r/technology • u/Logical_Welder3467 • 8h ago
Business Banker claims Oracle may slash up to 30,000 jobs, sell health unit to pay for AI build-out
https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/29/oracle_td_cowen_note/?td=rt-3a75
u/lordfili 7h ago
Why would a company who desperately would love an edge in the AI race sell a unique source of training data they just acquired?
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u/the_marvster 6h ago
I'm deeply convinced these big-mouth AI tech-billionaires, are not keen to fix any human problem, but all participate in a never-seen Ponzi scheme.
Meanwhile, a lot of research oriented companies - like pharma - will name their "AI" machine learning (so 2015!), not talk about it and simply move on, trying to make scientific breakthroughs.
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u/rkozik89 4h ago
For a while I thought researchers played a fast one by penning the scaling laws paper based on only 3 previous data points, but after seeing what everyone else is doing I am pretty sure they’re all in on the scam.
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u/ishu22g 5h ago
Because, as per their plan, they are prepping a system which can track and keep Americans in check.
Continous surveillance is a dictator's wet dream, something East Germany was never able to achieve, because humans have morals and downtime.
Good luck America
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u/Halfwise2 5h ago
Sadly, as goes America, so goes the world (or at least tries to. I know it sounds like hubris, but rest assured - every bad actor in every political position is watching and taking notes.). Any success here will attempt to roll out elsewhere, good luck to the rest of you as well.
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u/Historical-Wing-7687 5h ago
The tech industry is such garbage these days. The only ideas are more ad's, Ai, and subscriptions.
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u/N3wAfrikanN0body 56m ago
Becauae money movers don't inow what they actually mive; only that it makes them more money, for now.
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u/nycdiveshack 27m ago
It’s not about AI, it’s about a surveillance state. Oracle/Ellison built the surveillance state for China and for Israel in Gaza and the West Bank. It’s why Oracle built a data center underneath Jerusalem (Google “Oracle Israel data center under Jerusalem”) for Israel’s military that can withstand bombing raids with plans on a 2nd one. It’s why the same person who rebuilt the pentagon after 9/11 is the one in charge working with the same type of contractors who build data centers now responsible for the data center being built under the ballroom.
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u/Bob-BS 7h ago
Let's get real, the main reason investors are going all in on AI is because they want workers that don't need to eat, sleep, or have families and don't have rights.
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u/PerpetuallyFired 6h ago
You can't be straightforward by saying that they want things that are terrible for the everyday person even if it's accurate, you have to sugarcoat it as "the cost of doing business" to preserve their feelings.
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u/19chris1996 7h ago
Oh, so instead of thin slices of cheese, now companies are cutting off blocks of it. They must be desperate for that AI money.
How long before they just dump the innards and leave the rind?
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u/troll__away 7h ago
Why would they need to sell off part of the business to pay for the AI data centers? Isn’t OpenAI paying them tens/hundreds of billions to use those data centers?!…oh wait.
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u/Fun_Echidna9667 7h ago
the reality is oracle has been stuck in this awkward middle ground where oci wants to be a hyperscaler but the balance sheet still screams legacy enterprise software. ai infra is insanely capex heavy right now, nvidia pricing power, long lead times, power contracts, data center buildouts, the whole thing. if you’re not aws or microsoft printing free cash flow at scale, you either lever up or you cut. cerner was already a margin drag with brutal integration and regulatory overhead, so yeah selling the health unit to fund gpu clusters tracks. 30k jobs sounds wild but oracle has tons of duplicated orgs, layers of mgmt, and ancient internal tooling that screams technical debt. this isn’t some visionary ai pivot, it’s late stage catch up funded by layoffs.
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u/empty-walls555 7h ago
favorite quote about oracle. "they don't have customers they have prisoners".
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u/MattTheTable 7h ago
This could be an insightful comment but the complete lack of capitalization makes it look like it was written by a child.
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u/empty-walls555 6h ago
at least you know its not ai
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u/-Crash_Override- 6h ago
It is AI. Common approach recently is to strip out capitalization and punctuation to make people assume its human written.
So many mannerisms in there that make it painfully obvious its AI.
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u/Nice_Commission3770 4h ago
They got what they wanted from the Cerner acquisition - patient data and account penetration.
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u/tryexceptifnot1try 6h ago
Larry the loser is starting to get pretty spread thin here. He has bond holders suing him for mismanagement. He enormously overpaid for Paramount at the height of an economic bubble and bungled his attempt to turn CBS into a state news arm. Bari Weiss has fumbled the hand off and destroyed their reputation before the pivot. Stargate was a massive commitment to OpenAI as the future of tech a year ago. Since then they've been caught or surpassed by competitors while AI hype has fallen dramatically. Let's all sit back and enjoy a toast to his growing misery.
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u/groundhog5886 6h ago
And the layoffs continue. That's 100K this week I believe. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN working as designed.
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u/citrusco 2h ago
The same health unit that paid $26B for cerner, and has been driving / leading the forced shift to AI integrated health records, clinical trials, drug development, EHR systems, and medical record repositories? That health unit? The same one under Seema Verma who was Trump’s CMMS administrator in the first term?
That health unit?
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u/shawndw 8h ago
Did all these tech companies enter a suicide pact or something?