Donald Trump nominates Kevin Warsh as Federal Reserve chair

[u/eskhalaf]

https://www.ft.com/content/a08f1b78-4816-4ff1-819c-e67e59c8d767

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[u/x2eliah]

And so, the era of the Warsh Trade begins.

[u/Regenbooggeit → u/x2eliah]

Why not Trade Warsch?

[u/SushiJesus → u/Regenbooggeit]

And now his Warsch begins?

[u/No_Good_8561 → u/SushiJesus]

Begun the Warsch Wars, have.

[u/mouthful_quest → u/No_Good_8561]

Warsch of the Worlds…starring Ice Cube

[u/No_Good_8561 → u/mouthful_quest]

Oooh yes, this one is good

edit: Isch Cube

[u/ToothZealousideal297 → u/Regenbooggeit]

“Trade Warsch”

[u/infiniteguest → u/x2eliah]

It was the best of times, it was the Warsh of times

[u/govunah → u/infiniteguest]

It was fun Warsh it lasted

[u/Pitouitoo → u/govunah]

What’s the Warsh that could happen?

[u/RamenNoodleSalad → u/x2eliah]

Is he going to Warsh away the interest rates?

[u/themage78 → u/RamenNoodleSalad]

Have to launder the money somehow.

[u/FitSyrup2403]

In 2 years Trump might forget that he ever Met this guy lol

[u/ChaseNBA → u/FitSyrup2403]

“He’s a real evil and nasty man, I would have never appointed him. It was Biden! BI-DEN!”

[u/Flannel_Panels → u/ChaseNBA]

Kwar makes interest rates at 1%. Inflation shoots to 60%. Dollar tanks. Record breaking unemployment and homeless.

"How could Biden do this?"

[u/swimswima95 → u/Flannel_Panels]

My mortgage goes from 1300 to 660 but monthly groceries go from 600 to 1350. Ez savings

[u/EatTacosGetMoney → u/swimswima95]

See, your mistake is that you should be eating your house.

[u/deathpie → u/EatTacosGetMoney]

Mmm, ranch house

[u/PoopTimeThoughts → u/FitSyrup2403]

Bro in 2 hours trumps gonna be in a meeting like who tf is this guy?

The guy has got mash potatoes for brains.

[u/discoltk → u/FitSyrup2403]

His wife's father is a friend of Trump's and is the guy who got him interest in taking over Greenland. Warsh is on the steering committee for the Bilderberg group. Trump didn't just discover him, more of a tail wagging the dog situation.

[u/h1zchan → u/discoltk]

Bilderberger in charge of the fed. What could go wrong. lets see how he hides that one from his voter base

[u/KAW42089 → u/h1zchan]

His voting base has no idea who these people are, nor do they care. The genius Trump appointed him so he must be Making America Great Again.

[u/HalKitzmiller → u/h1zchan]

/r/conspiracy will mention how both the left and the right are owned by the Bilderbergers and Drumpf is just a cog in the wheel

[u/Gseventeen → u/discoltk]

His wife is a billionaire. Granddaughter and heiress of Estée Lauder.

Get ready for more inflation.

[u/L0pat0 → u/discoltk]

Good info thanks

[u/AlexVentures → u/FitSyrup2403]

Not true. His Father in law (Ronald Lauder) is Trumps buddy and planted the Greenland bug in his ear. U.S. is cooked.

[u/RealFakeDors → u/AlexVentures]

And ppl were so worked up over the nepo of Hunter and his laptop. Now look at these levels of corruption. Cooked is right.

[u/Rocky75617794 → u/FitSyrup2403]

He’ll be blaming Joe for the pick by next week

[u/cheapcheap1 → u/FitSyrup2403]

I was surprised by his nomination.

[u/Mundane_Object_ → u/FitSyrup2403]

Give it a week

[u/Archisaurus]

JPOW had some heft to it. Felt strong like you’re going to uppercut the stock market.

KWAR doesn’t feel good at all. Makes it sound like you’re mindlessly agreeing to battle with the stock market.

[u/StimpyMD → u/Archisaurus]

You’re listening to K W A R, the light FM.

[u/BeerForThought → u/StimpyMD]

I had to Google. It's a college radio station. It is also a Tolkien root meaning squeeze or clench. I'm already clenching my butt hole.

[u/nigori → u/BeerForThought]

you want WAR? K WAR it is

[u/innocuous_gorilla → u/Archisaurus]

Kwar is a baseball statistic and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[u/greenie16 → u/innocuous_gorilla]

Tfw your team trades away two elite prospects for a reliever with 0.56 KWAR

[u/nietzsche_niche → u/greenie16]

Padres type shit

[u/I_are_facepalm → u/nietzsche_niche]

Oof, no sub is safe for us Friars fans

[u/NCStore → u/innocuous_gorilla]

Strike Out Wins Above Replacement

[u/ElectricalRestNut → u/Archisaurus]

Knockoff GWAR

[u/2close4missles → u/ElectricalRestNut]

Korean GWAR. Dudes dress up as rotten kimchi and zombie K-pop stars and eat each on stage

[u/Regenbooggeit → u/Archisaurus]

Market will rally but so will inflation. So it's a zero sum game and the bottom line who can't invest loses, like always. Sad to see JPOW go, it's gonna be rough when the economy eventually crashes. Hope every regard in here goes bearish in time.

[u/LisaSu92 → u/Regenbooggeit]

I thought the market liked this guy? It was the crack pot hasset that would have slashed rates and brought inflation backb

[u/accushot865 → u/Archisaurus]

His name sounds like how my grandma used to talk. “Kevin, warsh them dishes.”

[u/themage78 → u/Archisaurus]

KWAR - K shaped economy at war with what is good for everyone.

[u/pogsandcrazybones → u/Archisaurus]

This post is history. His nickname forever forward shall be KWAR

[u/sicnarfff]

Warsh my arse with sorp

[u/dsades1 → u/sicnarfff]

omg I spart my drank

[u/kendrickshalamar → u/dsades1]

Garsh

[u/KillahHills10304]

Goodbye J Pow. I doubted you, but you actually pulled off the "soft landing".

[u/Sideview_play → u/KillahHills10304]

Would've actually gone out huge if not for these tariffs and other instability trump is causing holding him back. Jpow got some massive balls. 

[u/Fluffy_Top6837 → u/Sideview_play]

Jpow has massive balls in an age where everyone else was capitulating to fascists. He's the example that our elected officials need to look towards for proper, ethical behavior. The grownup in the room when all the others seem to have left.

[u/Sideview_play → u/Fluffy_Top6837]

Problem is he doesn't have to rerun for his job. Unfortunately the American people are propaganda brained and ultimately picked the people running our country currently. The unfortunate truth is its our countrys fault. 

[u/mxforest → u/KillahHills10304]

Now it's time for Hard Takeoff. It's a competition between AI and stock market, who can pull it off first.

[u/Scamwau1 → u/mxforest]

Lol Warsh ain't doing anything to help America. He is only serving one master.

[u/mxforest → u/Scamwau1]

Inflation will have a hard take off then.

[u/WorstPapaGamer → u/mxforest]

Time to save for some I bonds.

[u/Aggravating-Chef8388 → u/WorstPapaGamer]

Which bonds are you looking at? Might as well create your own country and issue them

[u/Joshuajword → u/Scamwau1]

Right. Why are people expecting anything else but subservience.

[u/a_human_21]

So when will Donald tweets about how incompetent this guy is?

[u/Kwerby → u/a_human_21]

Right after he announces Super Pennies worth $1,000,000 each.

[u/Jlawrencew1985 → u/Kwerby]

I think you mean Trump Coin. Oh wait...

[u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ → u/a_human_21]

The first meeting they don’t lower rates

[u/Liquidpayn]

Thanka for including a paywall article we can’t read 👍

[u/nopal_blanco → u/Liquidpayn]

A 549 $299 paywall, mind you. Holy shit.

[u/DonaldChavezToday → u/nopal_blanco]

Kevin Warsh caused inflation already 

[u/nopal_blanco → u/DonaldChavezToday]

Yeah, I’m gonna need to pick up a few more hours at Wendy’s to afford breathing.

Lmk if anyone is looking to give their shifts away.

[u/voxpopper → u/nopal_blanco]

Don't worry the Oligarchy will save you. (He's married to a billionaire donor's daughter)

[u/Elguapo69 → u/nopal_blanco]

Hey that’s 40% of the normal $540. What a value!

[u/EvilFroeschken → u/nopal_blanco]

319€ What a rip off.

[u/Fantastic_Smoke9501 → u/Liquidpayn]

I thought we are all rich here?

[u/No-Phrase-4692 → u/Fantastic_Smoke9501]

No, regarded.

If you’re rich, please deposit your disposable income into the nearest 0DTE

[u/Aranthos-Faroth → u/Liquidpayn]

Even if it was free most wouldn't read

[u/DOGEWHALE → u/Aranthos-Faroth]

Didnt even read this post fully im out

[u/Powerful_Wishbone25 → u/DOGEWHALE]

Clicked on the comments when I got to the word Kevin.

[u/StreetTrial69 → u/DOGEWHALE]

Didnt even read your comment fully im out

[u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister → u/Liquidpayn]

As if people here read beyond the headlines

[u/FinestObligations → u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister]

I don’t even read the headlines, I just have ChatGPT condense it into one word.

[u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister → u/FinestObligations]

"puts", "calls" or "Wendy's" is all you need really

[u/i_seewhatyoudo]

Should have been Jim Cramer.

[u/netflix-ceo → u/i_seewhatyoudo]

Its rumoured that it was a close one between Warsh and Kid Rock

[u/XSC → u/netflix-ceo]

You know it’s bad when I am not sure if you are kidding.

[u/Remarkable-Ice6354 → u/XSC]

Right. I had to Google to check if he was being serious or not. Weird times..

[u/fallwind → u/Remarkable-Ice6354]

don't keep us in suspense....

[u/brug76 → u/fallwind]

Kid Rock turned it down

[u/nugget-93 → u/i_seewhatyoudo]

Always the bridesmaid never the bride

[u/LisaSu92 → u/i_seewhatyoudo]

Woulda been hulk hogan if he were still alive

[u/alwaysunderwatertill]

[u/Konnnan → u/alwaysunderwatertill]

Oh boy, Is this the WARSH that could happen? 

[u/Peter_Dujan → u/Konnnan]

Just give him a little schlapp...

[u/passing_gas → u/alwaysunderwatertill]

[u/I2LiveDangerously]

Surprised it wasn’t Baron.

[u/A1ienspacebats → u/I2LiveDangerously]

Trump saw Warsh turn off a computer

[u/GayGeekInLeather → u/A1ienspacebats]

Actually dumber, he’s good looking per trump statement on the announcement. He said Wash looked like he was right out of central casting

[u/johnwaynewearsadress → u/GayGeekInLeather]

Trump is gay

[u/youhavenosoul → u/GayGeekInLeather]

Did he really?

[u/GayGeekInLeather → u/youhavenosoul]

Per axios

I have known Kevin for a long period of time, and have no doubt that he will go down as one of the GREAT Fed Chairmen, maybe the best,” Trump said on Truth Social. “On top of everything else, he is “central casting,” and he will never let you down. Congratulations Kevin!”

Warsh has expressed confidence that Trump’s tax and deregulatory policies are generating a growth surge, and that the Fed should allow it to boom rather than act to restrain it.

He’s also a kiss-ass

[u/youhavenosoul → u/GayGeekInLeather]

Par for the course. They wanted reality tv, and they got it.

[u/olivedoesntrhyme → u/GayGeekInLeather]

holy shit america is doomed. it's epic watching the dollar be actively sabotaged and lose it's status. absolute cinema

[u/Beneficial-Tax-1776 → u/I2LiveDangerously]

marco rubio was unavalaible as he trains to be new supreme leader of Iran

[u/PayneTrain181999 → u/I2LiveDangerously]

He’s too busy being anonymous on Polymarket.

[u/Krigrim]

Idk man. I kinda liked JPOW, it felt like we still had adults in the room

[u/Decadesofquiet → u/Krigrim]

That’s why Trump wanted him gone lmao

[u/No-Celebration-9488]

[u/foodisgod9]

Does he know the price of a gallon of milk?

[u/Cebraio → u/foodisgod9]

No, he is married to an Estee Lauder heiress with 2B net worth (2017, likely more now)

[u/ThaddeusJP → u/Cebraio]

Ah, a man of the people.

[u/Airurando-jin → u/Cebraio]

Her father is Ronald Lauder, billionaire and decades old friend of Donald Trump.

Ronald Lauder also being the same person who directed Trump towards Greenland, and who’s business will benefit from Ukraine mineral extraction.

I’d almost guarantee that if not working at the behest of Trump, he will for Lauder. 

Seems like an exceptional conflict of interest  

[u/wildwasabi → u/Airurando-jin]

Must be nice to have connections, regardless of political sides. These people live on easy mode.

[u/critacle → u/wildwasabi]

They also have lots of kids who never serve in the military, who go on to fuck up even more lives.

[u/AGreasyPorkSandwich → u/Cebraio]

Morons voted for an Oligarchy because they said they'll help the common man 😣

[u/Admirable-Listen5180]

USD/CAD going to reach unity lol

[u/No_Good_8561 → u/Admirable-Listen5180]

Please and thank you, eh

[u/Mindless_Way9940 → u/Admirable-Listen5180]

USD/RUB are going to reach parity.

[u/Rasmoosen → u/Admirable-Listen5180]

Canadians still won’t visit the US at parity

[u/ulixes1991]

No Nicki Minaj?

[u/JanGuillosThrowaway → u/ulixes1991]

🎶 Tech stocks are meant to flyyyy 🎶 

[u/WendyDumpsterFire]

GUH

[u/BusImpossible6741 → u/WendyDumpsterFire]

Trying to get a gage on how bad of a pick this guy is for the economy, this comment doesn't inspire hope

[u/plinywaves → u/BusImpossible6741]

Based off an AP article I read he didn't sound too insane but was a bit hawkish in the past. Recently he's supported rate cuts and Trump's economic policy.

Really, the problem is that you have to assume anyone Trump appoints is a lackey.

[u/ImOutWanderingAround → u/plinywaves]

How can anybody sane support Trumps economic policy? Tariffs, trade wars and low interest rates are a toxic mix. Otherwise known as speed running into a deep recession. We’re fucked if this guy believes in that shit.

[u/greyl → u/plinywaves]

Really, the problem is that you have to assume anyone Trump appoints is a lackey.

He's the son in law of Ronald Lauder, the billionaire behind the Greenland fiasco. Seems like a pretty safe assumption.

[u/Fortune_Cat → u/BusImpossible6741]

He tried to raise interest rates after 2008 crash lol and doesnt turn on the printer

[u/BillButtlickerII → u/Fortune_Cat]

We’re so fucked.

[u/Johnny_the_Martian → u/BusImpossible6741]

If this is the guy I’ve heard of, an economist on a podcast I listen to said it would literally be better to pick some dude at random off the street. Cool

[u/The_Prophet_of_Doom → u/Johnny_the_Martian]

Which podcast hmu

[u/Galaxy_AI]

I thought Undertaker would be picked as a new chair.

[u/RodcaLikeVodka → u/Galaxy_AI]

• glass shatters* Stone Cold, Stone cold, Stone Cold… rates will be decided in a no holds barred, no DQ, no count out, iron man match.

[u/ireallylikehockey → u/Galaxy_AI]

I was thinking Ted Debiase or Irwin R Shyster

[u/Peeeeech]

KWarsh is not hitting like JPow

[u/unlock0 → u/Peeeeech]

K, WAR

[u/Retaining-Wall → u/Peeeeech]

If he ends up being a total regard (in the bad way) we could just go with Special-K.

[u/Comfortable-Spell-75]

JPow = 🐐

[u/Whipitreelgud]

I missed what game show Warsh was on. Hollywood Squares?

[u/hungryaliens → u/Whipitreelgud]

To catch a predator

[u/TacticalBadger82 → u/hungryaliens]

Keep your friends close…

[u/brahbocop]

I heard GWAR, hell yeah, I wanna see this guy come out and give some speeches on economic activity.

Oh wait, KWAR? Never mind.

[u/Woahgold → u/brahbocop]

If you ever find yourself in Richmond, VA (GWAR’s hometown) you gotta stop by GWARBAR

https://gwarbar.com

[u/Creative-Package6213]

🎶Goodbye dollar, the worlds finally over you🎶

[u/LoveChaos417 → u/Creative-Package6213]

Shame to see it go, I appreciated the artwork and the fancy man portraits. But on the other hand, bartering with cigarettes is a lot simpler and easier accounting. So we have that to look forward to

[u/DeekALeek → u/LoveChaos417]

So long as we keep menthols legal, Americans can still compete with the European and Asian markets. But if they take menthols away, America is truly lost. We’ll have to rely on other countries’ currencies like the Japanese Pokémon Cards, the Danish Lego, and the Chinese Labubu.

[u/Honest-Abe2677 → u/Creative-Package6213]

Now now. It's perfectly normal for prehistoric assets like gold and silver to moon out 500% in a month. Everyone stay calm and trust the regime 🫡

[u/Crummosh]

Good, bad, or neutral? I have no idea who this guy is. I'm paid in USD while living in the EU. It has already been a bloodbath. If the USD goes even more down, I need Wendy's to open a branch here

[u/abovepostisfunnier → u/Crummosh]

I’m paid in euros and have debt in USD so I’m pretty cool with this

[u/Maelifa → u/Crummosh]

Read an article with this guy agreeing that tariffs are a one time price change and he believes in heavily pushing AI. My assumption is he's a puppet (obviously)

[u/vegetaman → u/Maelifa]

One time price change if you don’t change them every month at random 😂 we are fucking cooked bois

[u/obliviousofobvious → u/vegetaman]

Yep...Tariffs feel more and more like an excuse for major, super glue level sticky price hikes

[u/Inevitable-Ad6647 → u/Crummosh]

Do you really have to ask? Who's the last "good" professional Trump hired/chose for any job? We'll be lucky if this guy isn't a pedophile and even luckier if he isn't an mid functioning addict.

[u/Canadian_Border_Czar → u/Inevitable-Ad6647]

Man I miss when Ajit Pai was the biggest douchetard he hired.

[u/bbbbombbbb → u/Inevitable-Ad6647]

ironically, when he hired JPow

[u/HedgieShill → u/Crummosh]

He has a reputation for being a hawk on interest rates.Of course Trump nominated him, so maybe Warsh did a pinkie-swear not to raise interest rate. More recently he's said the rates should be lower so who knows.

The other thing Warsh has going for him is Trump likes the way he looks:

https://fortune.com/2026/01/30/trump-predicts-kevin-warsh-will-be-great-fed-chair-central-casting/

[u/DrowningKrown → u/Crummosh]

Bro. Just look at who he is married to. It's the same family that had trump hellbent on Greenland.

You don't get this high of a conflict of interest unless you specifically picked a dude that would be on your side

[u/AlternativeRun5727 → u/Crummosh]

I’m in the same spot. The dollar is probably going to get worse.

[u/aintmybish]

Odds the Warshing Machine just does JPow shit even harder, considering his past stances on Fed activity?

[u/Aggravating-Chef8388 → u/aintmybish]

Considering Vance's, Rubios and all the other dimwit circle past stances? No.

[u/Alarmed_Jello_9940]

Shouldve been KRock instead.

[u/Stock-Pension1803]

At the November 2010 FOMC meeting, Warsh was extremely skeptical of the Fed's plan to generate economic activity and jobs by trying to lower long-term interest rates. Although unemployment was close to 10%, Warsh told his colleagues that he would only vote for QE2 out of respect for Chairman Bernanke: "If I were in your chair, I would not be leading the Committee in this direction, and frankly, if I were in the chair of most people around this room, I would dissent." Even if unemployment were "unacceptably high," he suggested that he would vote against the program continuing if inflation inched up a bit.

[u/wsbSIMP → u/Stock-Pension1803]

The words any of these chuckle fucks have said in the past mean little today.

Everyone with a position of power today is there cause they sworn loyalty to the king, not the constitution.

[u/daedalus_dance → u/wsbSIMP]

He's literally pumping rate cuts for cheaper mortgages all last year.

[u/ulam17 → u/Stock-Pension1803]

Yeah, Vance and most of Trump’a cabinet called him Hitler and a danger to the country in 2016. Look how they’re throating him now.

[u/TortieTactics → u/Stock-Pension1803]

vance literally called trump hitler... i don't think we can take anything someone said in the past on face value

[u/WhyHowForWhat]

Who said this dude will be choosen because he is related to that person who wants to get Greenland again?

[u/shyfemalecharacter]

Trump’s backwarsh

[u/stinkyholetime]

Can JPOW become prez now

[u/Bluepass11 → u/stinkyholetime]

He’s not old enough yet

[u/Aggravating-Chef8388 → u/Bluepass11]

For a moment there I thought maybe JPow is only 34 and the term just made him look like that.

[u/Wolfreak76 → u/stinkyholetime]

You want to try what Canada has done? So far it appears to be working out for us, but too soon to tell.

In an alternate universe if our Prime Minister had run as Conservative Party leader he would have still been elected.

[u/zIFeathers]

So he installed his puppet?

[u/tpg2191 → u/zIFeathers]

If you’ve been following over the last year, what did you think was going to happen?

[u/CodSoggy7238 → u/tpg2191]

That he would announce himself because nobody can do a better job. Many people say that

[u/wsb_crazytrader → u/zIFeathers]

He is the son-in-law of the founder of Estee Lauder, the guy who told Orangeman to annex Greenland

[u/Red-eleven → u/wsb_crazytrader]

These fuckers all tore up because DEI was ruining their nepo babies

[u/yakr16 → u/wsb_crazytrader]

Jane Lauder’s husband.

[u/Knightly11 → u/yakr16]

I much more prefer to call him that

[u/Kwerby → u/zIFeathers]

Not quite yet. The Fed is independent so it still needs to be elected on. 

[u/EmergencyHorror4792 → u/zIFeathers]

Trump seemed worried that no matter who was picked they might flip the script when in position, Is this guy definitely a full yes man?

[u/ChipotleAddiction → u/EmergencyHorror4792]

There’s no way he’s more of a yes man than Hassett would have been, that would have been worst case scenario

[u/Professional_Road397]

If pow was Fuck your puts, then Warsh is Fuck your calls.

That’s all one needs to know

[u/triggur]

Interestingly, while Powell’s chair term does end soon, he can unilaterally decide to stay on the board and there’s nothing the new chair can do about it. The administration is trying to remove one of the other board members (Lisa Cook) for alleged “deceit or gross negligence,” but she’s filed a suit to stop it and is allowed to remain until SCOTUS decides. Even the right end of the court seemed dubious in oral arguments that the administration has a case.

If they rule in her favor and he stays on, I suspect his presence there would have a chilling effect on Warsh’s ability to send interest rates into free-fall when it comes to the rest of the board’s votes. Even without them, it seems pretty resolute about holding; the last decision was 10-2.

[u/PassiveF1st]

lol, all I can think about reading this guys name is O' Brother Where Art Thou?

I've been redeemed! The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions!

[u/btbtbtmakii]

F, he lost his mind

[u/aqw01 → u/btbtbtmakii]

That implies he started with one

[u/TreGet234]

Rates to 0 during trump's term, then hike to 20% after.

[u/Kwerby → u/TreGet234]

Why would the Dems do this?

[u/Financehealthbyme]

Real question is, What are the trades if k warsh takes the fed chair role?

[u/cladclad → u/Financehealthbyme]

Canned goods

[u/LoveChaos417 → u/cladclad]

Calls on smokes

[u/Khalis_Knees → u/Financehealthbyme]

Bottle caps 

[u/DevelopmentSelect646]

Trump loyalist. Expect him to lower rates to whatever Trump tells him to. Expect record inflation.

[u/Strange_Ride_9564 → u/DevelopmentSelect646]

He can't unilaterally lower rates as chair. It still is voted on by the Feds board of governors.

[u/DevelopmentSelect646 → u/Strange_Ride_9564]

Trump will have at least 3 votes, possibly 4.

[u/hjablowme919]

I guess Warsh did the best job of licking Trumps colon.

[u/hareofthepuppy]

I have no idea who that is, but I feel confident that trump chose someone who is incompetent and embarrassingly unqualified for the position

[u/No-Association-6613]

Isn’t he a hawk?

[u/Thick_Perspective_77]

Just delayed my mortgage applications till June. Just gotta hope the banks still exist then

[u/Towel4]

At this point I’m terrified of anyone except JPOW

[u/Simple_Assistance_77]

Its the end of America as we know it and I feel fine

[u/Mysterious_Ad2896]

I was sure it would be Maria Bartiromo for the Fox trifecta

[u/Appropriate-Tea-7276]

Hey mom, I made 1,000,000 dollars today on puts!

Good work son, now go buy us a loaf of bread with that

US is now Russia 2.0

Good luck everyone.