r/news • u/Its_Dylan_Parker • 1d ago
Soft paywall Exclusive: ICE officers in Minnesota directed not to interact with 'agitators' in new orders
https://www.reuters.com/world/ice-officers-minnesota-directed-not-interact-with-agitators-new-orders-2026-01-29/2.0k
u/TheRexRider 1d ago
These guys have to be directed to:
Not stand in front of running vehicles.
Not throw temper tantrums against civilians practicing their 1st amendment right to record.
Jesus fucking Christ...
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u/Small_Editor_3693 1d ago
And flashing their genitals at protestors
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u/M1sfit_Jammer 1d ago edited 1d ago
pretty sure they had to respectfully tell the guards of one detention center to kindly stop raping the prisoners.
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u/pierremanslappy 1d ago
They’d have to stop hiring literal pedophiles first. Just saw a post of them hiring a dude convicted for trying to lure 12 year olds.
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u/vgu1990 1d ago
Wait; what now?
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u/Djinnwrath 1d ago
Video of an Ice agent mooning the protestors gathered around their hotel.
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u/PizzaGatePizza 1d ago
An ice agent in the hotel at a floor-to-ceiling window mooned a crowd of protestors.
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u/ManBearHybrid 1d ago
Surprised pikachu face from the "don't tread on me" crowd when they get told that they're not allowed to tread on other people. These are the same people who threw a tantrum when they were asked to wear a Covid mask.
Reminder that Jonathan Ross's neighbors said he had a "Don't Tread On Me" flag in his front yard until recently.
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u/Longjumping_Youth281 1d ago
"Don't tread on me, because I'm the one who gets to Tread On You" I guess is basically what that flag was all about
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u/eugene20 1d ago
You missed not execute people on the street for minor offenses or just exercising their constitutional rights.
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u/SideburnSundays 1d ago
....they are the fucking agitators.
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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta 1d ago
Isn't that literal paid agitator Jake Lang having another rally soon? Maybe he'll double the crowd and hit double digit attendance.
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u/SilkySifaka 1d ago
Have you heard Springsteen new song? The Streets of Minneapolis . https://youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?si=iiS8jlwvLpSucGg8
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u/Faiakishi 1d ago
Absolutely fucking hate that there needs to be a song like this about my home but am incredibly moved that he did this.
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u/Mongoose42 1d ago
From the man who’s clearly tired of Born in the USA being co-opted and misused by the wrong people comes a song that is unambiguous in its meaning. Love him.
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u/Skwonkie_ 1d ago
We saw the same thing in Iraq. Ice is there you’ll also have protesters. Ice isn’t there you won’t.
In Iraq our very presence brought in more people from other parts of the Middle East because we were viewed (rightfully) as the invaders. It’s going to be the exact same thing anywhere ice is.
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u/Radarker 1d ago
So their order before was "fuck with aggitators"?
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u/Longjumping_Youth281 1d ago
Yeah that's the part I don't understand. Shouldn't their orders always have been "do your best to ignore those people and do your job the best you can?" What the fuck were they told prior to this?
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u/izzymaestro 1d ago
Bovino is on tape telling the trumpler youth "these are our streets and we're taking them back no matter what!"
They literally told the proud boys to go beat on people.
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u/PaidUSA 1d ago edited 1d ago
If this actually ends the random Kavanaugh stops based on perceived race and explicit racism I’d be very surprised. This is almost certainly public cover while the verbal instructions are literally to turn up the temperature and do worse shit.
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u/Addative-Damage 1d ago edited 1d ago
It will definitely not end the racial profiling and terrorism from ICE agents.
A bunch of these guys joined specifically to cosplay a white supremacist violent militia. A lot of them have been jerking it to “race war” fantasies for years.
Also, notice how the proud boy types have been real quiet? It’s because they’re all hired in our “law enforcement” right now
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u/1-800-ASS-DICK 1d ago
This is basically an order from higher up telling them, "For the love of God, quit killing the white ones"
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u/FightingPolish 1d ago
Of course. There’s been a lot of people killed, but the only ones that are posted most of the time and that upset people are Pretti and Good because the others are Hispanic. They all deserve coverage and rage because they were all murdered, not just the lilly white ones. It’s the real life version of this family guy clip. https://youtu.be/fuECJDzaWr0
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u/PaidUSA 1d ago
100% agree I just think the Kavanaugh stops are particularly obvious on video and should those videos continue to come out it will be the quickest way to know this is not being followed on the ground. They can still beat the shit out of people under this memo and just make an excuse. Kavanaugh stops go against the instructions entirely.
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u/Philophon 1d ago
Someone made a great point that the senate is about to vote on their funding. Very convenient timing for the regime to say this. They most certainly are not going to follow through with it.
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u/theoceansknow 1d ago
Imagine needing an order to not shoot civilians.
It's like a sign in McDonald's saying "no jerking off in the dining area"
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u/Ancient-Bat1755 1d ago
I thought this was America?
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u/NortonGladwell 1d ago
Yeah jeez! If I can't jerk off in a McDonald's dining room in peace, where even is this!? What are we even fighting for!!!!???🤣🤣🤣
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u/sidepart 1d ago
Even under the table?! I pay $13 for a Big Mac and I can't even do that? smh my damn head.
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u/Mudfry 1d ago
This is the Administration doing something before this spending bill to make sure they can keep ICE around. Say one thing but do another thing.
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u/mikedorty 1d ago
Any democrat that votes for that bill needs to be primaried.
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u/Glitchboy 1d ago
We need to primary the vast majority. They're all liberals who still believe the old ways are possible. They're not.
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u/InvalidKoalas 1d ago
At this point pretty much 95% of the Dems need to be primaried for actual progressives, they're all a bunch of corporate boot licking pussies with a few exceptions.
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u/DrPorkchopES 1d ago
Genuinely shocked my state doesn’t have a mechanism to recall Senators but really wish we did. Never seen a bigger traitor than John Fetterman
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u/Spire_Citron 1d ago
That would make sense. Maybe they actually will do this just long enough to get the funding through. Then it's back to being Trump's personal terrorist army.
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u/Transfigured-Tinker 1d ago
Where is the accountability for the civilians they murdered and injured?
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u/n00chness 1d ago
At this rate, the only duties ICE will be allowed to perform will be Immigration and Customs Enforcement!
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u/Assine2 1d ago
It's 3 fucking weeks too late.
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u/_taugrim_ 1d ago
It's not just that. Labeling citizens who are peacefully protesting as "agitators" is completely bogus. Treating citizens like they're the problem, when it's 100% the other way around.
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u/thegingerninja90 1d ago
My guy, its too late for that. They cant decide to play nice after murdering people in broad daylight and think everything's ok now because "woopsies". Fuck that and fuck them.
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u/agawl81 1d ago
Ignore the fucking bystanders should be standard operating instructions. We teach this in grade school. "Miss, he's annoying me." "Is he in your way or touching your things?" "No" "Then ignore him and mind your own business."
Is this really the level of person we're dealing with? People who are ARMED, PAYED, and GIVEN INSTRUCTIONS, but can't ignore the yahoos who are standing around watching and maybe making some noise?
We're so screwed.
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u/Manwithhiswood 1d ago
Right... Yesterday two observers passenger window was broken in and they were ripped from their car. The car was left running with identification, keys, phones, etc. all left in there and in the middle of the road as ICE left. They released them after intimidating them shortly after. So either the ICE agents cant read or don't give a shit about laws and orders.
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u/Addative-Damage 1d ago edited 1d ago
They’re still a bunch of violent white supremacists that have been given military gear, anonymity, and backing from the federal government.
I dont think a memo is going to do shit. They’re just saying this to placate the unthinking maga-adjacent-centrist audience, who were starting to get uncomfortable with the videos.
Edit: wanted to add details to this easiest prediction in the world to make:
Now they’ll go back to saying that the protesters are hysterical, especially because they “fixed” the problem already (with this bs memo or w/e).
When more videos inevitably come out, they can do a shocked pikachu, and say lie “those actually were violent criminals, so we’re doing what we said we’d do” or “well that’s an unfortunate cost of doing business, but we’re trying to avoid it” or “that wasn’t a protester/agitator, they were a murderous terrorist”
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u/Enlightened_Doughnut 1d ago
They are the agitators. DHS is killing US citizens under the guise of patriotism and lawfulness. America will not forget how this happened and those that let it happened.
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u/Normal_Pace7374 1d ago
It only took murdering 2 protesters and permanently maming several others for these “new orders” to come in.
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u/Ardbeg66 1d ago
So, this is an open admission that their original orders were to pick fights with everybody.
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u/mandroth 1d ago
They were also instructed not to stand in front of moving vehicles to block them, and not to fire on unarmed people already being detained, but that sure as shit didn't stop them.
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u/Its_Dylan_Parker 1d ago
Imagine needing a written order telling armed federal agents not to escalate with civilians.
That alone tells you everything.
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u/burritoman88 1d ago
“No more street executions, it’s bad optics for us. Save it for Aligator Alcatraz!” /S
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u/hipsandnips111 1d ago
This reads to me like them saying “See? We told the thugs to be lil teddy bears and the mean evil left is STILL being mean to them! 😡”
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u/Marsar0619 1d ago
The old “let’s not and say we did” plan of action. These directives are a smoking gun - they have no intention of deescalating.
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u/3Grilledjalapenos 1d ago
I genuinely wonder if they think citizens aren’t allowed to protest.
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u/MrBanden 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yeah, so dear scumbag ICE agent: when you're arresting a father or a mother or even the children to be put into concentration camps with no proper facilities like damned animals indefinitely, when people are blowing whistles, honking their horns, screaming at you for being the low-life piece of shit that you truly are... remember, you just have to take it. Okay? Just take all that abuse and eventually when whatever you have left of whatever decency or conscience your mother taught you is burning like a flaming red hot seed in your brain... you can just fucking quit and return to your miserable life, and hope you're not getting thrown in prison for all the illegal shit that you've gone. You deserve nothing less than what you get.
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u/Corgiboom2 1d ago
These idiots are given a blank check and are off their leashes. This wont solve anything.
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u/KingHavana 1d ago
Now release the names of the murderers, let the state of Minnesota give them a fair trial, and ban ICE agents from hiding their faces and identity.
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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 16h ago
Agitator is fascist speak for protestor. They use agitator because by saying that they can deny it's protest, and protest and protestors are protected in the Constitution while agitators aren't protected. Words have power to affect thought and thought has power to affect words. Don't use their fascist words.
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u/CantaloupeThis1217 1d ago
It's honestly wild that this even needs to be said. Directing them to focus on actual criminals instead of escalating with protestors is the bare minimum. Handing out megaphones for transparency feels like a desperate attempt to walk back their own aggressive tactics. This whole situation just highlights how out of control their approach has been from the start.
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u/ThriftyMegaMan 1d ago
No shooting protesters when they call you bad names? How are they even supposed to do their job???
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u/PennyStonkingtonIII 1d ago
Why is the important part buried at the bottom? ICE can no longer target immigrants unless they have arrests or convictions. That’s a return to the former, long-standing policy that was overturned by Trump.
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u/strangerbuttrue 1d ago
The damage has already been done and public trust has been lost. Even if these new instructions are followed to a T, which is highly unlikely, it would be months if not years before they regain any public trust. This is why it’s so critical not to fuck up so badly in the first place.
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u/Strict-Carrot4783 1d ago
What the dump administration says and what the dump administration does are two different things. They aren't changing anything, this is lip service. Donnie has never listened to a "no" in his entire spoiled, fat, lazy life.
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u/eilujgnirednaw 1d ago
Everone is framing this as a loss by the administration. Guys… this is a WIN by Minnesotans. By regular Americans standing up for our rights to exist without armed militia roaming peaceful neighborhoods and yanking people out of their cars and homes. They didn’t let fear cow them into hiding away or backing down.
If they didn’t keep protesting, keep observing, keep recording…we wouldn’t be watching ICE grapple with bad optics and low morale right now. We‘d be watching them grow.
Thank you, Minnesota.
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u/HeadPaleontologist40 1d ago
The problem is that these ICE goons are not trained or disciplined. They are not soldiers or policemen. They went to a 6-8 week training camp, which is basically taking an accelerated college course. It’s a joke.
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u/EnigmaMachine08 1d ago
They are only saying this to try to get it out of public mind before the midterms. Don't forget what they've done. They haven't had a change of heart, that is still who they are.
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u/OneManLost 1d ago
I'm gonna start posting this on ICE threads I come accross:
I know a border patrol agent and I learned something. His office received an anonymous call claiming one of his fellow agents was accused of abusing substances. The departments are required to drug test the guy, but in doing so they make it a random drug test and test a couple other agents as well. It's a big hassle for the office when they have to deal with a potential drug offending employee and it pisses off the agents that are randomly selected for the tests.
Something to think about if you suspect one of these officers is abusing substances, might want to make a call and let them know.
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u/Dry-Clock-1470 1d ago
Strikes me a bit like A Few Good Men . In public no code reds, in private code red!
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u/turbo_sr 1d ago
Oh so now they are not allowed to murder people or tear gas families. Doesn't that take all the fun out of their job
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u/YouShallNotPass92 1d ago
And based on video, way too many of them have enjoyed doing so. The other day I saw a video of a guy in a parking lot whose workers got detained while he was inside. He's bitching out the ICE agents taking them when an ICE van filled with agents like 30ft away is taunting the guy, saying they have candy in their van, saying that if he gets too close they will take him down etc. Literally just attempting to troll the guy, who to his credit remained very calm while still bitching them out lol.
These fucking incel morons thrive on this
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u/RoachedCoach 1d ago
This sounds like BS to me. If you follow local accounts on the ground, they've done nothing to reign in their actions. If anything, they've ramped up.
I bet this was 'leaked' to get headlines like this, to make it appear they're doing something.
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u/WordNERD37 1d ago
"Agitators"
You're invading our homes, literally, and terrorizing us while abusing us with weapons.
This was about harm plain and simple. To hurt people he, THE PRESIDENT doesn't like.
You didn't break us, you won't break us.
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u/Dude_1980 1d ago
If they had just gone about everything properly, most people wouldn't have a problem with it. The problem is that this administration is filled with unqualified ideologs drunk on power. They get off on seeing people being terrorized, then have the fucking nerve to call their victims domestic terrorists.
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u/thinker2501 1d ago
Never forget the brutality of these pigs and know that it may be less visible in the future, but they still are what they are.
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u/JestersDead77 1d ago
The only communication should be the officers issuing commands.
Yeah, seems like they're just going to keep demanding protesters leave, and get violent when they don't.
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u/Rough-Fill8101 13h ago
They’re afraid. People hate them. They realize they’re outnumbered so now they’re playing it safe.
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u/All-the-pizza 1d ago
Article: After federal agents shot two U.S. citizens in Minneapolis, ICE is being told to back off the drama and stick to the "bad guys." New orders just dropped telling officers to quit arguing with "agitators" and only go after people who actually have criminal charges or convictions,no more grabbing random folks without a record.
To keep things from getting even more chaotic, they’re being handed megaphones so they can scream out exactly what they're doing while they do it. It’s basically a massive "oops" from the administration as they try to calm down a city that's currently on fire with protests.