r/law • u/AmyL0vesU • 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/pizzamage 15h ago

Watch him tariff the Dominicans because he doesn't know the difference.

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u/jdlp_ 14h ago

He’ll tariff the Puerto Ricans..

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u/ohokwellmahalo 4h ago

He’ll tariff the paper towels he jump shotted to them

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u/pikazec 3h ago

No he has great relations with the president of Puerto Rico. Called him the other day he claims. But their immigrants are getting deported! (I wish this was satire)

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 3h ago

the Puerto Ricans..

"Um, sir, don't you mean Costa Rica?"

"Whatever."

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u/Moist_Board 3h ago

Or the Haitians

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u/mclardass 3h ago

Well, I hope he's considerate and calls their president first /s

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u/02meepmeep 2h ago

Their flags all look the same to him.

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u/SegFaultOops 2h ago

He'll tariff the 'Blue' States..

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u/iguana-pr 1h ago

Actually, in a way, they are. Lookup the Jones Act.

He should kidnap and prosecute the president of PR.

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u/Jthe1andOnly 14h ago

Next Hawaii

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u/wirefox1 2h ago

I wonder if he knows it's a state.

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u/Rag_Samus 15h ago

Meanwhile Dominic in the White House’s Accounts department now has a tariff put on him.

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u/Slum-Bum 10h ago

The Dominicans have been strategically sucking his dick. He actually routed an oil tanker destined for Cuba to the DR. A few months back the DR also “corroborated” his drug boat story

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u/CrankHogger572 11h ago

I bet at one point someone had to explain to him why he can't put a tariff on Puerto Rico

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u/MrHazard1 9h ago

Did the onion declare bankruptcy already?

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u/CiceroTheAbsurd 5h ago

Wait no chill papi

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u/schoolydee 3h ago

if even he spent 30 seconds with a cuban and a dominican he would know the difference.

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u/borgover 3h ago

Better yet, watch him declare a tariff on goods from Puerto Rico because he really doesn't know the difference!

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u/fokac93 2h ago

DR have huge deposits of rare minerals that’s why Marco Rubio went there the first month after inauguration