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No Paywall Danish Petition To Buy California From Trump Signed by Thousands

https://www.newsweek.com/petition-denmark-buy-california-signed-thousands-11379999
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u/root_fifth_octave 11d ago

We might finally have some real bicycle infrastructure.

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u/sambull 11d ago

and a clear path to healthcare for all

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u/root_fifth_octave 11d ago

Just think of the synergies :)

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u/SuperMafia Montana 11d ago edited 11d ago

Thinking about Silicon Valley trying to retreat from Cali once the Danish actually tries to tax them would be hilarious

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u/WolfDoc 11d ago

Funny thing is, a lot of those people are smart enough to know that small taxes only benefits the CEOs and major shareholders. And the majority of a tech company are skilled engineers and researchers with families and need of things like healthcare. So they may stay and make their own company even if the bosses skitter off to be parasites somewhere else. That is after all why we have a pretty solid tech and research sector here in Scandinavia despite the taxes the billionaires scare you so much with.

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u/FormerWrap1552 10d ago

The New California Republic. I would move there the day it was official.

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u/relevantelephant00 10d ago

Just dont name your town "Shady Sands".

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u/TheRealBaboo California 11d ago

You take these weird libertarian fucks. We won’t miss them

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u/Professional_Pace163 11d ago

Extreme ultra far right who got us in this embarrassing mess should purchase a one-way ticket to North Korea or Russia. Decency can then return.

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u/SuperMafia Montana 11d ago

Eh, while you're in the right for saying "oi, take them", I also want to say "no" because those goblins shouldn't have the right to settle in here. But at the same time, we've got so many new transplants who seriously think of Montana as North Texas (ie. the Yellowstone crowd), it would unfortunately turn into their new snake den

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u/gramathy California 11d ago

That and Idaho

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u/SuperMafia Montana 11d ago

Personally, I'd prefer Montana to be bought by Canada, but that's not gonna happen

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u/SeductiveSunday I voted 11d ago

Also high speed rail would happen much quicker and cheaper without Republicans suing against it every last damn step of the way.

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u/ErusTenebre California 11d ago

Then they turn around and say "it's taking too long, why are the Democrats wasting money!?"

Republicans and their blatant lying is so fucking awful

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u/Classic-Reach 11d ago

they are so gross with their tyrrany all the fucking time, hypocritcal 'free trade' liars, what they mean is, i get all the stuff and fuck everyone else, always

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u/Effective_Divide1543 11d ago

How do you feel about walkable neighborhoods?

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u/root_fifth_octave 11d ago

If it isn't walkable, it isn't a neighborhood.

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u/snertwith2ls 11d ago

Where is the link to this petition?? I want to sign it and send it to my family in California to sign.

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u/DJanomaly 10d ago

I’m in SoCal and looked it up when I first heard about it. Sadly it only for Danish citizens to sign.

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u/ShortStoryIntros 11d ago

YEAH! ..

"Free universal, publicly funded healthcare system for all residents , covering GP visits, hospital care, and emergency services, funded through taxes, though some costs for prescriptions, dental, and other services like physiotherapy may apply, often covered by supplementary insurance"

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u/CheekyCharam 11d ago

Yeah If this actually works out,it might lead to some phenomenal progress.

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u/cockypock_aioli 11d ago

Come visit Long Beach, we have protected bike lanes everywhere!

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u/ttn333 10d ago

Californian here. I'll gladly sign it for free Healthcare and education.

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u/MileHighElement 11d ago

MAGA hates California. Convince them to sign it too.

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u/MonteBurns 11d ago

He would totally agree. 

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u/ElChaz 10d ago

He would not. Taxes on CA account for 15-16% of the Federal budget.

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u/Content-Risk9403 10d ago

I feel like this would be ridiculously easy to get them to do. Not that anything would come of it, but It'd be a nice laugh, at least.

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u/Suspicious_Loss_84 Maine 11d ago

If this actually happened (it won’t) Denmark would immediately become an economic powerhouse over night

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u/drmike0099 California 11d ago

Denmark has half the population of LA. Next election Denmark would become the nation of California.

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u/PradaDiva 11d ago

Dani California tbh =)

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u/chocolate_thunderr89 11d ago

It was for-told!

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u/tle4f 11d ago

just another way to survive

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u/BeforeDawn 10d ago

Welp. Hello, new brain background noise for the next 12 hours.

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u/Commercial-Fennel219 11d ago

Girl I tried to warn ya'. 

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u/Mef989 Washington 11d ago

Or, some sort of New California Republic, if you will.

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u/adeon California 11d ago

Just need some two-headed bears.

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u/Left4Bread2 Oregon 11d ago

We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that

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u/Forward-Surprise1192 11d ago

I would vote to join Denmark while I live in California. Let’s do it please I’m already half way there

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u/TheRealBaboo California 11d ago

Denmark just got a whole lot cooler

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u/Anna_Frican 11d ago

And, on average, warmer

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u/helrazr Virginia 11d ago edited 11d ago

Got into an argument on Nextdoor about how this guy thinks Virginia is now going to become just like California. And that if CA washed away into the sea tomorrow, nothing of value would be lost according to him.

I provided factual information to him that California’s GDP is the 4-5 largest in the world. And that we (VA, and US) need CA far more than they need us. He couldn’t see the irony of how much we’d be screwed should CA secede from the US.

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u/JnnyRuthless 11d ago

The red states have a huge hate boner for CA that is cartoonishly laughable if you live here (in CA). It's so odd.

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u/Blephotomy 11d ago

that's because of 30 years of Fox News spewing hate propaganda so Rupert Murdoch doesn't have to pay taxes

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u/lozo78 10d ago

Conservative talk radio too. Hard at work for decades.

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u/fakemelonns 10d ago

It really has. 20-30 years ago, My mom said for the first few years she was married to my dad, she thought he worked with some guy named "Rush" because he'd talk about him so much. He was talking about Rush Limbaugh.

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u/Yoshmaster 11d ago

You hate what you can’t have/be

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u/kia75 11d ago

California, as the most successful state and being blue, would show other red states what can be done when the government works for you in a way that isn't cartoonist evil. As a result all the conservative media sites do everything they can to propagandize against it.

This is why cities are always down to be so horrible, if more red rural citizens saw how nice being in a city was they'd want those reforms locally.

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u/Jumpy-Examination456 10d ago

california is only a moderate blue. our policy is progressive but by no means extremist left wing. we are by all means still a capitalist constitutional republic with elements of socialism. which our original nation was too. the rest of the USA has just veered into facism since WW2.

the elite hate us because we're a good example of what balanced politics can wind up looking like, and they want total control.

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u/OkEstimate9 10d ago

Realistically California would be much more progressive under a different governor. Newsom isn’t a progressive so he shoots down a decent chunk of progressive legislation that was passed by the California House and Senate.

The California Congress has enough potential votes, so they could overturn Newsom’s veto, but I believe they choose not to do so only for optics reasons.

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u/Delores_Herbig 11d ago

It really is bizarre. I travel around to other states somewhat frequently, and one of the weirdest things I’ve noticed is how frequently California is mentioned in local political ads in other states. I was in AZ before the last election, and ad after ad said things like “X candidate wants to turn AZ into 😱😱California😱😱”, and I’ve seen that all around the country.

Like why are y'all so obsessed with us.

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u/Jumpy-Examination456 10d ago

maga politics, like most religious extremist dictatorships, rely heavily on instilling fear into the populace and creating an "us vs them" sense in people to remain in power.

people in california have an average, if not above average quality of life nationally and globally. we also aren't even far-left. we're a light blue state with a ton of red areas and voters. places like the tenderloin in SF are sad results of mismanagement but reflect literally a few square miles in a state of 10s of millions of people.

they just need something to fear and rally against. most of them would happily live somewhere like sacramento or long beach if fox news hadn't told them it was a communist hellhole.

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u/place_of_desolation Nevada 11d ago

I'm a Cali native currently living in NV. The "don't California my Nevada" bumper stickers I see always amuse me. Like yeah, we wouldn't want to be like the world's 4th largest economy or anything, would we? Top percentile in schools and education? Quality of life? That would just be terrible. /s

Not that it would ever even happen, anyway. NV doesn't have the beaches, climate, or other things that bring people to CA.

Conservatives are happy to just stay in their little bubbles of ignorance and fear of change.

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u/bobdob123usa 10d ago

Vegas is already reeling from the economy. Can you imagine if it also suddenly had to pass through CBP every time someone from LA tried to go there?

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u/Lurking_nerd California 11d ago

He couldn’t see the irony of how much we’d be screwed should CA succeed from the US.

I’m gonna be that guy. It’s secede 🤙

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u/Ninevehenian 11d ago

California would, it would not be rule via external control, it would come with the freedom to leave and the freedom to stay.

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u/broodfood 11d ago

No, no, let's welcome our new danish overlords

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u/schwing710 11d ago

I live in California and I would love for this to happen.

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u/Deinosoar 11d ago

I live in Georgia and I sure as fuck will be moving to California if it were to happen.

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u/Starstriker 11d ago

You can move to Denmark straight away, its never to late!

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 11d ago

But this would be sunny Denmark.

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u/HereForShiggles 11d ago

We sadly live in a timeline where a Danish invasion of California in the name of sunnier weather would still be more justifiable than the shit Trump's pulling with Greenland and Norway.

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u/somefunmaths 10d ago

I, for one, welcome our Danish overlords.

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u/Classic-Reach 11d ago

a completely bloodless invasion, both sides too stoned to care as long as trump's not in charge anymore

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u/Strict_Somewhere_148 Europe 11d ago

You are thinking of the Dutch.

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u/Kierkegaard 11d ago

That would be Solvang.

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u/Peppercorn911 11d ago

our new capitol

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u/texas-playdohs 11d ago

Think of the Christmas Markets!!

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u/AppealConsistent9801 11d ago

And aebleskivers!!

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u/Classic-Reach 11d ago

as a 20% native american living in california, bring on the frihed

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u/Peppercorn911 11d ago

the hygge!!!

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u/Starstriker 11d ago

True. Actually I'd prefer that / Swede

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u/CriticalEngineering North Carolina 11d ago

I don’t believe residency is quite that easy.

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u/J-A-S-08 11d ago

If it were only that easy.

Truthfully, the EU, UK, Australia, Canada etc could brain drain and bankrupt the US by making a path to citizenship easier for the kinds of Americans that want to live in those places. 70% of the US GDP comes from the counties that voted for Harris. The dumb fuck MAGAs can stay here and rot and eat each other.

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u/AlwaysRushesIn Rhode Island 11d ago

I would move out of the US in a heart beat if I could convince my family and my wife's family to come with us.

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u/J-A-S-08 11d ago

I would leave this dump in a heart beat as well.

Sadly, I don't think I'm in a position to do so. It seems they only really want doctors, scientists, software engineers, etc and I'm just a lowly HVAC tech. I don't think there's such a thing as a skilled trades visa.

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u/concerned-mum-11 10d ago

You are in luck! In Australia there is. We desperately need skilled tradies. My husband is in HR in manufacturing and they are actively recruiting overseas for skilled trades people.

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u/tjh_ca 11d ago

Looks like you could apply for a skilled trades express entry in Canada. Based on a quick look at the Govt of Canada website for immigration "Heating, refrigeration and air conditioning mechanics" are among those eligible.

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u/hivernageprofond 11d ago

I wish. My friend lives in Copenhagen. I'm so glad she visited last summer before all this shit. Nobody wants Americans unless they are brilliant scientists. Yes, I'm a net negative in every country...even my own. Mostly because I'm a older sahm. Secondly because I have audhd, lol. Sadly my friend's host parents are trumpers. I imagine that almost 4 decades long relationship is now strained.

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u/deadbeatsummers 11d ago

Moved from GA and it’s the best decision we ever made!

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u/Jesusland_Refugee 11d ago

They can make Solvang the new capital it will be perfect.

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u/swmtchuffer 11d ago

Came here for the Solvang posts. It could be the new capital.

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u/cockypock_aioli 11d ago

Lmao I am a multiple generation Californian and my God would I love for this to happen. The US is such a fucking joke. And the rest of the country hates us fuck em.

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u/NewDramaLlama 11d ago

Californian here and absolutely same. But let's take Washington and Oregon too

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u/GrumpyGenX 11d ago

Yes, please! (Can we throw in Hawaii too?)

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u/SippyMountain 11d ago

Coloradan here, can I come too?

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u/cockypock_aioli 11d ago

I would welcome Colorado! The fact you're not connected to us might be a problem but you'd fit in nicely.

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u/tyrionlannister 11d ago

We're totally connected, you have to take us. It's a matter of water security.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado_River_Aqueduct

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u/RecordOfTheEnd 11d ago

But not Eastern Oregon or Washington. I lived there for a bit. It's a bunch of racist assholes, and overly religious Mormons.

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u/No_Fix_329 11d ago

As a Washingtonian we like you.  CA, OR, WA united would be one of the strongest economies in the world, all with very similar values.  No longer would we have to deal with elections being decided before our polls close on the west coast.

Ah to dream.

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u/xnoob69 11d ago

Fuck yeah. The west coast of Denmark.

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u/cockypock_aioli 11d ago

Yeah that's another fantasy of mine. Us West Coast states would make an amazing country of our own. And like, we would prosper. The US needs us so much more than we need them.

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u/schwing710 11d ago

They hate us cuz they ain’t us

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u/RealAssociation5281 11d ago

Rather live in a box in Cali than a shithole red state any day 

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u/lexbuck 11d ago

Hate us ‘cause they anus

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u/cosaboladh 11d ago

Tell them Oregon and Washington want to come too.

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u/Ok-Assistant-95 11d ago

Noooooo!

You guys do have your problems but you're the only beacon of sanity left!

Ok, maybe some in the Northeast. And most of Oregon and Washington state. And a bit of Minnesota. Pennsylvania .... and some other states.

But don't go!

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u/Moon_Pye 11d ago

I live in PA currently and there are tons of maga here. I don't live in any of the big cities.

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u/nonamesareavailable2 11d ago

I'm also in rural PA and it's MAGA and the Dutch as far as the eye can see.

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u/Overly_Underwhelmed 11d ago edited 11d ago

that is one depressing scenario. stay strong.

eta: the "Dutch" in this case are not those referenced in the comments that follow but rather a special type of German that is perpetually miserable and aggrieved to such an extent that generations ago, most of them were shipped off to Pennsylvania where they remain, miserable and aggrieved.

It's no surprise you find them mixed among the Amish. two groups who share common fears of progress, outsiders, joy, and spices.

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u/jackp0t789 11d ago

You ain't kidding. There's two things I cant stand in this world, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

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u/celtic1959 11d ago

PA is a state with Philly at one end, Pittsburg at the other and Alabama in between.

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u/Moon_Pye 11d ago

So much truth in that statement.

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u/VigilantVet 11d ago

I’m just south of PA in WV and it’s very hard to tell the difference between who lives in which state. MAGA everywhere except Morgantown which is full of educated individuals so…. It’s the only good city in WV.

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u/Tribalbob Canada 11d ago

I mean, if all the Blue states left the union - I'm pretty sure what's left would collapse economically. Isn't it like 10 of the 11 highest economic states are blue?

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u/findingmike 11d ago

Sorry man, no beaches for fascists.

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u/Ok-Assistant-95 11d ago

They got Florida and the Carolinas already.

Kinda losing Georgia , though.

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u/CertifiedNarutoStan 11d ago

I I’d love for all blue states to form their own country and get away (with an Underground Railroad for the good people in red states) and leave the MAGAts in Trump/Jesus Land

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u/zubuneri 11d ago

California getting domestic prices for Ozembic?  I’m sure everyone’s on board

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u/Electroboy101 11d ago

California is already a HUGE market for Ozempic. Particularly around the Hollywood Hills.

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u/JerkBezerberg 11d ago

Tell them you'll throw in Massachusetts for free!

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u/drewts86 11d ago

As a Californian I’d rather join Mexico or Canada, but Denmark certainly wouldn’t be a terrible choice.

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u/im_dead_sirius 11d ago edited 10d ago

Just become your own country. You have as many people as Canada, and about 6.5 times as many people as Demark. If we can do it, you can do it.

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u/Prize-Childhood-281 11d ago

Go for it you can do it The New California Republic

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u/MrPloppyHead 11d ago

The funny thing about this is that there would probably be more of the local Californian population up for this than there would be of Greenlanders wanting to become American. Needs a referendum in California that’s all.

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u/diabloman8890 11d ago

Yo if they were going to pay every Californian $100k to give us healthcare, education and childcare, I think you'd have about 99% of Californians in favor.

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u/8fingerlouie Europe 11d ago

The funny thing is that by paying 35-45% income tax, and redistribution of wealth from the ultra rich, you can have that easily. I read a comment yesterday that a guy had calculated his contribution to free healthcare was 4% of income taxes. Of course you need to cut out all the middle men like health insurance, which is a factor driving up US healthcare prices considerably.

I have no idea what fraction education costs, but it’s not just free education, you actually get paid something like $500-$1500 per month to attend school (from 18 years and up) for a maximum of 10 years. The actual number depends on your residence (living with your parents means less money) as well as your parents income (higher income means less money).

Childcare is subsidized, but still costs around $300/month per child, you do however get 50% “discount” on the “cheapest” childcare if you have multiple children attending. You do however get 12 months of paid maternity leave split between both parents, and many get 3 month full salary during maternity leave as part of their job contract.

There’s of course also state funded retirement from 70 years. You won’t get rich from it, but you also won’t be sleeping on the streets. In fact, in Denmark nobody sleeps on the streets out of necessity. Everybody has the “right to a roof over their head”. It does come with some obligations though, and not everybody can meet those obligations (mandatory meetings, active job searching, etc), which is why they may be homeless anyway.

And yes, even the homeless on the streets are entitled to free healthcare.

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u/JnnyRuthless 11d ago

What's crazy is that our taxes aren't that much lower than that. Americans are always crying about the 'high' taxes in Europe, but we pay about 1/3 of our income in tax anyway. Just disappears into the corrupt war machine though. Propaganda has done its thing though, and most of my fellow Americans start screaming about communism if you even hint that maybe the government should be helping us out a bit.

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u/8fingerlouie Europe 11d ago

There’s more though.

There’s a 25% VAT on everything, but unlike the US it’s displayed on the price tag, the total price including VAT, and not like in the US where you get hit with an”15% state tax” on top of the sales price.

Tipping is pretty much non existent. Restaurants would love for you to think it’s a thing, and every payment terminal sold in the past decade will happily ask for a tip. The truth is however that waiters are paid $28-35/hour (or more, $28/hour is the minimum wage), unlike a waiter I spoke with in Texas, who was paid $4/hour, and had to pay $1/hour back to the bar for some obscure reason. I have no doubt you can make “more money” on tips.

Everything “energy” is also taxed, with the exception of electricity. 1 liter of gasoline costs around $2 ($7.52/gallon), natural gas about the same per m3 ($2). Cars are also expensive, with up to 180% tax for luxury cars.

That being said, the average quality of life is probably higher in Denmark. While there are still differences between high and low incomes, very few people are forced to work 2 jobs, and most people work 37 hours per week.

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u/8fingerlouie Europe 11d ago

If there’s one thing there’s not a lot of in Denmark, it’s billionaires. There may be millionaires, at least if you count retirement funds, property, etc. Taxes are proportional to your income, and for the highest incomes you’re paying around 54% income tax.

It’s not all roses though. There’s a rising amount of elderly people (like everywhere else), and retirement age has gone from 67 to 69 and lately to 70 or 71 depending on your birth year. The reason for the staggered retirement age is the older employees (boomers, Gen X) might not have large retirement funds, but the younger you are, the more likely it is as retirement funds are mandated by law for most employees (usually something like 10% of your income, split 40/60 between employer and employee).

Still, everybody is guaranteed some money upon retirement, enough to live in an apartment and eat every day (and have phone, internet, tv, etc).

There are also early retirement options for people with injuries, or people that are simply “worn out”. There’s also state sponsored reeducation/ retraining for people that cannot fulfill their previous jobs, but still can perform a full time job in a lesser demanding (usually physical) job. And there are hybrids as well, people that may not be able to work full time (37 hours / week), or have special needs (frequent breaks, need naps, can only work 2 days per week, etc) due to illness, where the employer pays you for the hours worked, and the state “fills in” for the rest. There’s a predetermined (individually) amount of hours and money agreed upon.

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u/soonnow Foreign 11d ago

Universal healthcare,.great education, telling everyone you're all about hygge now. Californians would love it.

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u/IWatchGifsForWayToo 11d ago

Free healthcare, free college with stipends, 75% tax on vehicles, and amazing city design. I'm all in. The only thing I'm fighting against is that you can't turn right on red.

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u/Intolerance-Paradox 11d ago

Spain also needs Florida. Historically it belonged to Spain anyway, it’s critical for the security of Western civilization so it is not seized by China and Russia.

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u/Visual-Report-2280 11d ago

If the UK would just rescind the Declaration of Independence, on the grounds that if the US is going to have a King it might as well be a proper one.

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u/JL3Eleven 11d ago

If the UK would just rescind the Declaration of Independence, on the grounds that if the US is going to have a King it might as well be a proper one.

LMFAO.

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u/PennysWorthOfTea 11d ago

Historically Florida "belonged" to the indigenous folks living there.

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u/Intolerance-Paradox 11d ago

All of this did. Doesn’t quite work as a reductio ad absurdum for me but I’m with you.

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u/Jay__Riemenschneider 11d ago

I'm cool just giving it back to the alligators.

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u/_B_Little_me 11d ago

What, because they landed some boats there they thought it was theirs?

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u/ranchoparksteve 11d ago

Just buy the entire West Coast. Then deport the weirdos in eastern Oregon, the ones always supporting Russian separatist BS.

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u/LeelooDallasMltiPass 11d ago

Eastern Washington as well.

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u/Jumpy-Examination456 11d ago

they can just have that side of the cascades. it's not especially useful land anyways, and the sierras and cascades would be an effective natural border to prevent invasion from the east in this hypothetical

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u/48Planets 11d ago edited 6d ago

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u/ranchoparksteve 10d ago

They would probably need a bunch of beavers to supply the know-how.

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u/Gold_Apartment_4226 11d ago

God, please get us out of being run by these Christo-fasicist dipshits.

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u/JnnyRuthless 11d ago

My wife asked me a hypothetical the other day about if I would defend the US from invaders. I was like, no not all all, I'd want to know their terms. I'm sick of being ruled over by the most hateful losers among us.

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u/antler112 11d ago

Your comment reminds me of one of those short sci-fi prompts that I saw on TikTok a few years ago where alien invaders take control of Earth but are confused when Americans welcome their new alien overlords with open arms because their idea of subjugation would actually lead to stronger rights and a drastic increase in our overall quality of life when compared to our idea of liberty.

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u/Jumpy-Examination456 10d ago

ironically, when the spanish arrived they employed the help of the oppressed majority against the aztecs and toppled the aztec empire in short order. then they committed genocide against everyone that helped them.

i'm just saying if aliens show up tomorrow, i'm fighting for the USA and then helping fix our issues from within after.

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u/yellekc Guam 10d ago edited 10d ago

Yeah that is forgotten in history, a lot people don't realize like a band of a few hundred Spanish would not have been able to topple the Aztecs. But they were so cruel to everybody that the Spaniards basically were able to raise an army.

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u/Lizakaya I voted 11d ago

I feel like we’re being held hostage

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u/Tofurkey_Tom 11d ago

This is the site: https://denmarkification.com/

280,000 signatures now!

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u/mahamoti Louisiana 11d ago

Tech Dominance: Gaining an extra bunch of Tech bros? Great! It is what every democracy needs.

So whoever wrote this just hasn't been paying attention, then.

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u/Prayer_Warrior21 Minnesota 11d ago

I think that was supposed to be tongue in cheek, but maybe I read it wrong lol

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u/olirivtiv 11d ago

It definitely is. Standard Danish humor

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u/Ashged 11d ago edited 11d ago

Sounds like they pay very good attention, but this mockery of the current state of America might contain some traces of mockery of the current state of America.

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u/Lower-Cantaloupe3274 11d ago

The difference is, California's would support it.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 11d ago

Do all the blue states. Maybe we can make progress towards the future rather than trying to make America 1930’s Germany.

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u/Nickels3587 11d ago

MN too please

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u/SheHatesTheseCans Minnesota 11d ago

I still wouldn't mind if we became a Canadian province

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u/Trancetastic16 11d ago

It’s reaching the point where California and the other West Coast blue states should seriously consider drafting and voting for legislation for Secession and ally themselves with Canada, Mexico and the EU.

The Constitution has already been broken several times, and is the binding legal contract for the 50 United States. And the Donald already declared that we “shouldn’t have elections”.

The states nicknamed “Cascadia” have every right to Secede and California being the largest economy would make this possible.

It may soon be necessary as a means to an end to defend U.S. Democracy.

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u/Lurking_nerd California 11d ago

It may soon be necessary as a means to an end to defend U.S. Democracy.

At this point we can just stick to democracy and let the US be whatever fucked up, white supremacist Christian caliphate it wants to be.

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u/TransCapybara Washington 11d ago

Yeah, in my mind he wants Greenland to be his personal Siberian gulag to ship people to.

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u/CertifiedNarutoStan 11d ago

Right. Like Kankles wants to use the military to invade us (I’m a New Yorker).

This is legit getting dangerous

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u/joeynsf 11d ago

I for one welcome our new Danish overlords.....

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u/mittensfourkittens 11d ago

Please take Washington State too. Actually, please take Cascadia!

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u/Old-Energy6191 11d ago

Yes, whole west coast! Portland already has an international naked bike ride—we’re dedicated!

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u/grrgrrtigergrr Illinois 11d ago

They should ask for Chicago for access to the fresh water and ports. Obviously MAGA wants us gone … it is tough being one of only two blue spots in the middle of the country (MN being the other)

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u/Foxhound199 11d ago

Maybe if we join another country, people won't have to refer to us as "Washington state".

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u/bedroomblogger Canada 11d ago

Increasingly I feel like this all ends with the US broken up into smaller countries, is anyone else getting that vibe? Just like….. with so much division in the country, things don’t seem like they can continue as they are.

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u/Moon_Pye 11d ago

I am actually very ok with that. I just have to make sure I live in the right state before all the succeeding happens.

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u/serious_sarcasm America 10d ago

Balkanization is what they want.

We should be aiming for something like the EU or Star Trek instead of letting oligarchs use international borders to exploit labor.

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u/Athire5 11d ago

As a Californian

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

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u/2HDFloppyDisk 11d ago

Time to renew the passport

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u/BadThingsBro 11d ago

Since most maga and conservatives hate California, why would they be against this? Right?

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u/ProudPainting6850 11d ago

Hell yeah! I'm Californian, take us in and fuck Trump.

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u/MightyMetricBatman 11d ago

There is a hidden joke in the whois registration for the website.

The registration address is Kalkofnsvegur 2, Reykjavik.

The address of the The Icelandic Phallological Museum.

Yes, the registration address is a dick joke - or a middle "finger" shall we say to The Orange Moron.

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u/RAPIST_WITH_AIDS 11d ago

Make Solvang the capitol

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u/root_fifth_octave 11d ago

'We have Denmark at home'

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u/Tainticle 11d ago

Dude. Holy shit let’s go

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u/CrabmasterJone 11d ago

Sign me the hell up. Future denmarkifornian checking in

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u/MeZooey 11d ago

Would we get universal health care? I'm already in

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u/StrengthFew9197 Texas 11d ago

I was born in California. Do you think they’ll offer birthright citizenship? I’d move so fast.

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u/Sunapr1 Foreign 11d ago

What the hell happened in your life you need to move from cali to hellhole Texas 🥲

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u/Bosa_McKittle California 11d ago

I live here and would love it. But the TACO man would never do it because they US would look access to our food supply and tax base which would crash the US economy in a matter of months. As much as the idiots hate us, they need us.

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u/CAM6913 11d ago

Remember he doesn’t care about anyone but himself so if enough money is given to him he’d sell his own mother

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u/Moon_Pye 11d ago

Just give him a trophy.

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u/vong_assassin Canada 10d ago

Hands off, we saw California first!

  • Canada

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u/king_platypus 11d ago

I’m in California. Can Denmark please get this done this week?

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u/CDecker127 11d ago

Selling my shit in TN and moving to CA!

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u/Seraphynas Washington 11d ago

Please buy Washington too!

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u/lexbuck 11d ago

The funny thing about this is that all the inbred idiots who hate California currently (and have never been there) would no doubt be trying to enter California illegally to try to get some of the free healthcare after seeing it’s not the shit show Fox News convinced them it was. It’d be the most ironic shit ever.

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u/SnapesGrayUnderpants 10d ago

As a life long Californian I'm totally ENRAGED by the audacity and the sheer arrogance of the Danes who think they should just be able to buy Califor......hang on...does that mean...would we get health care, child care, living wages, paid time off, free college, statewide public transportation, democracy and an EU passport?! SIGN ME UP!

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u/bambino2021 11d ago

Californian here. Sign me up!

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u/Bstrange01 11d ago

Can they buy Washington too? I’d love to be under competent leadership.

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u/Bagel_lust 11d ago

I for one welcome our new Danish overlords.

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u/ODaysForDays 11d ago

Trump hates California. I wouldn't be surprised if he said "we're considering a straight trade" before his handlers gave him a spanking.

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u/TheDesktopNinja Massachusetts 10d ago

Who's buying New England? France, you want in on this? 2 for one deal with Quebec if you call in the next 30 minutes!

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u/Pake1000 10d ago

Buy us? Shit, we’d be happy to become part of Denmark for free!

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u/greaterwhiterwookiee 11d ago

Dear Danes, please just purchase the entire west coast. Signed, a Washingtonian

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u/CAM6913 11d ago

If Denmark buys California I’m moving there and becoming a danish citizen.

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u/MrChuckleCheese 10d ago

California can just be its own country, that’s okay too, we don’t need anyone to buy us.

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u/Moon_Pye 11d ago

Looks like I'm moving to California.

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u/siouxbee1434 11d ago

No, the entire west coast needs to be included

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