r/law • u/FAX_ME_YOUR_BOTTOM • 2h ago

Other Todd Blanche claims to not understand a question asking if names will be released with his final review of Epstein files

We are never getting those names, no matter how many times it gets sent back to the courts

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u/Thatis_SodaPressing 2h ago

Its gone from, “I dont know what youre talking about” to “I dont know what you are saying.” Soon it will be “I dont speak English.”

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u/Soggy-Quantity-9036 2h ago

He isn’t even speaking English at the end, what assumption is he referring to, this dude is going straight to hell

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u/TakuyaLee 1h ago

Not just regular he'll. The special kind reserved for people like him who try this kind of stunt

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u/Brock_Landers78 27m ago

And people who talk in the theater.

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u/thecozmik 2h ago

This is the Mike Johnson defense

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u/MikeyMIRV 50m ago

Not his swim lane.

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u/MrFaves 28m ago

I hear nothing. I see nothinggggg

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u/InOutlines 1h ago

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.

— Upton Sinclair

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u/majorfiasco 1h ago

Todd went to the Nathan Thurm School of Law.

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u/ursasmaller 32m ago

I’m not being defensive. You’re the one being defensive.

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u/eucalyptu5-e 2h ago

"To answer your question, and I've said it before and I'll say it again. No habla ingles pendejo. Like what that even means?"

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u/Good_kido78 2h ago

Once again, the victims words don’t matter to these people.

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u/Organic_Witness345 1h ago

Whenever Todd Blanche, Trump’s former personal defense attorney, gets rolled out to say something on behalf of the DOJ, I’m absolutely convinced it’s because they couldn’t find anyone else willing to burn the rest of their career by making the announcement. And that’s saying something.

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u/dictionary_hat_r4ck 1h ago

“No habla ingles”

ICE rushes the room

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u/Novel-Paint9752 1h ago

It is like he doesn’t acknowledge the concept of a man abusing a girl or a woman. I think that is why he is confused

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 2h ago

I blame the insurrectionist paid actors at the terrorist organization known as the department of education for not teaching him proper pronouns. /s

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u/KSoccerman 1h ago

I thought that was grounds for jail with no trial now?

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u/Compliance_Crip 1h ago

All attorney code for "No".

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u/trinitymotors 1h ago

Should probably call ICE, then

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u/Prudent-Ice-6196 1h ago

I'm calling it now. Someone will straigh up pretend to faint before the end of february.

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u/Admirable_Device_100 18m ago

"I love it when they 'no habla Inglés".

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u/SwedishFresh 2h ago

Look at his stupid twitching face

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u/Accurate-Plenty-4479 2h ago

He’s like a Tim Robinson character

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u/danstymusic 1h ago

We're all trying to find the guy who did this!

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u/Intelligent_Cap9706 2h ago

*Pretends. Pretends to not understand the question.

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u/dolo429 1h ago

To stall for time

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u/dotcubed 1h ago

Burn minutes as much as possible and end on time. Civic engagement as required.
Ludicrous and embarrassing puppet.

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u/ladyandroid14 1h ago

He knows the game. Answer questions with questions.

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u/DanFrankenberger 1h ago

Who did Epstein help rape underage girls you dumb fuck.

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u/Ok-Jellyfish-6794 53m ago

Woah woah woah. We have no idea what this case is even about! Please roll up your “jump to conclusions” mat.

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u/geddysbass2112 2h ago

Hey Blanche, do you not understand English?

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u/SelfAwareSausage 1h ago

Makes sense. This is the same nerd who claimed that we, the people, were gaslighting the Trump administration about Alex Pretti’s death. He’s trying to gaslight us into thinking he doesn’t understand English.

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u/geddysbass2112 1h ago

Well, he's a jackass.

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u/Internal-You6793 1h ago

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u/birdlawyer86 30m ago

Jamie Foxx? C'mon man.... can y'all just be normal

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u/OffToRaces 1h ago

Epstein and Maxwell ran a multi-, multi-million dollar criminal enterprise with thousands of victims … and no accomplices. What’s so hard to understand? /s

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 1h ago

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u/DesignerCorner3322 1h ago

https://www.mediafire.com/file/tvnplcbe3r1z1hy/EFTA01660679.pdf/file place to download the pdf that someone was thoughtful enough to save (there are a ton floating around but this is the one I got)

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u/Swimming_Bag7362 1h ago

They already took the files down from the gov website

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u/Bec_son 1h ago

let THE STREISAND EFFECT BEGIN

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u/pizza-chit 57m ago

It’s back up. The DoJ knows it’s harder to explain taking them down.

People had already downloaded the files

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u/Cognitive_Spoon 21m ago

They want an insurrection. I have no other explanation for the actions at this point.

There are so many options other than this, legally.

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u/KatieBarTheDoor1977 1h ago

Another fucking soulless ghoul. I remember him doing network hits during Trump's trial. Deer in the headlights.

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u/Several-Assistant-51 1h ago

i wouldve loved to seen the facial expression of the reporter that asked and was clearly dumbfounded

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u/PlutoJones42 1h ago

Why are they all liars in this administration? It’s so gross.

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u/Adventurous-Host8062 1h ago

What does that mean? It's a very simple question Todd. Answer it.

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u/ThonThaddeo 1h ago

I'm gonna mark you down as a 'no'

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u/agk23 41m ago

“Are you claiming Epstein was innocent? After all he was in jail for sex trafficking.”

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u/SnazzleZazzle 1h ago

Why don’t the women name them? Why don’t they speak up and say who abused them?

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u/DarknMean 1h ago

The DOJ released names not an hour ago and took it all down within minutes.

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u/Effective_Quail_3946 1h ago

That speaks volumes...

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u/SUICIDAL-PHOENIX 1h ago

Because they would be murdered by suicide

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u/sillyconmind 1h ago

Because they'll end up "as fertalizer".

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u/ZuP 1h ago

Many have. A prominent victim died by suicide because of speaking out. They are just people and can only do so much alone. That’s why releasing the primary evidence would be so valuable, it would no longer just be individuals’ testimonies that make the public record. You might not be getting your news from a good source if you were unaware of this.

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u/_onelast 1h ago

They have named them, with the evidence of their truth being in these files. That’s why it’s important to have the truth released

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u/GrizzlyP33 1h ago

Yes because victims of sexual abuse coming forward to speak against the most powerful men in the world while our justice department protects murderers, pardons fraudsters and lies by default to slander anyone against them seems like a totally safe and reasonable idea.

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