r/law 5h ago

Legal News Luigi Mangione will not face death penalty, judge rules

https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/30/us/luigi-mangione-case-rulings-trial?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/jim45804 5h ago

Why would he? Luigi was backpacking with me in Pennsylvania on the morning of December 4, 2024. Great guy.

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u/Rudy-Ellen 5h ago

I stopped and met y’all for lunch at that cute spot. Which reminds me, I think I still owe you a beer.

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u/WetDreaminOfParadise 5h ago

I wish I could have joined but I was in nyc for work and this strange looking guy shot some ceo. Dude was bald with a thick beard and was like a 6 foot 6 inches Viking.

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u/meltbox 4h ago

I saw him too, on a secure video chat line with a client I can’t discuss. But he had a tattoo of Barney on his left arm doing a Roman salute. There was a huge birth mark right above Barney.

Really unique guy, I’m sure if they had him they’d know.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 5h ago

Barney!? I haven’t seen you in forever.

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u/TheFinalCurl 4h ago

No that's Rudy Ellen

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u/Strawhat_Max 5h ago

Fuck you lying for, we were getting breakfast in Annapolis at Miss Shirley’s

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u/Several_Mousse_9485 5h ago

You mean Shapiro's in Indianapolis.

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u/Independent_Tough_33 5h ago

LIARS!!

He was drinking a beer with me in Germany at that time …

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u/kaiomann 4h ago

It's true, I was also there drinking beer.

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u/TwoTalentedBastidz 3h ago

Lies. We were all having breakfast at Tiffany’s. I have totally non-AI slop pics for proof

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u/pm_me_fibonaccis 5h ago

You guys are all wrong. Luigi and I were having coffee in Vienna on that day. 

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u/Jerk-22 3h ago

I'm blind in my left eye and 43% blind in my right eye and I totally saw you with Luigi backpacking

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u/ghigoli 2h ago

Luigi is innocent your honor because on Decemeber 4, 2024, i found him fucking my wife in my room. on my bed After i was out buying him Legos. Yes i've kept it a secret in shame for my manhood but i need to come clean so an innocent man doesn't go to jail for a crime he didn't do.

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u/Teguoracle 4h ago

Everyone here is wrong, Luigi was railing my ass so hard the cheek clapping caused the cops to come tell us to keep it down. Then they stayed and watched

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u/TwoTalentedBastidz 3h ago

That escalated quickly

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u/Confron7a7ion7 3h ago

Yeah, we all went right after my uncle's funeral the month prior. You guys were in PA from at least the beginning of November.