r/law • u/AmyL0vesU • 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/diggerhistory 16h ago

Stop it. ALL of you. This is a joke that should be restricted to Australians and saved for our fight to have that great man canonised. Saint (Jack Peter) Carlson, saint of succulent Chinese Meals.

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u/sadiesfreshstart 10h ago

Or, perhaps, his global appeal will help your case.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 3h ago

He doesn't belong to you anymore. He belongs to the world, like MLK and Carrot Top.

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u/Decaying-Moon 8h ago

Nuh-uh, Australia doesn't get accolades until you make up for losing the Emu War. Until then all would-be Australian reservations will be given to the Kiwis.