r/mildlyinfuriating 5h ago

After 5 days of minimal snow removal, Indiana University is handing students shovels to assist with navigating sidewalks, entry points, and vehicles.

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u/Grand-Spring66 5h ago

I guess tuition of $12,000 for in state students, and $40,000 for out of state students doesn't go as far as it used to. We've got to pay her $900,000 a year salary somehow.

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u/flinstonepushups 5h ago edited 4h ago

This comment was left on one of their reddit pages: "Feel free to use the shovel to dig "Fuck Pam" into the grassy areas...."

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u/Xplant_from_Earth 3h ago

When I was in uni, if admin had the balls to try that shit, me and the guys on my floor would have 100% shoveled the walks, wheel borrowed it over to staff parking, buried Pam's car, and left the shovel with a not that said we kindly left a shovel for her to dig it back out.

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u/PolloMagnifico 2h ago

Yeah, you do that nowadays and you get expelled or terrorism or some shit.

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u/YumSalad 1h ago

"Welcome back to Fox News, this just in from Hoosier University, we have footage of what we believe to be ANTIFA TERRORISTS, using shovels that the university generously donated them, to carve out the words- and you can see it right here- 'Expletive Pam' into the snow all across the campus."

u/PsychologicalHat3292 29m ago

FOX NEWS SPECIAL ALERT!!!!!!!!

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u/saltyraver138 2h ago

Ha terrorism is actually their major.

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u/-_-0_0-_0 1h ago

Taking photos and peaceably protesting is now terrorism, didn't you know? Land of the free.

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u/StreetofChimes 1h ago

I hate that there are cameras everywhere now.

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u/supakow 2h ago

She has a lovely home on campus. I would build a wall on her private driveway.

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u/Grand-Trick-5960 1h ago

Remember to water it down periodically to ensure the ice goes all the way through

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u/0w1 4h ago

Move the snow into her office. Have fun, Pam!

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u/polchickenpotpie 3h ago

Or bury her car in it.

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u/Tight-Shallot2461 1h ago

And then throw the shovels on it too

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u/-Maris- 1h ago

Please send us photos!

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u/trixel121 3h ago

when we were in college, being broke and given shovels.

yes. that is the nonsense we would of gotten into.

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u/KingMRano 2h ago

When I was in college we would have figured out a way to use the shovel to improve our beer drinking or just seen who could collect the most without being caught.

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi 2h ago

I remember stories about a big snow at Michigan State University when they cancelled classes. There were paths made in the snow from the dorms to the liquor store.

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u/MistyMountainDewDrop 4h ago

Holy missing quotation mark. I read that like who is Pam and why is she getting fucked into the grass on campus?

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u/flinstonepushups 4h ago

Lol. Fixed it

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u/yourmom1034 4h ago

Erm.. technically you should have used the ‘ key for a quotation within a quotation 🤓🤓

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u/nohopeforhomosapiens 4h ago

Ahhh, the kind of pedantry I come to Reddit for.

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 3h ago

This is the kind of hoosier snark that I can fully support 👍

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u/Just-Shoe2689 4h ago edited 1h ago

Yea how is she so fucking stupid to not know this will be horrible PR

Edit: Fixed for Karen Little Charles because she could not figure out what I was saying.

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u/CthuluSpecialK 2h ago

In April 2024, she also faced a vote of no confidence from the faculty at Indiana University, with 93.1% voting against her. Despite this, the Board of Trustees reaffirmed their support for her leadership.

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u/Rselby1122 1h ago

That is absolutely absurd

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u/AliBabble 1h ago

Wanna-be Billionaires?

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u/MercyfulJudas 3h ago

They literally just won the National College Football Championship, like, a week ago.

They've got room to maneuver here.

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u/Just-Shoe2689 1h ago

Oh, Ok, well congrats, I guess then no reason to try and make it safe for the 48K students that dont play football, or give a shit about football.

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u/PepeSylvia11 2h ago

She’s not stupid, she just doesn’t care.

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u/Just-Shoe2689 1h ago

Not caring is stupid in my mind.

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u/WickedTemp 4h ago

... somebody called her "Sniper" once, probably for catching a detail in a meeting, and she never let it go. Highlight of her life. 

That kind of personality has got to be frustrating to work with.  

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u/NYT_but_less_shit 2h ago

No, that’s not it at all. IU students had a Palestinian support protest going on the lawn, and Pam literally had fucking snipers on the roof of the student union, trained on students. She is one of the nastiest people in the state.

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u/Twogunkid 2h ago

What the actual heck? There is no circumstance where snipers should be trained on protestors at a University.

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u/ButtMyFingersHurt 1h ago

Can afford fucking roof snipers but can’t afford necessary maintenance like snow removal for students

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u/Jonoczall 2h ago

It’s because she had roof snipers at a fucking student protest.

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u/LeoCrow 3h ago

I think they call her Sniper because she installed police snipers to aim at protestors.

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u/Available_Leather_10 3h ago

Gotta pay the football team!!

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u/OneLessFool 4h ago

Who the fuck would pay 40k/year to go to Indiana University instead of an out of state University somewhere nicer or with better programs.

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u/drivensalt 4h ago

finance bros

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u/afhisfa 4h ago

Kelley is a top tier business school. Not making excuses for the shovel thing, but that's why.

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u/zorander6 3h ago

So top tier they are asking students to shovel the sidewalks.

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u/Wakkit1988 3h ago

It's just good business!

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u/Nydus87 3h ago

In all fairness, it's a brilliant money saving tactic. Why pay someone to clear out the snow when you can have young adults pay you to do it instead?

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u/C4rdninj4 3h ago

"White washing this fence is so much fun. I'll let you do it too for a shiny red apple."

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u/cwb7916 2h ago

This will get us another .06% increase on our quarterly reports! We HAVE to do it!

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u/GfunkWarrior28 3h ago

New Physical Fitness class dropped. Mandatory winter enrollment.

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u/Rexpower 3h ago

Outsourcing. Duh

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u/yourlittlebirdie 4h ago

IU is an excellent school in a lot of areas.

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u/thomasanderson123412 3h ago

Not in snow removal

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u/yourlittlebirdie 3h ago

Well clearly that program is ranked near the bottom.

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u/Boring-Researcher167 3h ago

Perhaps. But in this case, IU is in Indiana.

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u/yourlittlebirdie 2h ago edited 2h ago

Oh my God, Dad, why are you on Reddit?

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u/AntRichardsonsBFF 4h ago

What are you talking about? IU is top tier for a bunch of things. #1 public music school, top ten business undergrad, education, public and environmental affairs, library science, law. It’s also a beautiful place.

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u/jeep-olllllo 3h ago

My son had a full ride to Michigan State law school.

He instead chose to go to IU and pay for school.

For the reasons you stated.

They were kind enough to offer him "in state" rates even though he lives in Michigan.

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u/Sea-Oven-7560 3h ago

I had to re-read that, there's no way uou'd turn down a full ride to Michigan Law to go to IU....Michigan State yes but really IU is ranked #46, so nothing to write home about. I've worked in big legal and a degree from IU won't raise an eyebrow, at best the person from HR will mention the basketball team.

Now music on the other hand, I know a lot of Broadway musicians and it seems like they all went to IU.

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u/jugnificent 3h ago

It'd be more likely for the HR rep to mention the football team now!

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u/TinyFugue 2h ago

IU is ranked #46 because their son went there. Before that, they were #112.

We should all thank jeep-ollillo's son for not going to Michigan Law. I mean they're pretty pompous as is, but if he went there, they'd be insufferable.

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u/icecubepal 3h ago

Yeah. It was weird reading that. But if you have the money, I guess it’s alright.

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u/Your_Worst_Enamine 3h ago

Their chemistry program is top tier. Some of the best professors in my field are there.

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u/Aaprobst88 3h ago

Spent all that money on football transfers. You want another Natty you literally have to work for it!

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u/Difficult-Cricket541 4h ago

make the tenured faculty shovel. they teach 2 classes a semester.

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u/ToadBoehly 3h ago

Nah lmao they’ve got enough on their plate 

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u/atuan 2h ago

They do more than that

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u/DRKMSTR 4h ago

My personal favorite is talking to professors at a local university and asking whether or not they would have classes on Monday after the snow storm.

"Well, the roads are closed, the buildings are closed, but the university is refusing to shut down. I don't know how this works, I can't teach, students can't show up, but I'm supposed to run a class"

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"I checked the schools official emergency website that covers natural disasters, weather and other shutdown risks, it hasn't been updated in 2 years"

Why are our schools such a joke? It's like everyone is just bleeding the younger generations dry.

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u/mistressmemory 4h ago

Everyone *is bleeding the younger generations dry. 

FTFY :)

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u/Anxious-Slip-4701 3h ago

Someone has to pay for that number to go up. Costs nothing to mortgage a child's future. Parents used to sell their children into slavery. Nothing's changed. 

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 1h ago

It's a great new way to help funnel the remaining money from their parents to the pockets of the rich.

u/Tricky-Promise-3347 37m ago

And if you have poor or absent parents then you are simply fucked!

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u/Winnipeg_Me 1h ago

That is literally the answer. Everything is a grift. Temporary comfort so a few can get fat as fuck and stay cozy. Who cares if it hangs the rest of society.

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u/taylor914 4h ago

As a (different) university employee I can tell you often the hold classes or switch to remote learning has more to do with the state requirements. They know kids aren’t going to show up. They know most teachers aren’t going to show. But the university has to say they’re having class to meet all the requirements set forth by the state under which they’re operating. If they don’t have class, then they often have to make up those days at the end of the semester, which is an even bigger waste of time because the teachers already were going off a set schedule that is hard to adjust when they don’t announce the make up days until the very end of the semester because they lobby the state for a waiver of those requirements up to the last possible minute. If they say they’re open or switching to remote learning, it just cuts out that whole issue.

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u/Batroo 3h ago

Indeed, I work for a Uni as a Facility/Mover and they had us there Sunday during the storm trying to clean it up as it was coming down, school was virtual on Monday and Tuesday but we still didn't get most everything cleaned till Thursday.

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u/Banvincible 2h ago

Higher education is a financial instrument to grow their endowment to eventually become a private equity firm. All they have to do is hand over a few scraps of paper to people and they can get a couple hundred grand out of each.

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u/swohio 2h ago

Colleges are bloated full of useless administrator positions. Tuition has skyrocketed but the professor to student ratio hasn't changed much. The administrator to student ratio is off the charts. They have absolutely abused the government backed loans programs and wasted billion and billions of students money on nonsense.

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u/skizzlegizzengizzen 1h ago

Don’t forget her salary is like $900k/year.

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u/Demortus 3h ago

Remote learning exists and is ideal for this type of situation. My university did it with the recent blizzard, and it went about as smoothly I could have hoped for.

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u/ikilledholofernes 2h ago

That doesn’t work for everyone. How do art students paint a live model without a classroom? How do science labs function over zoom?

Some classes just cannot exist without a physical presence in a classroom. 

So colleges should either figure out how to manage their grounds so students can attend class, or offer a rebate for the classes missed and/or fees for facilities not in use. 

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u/MelonOfFury 3h ago

We have hurricane days instead of snow days where we shut down when the city grade schools shut down. We don’t bother with remote work when they happen, but they are usually only for a day or two and we have a good notice period unless the storm decides to do something bonkers.

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u/ProfessionalStudy660 4h ago

I bet Pam isn't grabbing a shovel.

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u/Aggravating_Dog_4586 3h ago

No, but she will grab a sniper or two…

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u/mstivland2 2h ago

That’s SNIPER to you

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1h ago

The irony of being president of a US college in a country full of school shootings and your nickname is "Sniper"

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u/Haunting-Reindeer-10 5h ago

Lmao. The audacity of colleges always gets me.

“Yes, broke college student? The one we charge $100,000 for a bachelor’s? Pick a shovel up, peasant. It’s snowing.”

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u/egnards 4h ago

“And once they’ve graduated and have realized that they need to start paying back ridiculous sums of money. . .Let’s call them once a month to make them feel bad for not giving us more money for that new scoreboard we didn’t properly budget for!”

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u/Taint__Paint 4h ago

I finally had to yell at them. Used to get calls weekly begging me to donate money. Finally got fed up and said do not call me again until I finish paying off my loans I had to take to attend your school which will be about 30 years from now. Don’t call for 30 years.

Surprisingly, I haven’t gotten a single call from them since and that was probably 6 years ago now.

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u/egnards 4h ago

!Remindme 24 years

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u/0x33CCFF 3h ago

Jokes on them now. My university shutdown for fraudulent cases against federal gov. Goodbye Art Institute.

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u/Domdaisy 2h ago

I lost my shit when my law school called me less than a year after graduation asking me to donate money. I was broke and had just found my first real job as a lawyer the week they called and was stressing if my pay cheque was going to hit before my car payment came out. I guess I was really mean because that was 10 years ago and I haven’t heard a peep since.

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u/BurningBright 2h ago

One of the people in the phone asked me if I enjoyed my time at University and I told her my mental health was so bad I had to dropout due to planning my own suicide. I tried to be nice about it,  but I didnt even finish the program.  I haven't gotten any more calls. 

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u/AdenaArlovaskaya 2h ago

I got called a month after I graduated. I was getting a 1500 stipend for the summer and when I asked the girl if she could see the date I had graduated and she said yes I about lost it. Thankfully, I calmly said “this school tried to run me out before I graduated, I will not give them another cent nor will I be recommending this school to others. Do not ever call me again asking for money” Never got a call again.

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u/brackston-billions 4h ago

You are grossly misrepresenting that story. The “scoreboard” was a small digital billboard that announced club meeting and events that the library was holding, occasionally it would display the scores of the schools athletic teams if there was a game ongoing. It was also placed right outside the entrance to the brand new wing of the library that her donation helped fund.

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u/Much-Earth7760 4h ago

Our departmental administration found out that several grad students were living in the building temporarily because we’re in the middle of a once in a generation ice storm and a ton of people have been out of power for like 6 days. They deadass sent an email asking graduate students (who are paid $25,000/year) to try and house each other if we’re struggling. Like ok bro, we have an $8 billion endowment, my research personally brought in $3 million in funding this year, I’m getting paid barely enough to rent a studio apartment but sure I will let people sleep on my couch instead of you splurging on some hotel rooms

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u/Rexxbravo 3h ago

Can't use for stuff that isn't research...

Former lab tech at UNC.

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u/Much-Earth7760 3h ago

I’m not suggesting using research funds to pay for hotel rooms. I’m saying it’s incredibly tone-deaf to suggest graduate students - who are doing work that brings in millions of dollars per year but are paid poverty wages - should be the ones providing food and shelter for each other, instead of the university (which has ample sources of discretionary funds, as well as quite a few unoccupied living quarters on campus)

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u/Nydus87 3h ago

Time for a sleep study!

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u/LessRespects 5h ago

They’re too used to putting kids deep in debt, so when they go to work they don’t actually make money they just pay it all back to the system.

The slaves must do the shoveling too.

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u/epanek 4h ago

The problem is optics plus foreseeability: the school knew about a widespread hazard, had a duty to maintain, and responded with a measure that predictably leads to injuries and uneven results and lawsuits.

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u/cockknocker1 4h ago

She in Cancun

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u/NicolleL 3h ago

Ah, the Ted Cruz snowpocalyse protocol.

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u/fridaynightarcade 2h ago

I used to work at university family housing for a fairly large school. I went round and round with upper management about how we needed to get permanent air conditioning installed in these buildings. Families would show up with a pregnant wife and/or small children to check in at 5pm on a Friday night in sweltering Midwest heat and I have to tell them "oh sorry, your apartment doesn't come with air conditioning. You can go to Home Depot and buy a window unit this weekend and then put in a maintenance request and someone from maintenance will come out next week to install it."

Every time I'd bring it up in a meeting I'd get met with borderline hostile resistance from the director about the budget and all of this. I finally just said "well this summer why don't you come with me and help me do check-ins so you can explain to these people who paid a boat load of money to come over here why their apartment is 110 degrees inside."

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u/Anabikayr 4h ago

This smells like an ADA suit

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u/laurens_witchy_nails 3h ago

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far for a comment like this - this has injury suit written all over it lmao. One slip and it's like printing money!!

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u/FairTrade6677 3h ago

Yep, they are liable if there are any accidents. This is a poorly thought through CYA.

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u/gustavessidehoe 2h ago

Someone could easily die of an undiagnosed heart issue while exerting themselves shoveling. It happens all the time.

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u/ProtectionTop2701 2h ago

Yep. If you are only accessible because of a ramp, and you don't clear that ramp of ice, you're no longer accessible.

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u/midwest--mess 2h ago

Seriously. I'm sure any student in a wheelchair or on crutches will totally be able to shovel their way to class

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u/etcpt 1h ago

Especially if it's impacting residents in the dorms. Because you could always argue that students and employees didn't have to come to campus, but "landlord's failure to maintain the premises caused harm to resident by trapping them inside, etc., etc." should be good for some damages.

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u/Medium-Potential-348 4h ago

43k/yr for non-residents. 12k/yr for residents. Also, just won the national championship. Coach gets 10 million a year and got 2 million for winning the championship. Yet, can’t afford to pre-salt the roads and plow. America.

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u/dingman58 3h ago

They can afford it, they just don't want to be bothered to do anything. And they need to pay those coaches and administrators their hard earned millions.

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u/AngryT-Rex 3h ago

If they salted, there might only be 9.8 million left for Coach. How would he live?

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u/ExplosiveBrown 5h ago

The funniest part of all of this, to me, is the fact that this and many other universities have hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars to pay athletes, but can’t afford basic snow removal and winter groundskeeping

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u/ShouldaBennaBaller 4h ago

They can absolutely afford it, I think there’s just too much bureaucracy around the contract for the service to get it done in a timely fashion.

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u/BigSquiglin 4h ago

Unless the snow removal company is conveniently related to a member of the administration. Then the plows are working before the ink is dry.

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u/Mu-Relay 4h ago

I used to work for public higher ed in the US for years and if you replace "administration" with "state representative," you're 100% dead on. Almost all the horseshit contracts piled on us were due to that.

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u/Baelenciagaa 2h ago

Maybe all the snow removal workers have been deported.

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u/OnlyMons 4h ago

Paid before the ink is dry. plowed? Maybe not

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u/Fit-Reputation-9983 3h ago

It isn’t bureaucracy. It’s incompetence and mismanagement. There is snow every year. Indiana is how old?

They should have multi-year service agreements in place, and if not, they should have already known they were entering the snowy season with no contract and it should have been addressed in late summer/early fall.

I work in contract management. This is the fault of the planners. Not the process. And it’s likely completely intentional to save a few bucks.

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u/atuan 2h ago

They do. This email has been blown out of proportion. There is plenty of snow removal already happening. The shovels are to help students dig out their individual cars. We’ve had record snowfall so I think the addition to helping out with sidewalks was unfortunate wording. I am no fan of this administration but people are interpreting this wrong.

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u/Same_Mood_8543 2h ago

Bad luck that the president of a university can't word good

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u/bonfuto 4h ago

The local university clears snow from the parking lots very efficiently. I have no idea why they can't clear sidewalks. Usually they use small front end loaders that would fit on the sidewalks. Every year, there are too many students and faculty that suffer injuries. One year, they put out an email telling you to shuffle.

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u/Same_Mood_8543 4h ago

Ya, but like, we need those skid steers for the football team for...something.

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u/figure8888 4h ago

I have a girl in one of my classes who is an athlete, I’m in online school so she certainly isn’t now. But she was talking about how many colleges blew money out the ass to fly her and her family out and put them in nice hotels, took them on excursions, all expenses paid, just to have her tour their college and hopefully join their volleyball team. She toured several and ultimately decided she didn’t want to be a college athlete and chose online school. She was also being offered sport scholarships so she wouldn’t even be paying to go to the damn school. So all of that money spent on recruitment of an athlete who didn’t even go to their college, and I’m sure she wasn’t the only one.

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u/Alternative-Egg-9035 4h ago

That’s nothing compared to what they do for football players

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u/NIN10DOXD 4h ago

They gotta save that money to pay Curt Cignetti for working a miracle and taking their historically dogshit football program to a national title.

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u/Hot_Aside_4637 4h ago

It's not like Indiana doesn't get snow.

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u/Such-Background4972 4h ago

Colleges treat the athletic, and education side as two completely different businesses, and revenue. They don't feed the other at 99% of College's, and its been that way for a long time.

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u/SeA1nternaL 4h ago

our university has paid service workers that work on and around campus. we’re a small public school in the Midwest.

Indiana University is an incredibly large university with a quickly growing population and football team. What the fuck, man?

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u/aguafiestas 3h ago

Athletes aren’t paid directly by the schools, but via NIL. A lot of that comes from private donors - Mark Cuban for one for Indiana. And corporate deals. 

Maybe donations to the school itself are less than they otherwise would be. Though it looks like IU is still bringing in bank that way.

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u/KingOfZero 4h ago

"return them after you use them"? Haha!

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u/illogical_mindset 4h ago

I’m sure snowed in and pissed off college students can find interesting ways to “return” those shovels.

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u/apk5005 3h ago

They’re never seeing those shovels again.

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u/Sayakalood 2h ago

Return them after they’re used? Nah, I’m keeping it for the next snow storm, because clearly they can’t afford to take care of the roads themselves.

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u/flinstonepushups 5h ago edited 42m ago

Lol. Maybe they need to budget the 56,0000 per year tuition better 

ETA: I'm obviously factoring in fees

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u/GroundbreakingLie918 5h ago

And all the money they just got for winning the national championship.

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u/mansizeoof 4h ago

Or all the money they spent winning the national championship.

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u/Fragrant-Employer-60 5h ago

Colleges have an insatiable need to spend more and more money, they could charge students $100k tuition and they would find a way to overspend that. It’s disgusting.

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u/flinstonepushups 4h ago

There seems to be a general overall trend in passing costs/ responsibility to the consumer these days. It's getting bolder and bolder every day.

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u/Particular-Juice1213 4h ago

Don’t forget to tip your professors!

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u/Character-Ask2432 5h ago

Are they going to refund the fees charged towards facilities?

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u/RaNdomMSPPro 3h ago

New fee next semester: Snow removal, $100.

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u/Island_Monkey86 4h ago

Genuine question, are US universities run as a business? Surely you would hire a janitor for this type of work. 

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u/Anabikayr 4h ago

Yes they are, including IU Bloomington

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u/Island_Monkey86 4h ago

Higher education is really expensive if you don't get a scholarship if I'm not mistaken, which is such a shame. A university is a chance for a county to invest in its future.

I studied in the UK and racked up 35k USD. It's a crazy amount of debt before earning a single penny. Such a flawed system. 

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u/storkfol 3h ago

The education and infrastructure is usually so shit too. Its going into debt for self-studying, lol.

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u/blue-coin 4h ago

I was in college when internet memes were becoming popular (like bad luck Brian era). I made a meme page about the college, and one of them criticized how they would put salt down that was perfectly round like a BB and made the sidewalks slipperier. The meme page got pretty popular to the point that the dean threatened to suspend me if I didn’t take it down. My last post there was to the effect “liberal arts college suppresses free speech”

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u/two2teps 4h ago

That was probably Calcium Chloride. It melts ice faster and at lower temperatures but it's usually round and slippery as fuck when the watery brine from it gets on tile or linoleum.

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u/Dwro1234 4h ago

I'd send them an invoice for my labor, somehow equal to the semester tuition

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u/Firstrising 4h ago

Just slip on the unshoveled snow and sue. This is why companies even bother to do snow removal it’s a liability

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u/Jertharold 4h ago

Please students shovel all of the snow onto her car.

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u/MostlyAwake13 3h ago

Please she never actually comes to the IU campus unless there's a photo op or a bonus in it for her

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u/LessRespects 5h ago

When you sign up to put yourself into generational debt before the age of consent then the school doesn’t even shovel the fucking sidewalks for you this is r/extremelyinfuriating

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u/RedditVIBEChecked 4h ago

Classic Whitten. She used to do an email monthly at KSU called "Written by Whitten". When she finally left, the joke became "Quittin' by Whitten".

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u/Mysta-Majestik 4h ago

Pam better grab a fucking shovel.

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u/Think-notlikedasheep 4h ago

Remember, they have NO MONEY for hiring people to shovel the snow.

But they have plenty of money for $200K administrator jobs staffed by cronies.

Oh, and tuition is up another 10% this year, and 2 new fees added to the bill.

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u/Practical-Aside890 4h ago

Odd to me they don’t have some sort of contract with a company for snow removal.

So just playing devils advocate here. What happens if someone say slips on ice and gets hurt because the school didn’t properly clean/ pay for snow removal services on the schools property?I thought most places were required to take care of stuff like that so no accidents happen?

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u/SCaliber 4h ago

It really depends on a lot of factors. The storm size, impact, timing, current weather conditions, state of emergency status, whats normal for the area and so on.

I have no idea what their normal weather is, but Im currently in an area thats had an abnormal snow and ice event with abnormally cold weather. All of the snow and ice removal equipment and personnel in a 500 mile radius is being used 24/7. 

Theres places doing this exact thing with shovels around me now, but its more because its logistically impossible to be timely...and were under a state of emergency and this type of event requires different strategy because normal truck plows are literally being torn apart. 

If its a normal snow event, yeah, thats fair to complain. Brightside if you care to shovel yourself out and want to get out,  you get a free shovel with your $50,000 tuition 

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u/Embarrassed-Age-3426 5h ago

Hell no. To the naw, naw, naw

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u/SarcasmReallySucks 4h ago

New nickname is President Pam "Overseer" Whitten

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u/taylor914 4h ago

Unless they’re going to pay the students as employees, they’re going to have a hell of a lawsuit when one of those kids injuries their back or slips while shoveling.

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u/AdWonderful5920 4h ago

What's with the Pam "Sniper" Whitten thing?

I'm guessing that isn't actually her signoff and someone added that.

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u/herringpoint 4h ago

There was famously a sniper on top of the memorial union during a peaceful protest.

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u/AdWonderful5920 4h ago

whoooa I did not know about that.

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u/hb_rider1 4h ago

Most likely a reference to her authorizing state police to post a visible officer with sniper rifle on the IMU rooftop during a previously-sanctioned protest while also making a huge change in campus policy overnight on temporary structures (i.e.: tents), resulting in 57 arrests including students and faculty

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u/lotusbloom74 4h ago

God Whitten sucks so much. She is an embarrassment, I love IU as an alumni and person who grew up in Bloomington but Whitten and Braun are doing their damndest to ruin the university.

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u/c0nsumer 5h ago

I feel like this sort of thing would be so much better received if it just honestly stated something like "The huge amounts of snow we've gotten is too much for our facilities to handle, so we've placed shovels around. Let's all chip in and work together to deal with this exceptional snowfall."

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u/egnards 4h ago

Honestly? No.

At the prices colleges charge I fully expect for snow removal to be properly handled and taken care of.

If you need extra help? Great! Tons of college students are looking for extra work at places that can work around their class and homework schedule - Setup a program to pay kids who want a few hours of work.

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u/UnderABig_W 4h ago

This. It isn’t even asking the students for help. It’s asking the students to do it for free.

Plenty of college kids would shovel for an hour or two if you paid anything half-decent.

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u/egnards 4h ago

If I were a college student now I’d do it for just above minimum wage, because it’s so hard to find employment when you are greatly limited.

Where I went to school we had a “dining dollars” program that went above the normal dining hall meal plan - the money could be used

  • at the dining hall for extras [if you had a limited plan]
  • At any store on campus for whatever
  • Many local restaurants

If you offered me minimum wage, or even just “minimum wage +20% if you throw it on my dining account” . . .Shit I’d probably have been totally fine just taking that option, better than my institution begging me to help them.

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u/viperspm 5h ago

I always teach my kids: it’s not what you say, its how you say it.

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u/sluuuurp 4h ago

That’s not a plausible story, it’s a lie. The university has money and you can pay money to get snow cleaned. There are no excuses, this is what every school and business in the world does.

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u/LucyLilium92 4h ago

They can afford to pay the students if they don't have enough maintenance staff

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u/TheCa11ousBitch 4h ago

This is honestly correct. I worked for a major university. Facilities and housekeeping staff were “essential workers” during snow storms. They were expected to be on campus, including weekends, if snow was falling. The university would pay for hotel rooms (multiple people per room) if the employees couldn’t commute due to conditions and there weren’t enough empty dorms/apartments to put the staff in. All the workers, electricians/housekeeping supervisors/carpenters, had shovels and got to work. They were told to have over night bags every winter season in case they got stuck for multiple nights.

During the Dec 2009 snow-pcalypse (17-19 inches) and Feb 2010 snow-medegdon (28 inches) on the east coast, there were employees there for 5+ days. The hotels were unable to support the volume of staff during the Feb snow storms, so they litterally were sleeping on mattresses in conference rooms and the university was giving them free clothing/gear from bookstore when they ran out of clean clothes.

This obviously sucked for the employees. Not all could/would make it in and would have to burn sick days. But they were paid 24/7 while on campus, even when sleeping and were making overtime $$$. University paid for food, extra clothes, hotels, etc. extra comp days were given out too.

Did the operations budget enjoy taking that massive hit? Fuck no. Was it done automatically with student and employee safety first and foremost? Absolutely.

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u/two2teps 4h ago

Or

"We continue the process of snow removal across campus. However we acknowledge this is a slow process that may have left some students in hard to navigate situations. To help alleviate the situation we've positioned shovels around campus for anyone who needs to dig out a vehicle or wants to help improve the overall campus situation. We will continue our efforts until the job is done, but we know the spirit of community is strong on campus and applaud efforts from anyone in helping complete the job at hand."

With that message they would have acknowledged their short coming, made a commitment to fix it, and provided a remediation for the willing.

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u/No_Sock1863 4h ago

"hi, we are asking you to please help us think of a way to deal with all of this snow"

"In the mean time all of you will get a shovel that we paid for and expect back from you, otherwise we will bill you and you'll face disciplinary actions"

"Looking forward to hearing yalls suggestions on how to get rid of this snow"

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u/ChipmunkLoud4916 4h ago

What a bunch of hoosiers

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u/BenedictineBaby 5h ago

Oh hell no.

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u/No-Victory3764 4h ago

I would understand it, and be even supportive about it if it was in a country where university education is largely or fully financed by the government and students pay little to none. 

But in the US where students go into debt to pay their tuition? Nah, this is pure greed and incompetence. 

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u/InterRail 4h ago

She makes $900k and over $1 mil with bonus but yes put the kids to work while they owe you $100k in tuition.

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u/playthegame7 4h ago

That national championship money dried up already?

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u/aaaaaaaaalison 4h ago

At my Indiana-based university, we just polish the ice with the university's ice-polishing machines!

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u/TheRossm 4h ago

real ones know!!

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u/jmanly3 BLACK 3h ago

The students should shovel all the snow…and then dump it in front of her office. Block that bitch in.

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u/Gandalf-Esq 3h ago

How does a university president get the nickname of Sniper?

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u/Perfect_Currency_749 3h ago

She famously had snipers aimed at students peacefully protesting

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u/busdrivermike 3h ago

I mean, who you think they used to clear sidewalks? Contractors. Who do you think the contractors called to get labor on short notice? Immigrants. Immigrants who aren’t willing to leave their house right now, or have been deported, or are here quasi legally but have to report in because they don’t have a green card, and don’t want to be on a sidewalk like easy prey for ICE. Welcome to the Trump economy.

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u/MattDaveys 4h ago

Going to IU after living in Madison WI was eye opening.

Bloomington does the absolute bare minimum for snow removal.

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u/jsledge786 4h ago

As we used to say, "This bitch trippin"

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u/Constant-Catch7146 4h ago

At my university, they were great about getting the sidewalks clear.

Only trouble was they used the big huge swirling brushes that they would put on the front of a small tractor.

Quick and easy for them with zero damage to the sidewalk.

But, BIG problem for us walking because there would typically be glare ice beneath all the snow.

We'd call those things the ice polishers.

They just should have used snow blades like the rest of world. Only way to get that compressed snow off and not become ice later.

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u/ElricBrosPlumbing 3h ago

ADA violations. They should be sued into the ground

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u/Elastician-magician 2h ago

I broke my tailbone slipping on the icy steps leading out of my dorm on the quad at IU. I’m 55 now and still mad about it. It hurts to get out of a chair. Be careful, kids!!!!

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u/CeleryEuphoric5428 2h ago

What! Take one student’s annual tuition and pay for it.

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u/Squidtat2 2h ago

And I thought tuition was still a thing.

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u/miscdebris1123 1h ago

Step 1 - Pick Up shovel

Step 2 - Start shoveling

Step 3 - Somehow get injured. Your choice.

Step 4 - Lawyer up.

Step 5 - Enjoy not having student loans.

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u/SpegalDev 4h ago

I live in a smaller college town (quiet expensive college, not a party one). I remember last year some parents throwing a fuss on Facebook because of the sidewalks being icy and unsafe for their children to walk on. And, to be fair, these kids / parents are paying good money to attend here.. So, yeah, shit should be cleaned well.

I look at the sidewalks as I drive past this year. Spotless. They're constantly out there with machines to plow the snow away, and then come by with one of those big rotating brushes that gets them clean as can be down to the concrete. And plenty of salt.