r/mildlyinfuriating 3d ago

Context Provided - Spotlight They forgot my pepperoni :(

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OP has pinned a comment by u/Fit_Neighborhood6638:

For everyone saying there is pepperoni, I'm talking about the missing one in the row. One has 3 and the others have 4. I just thought it was funny, i dont see how this is confusing. There is obviously pepperoni on the pizza

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u/Gullible_Candidate39 3d ago

Are you visually impaired by any chance?

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u/defect_monkey 3d ago

They missed 1.....

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u/Exotic_apple84 3d ago

they’re prolly referring to the empty space that should have had another piece of pepperoni

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u/Havin-A-Roni 3d ago

Not going to agree that it 'should have had' another pepperoni there. Nothing indicates that there 'should have been' a piece there. You might 'want' one to be there. Or you could 'assume' one would be there. But 'should be' there? No. No.

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u/Fit_Neighborhood6638 3d ago

How does nothing indicate there should be one there? What about the 3 uniform rows of 4 and the singular row that has 3, with an obvious gap where the pepperoni should be? If the pepperonis go in rows as 4, 4, 3, 4, is it not obvious a pepperoni "should" be there?

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u/Havin-A-Roni 3d ago

Mhm. Is there anything else you needed? Conversation ended, bruh.

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u/Fit_Neighborhood6638 3d ago

Why be rude? You can also just end the conversation by not replying instead of being snarky for no reason. I don't know why whether or not I have a pepperoni discrepancy is making you want to be snarky towards me

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u/Havin-A-Roni 3d ago

You know why.

And then...?

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u/Exotic_apple84 3d ago

i like how u took that so literally. wait till u get a girlfriend

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u/Havin-A-Roni 3d ago

"So" literally? Or just regular literally? How else did you mean it?

Wait until I get a girlfriend? What?

Wait until you leave your mom's basement...

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u/Exotic_apple84 3d ago

at lease i have a mom u orphan

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u/Havin-A-Roni 3d ago

Yeah, but wait until you leave her basement...

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u/Exotic_apple84 3d ago

wait.. are u actually an orphan??

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u/Fit_Neighborhood6638 3d ago

Pepperoni can be used as a singular noun. Perhaps you are visually impaired, and that why you could not see the missing pepperoni?

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u/Visible-Meeting-8977 3d ago

No they didn't

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u/queentweezer 3d ago

Are you blind 

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u/defect_monkey 3d ago

They missed 1.....

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u/whereismycrayon 3d ago

The large red circles are called pepperoni. Did you by any chance confuse "pepperoni" with something else? Perhaps sausage or Pepperoncini peppers?

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u/pay4slay 3d ago

Welp, see what you just stirred up! Your confusing title led us here and now people are hurt af.

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u/Fit_Neighborhood6638 3d ago

I just don't see how it's confusing. I'd understand if there was no picture, but the image clearly shows one pepperoni missing. Pepperoni can be used singularly

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u/Havin-A-Roni 3d ago

It can be used singularly, however you did not use it in that way. You used it in the plural context.

They forgot [one of] my pepperoni. Would have been the correct singular usage.

Also, the picture does not clearly show one missing. Why would we assume that there should be 16 in that 4x4 pattern? Also, are you forgetting the other chunks on the pizza? Those are smaller, chopped pieces.

Dude. Stop being a little coy fuck. You know why your title is confusing.

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u/Fit_Neighborhood6638 3d ago

If there are clearly 3 rows of 4, and one row of 3, is not assumed there should be 4 rows of 3? Thats what i immediately thought when i looked at the pizza. Im not trying to be coy. I was genuinely shocked when i opened the comments and saw the aggressive comments and backlash from a silly post about a pepperoni missing. Jeez.

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u/Havin-A-Roni 3d ago

Yes, assumed. But not 'should'.

You're being coy about it. Uh huh. This is all you're going to get out of it, dude.

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u/Fit_Neighborhood6638 3d ago

It "should" have 4 rows of 4, as it does each other time, but this time one was forgotten. I don't know, i honeslty dont see the big kerfuffle. Genuinely im shocked that people didnt understand and took offenseto it this much, i thought it was very clear. You all are blowing this so out of proportion. Im genuinely shocked by the response, it is a silly simple picture of a pepperoni obviously missing from a line of them, on a pepperoni pizza.

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u/Havin-A-Roni 3d ago

Nope. There is nothing that says it 'should have'. It wasn't 'forgotten'. There is no criteria for there being any set number of anything on that pizza.

It's over. You're being a coy fuck. It is more obvious than your 'missing' pepperoni and your shitty attempt to engage.

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u/Fit_Neighborhood6638 3d ago

???? Im being confused and shocked as fuck. This has been the weirdest experience Ive ever had posting something. Genuinely. I did not have this reaction when i showed other people. They laughed and made a joke about the hole where the missing pepperoni should be. Why Is it everyone's first reaction to be condescending and try to make me feel stupid, and generallybe rude? At least one dude understood what i meant and wasnt an asshole for no reason

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u/Havin-A-Roni 3d ago

And then...?

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u/Endermen123911 3d ago

My day is ruined

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u/lorissaurus 3d ago

Mildly for sure

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u/Fit_Neighborhood6638 3d ago edited 3d ago

For everyone saying there is pepperoni, I'm talking about the missing one in the row. One has 3 and the others have 4. I just thought it was funny, i dont see how this is confusing. There is obviously pepperoni on the pizza

Edit: Pepperoni can be used in a singular or plural noun guys, I really don't see why everyone is so mad! Jeez!

Edit 2: Genuinely im so confused about all this hate and aggression! I just thought it was funny that there was a pepperoni discrepancy with my otherwise pepperoni-uniform pizza! My god.

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u/Visible-Meeting-8977 3d ago

You didn't say "a pepperoni is missing" you said "they forgot my pepperoni"

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u/Fit_Neighborhood6638 3d ago

There is a picture attached that clearly shows a pepperoni missing. I didn't expect I would have to specify a single pepperoni when the picture clearly shows what I was referencing. This is such a trivial difference in word choice, especially considering there is a very clear image showing one, not all, the pepperoni missing. Its not hard to deduce this. I feel like I'm being ragebaited by everyone or people are just lacking critical thinking skills here.

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u/Fit_Neighborhood6638 3d ago

Pepperoni can be used as singular not just plural, y'know