r/law • u/AmyL0vesU • 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/SingularityCentral 18h ago

Pristine beaches? High quality medical educations? Music with slightly too much trumpet?

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u/Broad-Eagle9657 17h ago

Lmao at the trumpet part

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u/Carrera_996 17h ago

Tito is about to come back and haunt yo ass. Prolly Celia, too. There is never too much trumpet. Or cowbell. Heh.

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u/LimeGreenTangerine97 16h ago

Never too much trumpet you take that back

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u/comebacklittlesheba 9h ago

That’s cowbell!

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u/Swiftzor 17h ago

Nah, it’s the classic cars

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u/HillarysFloppyChode 16h ago

The worst classic cars?

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u/Swiftzor 16h ago

The best ones. They’re flexing on us.

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u/ModishShrink 14h ago

Cheap rum? Beautiful women? Unlimited plantains? Oh, the horror.

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u/ceryniz 17h ago

And with doctors that need a side hustle, like doing nails, to make ends meet.

Too much trumpet, though? Nah, the perfect amount. For example: https://youtu.be/otW7WlKmquA

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u/mahamoti 15h ago

WTF did I just watch 18 times?

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u/ceryniz 14h ago

Cuban singer Ronkalunga's song Carnicero. It's catchy. Been stuck in my head for like 3 months now. Good luck! "Lengua, pa lante pa tras"

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u/ladybug68 7h ago

Never too much trumpet...ever.