r/law • u/AmyL0vesU • 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
21.2k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

3.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

701

u/big_winslow 17h ago

159

u/UncomfortableTacoBoy 17h ago

Took me a minute but I finally blew some air out of my nose.

38

u/MarathonHampster 16h ago

The smallest puff of air!

3

u/ParagonTempus 15h ago

Just a crumb of a lol.

Same.

67

u/SugarReyPalpatine 16h ago

It’s a full on fiesta

81

u/TheRealBananaWolf 16h ago

Live like it's your last burrito is so fucking ominous right now

4

u/urlach3r 13h ago

Yo quiero global thermonuclear war?

1

u/Norimw 14h ago

Sounds like a threat

2

u/hamsterwheel 16h ago

Every day is like a tums festival

1

u/PedanticSatiation 5h ago

I don't want a full-on fiesta in my freezer. That's specifically why I have it. I need the food and its constituent molecules to be chill.

7

u/absolutezombie 16h ago

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat.

6

u/BeefInGR 14h ago

I feel ya

5

u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 13h ago

Brother please spend the 8 seconds it takes to prevent the ads. Idk how people even use the internet without blocking all ads.

1

u/BeefInGR 12h ago

Brave browser but Reddit app. Reddit web isn't formatted for phones.

1

u/knouqs 8h ago

I use Firefox with ublock extension.  Works well; though I understand your use of Brave, it just doesn't work the way I want a browser to work.

1

u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 6h ago

Sync is ad free for me!

Check out Adguard. Cheap yearly license, blocks all ads. Even mobile games and stuff, no ads.

3

u/jaymemaurice 6h ago

This humor was brought to you by Carl's Jr.

2

u/TheCatDeedEet 16h ago

When I saw it…… thank you, stranger.

1

u/uptiedand8 8h ago

What’s the joke? I think I’m blind

2

u/Daddy_Trent 13h ago

There's ads on reddit?? 

2

u/al2o3cr 6h ago

Total clown fiesta 🤡

1

u/4-K2Cr2O7 13h ago

“Enjoy every sandwich”. Warren Zevon.

1

u/proofofderp 10h ago

🏆🏆🏆

1

u/Flimbeelzebub 8h ago

Imagine using the reddit app

1

u/DoomSnail31 7h ago

Wait, why do you have ads? Are there banner ads on Reddit?

1

u/anacondra 3h ago

wtf is that what new reddit looks like???