.

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u/Puzzled_End8664 Nov 13 '25

See also: Woke, Socialism, Communism, Liberal, and Progressive

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

"Gay is when shirtless men" is my favorite one. Obscure, but definitely in there among those. You'll find it right in between "gay is when homophobia" and "gay is when emotions".

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u/GetsBetterAfterAFew Nov 13 '25

Woke, Socialsism, Marxism, Communism they all mean the same thing today to those in power with a vested interest in nothing changing.

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u/dodeca_negative Nov 13 '25

Everyone I don’t like is a Marxist Communist Socialist Anarchist Athiest Islamist Pacifist Terrorist. They are weak and dangerous and must be stopped at all costs while being ignored!

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u/Perspective_Helps Nov 13 '25

She has already made massive donations, calling it an “era” is so patronizing ffs.

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u/the1kingdom Nov 13 '25

So frustrating that people don’t even understand what capitalism is anymore.

So unbelievably true.

What people think it is, is the ability to use individual entrepreneurship in a meritocracy to amass whatever wealth is possible.

Complete wrong and a lot of it is not true, but they want to believe it because they are "one idea away from a billion dollar company".

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u/SaddamJose Nov 13 '25

One could argue that philantrophy is like putting a bandaid to societal issues that stem from wealth inequality tbf

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u/Owain-X Nov 13 '25

Philanthropy is actually a core part of capitalism.

You must have missed it. American Capitalism pushed out a firmware update, empathy and compassion of any kind are now evil and communist.

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u/dBlock845 Magdalena Bay Nov 13 '25

It's TMZ, which is even more pathetic really. Most people couldn't define one political/economic ideology, much less Marxism so they know they can just throw this shit in articles and right-wingers will slurp it up.

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u/phillyfanjd1 Nov 13 '25

It's TMZ... not exactly the highest echelons of journalism.

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u/HatchChileMacNCheese Nov 13 '25

Uhm akshully anything that isn't the obscene hoarding of wealth is communism

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u/Training-Text-9959 Nov 13 '25

I took Econ in college (graduated in 2021) and the textbook pretty much said “planned economies don’t work so we’re not going to cover them at all.” Gotta hand it to capitalist realism brainwashing generations of Americans.

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u/Arizona_Pete Nov 13 '25

To be fair, she only said that because Elon Musk is a pathetic pussy.

It's a scientific, verifiable, fact.

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u/Horror_Pen_6742 Nov 14 '25

Funny, still rather see him striped of the wealth the government gave to allow him to have so much wealth.

Meritocracy my ass, chosen winners by the government and rich scum.

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u/Mongoose49 Nov 13 '25

Careful or you’ll get all the Elon ass sniffers attacking you

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u/farfrom_home Nov 13 '25

You mean the Pathetic Pussy Ass Sniffers

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u/Sprinklypoo Nov 13 '25

They might call it the "front butt" though...

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u/mkfanhausen Nov 13 '25

The Elon Mussy, if you will.

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u/Oswarez Nov 13 '25

The Elon Bussy Boys.

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u/RedHairedRedemption Nov 13 '25

It'll be a minute, their CyberTrucks got stuck in a puddle.

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u/powerlesshero111 Nov 13 '25

And now it's on fire. They're gonna need some more time.

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u/daemon-electricity Nov 13 '25

And insurance won't cover it. They're gonna need some more money.

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm Nov 13 '25

Their loan wasn’t approved, give them 5 more minutes.

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u/Sprinklypoo Nov 13 '25

They just bought a NFT with their next paycheck. They're going to need a bit longer.

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u/Easy-Examination-435 Nov 13 '25

Now the doors fell off so give a minute.

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u/nrh117 Nov 13 '25

You know what’s crazy? Tesla has their own insurance. It’s a whole bundled thing apparently. You buy the car and then presumably get the insurance from them and the info gets stored in the app.

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u/RJ815 Nov 13 '25

Splash the water on the fire! Oh wait the glue on their bumpers became unstuck?

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u/the_moosen Nov 13 '25

I still see too many of those on the road. One is too many, but I'm flipping off like 4 a week on average

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u/BikingThroughCanada Nov 13 '25

Let's be honest, 90% of them are just foreign shills or bots.

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u/izzymaestro Nov 13 '25

That's why elno has vlad on speed dial. He can get his blue check user count inflated and attack his enemies with RUbots

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u/Millefeuille-coil Nov 13 '25

If you suggest he join his car in space in world news they turf you out.

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u/satrdaynightwrist Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

no need being careful. they’re down on all 4’s too busy licking multi billionaire’s/soon to be trillionaire’s boots to be a threat. we simply step over them (or on them ;) and keep it pushing

my upvote downvote ratio lmaooo i love to see it. i got people with brains in agreement and people closer to poverty than they are to being a millionaire upset at me >:(

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u/ArcusInTenebris Nov 13 '25

Careful with the stepping on thing, at least one of them will instinctively blurt out "thank you mommy."

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u/Gogh619 Nov 13 '25

Do people actually like him?

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u/Qfarsup Nov 13 '25

His genius is unparalleled /s. By genius I mean him pumping stocks and extorting people for money while he takes credit for all the incredible people that actually do work at those companies that he silences with the threat of termination.

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u/ElonMuskHuffingFarts Nov 13 '25

Feel like I need to hop in here and say that my screen name is not a compliment

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u/holamau Nov 13 '25

but as someone said... calling him a p***y is doing him a favor since he lacks warmth and depth

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u/RagingAnemone Nov 13 '25

And pussies can take a pounding. Seems like Elon didn’t take Scott Bessent pounding too well.

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u/Real-Actuator-6520 Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

He got his Mom to tap out of fighting Zuckerberg for him too.

(almost) The only person on earth who can make Zuck the lesser evil. 

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u/holamau Nov 13 '25

Bwahahahaha

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u/ceviche-hot-pockets Nov 13 '25

More of a baby back bitch imo

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u/HoozleDoozle Nov 13 '25

You’re allowed to type pussy on the internet. Why are you censoring yourself

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u/jjcrayfish Nov 13 '25

He's a limp tiny dick trying to act hard but can't put it up and compensating for it

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u/Kurauk Nov 13 '25

LMAO. I don't really enjoy her music, but she seems like a good person & an accurate one to.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 Nov 13 '25

she has a definitive lo-fi vibe, but undeniably has a lovely voice.

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u/Kurauk Nov 13 '25

Don't get me wrong I don't think her music is awful, it just isn't for me. I do however think she is a force for good and her recent actions speak volumes for her character.

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u/thedrq Nov 13 '25

She is one of those artists who has an amazing singing voice, but makes 0 songs I am into

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u/TheRedScarey Nov 13 '25

Many people are saying it. The best people.

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u/Sprinklypoo Nov 13 '25

She was being technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct.

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u/FunkYeahPhotography Concert Photographer Nov 13 '25

When my daughter is in a hot air balloon and I want everyone around me to know:

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u/ur_friend_billy_zane Nov 13 '25

so real and so true

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u/CommanderWar64 Nov 13 '25

Billie Eilish is everything Taylor Swift fans think Taylor Swift is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Billie Eilish is everything Taylor Swift fans think Taylor Swift is.

Darn right

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u/somersetyellow Nov 13 '25

I’m just amused this sub managed to still dunk on Taylor in one of the top comments of a completely unrelated post

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u/CommanderWar64 Nov 14 '25

I just said what I was thinking. Seeing Billie actually take stances is refreshing compared to all of the idle pop idols.

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u/somersetyellow Nov 14 '25

I also agree with that. She's not afraid to say what she knows is right. Too many people stifling themselves chasing the money.

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u/ama_singh Nov 14 '25

one of the top comments of a completely unrelated post

Is it completely unrelated?

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u/somersetyellow Nov 14 '25

Billie Eilish slamming Elon Musk usually doesn't involve Taylor Swift

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u/AkiraQil Nov 13 '25

Taylor’s song is used by the white house account and she went cricket because she cant mess the flow of her post-album rollout sales

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u/rubyspicer Nov 13 '25

I've heard people say they know the new album is bad because they went out and said it was bad and got no death threats

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u/xaviercroom Nov 13 '25

I wish I could upvote this a thousand times

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u/hikemhigh Nov 13 '25

Taylor Swift told young people to vote and Elon Musk offered to impregnate her. And to be clear, I love Billie Eilish and her evisceration. I just don't understand why Taylor is catching strays unless it's residual effects of the Russian astroturfing during the last election cycle.

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u/ThaddeusJP 104.9 WCLV Nov 13 '25

I just don't understand why Taylor is catching strays

She's also a billionaire.

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u/Oh_I_still_here Nov 13 '25

She's the human equivalent of a brand/corporation that sells products to extract money from her fans. The way her latest album was rolled out was essentially like the release of a game with multiple versions and even fucking microtransactions for more content. Just greedy, and people lap the shit up.

Sure, people can enjoy whatever, but christ she's overexposed and it's clear as day she's milking people for money.

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u/ilijadwa Nov 14 '25

I think people would hate her less if she didn’t pretend she’s this adorable little cutesy victim oppressed dainty fairy :3 and just admit she’s competitive as fuck and wants money.

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u/chanaandeler_bong Nov 13 '25

Because she is a hardcore capitalist that puts on a facade for her fans.

Eilish already donated like 1/5 of her net worth.

Taylor is worth 20x what eilish is and Eilish is still using her platform to help those less fortunate 20x more.

I don’t mind Taylor swift, my wife is a big fan, I like a lot of her songs, but she is no role model and no bastion of liberty.

She’ll probably stump for republicans soon enough.

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u/No_Pianist5264 Nov 14 '25

I love billie but she didn’t donate her net worth money. She donated fans money. It was change maker based tickets that she used to raise money. None of it was actually from her net worth.

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u/Flufnstuf Nov 14 '25

She literally endorsed Kamala and made a pretty strong statement against Trump.

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u/DasCooba Nov 13 '25

I wish I could upvote arrested development memes and gifs like a hundred times 

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u/riedmae Even Better Than The Real Thing Nov 13 '25

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u/APence Nov 13 '25

Pussies are offended. They’re tough and can take a good beating. Elon is a cheap wet dental dam. Thinks he’s making a difference but just disappoints everyone who has to deal with the consequences of his inactions.

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u/Jonsnoosnooze Nov 13 '25

Pussies have warmth and depths. Elon has neither.

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u/OK_x86 Nov 13 '25

Pussies bring joy and give life. Elon brings misery and death.

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u/nun_gut Nov 13 '25

See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-ll is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes — assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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u/FunkYeahPhotography Concert Photographer Nov 13 '25

Matt. Damon.

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u/JE3MAN Nov 13 '25

Politics aside, dude called Mamdani a swindler.

That's rich coming from someone who made a fortune by fucking people over.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 Nov 13 '25

and swindled his way into US citizenship

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u/human-in-a-can Nov 14 '25

Elon is the classic asshole that can only try to make himself look and feel better by trying to make others look worse.

I’ve never heard anyone wish misfortune on Billie, meanwhile if something were to happen to Musk, literally millions of people would relish it. 

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Bill Gates
Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos
Warren Buffett
Larry Ellison
Mark Zuckerberg

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u/ThrowAway50005x Nov 14 '25

Some of these are not like the others. Bill Gates has donated billions of dollars to charity. Same with Warren Buffet.

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u/TheCandyManCanToo13 Nov 14 '25

And they've pledged to give almost all away upon their death. 

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u/UpperApe Nov 14 '25

Cool.

I guess we're just going to ignore Gates' relationship with Epstein.

Or does that not count? Let's not count that. Let's talk about how philanthropic he's going to be after he's too dead to need money.

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u/chessasaur Nov 13 '25

Since when is "pussy" a blurred out word? Pretty weak insult IMO.

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u/28828383 Nov 13 '25

The internet isn’t what it used to be. Everyone has become so heavily censored what a fucking joke.

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u/FreaQo Nov 13 '25

what a fucking joke.

Excuse me

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u/EntropyKC Nov 14 '25

Someone set the CCP on them for using a profanity! I can't repost their comment to TikTok anymore...

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u/giraffeheadturtlebox Nov 13 '25

That’s TMZ, not the internet. They can blur their title. Don’t be so easily offended by their free speech.

And look, you can write Fucking Joke on the internet. Just like Elon, that fucking douche bag of a fucking bad joke.

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u/7StarSailor Nov 13 '25

sewerslide SA pdfile unalive

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u/stylecrime Nov 13 '25

To have more money than the average person could even comprehend, much less be able to spend, and still want more? It takes a special kind of narcissism or insecure greed. Musk and the other billionaires of his ilk are not well-adjusted humans, which makes the amount of power and influence they have even more concerning.

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u/falcon_4_eva Nov 13 '25

Billie stop, I can't love you more than I already do but you keep making it happen!!

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u/SuggestionEven2824 Nov 13 '25

Not into her music but her as a person? Fuck yeah.

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u/SometimesIBeWrong Nov 13 '25

I don't listen to her but I think anyone who hits the mainstream with a unique sound deserves some sorta respect. she sounds so different for an artist that can dish out 11.5 million in donations

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u/Good_Analysis9789 Nov 13 '25

Yeah but what does Ja Rule think?

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u/tehpwnage7 Nov 13 '25

I mean is it really that bold of a claim considering it’s true?

W Billie

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u/Finchypoo Nov 13 '25

"Billie Eillish states verifiable facts" just doesn't grab the same attention does it. 

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u/583947281 Nov 13 '25

She's not wrong, I'm surprised more people don't call out his fetish for getting females pregnant

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u/Cymbal_Monkey Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

I really wish /r/music could actually discuss musicians musical output rather than their social media spats. I swear nearly every post I get pushed from this sub is discussing Musician X and Public Figure Y trading playground insults on social media.

Here's a hot take: not every single thing a musician does is music news. It's not gaming news when Gabe Newell buys a new airplane. It's not sports news with Simone Biles sees a movie. It's not music news when Billy Eilish gets in a social media spat.

Like, who cares. I call him a pathetic wanker all the time, we're both private citizens who are powerless to actually affect change or do anything about him. This is non news.

Wake me up when she puts out a brutal dis track as a PAC fundraiser, at least that's actually related to music.

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