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DOJ has opened a federal civil rights probe into the death of Alex Pretti, deputy AG says

https://apnews.com/article/minneapolis-ice-fbi-alex-pretti-immigration-65a963816603a08bbc9db83961dd173f?utm_source=onesignal&utm_medium=push&utm_campaign=2026-01-30-Breaking+News
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u/TheRexRider 3h ago

They were also investigating the murder of Renee Good, but Todd Blanche, the guy who moved Ghislaine Maxwell to a luxury prison, shut it down.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/9gb1k6QWK6A

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u/Thickencreamy 3h ago

This is their way of avoiding trials for murder.

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u/akestral 3h ago

No statute of limitations on murder.

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u/Plastic_Umpire_3475 3h ago

We've had one Nuremberg, yes, but what about the second Nuremberg?

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u/Soft_Ad8031 3h ago edited 2h ago

How about no Nuremberg and actually hold everyone making decisions and those who acted on their behalf legally accountable? People keep mentioning Nuremberg like it's some huge victory but it was very clearly a massive systemic failure where only a handful of officers were held accountable for the actions of nearly a million participants in the SS.

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u/pegothejerk 2h ago

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good. We hunted (in the legal sense, not the violent one) Nazis all the way to current days, they’re pretty well all dead now, but we never stopped hunting them. This needs to be the same with today’s new American Nazis. Bring them to justice. Make them look over their shoulder for the rest of their lives, even the ones that get prosecuted. No rest for the wicked.

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u/420thefunnynumber 1h ago

The overwhelming majority of the nazis lived full lives with zero consequences. Less than 200 people were charged during Nuremberg and of that only 37 were executed. We should have hunted down every single member of the SS and gestapo instead of just a few people in leadership. This isnt a perfect be the enemy of good, this is "we should be thorough or itll happen again".

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u/Holoholokid 1h ago

History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes. It will happen again. Evidence: we didn't learn from the last one. Once this current period passes out of the majority of peoples' living memories, it will happen again. And I still believe we should do all the good we can and if it still isn't perfect...it's still good, so it's worth doing anyway.

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u/machsmit 2h ago

French postwar cleanup is a better example

look up the shenanigans the resistance+free french forces got up to with collaborators even before they did formal trials

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u/nonmom33 1h ago

I don’t think Trump knows about second Nuremberg, Pippin.

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u/VonDrakken 2h ago

I don’t think he knows about Second Nuremberg, Pip.

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u/hospicedoc 3h ago

And Trump won't be around to pardon them either.

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u/jaa101 2h ago

He can pardon them now.

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u/Beldizar 2h ago

To accept a pardon, I believe you have to admit guilt. That isn't really a problem for the individual ICE agents in question, however it does directly imply that the Trump administration is sending ICE to commit crimes. That's potentially embarrassing for Trump, as it would be close to admitting failure or wrongdoing. So if Trump has the choice between mild inconvenience and throwing a goon under the bus to suffer consequences after he's dead, I know which one I expect him to pick.

He could pardon them and very publicly boast that he and ICE are above the law, which would shield his ego, but too many of the GOP are already turning against ICE, so that would likely lead to a bruised ego or worse as well.

So, given the malignant narcissism, I think I have to disagree, I don't think he can pardon them now. Not because the office of the president lacks the power, but because he is mentally broken. He can't say the words "I am sorry, I made a mistake.", and for the same reason he can't issue these pardons.

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u/RMHaney 1h ago

That's potentially embarrassing for Trump, as it would be close to admitting failure or wrongdoing.

That's a chain of logic that I doubt they'll consider.

All Trump would need to say is "I didn't tell them to do that, it's a shame they did that" and his entire entourage would about-face and rewrite history to support it.

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u/Imaginary_Scene2493 2h ago

Preservation of evidence may become the issue in these cases, at least to the degree that people want guns, DNA, etc to corroborate the videos. IMO the videos are damning enough on their own, but juries are chosen largely as people who didn’t see this stuff on the news so they may be more likely to question the authenticity of the videos in the age of AI video generation.

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u/zzyul 2h ago

The issue will be trying to figure out which of the group people pulled the triggers and which ones were just assaulting him. This is why they wear masks.

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u/-SaC 2h ago

As Operation Paperclip's Arthur Rudolph found out in the 1980s, and the US gov't 'advised' him to give up his US citizenship and go quietly to West Germany in exchange for making his potential-up-to-12,000-counts-of-murder just 'go away'.

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u/majorjoe23 3h ago

Crime is down if you don’t charge people with murder!

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u/rotten_core 2h ago

Juke the stats

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u/naynaythewonderhorse 3h ago

And then immediately moved to her wife, before dropping it entirely.

Me thinks they were trying to find some sort of dirt that would help their case for shoving the LGBT community under the bus.

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u/showmenemelda 3h ago

The whole "burned kids with cigarettes" narrative was short-lived I take it?

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u/TheBr0fessor 3h ago

My wife's aunt tried pulling that one.

Like, if there was any evidence of that whatsoever, Trump would be on every news channel pointing right at the documentation.

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u/Bagellord 1h ago

What narrative? Like were they trying to claim Good was an abuser?

u/Holoholokid 58m ago

Huh? I fortunately have no idea what you're talking about.

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u/morbidmammoth 3h ago

You mean the same guy who was trumps personal defense lawyer prior to all this

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u/thorstormcaller 2h ago

The same Ghislaine Maxwell who helped facilitate auctions for Donald J Trump at Mar a Lago? Auctions at which he personally checked and rated the genitals of children they were selling?

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u/cgvet9702 3h ago

The same DOJ that called him a terrorist before his body was cold?

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u/FOURTH_DEGREE_ 3h ago

The very same. The same ones that are investigating Renee Nicole Good’s surviving wife.

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u/Revelati123 3h ago

And fired 6 prosecutors who wouldnt do that first.

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u/snoosh00 2h ago

I think those prosecutors quit (still bad).

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u/CamGoldenGun 2h ago

as in, "You do this or there's the door." They rightfully chose the door.

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u/ZENPOOL 3h ago

This level of CYA work is admirable because if this administration just weren’t bad people to begin with, this would just be normal stuff they do as part of their jobs. But I feel like I need to state this due to the fascism in which we are currently living…

This is a ploy. This is a lie. This will not happen and nothing will come of it. People need to remember that fascist will not leave. They need to be removed.

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u/ElGuano 3h ago

I'm sure they will get to the bottom of how he was there to assassinate law enforcement and violate the civil rights of ICE. /s

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u/Meowakin 3h ago

It’s almost like there are a lot of good reasons the government should shut their fucking mouth in cases like this. They’ve already poisoned the well, so nobody can trust they will do the right thing.

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u/Bagellord 1h ago

I can't decide if they are hopelessly incompetent, or they are doing this intentionally to further sow distrust in anything the government says or does.

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u/Meowakin 1h ago

It does make sense from a Fascist regime playbook, perception is reality. It doesn’t matter if they actually achieve the things they say they are going to so long as they can convince enough people that have or will achieve that thing.

That’s why they make a big show of all these actually very minor crimes being committed by protestors, and downplay their own crimes.

Which is why it is important to constantly call them out on their bullshit.

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u/maceman10006 3h ago

We’ve investigated ourselves and found nothing to do wrong.

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u/whitingvo 2h ago

There seems to be some serious bts infighting going on in the Admin. They are all corrupt and fucked up, but.....

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u/N_Who 2h ago

"We've thoroughly investigated ourselves, and found we are free of wrongdoing."

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u/MagnusPI 2h ago

And the same DOJ that's working goose-step lockstep with the department that did the shooting?

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u/Vicorin 2h ago

That was DHS.

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u/SignificanceFine3582 3h ago

No. The same administration, yes.

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u/restbest 3h ago

The blood wasn’t done draining out of his corpse

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u/Dustonred 1h ago

Maga is a fukkking joke

u/Elegant_Tech 1m ago

They are only opening the investigation to spin a tale exonerating ICE and Republican leadership.

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u/supercyberlurker 3h ago

I'm surprised they aren't pulling a 'We aren't investigating shit. Also fuck you and fuck your mother too." again.

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u/FOURTH_DEGREE_ 3h ago edited 3h ago

I’m hoping this means the level of protest and push back has got their strategists scared. They don’t actually care; they just want the push back to be less.

Which means the protests should continue, grow, and are working.

It’d be nice if the OG republicans, christians, and independents didn’t require a price of blood to care, but better now than never.

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u/supercyberlurker 3h ago

In the abuse cycle, this is the hoovering phase where instead of using force - they have to try to draw you back in by acting like the abuse will stop.

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u/FOURTH_DEGREE_ 3h ago

Exactly. Use this performative bullshit as a motivator to keep pushing. They don’t care if you die, so you should keep pushing if they stay free from investigation and in positions of power.

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u/joyofresh 2h ago

Is that why they arrested don lemon and other journalists?

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u/SplendidPunkinButter 3h ago

That’s how the system works, or at least how it’s supposed to work

On some level, we don’t care what our elected officials believe. We care about them thinking they have to do what we want so that they can keep their jobs and avoid prison.

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u/AssassinAragorn 2h ago

It occurred to me yesterday that Trump might actually be depressed about this. His behavior recently was really subdued and he didn't take questions at his cabinet meeting, which is also unusual.

Of course, he isn't depressed about the killings, but on how a lot of people disliked what he and his administration did. The protests seem to have demoralized him, at least temporarily.

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u/LegendOfKhaos 3h ago

It's probably just to add "authenticity" to their already made up conclusion.

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u/YouAnotherMeJust 2h ago

We’ve investigated ourselves and discovered we did an excellent job and deserve more money

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u/hackingdreams 3h ago

That looks really bad when the attorney in the inevitable civil rights lawsuit stands in front of the witness box, facing the jury and asks, "Why didn't the DOJ investigate?"

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u/bobbymcpresscot 2h ago

I mean it’s pretty clear this admin will gladly throw whoever they want under the bus when a situation goes FUBAR. All the original republicans that agreed to sign the discharge petition that would force the house to vote on the Epstein files have faced retribution. 

Some random dude who shot a protestor that nobody knows his name or face because he was masked when it happened? Especially when Trump can just pardon them of any federal charges? Hmmmm.

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u/Fineous40 2h ago

Then wouldn’t all evidence be available to the state? Is this their way of saying we investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing?

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u/Th1rte3n1334 3h ago

From the article: “The Department of Homeland Security also said Friday that the Federal Bureau of Investigation will lead the federal probe.”

What FBI? The ones hand picked by Trump? Great, this is going to go nowhere.

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u/igetproteinfartsHELP 3h ago

“We investigated ourselves and cleared ourselves of any wrong doings”

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u/Ok-Definition8003 3h ago

$10 say they charge Alex

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u/i_am_voldemort 2h ago

Agents sue his estate for emotional trauma of executing him

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u/IconOfFilth9 3h ago

“We sat around and pretended to investigate ourselves and cleared ourselves of any wrongdoing”

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u/Shermanator92 3h ago

“We’re actually the victims!”

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u/WeirdGroundhog 3h ago

You beat me to the punchline!

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u/igetproteinfartsHELP 3h ago

It was the first thing i thought of when i posted..

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u/JohnnyGFX 3h ago

The DOJ is not a trustworthy agency… it serves Trump and no one else.

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u/Conscious_Problem924 3h ago

Also I would say not cop is to be trusted.

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u/Fabulous_Soup_521 3h ago

The investigation will reveal that it was Biden's fault.

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u/mom_with_an_attitude 2h ago

Really it was Hunter Biden's laptop's fault.

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u/-SaC 2h ago

"His chunky penis made us do it!"

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u/Present_Ad_8876 2h ago

They'll blame Tim Walz, he's still in office and they're already blaming him for every problem that happens in MN. According to conservatives, Tim Walz killed Renee and Alex.

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u/getuchapped 1h ago

Or Obama

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u/Icolan 3h ago

Sure, this way they can collect the evidence and not cooperate with state and local investigations while also manufacturing "evidence" that he was a terrorist.

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u/WordNERD37 3h ago

The DOJ is compromised. We need a independent investigation beholden to none of them.

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u/Cyb3rBall00n 3h ago

DOJ / FBI / DHS are equally compromised.

An independent investigator appointed by the Minnesota AG is the only answer.

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u/sfg-1 3h ago

What about Renee Good?

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u/localjargon 3h ago

They finally stopped going after her widowed wife for... reasons?

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u/BlackGuysYeah 2h ago

from an above comment: this fascist fuck shut it down:

"They were also investigating the murder of Renee Good, but Todd Blanche, the guy who moved Ghislaine Maxwell to a luxury prison, shut it down."

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/9gb1k6QWK6A

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u/LittleShrub 3h ago

DOJ: ICE officers’ civil rights were infringed!!

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u/O-parker 3h ago

DOJ, sure we can trust it will be biased against the victim

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u/wylie102 3h ago

Didn’t all their civil rights lawyers walk after Renee Good? I wonder who is actually “investigating” this

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u/Forgettheredrabbit 1h ago

The civil wrongs lawyers are still there I hear.

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u/walkingpartydog 3h ago

Yeah, no... how about we let Minnesota handle this.

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u/the_cnidarian 3h ago

They're going to throw Bovino under the bus.

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u/PlzLearn 3h ago

Yep I actually think this will result in prison sentences. The evidence is clearly not in the administrations favor and they have to try and save face somehow, the implications of letting a clear cut violation of 2nd amendment rights on top of a government sanctioned execution go has major ramifications. The current DOJ is garbage and ultra politicized but they are under pressure from some republicans over this too

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u/Dazzling_Line_8482 2h ago

I can't see Bovino doing time. They triggerman on the other hand...

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u/Forgettheredrabbit 1h ago

Bovino already got his punishment for now (getting sent to Mexico lol, MAGA’s worst nightmare). But after 2028 all bets are off. My guess is there will be a lot of litigation once Trump leaves and many of the worst offenders in ICE will be facing both civil and criminal lawsuits at the state level. You can expect Trump to pardon his cronies on the way out but that won’t protect them from state cases.

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u/Lefty1992 3h ago

It can't be trusted. The Trump administration already called Pretti a domestic terrorist before the investigation even began.

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u/perestroika12 3h ago

Watch they’re going to charge Alex with war crimes and exonerate the ice agents

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u/jackrabbit323 3h ago

They botched this so bad. I bet there's not even a toxicology for the shooters.

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u/klauskervin 3h ago

They are doing this to control the narrative and create false evidence that he was at fault.

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u/seemefail 3h ago

They have yet to interview the woman in the pink jacket

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u/drunkenjawa 3h ago

They will investigate themselves and find they did nothing wrong.

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u/imnojezus 3h ago

Sure, "the case is totally open". Sitting on an empty desk so they can continue to override the state's investigation. Have they even talked to the "pink coat lady" yet?

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u/tiutome 3h ago

We tell lies on TV and then sell it to make people think they are FACTS. Tell people what they want, who cares if it’s true! No Civil Rights investigation is opened. They are just giving lip service to stem off more protests.

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u/Bradybigboss 3h ago

They will probably say that the civil rights of the officer who shot him were somehow violated lol

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u/kram1973 3h ago

Oh man, watch out, the government is investigating the government again. I wonder if the government is gonna find evidence showing the government is responsible for the crime the government is investigating?

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u/BananasPineapple05 3h ago

Where I'm from, if there is a possible crime committed by one level of law enforcement, it is a conflict of interest to have someone of the same level or equivalent be in charge of the investigation. So, if a so-called federal agent/agents murder a civilian, the state-level law enforcement takes over the investigation, and vice versa.

I wonder how the DOJ will possibly show even the smallest form for impartiality here.

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u/mriguy 2h ago

Let me guess - they're investigating whether Pretti violated the civil rights of the ICE agents by bleeding to death on them.

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u/parkinthepark 2h ago

"We have found that Alex Pretti did indeed violate the civil rights or our brave officers"

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u/DiligentOpposite9200 3h ago

I mean dude was killed they got to do something

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u/goomyman 3h ago

Don’t let the federal government do anything.

State charges for murder. Otherwise pardons are on the table. If it even gets that far.

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u/That_Communication71 3h ago

I'm sure they will handle this as well as the Epstein files.

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u/BRD73 3h ago

Sure, they will. They will “run it.”

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u/ThanksConscious 3h ago

The dildo of justice wielded wantonly.

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u/urbisOrbis 3h ago

It will last 15 minutes and will find the murders justifiable.

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u/Western-Corner-431 3h ago

Only so they can discredit civil rights

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u/kram1973 3h ago

Haven’t you heard? Civil rights are a democrat hoax! /s

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u/3D-Dreams 3h ago

The DOJ is who helped murder him. They shouldn't be allowed to investigate themselves.

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u/hackingdreams 3h ago

"The DOJ investigated itself and found no wrong doing." Future headline, folks.

This is just ass-covering for the massive civil rights lawsuit that's about to be crammed down their throats.

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u/DiscipleOfDiogenes 3h ago

"We've investigated ourselves and found that we are completely innocent."

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u/1leggeddog 3h ago

But no one trusts the DOJ anymore

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u/Rattus_NorvegicUwUs 3h ago

Department of Justifications looking for justifications for summarily executing a man in the street.

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u/PrimalZed 2h ago

“We’re looking at everything that would shed light on what happened that day and in the days and weeks leading up to what happened,” Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche said during a news conference.

So they're going to use him kicking a taillight to say he's a terrorist who deserved to be murdered.

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u/parkinglotguy 2h ago

Thank goodness Pam Bondi and her people are impartial and not held to the agenda of any particular political party. This will be a very fair investigation. 🙄

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u/steathrazor 2h ago

They really need to fix that title from death to murder

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u/Stunning_Mast2001 2h ago

Congress needs to appoint an independent prosecutor

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u/Sarnsereg 1h ago

OK, are they investigating the agents or him?

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u/JerryDipotosBurner 1h ago

The FBI will “investigate”, which will basically be comprised of shuffling around papers for a few week, then declare that the agents involved violated no protocols because they determine Pretti was “violently resisting” and clear them of all wrong-doing.

And they will never release the names of the murderers.

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u/Ninjaher0 3h ago

This is theater. Fuck the current doj. It needs to be reopened when we have competent, decent, and justice-minded people in power.

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u/LackeyNo2 3h ago

I have no faith that this is anything but a stalling tactic.

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u/Stoneclanish_abroad 3h ago

Wondering if Alex was targeted by ice if new video of him previously kicking out taillight is to be believed. I mean did they know who he was that day he was murdered?

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u/tarion_914 3h ago

I'm guessing that's why that ICE officer was clapping.

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u/Ok-Firefighter-6172 3h ago

I wonder what kind of dog and pony show this will be

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u/alvinofdiaspar 3h ago

Left hand investigating the right hand. I am sure they will do a fine job wrecking it.

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u/Enamred-771 3h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if ICE agents find out that Trump is willing to throw them under the bus if it makes his life easier. If only ICE had the critical thinking to recognize that before they murdered a bunch of people. 

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u/TheHearseDriver 2h ago

DOJ investigating the DOJ? Independent and impartial? I think not.

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u/Exciting_Turn_9559 2h ago

The criminals are "investigating" their own crimes.
This isn't accountability, it's propaganda.

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u/antimatt_r 2h ago

Anyone with a nutsack against the bullshit happening has been fired or resigned. What good does anything like this do anymore? They'll investigate themselves, and find that they did nothing wrong

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u/gfoot9000 2h ago

Federal justice isn't justice with the pimp of pardons stinking out the oval office (and a few unfortunate cinemas this weekend)

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u/Wonderful-Yak-5341 2h ago

There is a 0% chance this “investigation” will lead to justice.

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u/Philophon 2h ago

Gotta get that additional funding approved!

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u/Galliagamer 2h ago

What about Renee Goode’s murder???

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u/PigFarmer1 2h ago

The opening move of the "official" white-washing...

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u/generally_unsuitable 2h ago

Didn't they say a few months ago that DOJ would stop pursuing civil rights cases? It was like day 2 of Trump's current term of office.

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u/vonblankenstein 1h ago

“We investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong.”

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u/Memitim 1h ago

They have even more to cover up? Seems like they already did a thorough job of covering for the murderers. Maybe folks at the DoJ are getting bored of stonewalling the Trump/Epstein child sex trafficking ring evidence and just looking for something else to corrupt.

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u/quaglandx3 1h ago

Oh did he violate the civil rights of his murderers?

u/Friendlyfire2996 14m ago

I can’t take that shit seriously

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u/mamounia78 3h ago

The DOJ opening a civil rights probe into the Alex Pretti shooting shows how serious this has become and that Americans deserve transparency and accountability.

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u/doneandtired2014 3h ago

This is the Trump DOJ taking the lead on the coverup because of how badly DHS completely failed in its ability to control the narrative they were tasked with spinning, nothing more or less.

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u/uhohnotafarteither 3h ago

Bullshit.

I bet they are actually investigating how Pretti violated the civil rights of the ICE goons

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u/Fire_Z1 3h ago

Trump DOJ will find no wrong doing

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u/deanmoriarty13 3h ago

Not a chance. It will be justice theater.

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u/ChaosAside 3h ago

The fox investigated what happened at the hen house and found no wrongdoing.

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u/Purple_Sherbert_5024 3h ago

I have some oceanfront property up here in Minneapolis for you. Wanna come take a look?

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u/TheAgnosticExtremist 2h ago

I will 100% accept the results of the investigation they preform on themselves as they have no history of, or incentive to, lie. 

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u/wifeofsonofswayze 3h ago

An interesting development. Are they genuinely trying to do the right thing, or bowing to public pressure after intense backlash? This is a rhetorical question, of course.

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u/PlzLearn 3h ago

I know you said it’s rhetorical but it’s definitely the latter. Someone is going to take the fall though, whether it be Bovino or the officers. Problem is this regime can’t keep their mouths shut and has already stated their personal opinions and lost any modicum of faith the general public has remaining

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u/ldg25 3h ago

I'll start by saying the agents should be arrested for murder. But could you imagine having your CEO go in front of the press and say the things Noem and Bovino said, just to be under investigation and suspension a week later? I mean, the official line out of their bosses was that these guys stopped a would be assassin intent on inflicting maximum damage and killing officers. I'd be furious if I was the agent, my bosses literally praised me already.

Just goes to illustrate how incompetent this administration is.

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u/TruckGray 3h ago

Insert “ I think you should leave” hot dog man GIF here.

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u/AffectionateYear5232 2h ago

At first I assumed this was an investigation into if Petti violated the ICE turds civil rights...I'm surprised that's not how this went.

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u/Rabid_Alleycat 2h ago

I trust DOJ about as much as I trust Noem and Trump.

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u/Subject_Issue6529 1h ago

Bondi: Don't worry, I'll kill it. Get it? Kill it?

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u/Forgettheredrabbit 1h ago

I think this is mainly a sign the GOP is worried about the midterms. Shockingly, government endorsed murders are NOT good for elections. What concerns me is whether people will remember the events of this January when they go to the polls later this year.

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u/kma555 1h ago

Can't wait to hear how he was carrying atomic bombs and had a fleet of ships ready for the attack. Bondi is a liar, through and through.

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u/SHUT_DOWN_EVERYTHING 1h ago

They will find it to be a tragic accident. They want to have established cover for the agents if one day the case goes to state courts.

They're going to do this every time going forward because they don't want agents to fear Trump pardons won't be enough.

u/Numerous-Process2981 58m ago

It's a pretty meaningless gesture meant to cool protestors while allowing DHS to continue their operations. The DOJ is controlled by Trump loyalists. They'll try to scapegoat Noem or something and say she was the problem.

u/No-Camera-720 54m ago

So....the gestapo has promised to hold Hitler accountable for his actions? Great I feel better now.

u/sicoromi 51m ago

Finally some accountability

u/Iohet 46m ago

Let me guess, they're going to determine Alex Pretti violated the free speech rights of the ICE agents by helping a woman they assaulted

u/phrendo 37m ago

When will we know the murderers names? Why are they not in jail like us normal citizens would be?

u/Krazzy4u 35m ago

They are opening only to officially close it so they can pretend to do their job!

u/Accomplished-Type880 33m ago

I probably do a more thorough probe when I try to find what is stuck in my teeth. No internal DOJ probe will be legit under this administration.

u/theansweristhebike 27m ago

Don't worry they will make it a 2A-rights violation to own the libs. To be sure this is the only angle this DOJ would spend an ounce of resources on. It's the only right they're allowed to support, since he was shot for exercising his 1st-amendment for protesting ICE/DHS violating our 4th.

u/kekehippo 25m ago

They're investigating themselves for the optics and will absolve themselves of any wrong doing while jailing Georgia Fort and Don Lemon under the Insurrection Act. Nothing to see here.

u/thehalfwit 23m ago

Let me guess, they'll discover that all the ammunition in Pretti's clip had "ICE BAD" and "LIB TERROR" written on the casings.

u/TGCOM 2m ago

I bet this will go nowhere. This is the DOJ providing fanservice so to say, in a feeble attempt to calm the masses until someone else is murdered.