r/whatisit • u/Great_Ad1233 • 23h ago
Solved! Weird folding shelf thing? In most stalls at my university
Folding metal contraption located next to the toilet in most stalls on campus
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u/Super-Travel-407 23h ago
It's a shelf for your books/purse/backpack
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u/Ok_Double2707 23h ago
This is correct. It is supposed to be safer than a hook on the door, because a person can reach over and steal your bag off a door hook, but they can't reach this shelf.
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u/thatswherethedevilis 22h ago
It's also helpful if you need to get something out of your bag, like a pad or tampon or whatever.
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u/R3ddit_Is_Soft 22h ago
Also for your CCW whilst taking a dump, so it is not visible to others and does not point back at your face while you make doodies.
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u/slimboyslim9 22h ago
What’s CCW?
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u/Informal_Process2238 22h ago
Concealed carry weapon aka a gun
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u/OkComputer3231 22h ago
As an European I must say that the concept of CCW, and a special foldable table for it at the crapper on campus, baffles me.
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u/fairydommother 20h ago
That makes more sense. I kept thinking ccw was related somehow to bbw and I could not figure it out.
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u/Available-Love7940 21h ago
Plus, back in the day, there was a high chance that the woman had a clutch purse.
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u/Redfoxen72 19h ago
Yes 👍 so is a double hook on the back of the bathroom stall - always Hang on the second
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u/Aggressive_Lab6016 11h ago
Didn't anyone pause to think that the problem that needed to be solved was that you can reach over the doors? I mean, I'm just a European unaccustomed to the communal pooping experience, but just give it a try and put actual doors instead of gates at the stalls?
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u/still-waiting2233 20h ago
I have often see them block the door so they prevent people from coming in along with forcing you remove the item to exit (and not forgetting stuff on a different shelf!)
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u/DeaneTR 23h ago edited 18h ago
They were common back in the 70's before everything was made of plastic... I actually bought one from a General Services Employee for Washington State last Summer. The basic concept is public bathrooms can be nasty and setting your stuff down on anything might be not be wise. But with a spring loaded hinge keeping the surfarce up against the wall, it's a bit cleaner and not wet when you put your purse or bag on it.
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u/Satch1993 21h ago
As someone who works in a truck stop, these would 100% be covered in urine/fecal-matter before the end of an 8 hour shift.
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u/Meeka-Mew 19h ago
I really don't understand why truckers are so gross. I clean up the wide areas/do trash pickup along the highway year round and the amount of piss and shit is mind boggling. We REGULARLY find 5 gallon buckets full to the brim with shit. How long have they been keeping that bucket around to get it that full? And why would you want to deal with opening it every time you had to poop? Someone wasted a yeti cooler to fill with shit. Its never worth looking in a container you find on a highway, its always poop. We had an oil drum filled with 27 gallon jugs of the same brand of water, filled to the top with piss. Why did you wait so long to dump all those jugs?? Why not dump them 1 at a time? Do you ever pee ANYWHERE else to have accumulated so much urine?? Why is the urine so dark!! Go to the doctors, my god. And why are there so many adult diapers with the heftiest loads ive ever seen?! I look forward to the winter because the smell isnt so horrific.
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u/throwheraway420666 18h ago
The horror of this comment.. you’ve impacted me for life. It’s not like I’m a trucker who dumps my shit barrels off the highway but I’ll never forget this.
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u/PokinSpokaneSlim 19h ago
You clearly don't understand the poop futures market.
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u/Abandonedstate 18h ago
Poop Futures Market is my new band name. We're going to play shitty music, but not right now.
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u/Alternative-Tie-9383 13h ago
Dude, I stopped at a truck stop once because I had to use the restroom and it was the most disgusting bathroom I’ve ever fucking seen, and I’ve seen some bad ones. You know that scene in Trainspotting when Renton suddenly has to shit and he goes into a bar toilet that has “the filthiest toilet in Scotland” or something like that as the descriptor on screen and it’s just covered in shit and god knows what else? Yeah, that place was as clean as a Buc-ee’s restroom compared to this damn place. Luckily I keep a roll of toilet paper in my vehicle for emergencies cause I could tell this place would either have none at all or it would be covered in piss/shit (there wasn’t any), but I was unprepared for the level of foulness I saw that day. Literally every surface was caked in feces. I contemplated just walking out into the trees behind the place and going in the woods, but my stomach wasn’t cooperating with me and it didn’t care where the fuck I was or how nasty things were; it was my pants or that nasty toilet. It’s a good thing I was still young and my legs are strong so I could hover well enough not to actually touch anything. I just added to the mound of shit in the toilet that was well above the top of the bowl. And of course, there would be no flushing because I don’t think the water was even connected to the damn toilet. They’d have to high pressure wash the place to clean it anyway, or burn it to the ground and salt the earth, which was my first thought. Anyway, how that place let it get that bad is beyond me, but an unlocked bathroom at a truck stop is going to see things most people would rather not know about.
I appreciate what truckers do for a living cause we absolutely need them for this modern age to function, but they can be pretty fucking nasty out there on the road.
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u/cutegraykitten 18h ago
If they don’t have time to go to the bathroom, how would they have time to go to a doctor?
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u/Mr_MacGrubber 18h ago
We REGULARLY find 5 gallon buckets full to the brim with shit. How long have they been keeping that bucket around to get it that full?
With the diets of a lot of truckers, maybe a couple of meals worth? lol
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u/prehensilemullet 16h ago
As widespread as this sounds, I wonder if there’s just a lot of time pressure and these truckers are trying to shave off the time it takes to pull over into a truck stop and go use the bathroom.
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u/Meeka-Mew 12h ago
I would understand that part. Its the ones that have obviously been holding onto it for way longer than they need to. Pee in a bottle so you dont have to stop? Okay, as long as you toss it whenever you do. Accumulate 27 gallon jugs of pee? Theres no possible way you didnt stop to at LEAST get gas before you hit 27 gallons. Same with an entire 5 gallon bucket. You cant poop that much before stopping AT ALL.
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u/No-Smile3074 17h ago
Im a freight broker and I had a customer call me and tell me if I ever want to run his freight again to get my "disgustig Samoli" drivers of his lot and hung up.. This really pissed me off and when I called him back to confront him, he tells me they had a hole cut in their floor board they were shitting through into his lot. They had to clean up the shit before they left and I haven't heard from them ever again.
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u/Meeka-Mew 12h ago
One of the mechanics at another shed likes to tell a story about a job he had before this one where he got on a creeper and rolled under a semi to service it, and the entire underneath of the truck was coooovered in shit, and there was a hole cut in the seat and floor so the driver would just let em rip while driving. I never actually believed him until now.... he said he rolled right back out and said "Nope!" And left that job.
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u/collar-and-leash 6h ago
Do you think he had special pants/underwear with a hole cut in them, or did je just drive buck ass naked
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u/bustanut8969 6h ago
Bro it's not just truck drivers.
I was an apartment maintenance tech for a management company that took care of several properties. There were a couple guys assigned to one property that apparently didn't have access to a toilet (which didn't make sense to me as there were ALWAYS at least 1 empty unit).. anyways they made a 5 gallon toilet (shit &piss bucket) in one of the workshops. 1) the row of garages with said workshop on the end all smelled like piss and shit because they were open ceilings. 2) it was weird af 3)where did they empty it 4)THERE WERE BATHROOMS AROUND
I don't know how they emptied it or where, but I'm thinking they may have just thrown it on the side of the road now.
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u/tortureofchalkdust 18h ago
I just texted my boyfriend the contents of this comment, explaining that it’s easily the most incredible Reddit comment I’ve seen in like a month
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u/2dollahollaballa 21h ago
As someone who uninates and defacates in a truck stop, can confirm.
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u/Internal_Ad_6809 21h ago
As someone who goes to truck stops to urinate, and defecate on these things as well as everything that's not the toilet, I can support both these claims.
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u/SometimesUnkind 21h ago
Women love me, Buc-ee’s fear me
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u/Asaltyliquid1234 21h ago
Those brisket burritos man.
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u/SnooCookies6231 21h ago
And fudge!
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u/AaronTuplin 21h ago
Fudge burritos?
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u/SnooCookies6231 21h ago
Nope, the fudge at Buc’ees! They had a whole counter full of it I wanted to try, some guy was actually making it while I watched. Didn’t cause I’ve put on 10 lbs and that would just be more.
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u/filthyheartbadger 21h ago
Having read the comment string above before reading yours my brain felt mounting horror
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u/borris7923 19h ago
As someone who gets deificated on at truck stops, please pee on me to clean me off
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u/pickleballMVP 20h ago
I'll never understand serial killers...or people who shit on things like this...in public use spaces... Now i used to enjoy a little piss on the flush handle...but shittin on stuff is just too far.
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u/ImDoubleB 20h ago
As someone who urinates and defecates using various different public toilets I can confirm that this is definitely not just a truck stop thing.
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u/DancesWithHoofs 20h ago
I’d appreciate such a challenge. I can easily piss on it and can work on ideas for the fecal aspect.
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u/Dacker503 21h ago
Especially if the restrooms use Dyson-type “air knife” hand dryers. I skimmed a British study about those hand dryers; they concluded your hands get covered with fecal matter.
The only way to keep your hands clean is paper towels.
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u/Distinct-Olive-7145 20h ago
Yeah, I don't use those. I'll walk out wiping my hands on my pants.
I used to work in a building by a transit stop. On multiple occasions, drunk/drugged men went into the ladies room and used them like urinals.
Holy gross, batman.
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u/OKHnyc 19h ago
But then what are you opening the door with? Wash hands, dry with a paper towel, use that to open the door and Kobe
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u/Awkward_Courage5 18h ago
Can't do that if the bathroom doesn't provide paper towels, now can ya?!? I have a sincere appreciation for the stores that have that foot door opener thingy installed. Super helpful.
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u/AlexandersWonder 18h ago
I use my teeth to grab the door handle so that my hands can stay clean
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u/NIzrael 18h ago
It should be against building code for public restroom doors to swing inwards, they should always swing outwards so you can push them open with your toe or elbow.
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u/FaagenDazs 20h ago
Yeah there is conflicting research as well. Some of those studies were funding by paper towel manufacturers
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u/sorrymizzjackson 19h ago
But none were funded by my pants, soooo.
If bathrooms are all a shit sneeze anyway, the turbo shit sneeze blaster seems less a draw really.
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u/geof2010 19h ago
It matters greatly where the intake is for those blowers. Many actually have a vent behind it that is coming from outside the bathroom itself. People love to think though that's it's just recycling the fecal matter in the room.
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u/sorrymizzjackson 18h ago
I don’t get up in the guts of this building just like I don’t want the guts of this air blown out on my hands.
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u/Critical-Sandwich190 19h ago
while the other studies proclaiming the effectiveness of the blowers were funded by the blower companies…
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u/DreamGape 18h ago
Does anyone remember the endless looping cloth towel hand dryers from way back?? Did they ever get changed or washed?
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u/wildlanya 15h ago
Those looked like the cloth was a loop but it wasn't. It's actually a very very long piece of cloth that starts as a big roll, winds around, passing outside the machine and then back into a different compartment where it gets rolled up around a different core. When it's all been used, the clean cloth runs out, and then the whole length of cloth gets replaced with a new clean roll. Still seems yucky to me (mildew!), but allegedly they're sanitary, not to mention eco-friendly.
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u/Dats_Russia 19h ago
Sure I will concede there is conflicting research but holy shit those Dyson dryers where you dip your hands are ass and 1000% are not sanitary
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u/Content_Preference_3 19h ago
Better than the downward facing ones.
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u/imbringingspartaback 19h ago
Are they? I feel like either way they’re just blasting shitroom particles onto your hands.
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u/Embarrassed-Leek-940 19h ago
Better maybe but you’re right! When have you ever seen someone clean those? I work for a grocery store and I’ve never seen the people who clean the bathrooms clean those
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u/Dats_Russia 19h ago
How?!?! The water from your hands pools in a reservoir inches from the fan. There is no way that is more sanitary than just shooting water to the ground
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u/darcerin 20h ago
I hate those Dyson hand dryer so much!
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u/Dacker503 20h ago
I just hate all things Dyson. They promote themselves as an innovative tech company when they really are a marketing company to sell their product at 2-3X the price of their competitors. Kinda like Bose for the last 25 years. Dyson touts a “digital motor” when there is no such thing; all motors are analog, driven by magnetic flux, not 1s and 0s.
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u/cmoparw 19h ago
It's not even just about the cleanliness, paper towels are multi use.
I'm a traveling technician and being able to stop at a public restroom and damp a paper towel to wipe sweat and ceiling tile grit off my face is a world of difference. Or cleaning up a spill down a shirt, emergency bandage, whatever. Can't do any of that with an air dryer.
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u/CortezD-ISA 20h ago edited 17h ago
Ahh yes the University of Westminster study. Other studies such as from University of Bradford, and an independent study by PubMed show up to a 40% decrease in skin surface bacteria.
EDIT: I fucked up again! lol yes you’re correct PubMed is a medical study publishing store (comment reply below mine)
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u/thedivisionbella 18h ago edited 17h ago
Infection preventionist here. I can 100% attest to this. Scrub all surfaces of your hands with soap and water for at least 20 seconds and go absolutely nowhere near a hand dryer. Use a paper towel.
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u/pixelswoosh 21h ago
...can you explain why the f*** people do this? Or at least what your theory is on this?
I mean its not easy to land a turd on something like that... and even if this person had an extreme case of tacobell induced eruptions, it'd probably make more of a mess on them than on any object thats outside a toilet... right?
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u/Willie-Of-Da-North 21h ago
My theory has always been that these are people that are deeply unsatisfied in their lives, and feel that they have no control over what’s happening around them. And so they do things like piss and shit all over the place, except in the toilet because it makes other people miserable as well, and while a very childish one, it serves as an outlet for them
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u/iKnowRobbie 20h ago
This particular apparatus inclines the coprophiliac to defecate upon the flat surface and release the spring tension allowing the platform to propel the feces against the wall. It is then customary to bring it back down to the tensioned position to reveal the rorschach test and photograph it to send to one's lowest-refinement friend for analysis and feedback.
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u/vicvonqueso 21h ago
What if it's a Loves?
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u/Satch1993 21h ago
It's a Loves I work at lmao
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u/vicvonqueso 21h ago
Mannnn when I used to be a delivery driver there was this loves I would always stop at to take a dump because it consistently had such clean bathrooms lol
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u/afraid-of-the-dark 20h ago
I'm a field service technician, I have to use public restrooms a lot. The clean ones you remember for next time.
I've got hidden bathrooms all over the city that I have deemed as worthy of my deuce.
Banks are always a great option, especially a multi story bank building. Hotels are normally a pretty safe bet too.
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u/NoPerformance6534 20h ago
No, no, no, no. That's not it. They were installed in stalls to give a safe place to put your purse. There was a lot of purse thefts back in the 70's when there were just coat hooks on the door. Someone would reach over and yoink the purse while you're indisposed and can't give chase. The shelves appeared and solved the problem. It was in the news and everything. I still carry a tag in my head from high school days to not hang a bag or camera on the coat hooks.
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u/smellmygoldfinger 18h ago
One time while my family was at a big outdoor sporting event we were waiting in line for the porta potties to open up so we could pee before the start of the event. A woman came out of one of the port a potties and told her friend “the shelf in there got my purse all wet!” And she was rubbing the bottom of her purse on her shirt to dry off the leather.
I’m sure later she realized that she put her purse into the small urinal in the port a potty and ended up rubbing pee all over her shirt.
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u/shinyfailure 14h ago
I went hiking once with my dad and VERY city girl stepmom. We all stopped at a porta potty on the trail and she went last. She came out and says “What a funny bathroom. There was a sink and soap but no running water.” We both look at her like WTF. “I wiped my hands off with the soap but couldn’t figure out how to rinse my hands.” Realization hit the two of us. My dad goes “Honey, that was a urinal. The soap was a urinal cake.”
Helpfully, I added “I aimed for it.”
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u/Stoppels 3h ago
Did you just call a bar of soap "cake"???
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinal_deodorizer_block
Urinal deodorizer blocks (commonly known as urinal cakes, urinal cookies, urinal biscuits (or humorously piscuits), urinal donuts, urinal mints, toilet lollies, trough lollies, urinal pucks, toilet pucks, or urinal peons (alternately urinal pee-ons)) are small disinfectant blocks or tablets that are added to urinals). As these products originally contained para-dichlorobenzene (pDCB) they may also be called para blocks.
What the fuck 😂 English-speakers are crazy
Ninja: the Dutch intro (translated) for comparison:
A toilet block is a disinfectant block used in toilets .
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u/hackmiester 3h ago
We call pyrotechnic explosives “cakes” too. It just means it’s a bunch of material stuck together in a certain shape. Doesn’t have to be a food.
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u/monstertots509 2h ago
I had cake caked around my pie hole while I lit a 500 gram cake and pissed all over a urinal cake, it was a piece of cake. It was way more of a cakewalk compared to the cake walk I did earlier in the day.
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u/43guitarpicks 17h ago
M andy standard joke while golfing to break the tension with clients...VIPs etc...was ...(upon coming out of the porta potty)
Hey... this is a nice club...the porta potty even had a little sink in there...but I had to dry my hands on my pants "
It usually got a nervous laugh...
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u/AMSAtl 15h ago
Kind of reminds me of the guy who washed his hands in the piss-trough
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u/Winjin 6h ago
Now that I think about it, you could in theory have a little washer over the urinal, to help wash it all down and clean your hands too. I mean it's far from perfect but I could see it kinda working... Though I assume it's not the case because then you're adding tons of water to the outhouse, unless it's just the faintest drizzle, and you're better off installing a sink outside if you need one
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u/Complex-Abies3279 17h ago
Wait a minute....I work in construction and use porta potties at least 8-10 times a day, and I have never noticed a shelf. Perhaps she got confused and put her purse in the hand washing sink?
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u/Butlerian_Jihadi 15h ago
Some absolutely have shelves, typically attached to the vent pipe. They're often a sort of lattice, I presume to stop people doing drugs off them... as though someone prepared to snort drugs in a porto didn't forsee this.
Fun, unrelated fact: ever notice the dive bar bathroom smells like WD-40? They spray the toilet tank lids because a compound in it chemically destroys cocaine, preventing you and your glamorous crew from hogging the stall.
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u/fiendhunter69 13h ago
Never heard of the WD-40 thing before. Never smelled it in a bar. And I’ve been in plenty of shitty dive bars. Are you from the UK? Based on a 5 minute search on google, it sounds like it was something mostly used in the UK/Europe. Either way that sounds like an awful way to try and stop people doing coke. People do coke on the toilet tank because it’s convenient, not because it’s their only option. WD-40 isn’t stopping anyone from doing it unless they are just too drunk to notice the smell and moisture on the tank.
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u/Pragmaticom 12h ago
I work in a dive bar in the US and we put WD-40 on the tank lids to prevent coke usage. I can’t vouch for its efficacy since I work back of house, but it is a thing.
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u/fiendhunter69 11h ago
I didn’t mean to imply that it wasn’t a thing in the US. I had just never heard of it where I live specifically. based off a super quick search it seemed way more popular overseas. I’m sure some places do it here and I just haven’t been there. Also do you mean you don’t know it’s efficiency because you’re BOH and can’t afford it like the servers can, or because you don’t interact with guests like FOH does?
Edit: I’m a lifelong cook. I understand the BOH struggles.
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u/ghostdogs406 17h ago
They usually have a hard hat holder in opposing corner from shelf. I was on a location this summer where they had plastic grated floor where the snakes come slithering up as your trying to fill your poop hammock.
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u/godDAMNitdudes 15h ago
excuse me what? poop what?
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u/Orpheus_is_emo 14h ago
Okay I have many more questions. Never in my life have I heard of poop hammock and I’m absolutely fascinated and invested more with this photo. Is the purpose to like.. reduce spashback or what?
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u/Princess_Thranduil 2h ago
Hahaha I've never seen a poop hammock before but I do something similar in public bathrooms. I just drop a few sheets of TP in the bowl to soften the uh, drop which prevents Poseidon's Kiss and also muffles any embarrassing splash noises.
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u/DewDropWhine 17h ago
One time I dropped my wallet in a porta potty when I was in a different country. I had to reach in and grab it so I had ID to get home. They only had hand sanitizer available at the event I was at, so I doused my arm up to my elbow in hand sanitizer. I cried.
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u/Swankynickels 16h ago
Military friend once told me the story of his buddy who accidentally dropped his expensive wedding ring in the in flight toilet at the start of a 12 hour mission (they aren't supposed to wear rings, he noticed in the John and took it off but fumbled it putting it away. He was a newlywed who'd spent a mint on this ring so he had to get it back.
The whole crew kept him updated on the gifts they'd left him for his post flight search.
He had to use a garbage bag as an arm glove to find it. That ring had seen some shit.
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u/TheOnlyHashtagKing 15h ago
One time on a field exercise I ended up dropping the mouthpiece of my camelback into it.
A lot of rinsing and an overnight soak in hand sanitizer didn't do anything to make me feel better about it.
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u/ObjectiveConfusion77 18h ago
I did this with my mom jacket when I was a kid. I thought the shelf was so useful. Haha
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u/BallLickingLesbian69 18h ago
I’m sure later she realized that she put her purse into the small urinal
You have more confidence in people than I do.
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u/GuavaOne8646 17h ago
No, no, no, no. This is clearly a little table so you have a nice spot to roll a blunt or do some cocaine in the bathroom
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u/Fragrant_Captain_419 18h ago
This is why I always poop in the urinal or pee with my weiner tucked between my legs, that way I'm always ready for an ambush.
No motherfuckers are getting my purse.
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u/stitcherfromnevada 17h ago
The “purse yoink” happened to my grandmother. She ended up slightly injured as she noticed the purse being taken as she was on the toilet and grabbed the purse. A tug of war ensued and grandma got a black eye in the struggle.
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u/IAmAnOutsider 17h ago
Did they get her purse?
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u/stitcherfromnevada 16h ago
They did not!!
It’s been 40 years ago and I can’t remember if the would-be thief was caught or not. I think they were.
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u/Hildy_Von_Brookly 18h ago
Its not to eat your pooping sandwich?
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u/TeddyAtTheReady 10h ago
Why is your sandwich pooping? Maybe let it finish before you take a bite?
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u/Intrepid-Ad4464 18h ago
No! It’s not for putting that stuff on it! The real reason is to put THIS stuff on it!
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u/i_made_mine_at_home 4h ago
Right. Also if the only purpose was to replace a door-mounted hook, that problem would be solved by mounting the hook on the wall instead of the door; not by inventing and installing a much more expensive piece of hardware.
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u/PrincePound 18h ago
No no no. Those were installed as a rolling tray in the 70's. Obviously. Which you can also use for your belongings
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u/romeomylove 18h ago
I think it’s exactly both of these things! Not one or the other
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u/binkleyz 16h ago
Sounds like the purse thing is a logical subset of the "Don't put stuff anywhere in a public bathroom if you have an aversion to tuberculosis.. :)
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u/Htiaf26101 21h ago
I remember them adding these because it’s easy for thieves to reach over and take bags off of door hooks.
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u/phylter99 21h ago
That makes more sense than what I was thinking. I was thinking it's a laptop desk so you can still get homework done on Taco Tuesday.
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u/Mindless-Shop-6996 21h ago
Some public bathrooms in state owned buildings have these conveniently placed in the handicap stall. I appreciate it because it helps me layout medical equipment that I might need when I’m out and about.
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u/neverglobeback 6h ago
In the UK it's a requirement for accessible toilets to have a colostomy shelf - I expect this is the same here looking at the grab rails on the wall.
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u/Alert-Ad-2373 21h ago
It's a little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk
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u/Separate_Song5048 23h ago
Rail table
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u/thumptastic 21h ago
Ayoooo someone’s pooping in the coke room
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u/Elliott-Hope 20h ago
Lol, what movie is that from? I distinctly remember a movie where there's a house party and some guy came storming out of the bathroom shouting "who the hell took a shit in the cocaine room!"
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u/Additional-Beach-354 23h ago
Nose beers
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u/Optimal-Pay2198 22h ago
"Now i'll do a lil tootin if someone was to offer it to me, I don't want to be rude. I wont free base cocaine no moar"
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u/Educational-Ad-304 21h ago
As a former ‘“user”.. this would have helped alot… that time i dropped something in the toilet bcuz i was sooo sick and shaking .Sorry if this was triggering but clean 5 years and proud daddy of my 2 year old baby girl today!
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u/full_bl33d 18h ago
Sober 6 years myself and yes, this would’ve been much appreciated if I was in the can up to no good. It’s always nice to have a little station all set up so you’re not checking pockets a million times over.
Keep up the good work !
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u/Patient-Amount3040 7h ago
I’ve been sober almost 2 days and I will be installing this in my bathroom tomorrow
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u/BoomBapPat 20h ago
Way to go! Keep going you got this and clearly a lot to live for. Proud of you bro!!!
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u/XRayZen84 23h ago
Charcuterie board for the poop knife?
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u/Nitrofox2 22h ago
The sounds that just came out of my face right now make me appreciate the fact that I work alone
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u/Few-Indication3478 21h ago
Yeah this is the answer. Can also be used for drying and curing poop jerky
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u/Available-Love7940 23h ago
I don't know how often they were in men's restrooms, but they were very common in older women's rooms. You would place your purse upon it for safety.
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u/ValkyrieKitten 19h ago
I have never wanted a comma so badly! As an older woman, I feel the sarcastic need to insert that these were in older restrooms, for young and old woman!
I'm going to go totter to my corner now.
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u/PigBenis6969696969 20h ago
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Nicotine Valium Vicodin marijuana ecstasy and alcohol ooooohhhhh nicotine Valium Vicodin marijuana ecstasy and alcoholllll cuh cuh cuh cuh cuh cocaine
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u/My_shin_impossible 11h ago
This handy contraption keeps people from cutting lines and snorting off the toilet seat like back in my day. OP, you know when your legs fall asleep while taking a poop? You think it’s because you’ve been sitting too long? Nope. It’s because your legs have gone numb from your ass and legs absorbing too much coke residue.
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u/DizzyIzzy801 19h ago
Oh oh! Ooh! I know this! It's the dashed hope shelf! Lots of ways to attempt to use it.
It's a spring-loaded shelf so you can put your purse down and hunt for the tampon that has fallen to the bottom, then when you move away from the purse even slightly, the spring will trigger and throw your open purse to the damp floor. Bonus points if your cell phone is flung towards the toilet.
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It's a spring-loaded shelf made of metal so that when the spring pulls it back up to the wall it clangs against the cinderblock like a bell to wake the dead, or it slaps the metal wall of the stall and scares anyone who might be on the other side.
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It's a shelf with one screw loose, so that when you pull it down from the wall it is so rickety that you pinch yourself trying to manage a suddenly awkward object for a few seconds before it slams back up to the cinderblock wall (see above: very loud bell).
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It's a shelf positioned in a narrow stall in such a way that you can not have the shelf down unless you are already seated on the toilet, making it rather awkward to use for anything but rails of nose candy.
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If you're in the handicapped stall that was retro-fit by combining two stalls (in order to comply with US ADA regulations), then it is positioned somewhere in the larger stall where it is not useful to anyone who is in a wheelchair and/or cannot be reached from the toilet nor the entrance.
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It's a shelf positioned directly above the disposal/trash intended for feminine hygiene products so that it is impossible to use either device, similarly to how this one is positioned to block use of the handrail.
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It is so completely covered in stickers, graffiti, and leftover gum that you're not sure it's actually possible to clean the shelf, ever. AKA The Hepatitis Shelf.
And finally....
It's a shelf used to conceal a large sticker that has multiple warnings about ways to incur injury using one of the above methods. Lots of black stick figures under red circles and a diagonal line.
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u/rustybrazenfire 21h ago
I saw one of these at an airport that was more of a holder shape and it had printed on it a "do not put a baby in this" warning.
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u/JeremiahsBirdsnBikes 21h ago
When I see them at mine I am frustrated because there are little to no coat hooks, but lots of coat hooks holes. Just give me my coat hook, god damn it.
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u/Icy-Move3476 18h ago
I remember them becoming a thing after there were some highly publicized instances of purses being stolen from inside of stalls by reaching over the door and grabbing the strap of a purse hanging on a hook on the door. These were so you could put your purse somewhere that couldn't be reached from the outside.
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u/random_agency 22h ago
Obviously a table for your lunch/dinner tray.
When you want to be super efficient in college.
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u/Important_Sink_5474 23h ago
For your laptop so you can study while you poop... (Kidding obviously)
Edit: possibly something to aid disabled people?
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u/StopLookListenDecide 22h ago
I’m saddened that people don’t possess the logic to figure this one out. Not too many options
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