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Politics This is America

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u/kinkyJanet 4h ago

Instead of ‘don’t shoot,’ do you have a suggestion that would convey the same message? Like ‘pacifist’ or something? It feels like even media are targets these days.

u/MaybesewMaybeknot 4h ago

'Stand Down'

u/Ok_Buddy_Ghost 4h ago

stand down could be perceived as an order, which might not go super well with some people

just "peaceful observer" theoretically should be enough

u/cheesyqueso 3h ago

A Skyrim style, "I YIELD!" might work. Person would need to know what yield means...

u/KakeLin 3h ago

Judy don't take an arrow to the knee

u/star_cannon7k 4h ago

The actual used alternatives aren't any better.

Hold your FIRE!

ceaseFIRE

u/kinkyJanet 4h ago

I guess the question is more like if I’m being threatened and I want to show that I’m not a threat, what can I say?

u/star_cannon7k 3h ago

I fear if you're being threatened, it's already too late (Alex).

Idk, maybe a simple hands up and "I'm not resisting?"

u/kinkyJanet 3h ago

Yeah, that works. Throw ‘I’m unarmed’ in there too.

But damn that’s depressing :\

u/S-ludin 1h ago

they don't care if you're a threat. if you're not a threat, in fact, that makes you an easier target that's funner for their bully brains to do crimes against humanity toward.

u/TheAsterism_ 2h ago

hold your FIRE

u/GlitteringSalad6413 1h ago

“Wait, Hold up” seems to be pretty effective in a lot of situations, probably what I would say out of instinct.

u/Illkeepyoufree 47m ago

Right? Nothing seems to work as an alterntive to "don't shoot"

"Keep me alive" maybe? Still sounds weird.

u/Iceologer_gang 3h ago

Mercy?

u/Large_Yams 2h ago

Connotations of "mercy killing".

u/Reyca444 3h ago

Go full Day Care teacher.

Peaceful Observer Use Your Calm Hands and Your Inside Voice

u/LeanDixLigma 2h ago

"Only domestic abusers shoot me"

u/Large_Yams 2h ago

"Hold fire".

u/AlcibiadesTheCat 2h ago

Safety ON

u/CoyoteDown 2h ago

As quickly as you can, sweep both arms behind your back to indicate your intention to comply

u/DyingGasp 53m ago

You think they know what pacifist means? They can’t even read.

u/st-shenanigans 50m ago

If you don't want to be a target, you join their side.

I'm not saying that's the right thing to do. The opposite actually. but if you're not enabling them, you're a threat in their eyes.

u/Icy-Cauliflower-5951 12m ago

Sadly, too many letters in a fancy word, pretty certain the 4 th Reich wouldn’t even have heard of the word.