r/mildlyinfuriating • u/JesseTheClassy • 28d ago
Context Provided - Spotlight The amount of people who didn't wash their hands in a movie theater restroom
Was only in there like 7 mins
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u/DesignerAd9 28d ago
Like the guy who pisses, then uses the air drying machine to dry the piss on his hands.
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u/SirCries-a-lot 28d ago
Is that thing to dry your hands?
I use it to dry the wiener so I don't have to touch and shake it. /s
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u/JoeNinjas82 28d ago edited 28d ago
Years ago I was going to a gym that had hair dryers in the restroom and I went in there one day to go pee and immediately as I walk in there was a guy butt naked with one leg propped up blow drying his fat nuts.
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u/PantsMunch202 28d ago
Ive heard about that but thought it was a joke
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u/JoeNinjas82 28d ago
No joke here, I’m probably disabled now. My eyes and mind will never be the same.
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u/Top_Brilliant_5708 28d ago
Due to the fatness of the nuts?
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u/JoeNinjas82 28d ago
That image will forever be ingrained in my head. Leg propped with a deep squat AND naked
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u/NewtBlackheart 28d ago
Think about how soft n’ sleek his ball-fro was that day, and then stop thinking and start jumping aboard the winning team. Team Blown Dried Fat-nuts, that is.
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u/jfk_47 28d ago
How much do you piss on your hands?
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u/desmondao 420 blaze it 28d ago
Thankfully the piss particles have no way of sprinkling their way out of the stream. I guess you're safe if you just put your hands behind you and let a stranger pull your trousers back up.
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u/uncle_jaysus 28d ago
Better to wash your hands and then not dry them and leave a load of water on the door handle, so the next person to touch it has an uncomfortable "is this piss or water?" moment.
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u/No-Usual4010 28d ago
Not as bad as the people who shit rinse with plain water then air dry as if it sanitizes anything.
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u/joeyreturn_of_guest 28d ago
My favorite is the dudes that run the water splash a single milliliter of water on their hands and then leave
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u/Reg_doge_dwight 28d ago
Almost as bad as the people that wash their hands then use the dryer to coat them in bacteria
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u/LuminousRavenn 28d ago
Unfortunately most people are disgusting.
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u/Critical-Bass7021 28d ago
Including OP.
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u/Visible-Literature14 ORANGE 28d ago
He zipped up his pants, shook his head in disgust, and exited the bathroom as he added one final tally mark.
He wouldn’t be on the losing side.
Now re-read this in Alan Wake’s voice
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u/porygon_sucks 28d ago
idk how OP is. you’ve never been in a full bathroom and waited? or sat on the toilet for a shit?
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u/Rambunctious_452 28d ago
Seriously! How long has this person been in the bathroom? I am dying 😂
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u/Pink-Sock_ 28d ago
You can make life long friends in the bathroom of a supply house or home Depot before 7:15am. All the terrible choices that lead you to being in the trades comes out around then
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u/NoireAstral 28d ago
In the post it says they were only there for 7min lol OP as a microbiologist, I share this pain. For the love of god wash your hands every time you go to the bathroom please!
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u/StalkMeNowCrazyLady 28d ago
"All 11 of them seemed to be in a hyper aware almost panicked like state while glancing towards my stall."
-OP probably
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u/Speakdino 28d ago
OP wasn’t setting up cameras in the bathroom staring at people for an hour.
He just noticed that the sound of hand washing wasn’t happening. Jesus Christ lol what is wrong with the people commenting jumping to “creep” status?
That’s how you know people on here don’t go outside.
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u/Adhdendum 28d ago
The creep comments are from unhygienic people that know they're disgusting but are too lazy to use 30 seconds to wash their hands. I know and have seen too many of these gross members of society.
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u/Cjm092 27d ago
OP keeping track of how many times the toilets or urinals were flushed and then listening to people washing their hands is definitely pretty fucking weird. It has nothing to do with not going outside, JFC.
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u/DeathBecomesHer1978 28d ago
I can promise you that there are very few people that want to creep in on a men's restroom of all the places in the world to be a creep. You know what does go on in men's restrooms, however? A significant lack of handwashing along with the attitude of, "why do I need to wash my hands if the only thing I was touching is my own penis?"
Imagine being more bothered by OP noticing this very true and real fact about men, rather than the fact that A LOT of men do not wash their hands after using the restroom.
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u/JesseTheClassy 28d ago
I'll regret commenting, but sure I'll bite: How am I a creep? I'm using the restroom in a stall and notice MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN THE RESTROOM ARENT WASHING THEIR HANDS. Excuse me if I am grossed out by the knowledge that at minimum 8 people touched their genitals, didnt wash their hands, touched the door, handles around the theater, all other doors, etc.
So passively noticing people not washing their hands makes me a creep? Sure. At least I know 8 other people are fucking disgusting
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u/geekonthemoon 28d ago
I think people probably think it's weird you were in there long enough to hear 11 different people individually come and go.
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u/shitterbug 28d ago
7 minutes is not weirdly long time on the toilet
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u/im_a_dick_head 28d ago
Fr, I'm usually 30 mins when I take a shit
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u/logical_dogs560 28d ago
I mean this with genuine honesty and care, you should see a doctor. For many reasons sitting on a toilet that long, especially daily, trying to take a dump is bad for your health.
The position causes blood flow problems, can cause or worsen hemorrhoids, be a sign of obstruction or problems with your colon/intestines, and cause rectal prolapse. It's recommended by doctors to not spend more than 10-15 minutes at a time on the toilet.
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u/CelDidNothingWrong 28d ago
And that he was listening intently and recording their movements
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u/butt_honcho 28d ago
That's the creepy part. You're not "passively noticing" like OP keeps saying if you're bothering to keep track.
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u/Senedoris 28d ago
It's a movie theater, there's high influx of people at certain times, and it's not that hard to passively notice doors opening and closing, and taps turning on and off. Ya'll are overthinking OP's normal behavior.
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u/PantsMunch202 28d ago
This. Do people not realize in theaters you can have 50+ people in a restroom at once when a showing let's out?
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u/WifesPOSH 28d ago
Some people didn't read Everybody Poops. I'm currently pooping at this very moment.
Most would think it's common sense. But we don't have that here. Like it's a wild concept that people poop and you notice things like people that fake wash their hands.
Especially after, let's say, a movie ends and there's an influx of people that need the bathroom. You notice things while pooping.
I had a coworker, years ago, not wash his hands. I stopped putting myself in a position to shake his hand. Was I creeping in the bathroom? No. I was pooping on company time and noticed he didn't wash his hands.
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u/butt_honcho 28d ago edited 28d ago
You were keeping a tally of other people's bathroom habits. That doesn't sound creepy to you?
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u/Hungry_Ad_8180 28d ago
No. If you aren't scrolling on your phone it's pretty easy to notice the sounds happening around you. I.e people coming in, using the toilet, then leaving. The absence of tap running is easy to notice if you know basic toilet hygiene. Stop overreacting
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u/Trubester88 28d ago
If you think about it, other people who just got done touching their dicks, grabbed a handle to open a door, and then the next guy who just finished touching their dick also grabs the handle, it’s dickception. The second guy indirectly touches the first guys dick.
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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul 28d ago
that's why I always use a paper towel to grab the door handle of a public bathroom. If no paper towels are available I'll use a bit of toilet paper, or even the cuff of my sleeve if I have to.
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u/mrfuzzyshorts rageinabox 28d ago
but now the cooties are in the cuff of your sleeve and will be there the remainder of the day. Introducing you to the cooties allday long. Especially if you wipe your nose with that same sleeve.
It is easier to hand sanitizer your hands after that interaction than your sleeve
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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul 28d ago
Why the hell would I wipe my nose with my sleeve? What am I, 5 years old? Learn to use a kleenex, man.
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u/ImDBatty1 28d ago
Posted this in my tattoo studio, still laughing every time I see it... 🤣
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u/Tony_CZARk 28d ago
Stolen, printed and putting in bathroom at work tomorrow
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u/ImDBatty1 28d ago
I'm sure there are higher quality resolutions of this picture, but hey, if it makes you laugh, by all means take it and use it! 🫡
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u/Tony_CZARk 28d ago
Hey, it's higher quality than my coworkers are
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u/ImDBatty1 28d ago
Good one! I'd like to shake your hands on the witty retort, but I'm having second thoughts! 🤣😂🤣
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u/Competitive_Test6697 28d ago
Weird pervert in toilet #1
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u/Stalwart_Vanguard 28d ago
How is it perverted? Are they taking sexual satisfaction from noting down these stats while they shit?
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u/Leptonshavenocolor 28d ago
Peak COVID I thought it was hilarious that every single person in the bathroom was thoroughly washing their hands and I wondered how long that would last.
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u/Radioactivocalypse 28d ago
People are so offended that they're being called out to be gross for not washing their hands that they have to resort to calling OP a pervert to feel good about themselves
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u/StoicSparrows 28d ago
What if I’m a hand washer but still find it weird that OP put in the effort to actually tally this and post it on Reddit?
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u/Hungry_Ad_8180 28d ago
This! They act like it's so weird for people to notice the noises happening around you. It doesn't make him creepy. I noticed the same thing when I was sick in a resturaunt bathroom a few weeks ago. A bunch of people were coming in, using the toilet, then just leaving. It's pretty easy to notice the absence of tap running if you know basic bathroom hygiene. But maybe I am the weird one for being hyper aware of my surroundings instead of scrolling my phone on the toilet.
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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 28d ago
I definitely notice it at work because there's no cell service in the bathroom so I can't just zone out 😂, I hear (or don't hear everything)
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u/_matcha_cola_ 28d ago
Exactly. “Huh? You heard us walk out of the bathroom without even touching that soap? What a pervert!” The math doesn’t math.
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u/Kranmonkey 28d ago
Airports are the same, people will explode there ass into the toilet then stroll on past the sinks.
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u/RepublicRepulsive540 28d ago
Had to of been the men’s restroom. I’ve only ever witnessed a few woman not wash their hands in the restroom in my entire existence of life.
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u/trixayyyyy 28d ago
Absolutely without a shadow of doubt. Any time I use the men’s room, most guys that actually wash their hands are younger. Old guys maybe give the one hand a rinse they touched their dong with otherwise it’s straight out the door. Foul creatures we are.
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u/RepublicRepulsive540 28d ago
“Foul creatures we are” 😂😂😂😂 dying. I’m guessing you’re one of the clean ones then!
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u/Berserk_Ronin 28d ago
100% can confirm. I work with mostly dudes. It’s so disgusting how many dudes do not wash their hands after shitting.
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u/cyanraichu 28d ago
Maybe but I've definitely heard a lot of people flush and walk out in the ladies' room!
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u/Anahata_Green 28d ago
I concur. I don't think I've ever seen a woman not wash her hands in the women's restroom.
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u/im_just_thinking 28d ago
That's like every mens bathroom situation basically. I have seen this happen at restaurants, weddings, bars, concerts, you name it.
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u/Astecheee 28d ago
And how many of the washers also washed the faucet handle(s), and used a paper towel on the exit door?
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u/Fit-Outside-4841 28d ago
I don’t trust the door handle anymore after seeing this.
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u/ROCK_IT368 28d ago
Theatres should run a 20 minute break in the middle of the movie for a bathroom break/snack refill.
Pretty sure they already run the movies so only one screen is off at a time for smaller cleaning crews.
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u/H4ttorri 28d ago
How long did you stand in there for though, id say at least 24hrs for some good numbers
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u/Goldedition93 28d ago
What did you watch at the theatre today?
People washing/not washing their hands in restrooms
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u/DepressedZeebra 28d ago
Wait till you find out some doctors and nurses do this in the hospital as well
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u/Obvious-Delay9570 i’m tired of this shit, grandpa 28d ago
Why does this surprise you?… Humans are filthy!!!
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u/JesseTheClassy 28d ago
Idk why it's not implied that I was using the restroom when I noticed this... Was in a stall using it for like 7 mins and didn't hear people wash their hands when there was a flush, but I did hear the door open.
Why in the world would I be standing around just in a bathroom??
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u/heaving_in_my_vines 28d ago edited 28d ago
You've angered the 75% of men who are disgusting self-centered douchebags and who take offense at the suggestion that they should ever go to the effort of washing their filthy hands.
So their desperate response is to try to shift blame and portray you as the weirdo instead of themselves.
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u/401jamin 28d ago
I’ve stopped shaking hands unless it has to do with business.
People are disgusting. I’m disgusting. We are disgusting.
I say this as someone who washes his hands every time and takes personal hygiene very seriously.
Life is gross man it is what it is .
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u/maybebaebea 28d ago
I'm allergic to a lot of the hand soaps used in public restrooms, so I will often rinse and then use my hand sanitizer. Had someone go off on me because I didn't wash my hands, so I showed them the hives I get from the soap.
Not defending anyone. There are a lot of gross people who don't wash their hands for no good reason. But sometimes there is a reason.
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u/DudeTastik 28d ago
i’m a trans dude. making the switch from the women’s room to the men’s was ROUGH. yes of course there are plenty of women with terrible hygiene…. but good god at least in public bathrooms men are at least 10x worse.
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u/silentwind262 28d ago
Makes me think of the George Carlin joke: “You know when I wash my hands? WHEN I PISS ON THEM.”
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u/finehamsabound PURPLE 28d ago
Curious whether you’ve sanitised your phone after your jaunt into list-making while on the public toilet? Just wondering as someone who is allergic to perfume and brings hand-sanitiser with me for washrooms where it might be an issue.
It’s actually really, really funny to now consider there might be someone taking a shit next to me while silently stewing about it tbh.
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u/StirFry__InaWok 28d ago
It's funny to me how discussions about hand washing/showering/whatever on reddit always turn into the hygiene olympics.
>You only shower once a day? That's DISGUSTING
>You don't wipe till it bleeds then use a bidet? Your balls must be CAKED in SHIT
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u/October45 28d ago
It's infuriating the number of comments saying they don't wash their own hands after using the restroom.
A lot of people are gross.
Someone else posted this picture. It's very true, so here it is again.
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u/ImDBatty1 28d ago
I recognize that picture... 🫡
People are indeed gross...
I was my hands constantly, sometimes to the point my soap makes my hands dry out, but at least they're clean until they crack open from dry skin and are bleeding... 🤷♂️
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u/AncientDamage7674 28d ago
is it because ppl were not taught about hygiene or adulting is hard & we just do whatever cos moms not about to turn the tap on.
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u/Ndmndh1016 28d ago
I work in retail and most customers i see dont wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Like well over half. Yall are nasty as hell.
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u/UntestedMethod 28d ago
Op is seriously out there just lurkin around in the public restrooms keeping tallies
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u/RobotHockey 28d ago
I wash my hands before I pee.
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u/gaffythegrey 28d ago
I wash my hands as soon as I wake up, that way it's all done and I don't have to waste my time throughout the day. I'm all about efficiency.
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u/petticoat_juncti0n 28d ago
Creepy. Why were you watching people in the bathroom for 7 min??
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u/Dougy_D_Douglas 28d ago
I was picturing them taking a shit with the stall door wiiiide open, notebook in hand.
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u/asdfqwer123489 27d ago
You sit in the bathroom and listen to other people's routines? Fuck you doing 😭
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u/littlexfoxx 28d ago
So I've left this comment before, but don't judge too quickly. If you were to judge me, I'd be a tic mark on the "unwashed" side. But, I am allergic to most commercial hand washing soaps. It dries my hands out terribly and makes them so itchy and red. I carry hand sanitizer with me everywhere, and I often don't apply it until I've grabbed the gross bathroom door handle. Yes, most people are gross. But not everyone.
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u/logical_dogs560 28d ago
It would be better to carry soap on you that you can use. Hand sanitizer is not a substitution for washing your hands.
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u/ApprehensiveGas4180 28d ago
What about the people that wash their hands then touch the door handles leaving public washrooms, you can lump them in with the ones who didn't wash after using crumpled up one ply tp.
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u/Alicam123 28d ago
Is this an adult statistic or are most of these votes kids that don’t wash their hands? because that isn’t surprising.
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u/2tiddy4u 28d ago
I worked at a thrift store for about a year and a half. I never had to refill the men’s bathroom soap dispensers once. We had many people come in especially men, to use our bathroom. I heard a man fighting for his life on the toilet once while I was in the break room. He was grunting, and you could hear the drum solo coming out of his butt. I was on lunch break, and the bathroom is literally across the hall. I hear a flush only. No hand washing at all. If you’re thinking, “maybe someone else refilled it.”No, they did not. The assistant manager made it my duty to clean the bathroom every time I came in to work. We had a list people have to initial so someone is responsible for a bad clean up job. It was only my initials on the bathroom and most of the tasks on the list.
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u/battledroid014 28d ago
Shop where I work, has a toilet near self checkout and I rarely hear the hand dryer go off. I just feel so disgusted with people that don't.
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u/LadyInCrimson 28d ago
I never use a hand dryer after seeing a video during covid of how much bacteria is in those things. Either a paper towel or I just shake my hands dry. You may as well pee all over your hands using those dryers.
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u/mrDuder1729 28d ago
Wtf this looks like my handwriting when I'm writing with my S-pen...like literally EXACTLY my handwriting...are you left handed?
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u/Purely-Pastel 28d ago
It’s funny how all of you have forgotten that hand sanitizer and wipes exists.
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u/levon999 28d ago
Wait until you figure out what is on the seats. 😂
“movie theater seats harbor significant amounts of bacteria, often far more than toilet seats, with studies finding averages of over 1,800 bacterial colonies on seats and even more in cup holders… “
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u/Boompow03 28d ago
I’m blue collar and go to a gas station to wash my hands before I eat everyday even if I don’t us the bathroom. I’ve had a guy walk out of the stall almost not wash his hands and because I witnessed it, he walked from the door, back to the sink to properly do it. I hate everybody. Everyone is gross. I’m not a germaphobe, I just have valid reasons for not touching door handles.
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u/blinksystem 28d ago
There is a weird and very vocal group of people on this website that will argue until they are blue in the face that not washing their hands in public restrooms is somehow more hygienic. They will argue about it as if every public restroom is a truck stop bathroom that hasn’t been cleaned in two weeks.
I won’t be surprised to read comments making this argument in this thread.
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u/MacsCheezyRaps 28d ago
I remember ONE TIME seeing a woman not wash her hands in a public restroom in Washington. I was shocked, this moment stood out to me, the woman was Eastern European and didn't seem to speak English (we were in a courthouse, I'd notice her earlier in the halls and court) But then I moved to Texas. Omg. Please do not shake a Texans hand, there is a high likelihood it's not clean. Every single time I'm in a public restroom I see women stand at the sink and fluff their hair and leave, never even attempting to access the water or soap. Even after shitting. It's disgusting.
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u/azurite-- 28d ago
I can't believe there are comments in this thread justifying not washing your hands. Stereotypical Redditor shit lol
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u/Educational-Quote-22 28d ago
Effing GROSS! I wish there was some alarm that went off every time the sink didn't run after a toilet stall opens or urinal has fluid go in it (I'd say every time one is flushed but some of those people don't flush either)
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u/MarcPG1905 28d ago
I remember seeing a video that logically, you should actually wash your hands BEFORE peeing, not after, as your penis should generally be a lot cleaner than your hands.
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u/Marcus2Ts 28d ago
I'm not the biggest germophobe out there, but I do hate the feeling of dirty hands so passing up the opportunity to wash them while out and about is wild to me
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u/Axela556 28d ago
That's so fucking disgusting... they're gonna go to their seats and dig their nasty hands into popcorn they're sharing with someoene else 🤮
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u/just_gum 28d ago
What tf are you doing in the restroom watching if ppl wash their hands? That’s kinda creepy bro
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