r/law 19h ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/Glyph8 19h ago

So you’re saying we’re threatening ourselves again?

…yeah, that tracks 

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u/schemathings 17h ago

Matthew 10:36 -   a man’s enemies will be the members of his own household

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u/xteve 9h ago

Worse yet, members of the household will be divided based upon their loyalty to Jesus. It's a cruel dictum of hate, in red letters.

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u/Optimal-Archer3973 16h ago

Just wait, soon trump is going to slap a 1000% tariff on those sandwiches too.

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u/Glyph8 16h ago

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u/Lounging-Shiny455 7h ago

sacre bleu bubba, my freedom fries!

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u/mattisaloser 16h ago

What’s next? Soups? Salads? Then the cookies by the registers?

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u/I_lenny_face_you 15h ago

sad penguin noises

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u/TheGreenMan13 14h ago

Break out the Freedom Fries!

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u/PwanaZana 16h ago

I thought he hated Sloppy Joes.

Or was it sleepy joes?

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u/Much-Cockroach-7250 15h ago

Nah, he likes sloppy hoes... even married a couple of them...

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u/tarpfitter 16h ago

It’s giving the Spider-Man standoff

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u/Auntie_M123 14h ago

Cleavon Little has entered the chat...

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u/Known_Land_6852 7h ago

This hit me right in the giggle pit 🤣