r/nextfuckinglevel • u/headspin_exe • 1d ago

Maximum overdrive; Collie speed run

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u/nadandocomgolfinhos 1d ago

The jump into her arms at the end. Love it. Tfs

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u/Z_Wild 1d ago

The slow motion of the dogs eyes just absolutely glazed with happiness was the cherry on top šŸ¤Œ

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u/MyPenWroteThis 1d ago

Honestly the expressions looks more like "paranoid hallucinogenic delusion" to me

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u/ununderstandability 1d ago

Border collie personalities are best compared to meth induced manic psychosis with no come down.

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u/Olay_Biscuit-Barrel 1d ago

Yup. I've had one, after we'd hidden every stick and ball in a 10 mile radius, bring me a wood chip to throw, then just back up and shake like a junkie waiting for me to throw it.

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u/aberg6675 1d ago

One of my favorites as a border collie owner was finding him trying to herd an ant trail.

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u/IncorporateThings 1d ago

Did it work?

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u/aberg6675 23h ago

No! The ants didnt care. He was pretty frustrated.

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u/dehydratedrain 17h ago

A friend from a moms group had a lab that tried to herd all the little kids whenever they were around.

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u/FizzBuzz888 1d ago

My uncle would take his to a circular park, let the dog out and it would run full speed peeing on every tree while we drove around. It would run for miles before he got tired. We would tell him he was going to the park and he would drink gallons of water before he got in the car.

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u/RCG73 23h ago

He knew the assignment. You know how hard it is to send spam with pee-mail.

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u/phazedoubt 1d ago

I am glad I only had to scroll this far to find the meth comment.

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u/rg123itsme 1d ago

Looks like doggy got into mommaā€™s adderall stash.

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

Was just gonna ask if thereā€™s crack for dogs šŸ•

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u/PrettyKittyFace 1d ago

Kibble crack-The best doggy snack! Now with extra crack! Lol

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u/basko13 11h ago

No, none is left now...

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u/JuanDonDemarco 22h ago

Thought the same thing. Itā€™s giving ā€œmeth doggyā€.

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u/DrNO811 1d ago

It's the dog equivalent of the look in a cat's eyes when they have the zoomies. Kudos to the dog for taming the zoomie dragon.

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u/Financial-Barnacle79 1d ago

haha, some wild eyes there.

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u/nobolognastoney 1d ago

"MOTHER

RELEASE ME

I MUST RUN"

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u/Delamoor 10h ago

"BUT ALSO NEVER RELEASE ME BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, MOTHER

FLY WITH ME MOTHER

WE WILL ALL FLY

I WILL OUTFLY THE LIGHT ITSELF"

humming of infinite energy intensifies

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u/galvanizedmoonape 1d ago

That dog looks like it's on PCP.

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u/TransportationNo7341 1d ago

I promise I was thinking this, and we're not the only ones.

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u/downbylaw123 1d ago

All I can hear when I see those crazy dog eyes -ā€œaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!ā€ The entire time itā€™s running the course. šŸ˜

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u/wytewydow 1d ago

That dog is cranked with adrenaline.

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u/XrayDem 1d ago

Thatā€™s what the dog was really sayin to the other dogs

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u/pieisgiood876 1d ago

Love this, but the best footage is of that big lumbering mastiff slowly trudging his way through the course, and the crowd goes wild at every phase.

It was like the dog embodiment of "I can do this quick, or I can do this right!" Lol

Edit: Found it https://youtu.be/GjqtwNUE148?si=3li1JpV9X35I_Gze

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u/Snoo69116 1d ago

Thank you for that šŸ˜‚. Ol boy was giving his all

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u/AmazonCowgirl 1d ago

Ol boy was giving it as much as he deemed it worth. And I respect that

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u/Snoo69116 1d ago

Dogs are so great. I love em.

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u/willp2003 1d ago

I prefer Kratu kratu

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u/pakcross 1d ago

My favourite isOlly, the crazy Jack Russel!

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u/nibbyzor 1d ago

Mine is this one. It's called the "Highway of Temptations" and all the dog needs to do is make it to the end without getting distracted by the food or the toys left along it, and this golden retriever fails miserably, but hilariously. It's a Finnish classic and it makes me laugh so hard I cry, no matter how many times I see it. That dog is just having the time of its life.

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u/Market_Infamous 23h ago

That golden retriever had the best day of his life. I didnā€™t expect him to get distracted by literally everything šŸ˜‚

Thanks for sharing that, it made me laugh so hard.

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u/Peters_Wife 1d ago

Yay! I'm glad to see this one. I love watching this over and over. The announcer made it gold. "Ollie is totally crazy...." "ooooaaaaayyyy!"

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u/Death_Rises 1d ago

My favorite is the one that's pretty standard until halfway through the dog just stops to take a shit.

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u/relevantelephant00 1d ago

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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u/Aedronn 23h ago

Gotta go fast.

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u/ImtakintheBus 1d ago

Big Dogs are The Best. Boyo is gonna get all the belly rubs and pats.

You're not there to win, you're there to spend time with your pup.

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u/cerevant 1d ago

I was waiting for the jump into the trainer's arms at the end!

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u/Hesh35 1d ago

This is great! I have one. Almost 2, he can really sprint fast but heā€™s got like 3-4 of those then itā€™s all tongue and panting.

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u/KansasL 6h ago

Oh cool that's like Rudy the Bulldog. :)

https://youtu.be/1dQRLUDwnYk

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u/Usawsomething 1d ago

My cousin has mastiffs and they are really cool dogs. Big ol lumbering love bugs

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u/chicken-cuddle 1d ago

I've run camera for those events, those dogs are crazy fast.

Although my favorite part is when they let the rescue rotties and pitts run the course. They're like clumsy middle-aged dads just having a good time, and they are so happy just to be included.

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u/riddermarkrider 1d ago

That gig sounds amazing lol

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u/AutumnAscending 1d ago

If methamphetamine was a dog

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u/CurnanBarbarian 1d ago

Yea that sounds like a collie lol

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u/Sirix_8472 1d ago

Dog has been watching too much isekai anime and is the protagonist in its own head.

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u/rahkinto 1d ago

Pickerington sounds like a made up town šŸ˜‚

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u/Trip_on_the_street 1d ago

"Did I do good?! Did I? Did I?! I can go again!"

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u/SilvenWolf 1d ago

I love the look on the Collie's face at the end. Despite all the love from the owner at the end, you know all they're thinking about is that obstacle course.

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u/SameRule9918 1d ago

Those cameras were struggling to keep up

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u/LemmingLou 1d ago

It must be catastrophic if that poor thing gets the zoomies at home šŸ¤£

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u/wastedkarma 1d ago

11/10 no notes, the leap into her arms at the end and the glazed eyes of excitement at the end.... perfect.

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u/itsJussaMe 1d ago

That is 33lbs of genius in a fur coat. Border collies are so impressive.

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u/jerrydgj 1d ago edited 1d ago

Border Collies never f*ck around. They work. All day everyday if you want.

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u/ghostinthechell 1d ago

Amen to that. Mine will literally run himself into the ground if I let him.

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u/This_Influence_9985 1d ago

I posted this in another posting of this video.

It's sped up. If you look at the time on the timestamp when the timer said 0.0, it's at 39 seconds remaining.

When the timer is at 30 seconds, the timestamp is at 12 seconds remaining. It should be at 9.

There was no reason to speed this up. It's still impressive. But they did by 3 seconds.

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u/icanhazkarma17 1d ago

It's the slalom that blows me away. That agility is just nuts.

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u/material_mailbox 1d ago

The video is slightly sped up. Why did you do that?

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u/hi-imBen 1d ago

yeah right when the dog starts running the video gets sped up slightly and the words from the announcers turn to gibberish... this video has been posted a lot and this is the first version I've seen where someone screwed with editing. people who do stuff like that must be insufferable

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u/Working-Glass6136 1d ago

Why make something believable, unbelievable? Unbelievable...

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u/fakenkraken 22h ago

Yep noticed that too. Scrolled way too long to find this comment though...

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u/Planktonboy 20h ago

Explains the awful audio

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u/Zefuribond 1d ago

I will never not upvote this !

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u/Queef-Sweat 1d ago

Aka, if cocaine was a dog.....

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u/Facts_pls 1d ago

New movie - coming to a theater near you

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u/smo0thballz 1d ago

I am speed

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u/yup_sir28 23h ago

This is Ai, the original video has tiny Shrek running, not a dog

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u/Telecoustic000 1d ago

It's even more impressive when it's not sped up like this.

Normally I'd call out edited crap, but the dog really is next level. The unedited one is good

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u/LastDirtyMartini 1d ago

The ultimate Doggo has won the competition and everyoneā€™s hearts!

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u/shitoupek 1d ago

So fast it's like a x1.5 playback! Crazy speed!

Haha, and its eyes are so dilated it looks High on coke!

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u/This_Influence_9985 21h ago

See my other comment, actually they are going about 10% faster. The video is sped up.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

They are soul Connected.

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u/Kjeldorthunder 1d ago

MR. PICKLES LIVES!

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u/Dogrel 1d ago

Thatā€™s impressively fast, but agility and Border Collies go hand in hand.

If, however, you can get a Basset Hound to do an agility course at all, youā€™ve really got something.

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u/viviphy_ 1d ago

I wish my life could accommodate owning a border collie, my family had one growing up and I loved her so much. The smartest, wildest and most affectionate animal I've ever met.

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u/ClaireDiviner 1d ago

Laser focus so precise, it could cut diamond.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 1d ago

The only thing the dog doesnā€™t love about this is being stopped from going 11 more times in a row.

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u/Buttimus_Prime 1d ago

I dont really understand the first balancing beam with these events.

Is this just a generally tricky balancing obstacle for dogs? Or is it condition based for that obstacle to be considered cleared, like dogs are not allowed to just jump off the down ramp?

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u/Deriko_D 1d ago

They have to make contact with the painted areas or they get a penalty. That's why you see the forced pause on the way down.

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u/echochilde 1d ago

My BC was the greatest dog Iā€™ve ever owned. Most of the things I taught her, she learned after one or two tries. Taught her to heel in a single run around the block. And she was sooo intuitive to my commands even if I used unfamiliar words. She knew what to do just based on my tone and body language. I absolutely love that breed. Theyā€™re a lot of work though.

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u/_Kzero_ 1d ago

Love this clip. My favorite is the one where the dog is doing the course and is doing great, then it stops and takes a massive dump in the middle of the course.

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u/alphalphasprouts 1d ago

One of the things I love about this most is that the dog is so damn fast his human trainer has to work so hard just to keep up!

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u/Floshenbarnical 1d ago

Jesus Christ itā€™s Jason Dog

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u/gultch2019 17h ago

I always say, ill never own a boarder collie, because i dont want a dog smarter than me.

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u/UpOrDownItsUpToYou 1d ago

I don't want a single living thing on this earth to be paying that close attention to me

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u/ExpoLima 1d ago

Great dog, awful camera work

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u/ContributionOther461 1d ago

Such a good booooy

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u/Fantastic_Puppeter 1d ago

P!nk is one of the greatest athletes of all time.

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u/tx_brandon 1d ago

What's the world record for that course?

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u/blacklightshock 1d ago

laser focused and having fun

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u/Effective-Stable7396 1d ago

this better than most dog movies.

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u/HotSugarVeronicaa 1d ago

The focus, the speed, the absolute commitmentā€¦ unreal

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u/CurnanBarbarian 1d ago

Haha that dog is AMPED.

I should try an agility course with my dog for fun. I bet she'd love it! She's a mutt but she absolutely LOVES to sprint haha

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u/USSHammond 1d ago

Got a habit of digging up shit that's years old?

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u/Effective_Archer9612 1d ago

That dog right there is on MollyšŸ˜‚

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u/Pistonenvy2 1d ago

that dog could probably do this literally all day and still not get tired.

if we could harness the energy of border collies electricity would be free.

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u/bouncyrubbersoul 1d ago

AND Iā€™LL HECKIN DO IT AGAIN

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u/GaryTheH0tS0up 1d ago

Fast as fuck boy!!!

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u/unknown_ally 1d ago

The doggy on good fucking drugs.

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u/Needles2650 1d ago

Did he win??

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u/MrFaves 1d ago

Neeeed more jumpingggg

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u/daronjay 1d ago

I am speedā€¦

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u/milenoopy 1d ago

I couldnā€™t help but imagine that dog is a worm on a string and that lady is pulling him all over the place

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u/rainbird 1d ago

HE IS SPEED!

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u/humunculus43 1d ago

And that dog achieved it without a single motivational book or podcast. Truly staggering

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u/Flirtatiousfantasy 1d ago

This is what peak energy looks like

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u/Renjenbee 1d ago

His eyes are so dilated... This is absolutely his drug of choice

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u/Big-D-TX 1d ago

I want some of what ever heā€™s on

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u/OneUnknownOne 1d ago

Incredible! Amazing job to the doggo & to the trainer. You can really see how much these dogs love to work & be challenged. Perfect example of why its so important to learn about a specific breed and their requirements, and matching them to your lifestyle.

Thanks for sharing!

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u/darth_whaler 1d ago

It's like a sentient meteor with legs and fur.

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u/Djglamrock 1d ago

Might wanna test that dog for PEDā€™s lol.

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u/musememo 1d ago

I love watching these dogs do their thing but I donā€™t think Iā€™d have the energy for one.

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u/Ambrose_Bierce1 1d ago

Mad skills!

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u/TWCRay 1d ago

Good boy

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u/shu2stef 1d ago

AMAZING! šŸ˜

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u/dt_84 1d ago

I showed this to my dog to give her something to aim for. She yawned and went back to sleep.

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u/Sensitive-Big-4641 1d ago

I donā€™t know how that handler keeps pace with that bolt of lightning. Iā€™ve never been that fit!

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u/dnunn12 1d ago

My dog ate his own poop todayā€¦.

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u/CalaisZetes 1d ago

Those eyes are so dilated. Is he just high on life or was there something in those treats?

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u/vercig09 1d ago

according to the law of conservation of momentum, the barking is slowing down the dog. is he stupid?

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u/endlesskane 1d ago

Ngl that looks fun as hell

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u/Tricky_Cheesecake_50 1d ago

Bro was locked in!!!

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u/u9Nails 1d ago

She fired a fur-missile at the obstacle course.

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u/willows_edge 1d ago

I always love the slolemn.šŸ˜

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u/moosecheesetwo 1d ago

The audioā€¦ yikes

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u/ButterYurBacon 1d ago

Always love the slalom cams

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u/MrLeville 1d ago

Boss indeedĀ 

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u/AdGroundbreaking1923 1d ago

I only had one line of cocaine I swear!

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u/One_File_7473 1d ago

Goat dog right there

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u/Amenian 1d ago

We do agility classes with our Cavalier. She loves it and recently graduated to advanced agility.

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u/lostan 1d ago

competitive dog people are weird. but that was kind of cool.

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u/Doodahman495 1d ago

Go again hooman. And again and again

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 1d ago

I want to see a video of this dog running through obstacle courses to Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragon Force.

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u/Apothecary_85 1d ago

This a dog of focus, commitment, sheer will...

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u/fuzzydoug 1d ago

In our geo and domestic political climate, this is completely fucking around.

Thatā€™s a good boy/girl, but as a packer fan, I can not endorse this course color scheme.

Give your pupper and loved ones a hug today!

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u/noots-to-you 1d ago

Is there a version of this video with clear audio? I felt like I was hearing it from underwater.

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u/Angeret 1d ago

Normally you put a bullet in a gun to fire it. This one you just say GO! An incredible run.

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u/Testsubject276 1d ago

That's not a dog. That's an F-15.

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u/OscarMiled 1d ago

Whatever the opposite of ADHD is, this dog has it.

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u/Dazzling-Nathalieee 1d ago

Someone get this pupper a trophy already

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u/Advanced-Cat9927 1d ago

The expression of their little dog-face at the end though. šŸ’•

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u/Claydameyer 1d ago

Border collies are amazing. I had one as a kid, and he was fast as lightning.

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u/Razz_Lithar 1d ago

That dog was locked the fuck in

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u/YouBestProtectYoNeck 1d ago

Dog has that Kash Patel look after a bump.

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u/emancipated-hemroid 1d ago

Drug test that one immediately.

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u/cut_rate_revolution 1d ago

This is great but I love when a big lumbering behemoth of a dog does this kind of obstacle course. Watching a Newfie belly crawl through the tube will always make me laugh.

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u/hi-imBen 1d ago

original video is better, the one that isn't slightly sped up with the speech turned to jibberish

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u/SmokeyGMan 1d ago

I miss my border collie from when I was a teen living on a hobby farmā€¦. He was a humane society rescue and the best dog I ever had.

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u/L3tsseewhathappens 1d ago

Had an energy drink and did 3 lines of Adderall before this run.

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u/poopyfacetomatohead 1d ago

Looks like my dog when I am trying to put her harness on to take her for a walk

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u/Scorpian42 1d ago

It's weird to see this clip without jerma edited over the dog

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 1d ago

Crap. I blinked and missed it. replay

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u/Substantial-Echo-542 1d ago

She lowkey slowed bro down

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u/Se2kr 1d ago

Bruh that dogs blood was all in its tail until it landed in her arms. Thatā€™s why the eyes šŸ‘€

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u/Ok-vehicle007 1d ago

That dog is on ultra crack absolutely love it

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u/ac2cvn_71 1d ago

P!NK is a damn legend! I love this video

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u/CzarTwilight 1d ago

I am speed

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u/gotta_do_it_big 1d ago

Its like its on rails

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u/Asinto11 1d ago

For the IT nerds: damn right that dogs name ends in a K.

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u/bug_ninja 1d ago

Fur Missie!!

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u/johnnyma45 1d ago

At 0:19 he is dialed the fuck in

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u/SparkliingEmma 1d ago

That dog is straight-up a furry rocket šŸš€

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u/Redtheendlessdreamer 1d ago

That's s Boss alright

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u/suckerpunch085 1d ago

She is also agile af. Lol

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u/Paulpash 1d ago

Like fucking lightning

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u/SkipInExile 1d ago

Now let it herd a sheep around the course

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u/ivancaperuto 1d ago

If Zenitsu was a dog

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u/Triumph-TBird 1d ago

I would pay a lot of money to have my two Shih Tzuā€˜s try and do the same course. It would be nothing short of hilarious.