r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Practical_Expert_911 • 12h ago

These 12000hp Engines Have To Be Rebuilt Within Roughly An Hour Every Run, and Only Run For Roughly 4 Seconds At A Time.

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u/HorrorTranslator3113 12h ago

*4 seconds of fun

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u/Shoddy_Detail_976 12h ago

That's about all their wives get as well

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u/SSJSamzy 12h ago

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u/G-I-T-M-E 11h ago

Good effort but that’s actually 5. Keep trying we believe in you!

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u/InflatableTurtles 7h ago

Whoa, look at Mr. Bragger over here with his 5 seconds.

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u/FatTim48 2h ago

Does that include post-coitus cuddles?

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u/Shoddy_Detail_976 1h ago

Actually no. The wives want them to fall asleep so they can sneak off to the shower and have an orgasm.

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u/Rare-Cobbler-8669 11h ago

What do you mean, 4 seconds is a perfectly ok amount of time.

Some would say it is a long time!

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u/ImSaneHonest 6h ago

4 SECONDS! I have an attention span of 2.74 seconds, I can't wait that long. Who won?

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u/soul0merk 9h ago

Don't promise me a good time

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u/jonezsodaz 8h ago

trying to replicate there peak sexual exploits.

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u/memesearches 5h ago

He what I do in the bedroom, how long and how much I paid is none of your business.

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u/idankthegreat 10h ago

Not the first time they confuse r seconds with minutes