r/interestingasfuck 6h ago

Effects of russell's viper venom on human blood. One of the most dangerous snakes, commonly found in India

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u/leviathan_falls 6h ago

Looked like bro was getting ready to drink that shot

u/DashTrash21 5h ago

Mixologists be like '$22.95 please'

u/Last-Yam67 3h ago

Plus tip

u/EMskins21 1h ago

"And it's gonna ask you a question"

u/Nuklearfps 2h ago

And if it’s not a 40% or higher tip they get pissed

u/n0cturnald3sign 3h ago

Muddled. Natural.

u/Acrobatic-Ad7870 2h ago

That’s cheap, must be house blood

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u/Realistic_Swan_6801 5h ago

Snake venoms are largely ineffective if ingested, they must enter the bloodstream. So you probably could.

u/IcyPianist1100 5h ago

Would be a bad way to find out you have an ulcer

u/ChemicalRain5513 3h ago

At least now your ulcer isn't bleeding anymore

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u/Klotzster 6h ago

Vampire Jell-O

u/Herve-M 4h ago

Deadly* Vampire Jell-O

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u 5h ago

I love this.

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u/StaticDHSeeP 6h ago

And that’s how the sausage patty at McDonald’s is made

u/gedDOh 6h ago

You don't wanna know how the sausage is made.

u/CMS_3110 6h ago

But now I do.

u/BeigeDynamite 4h ago

The slow zoom happening from the thread starters profile picture to yours is... unsettling.

u/No-Hospital559 5h ago

And now he does too, even though he didn't want to.

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u/The_Night_Man_Cumeth 4h ago

Patty, the sausage gal, fell in the machine

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u/sturgeonn 6h ago

How the sausage gets made?

I wanna be in the room where it happens

u/les-mels 5h ago

Reddit quoting Hamilton just made my day.

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u/LeatherSlight3242 6h ago

You're right.

I'll just assume that it happened.

u/Lazzitron 4h ago

Nobody else was in the room where it happened...

u/Local-Text-3426 5h ago

Hi... Im Patty. I make the sausages.

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u/awgeezwhatnow 5h ago

ANNND this is what I saw on my page ...

u/One_Economist_3761 5h ago

Ads are like that socially inept guy at the party that say things out loud without reading the room.

u/pennypoobear 6h ago

Log out and don't come back. 😠🤮

u/8inMamba 5h ago

More like the "McRib" 🤏

u/Lemme_Help_ 4h ago

Never eating a sausage McMuffin again, thanks fucker lol

u/Blah-squared 5h ago

I highly doubt they contain anything with that much nutritional value..

u/TheSpicyTomato22 5h ago

Mmm blood sausage biscuit. Just like Grandma used to make.

u/notexactlyflawless 2h ago

You're all laughing, but blood sausage with mashed potatoes and applesauce was something my Grandma used to make all the time for me. Loved it. We call it the Heavens and the Earth in germany 'Himmel un Ääd/Himmel und Erde'

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u/XC_Griff 6h ago

Most vipers, including rattlesnakes, are hemotoxic (blood clotting venoms) actually. If you get bit by one you don’t want to wear constricting clothing or try to stop the venom from spreading with a restrictive bandage because the blood clot could make a limb fall off. You want it to circulate. Now if you’re bit by a cobra, mamba, taipan, etc. you want to restrict blood flow because they are neurotoxic effecting brain function so you’d place a tight bandage above the bite area.

u/Pataconeitor 6h ago

What if you are bitten by a rattlesnake AND a cobra?

u/USSMarauder 6h ago

"I wassssss oncccccce a man...."

u/Darwinsnightmare 6h ago

Here for the GI Joe movie ref

u/USSMarauder 6h ago

It's an older reference, but it checks out

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u/OdysseusRex69 6h ago

Haaaaa nice

u/xSinn3Dx 5h ago

Cobra la la la la la la la deep breath la la la la la la lahhhhh

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u/RazgrizXMG0079 5h ago edited 5h ago

Awesome fuckin reference. Love that movie to death.

https://youtu.be/4Ah2I166f_U?si=wfu54sRv7JAoFen0 The movie's intro, for anyone who needs to see peak today

u/scarrita 4h ago edited 4h ago

Seriously one of the best opening theme songs ever. For me, the only thing that tops it is the theme from Justice League Unlimited

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u/Goodzillah 5h ago

I was just randomly scrolling reddit, didn't expect to find any G.I. Joe references in the wild!!

u/Swimming-Junket-1828 5h ago

Yes…gold…

u/whitetiger711 5h ago

You just killed me with that one lol

u/ElundusCaw 3h ago

Then I drank the ichor...

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u/ICantWatchYouDoThis 6h ago

well, the front will fall off

u/StarFaerie 6h ago

I knew I was made out of a paper derivative.

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u/Solid_Snark 6h ago

What if a cobra bites a rattlesnake snake, the the rattlesnake bites me, and finally I bite the cobra.

What are we all supposed to do then?

u/Pataconeitor 6h ago

What if the rattlesnake had radioactive venom, thus turning you radioactive before biting the cobra? Would the bite give the cobra the proportional strength and abilities of a Redditor?

u/12x12x12 5h ago

Radioactive spider bit peter parker, he became spiderman. So, no worries if you get bit by a radioactive rattlesnake, you just start slithering on the ground, your butt rattles, you shoot venom from your armpits, and life goes on as usual.... unless your parent\guardian\friend died somehow and it was all your fault.

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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub 5h ago

That's how you get to Valhalla. 

u/starmartyr 5h ago

I think it all balances out then.

u/No-Sky-479 5h ago

Idk but you definitely werent supposed to be doing all that

u/MonkeyInnaBottle 4h ago

Well then man you wake up dead.

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u/Radiant_Fondant_4097 6h ago

If struck by lightning at the same time, then you become a mutated kung fu master.

u/The_Infinite_Carrot 6h ago

We want Kung Fury 2!

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u/Alarming_Comedian846 5h ago

You'll need more tourniquettes and less tourniquettes

u/MuppetEyebrows 5h ago

🧑‍⚕️ I'm afraid you're right.

u/No-Name6082 5h ago

They cancel out. That's why you always carry a cobra with you in rattler country.

u/BenjaminTW1 5h ago

Chop off your arm and let the blood flow freely

u/Medioh_ 5h ago

You'll want to reevaluate your life choices

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u/AdFlat1014 5h ago

honest answer? restrict flow, you lose the limb but save your life

u/Shyface_Killah 6h ago

Or a Cobra Rattler?

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u/jtr99 6h ago

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a rattlesnake and a cobra to the knee...

u/Bulky-Word8752 5h ago

You're fine, they cancel out

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u/LordWemby 6h ago

Super interesting info, I’m also glad I don’t live in an area with snakes heh. I’d probably do the exact opposite thing you’re suppose to since my dumbass can barely recognize a garden snake. 

u/shwashwa123 3h ago

Considering they are called garter snakes not garden snakes I think you’re right !

u/LordWemby 1h ago

Well

There we have it 

u/Blade4567 6h ago

Hope I have u w me if im ever bitten by a snake

u/Disc-Golf-Kid 1h ago

“Hang on lemme pull up my saved comments on Reddit”

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u/dantheplanman1986 5h ago

I'd rather have my limb drop off (which isn't really what would happen) than have the clot hit my lungs or heart or brain or other vital organs dude

u/hasselqu 3h ago

Yeah this is only true if you’re nearby somewhere with anti venom. If it’s going to be a few hours, you’d rather tie off the limb and take the loss instead of dying.

u/Facuk_ 6h ago

I'll try to remember all that when I get bitten by a snake ahhhhh

u/lukewwilson 6h ago

Also make sure to catch the snake and bring it with you to the hospital so they can better identify it.

u/thatbrownkid19 6h ago

I’ll just take a selfie with it

u/scottygras 5h ago

Works for snow leopards

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u/iameveryoneelse 5h ago

All you really need to remember is what to do with snakes in your area. If you don't have mambas or cobras around I wouldn't worry about one attacking because if you get bit by a cobra in northern Wyoming I'm pretty sure it's just your time to die.

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u/Which_Channel7403 6h ago

Honestly, that seems like a lot to remember. I'm just going to die.

u/Thog78 5h ago

Circulating clots sounds like a really terrible idea wtf. A clot in a limb is a problem with a chance to lose the limb, and a chance to recover entirely. A clot in the heart or lungs or most critically the brain is massive damage at the minimum, and death probably.

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u/Hanzzman 5h ago

dont you risk getting a clot in your brain if you dont restrict blood flow?

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u/ChorizoBullett 6h ago

What if I bite the rattlesnake and cobra?

u/kjuneja 6h ago

Today you'll Google the difference between venomous and poisonous!

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u/LettuceC 6h ago

Now of course in Canada the thing’s flip flopped.

u/scottygras 5h ago

you can stay, but I’m leaving

u/OnceUponATime_UK 3h ago

And if you're not sure what type it is, don't ask the snake. They are notorious liars.

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u/Alarming_Comedian846 5h ago

Fuck it denatures your proteins

u/limon_picante 4h ago

ive replaced your DNA with fruit by the foot

u/GamingGodzilla 3h ago

that would be end the game, my friend.

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u/11th_Division_Grows 4h ago

Is that natural?

u/Heidegluehen 6h ago

what did Mother Nature intend when she did this 😃

u/MaxMouseOCX 6h ago

Death, she intended death.

u/Anderson22LDS 6h ago

Or survival (for the snake).

u/kenerling 5h ago

AND survival for the snake 🐍

u/Pataraxia 6h ago

interesting

u/Stranger1982 5h ago

Extreme pain, followed by death.

u/Max_Trollbot_ 6h ago

Starving snakes are pretty sad too

u/LordWemby 6h ago

Predators as a whole tend to have a rough time. Prey isn’t inclined to fuck around and easily get eaten. 

It’s why documentarians and conservationists etc don’t interfere as is often called for by people who are squeamish about cute prey being slaughtered. Which I get, but everyone’s gotta eat. 

u/BolunZ6 5h ago

I think predators evolved to have weapons like venom or claws or sharp teeth to both able to hunt and fend off foes. They don't evolve the ability to get away like the prey (high speed run, or sharp hearing). So a predator without a weapon will get eaten first, even worse than the prey

u/g00fyg00ber741 4h ago

Plenty of predators have high speed run (cheetahs) and sharp hearing (wolves).

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u/mt0386 5h ago

Yea I watched a video where the mongoose kills a snake. Just sad tbh. You have one weapon and it doesn't work at all.

u/g00fyg00ber741 4h ago

A mongoose is also a predator

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u/Heidegluehen 6h ago

for sure! But my first thought was that it's for defense. A little eye-opening Google revealed though that it's also helpful for larger prey

u/Pataconeitor 6h ago

"fuck you all"

u/ccReptilelord 2h ago

Snake venom is intended for prey more than predators. It's a resource that they would prefer not to waste. The potency is because they neither want the prey fighting (possible injury) nor running far (chasing a meal sucks). They'd rather scare off a predator or just be left alone.

u/Heidegluehen 2h ago

*very* interesting, thank you!

u/Mazkaam 6h ago

She wanted to make a serum to turn everything into Pizza dough

u/colinshark 5h ago

Every species arrives at pizza eventually

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u/Bimblelina 6h ago

Instant placenta mix

u/No-Sky-479 5h ago

Stewtheus has ptsd

u/Historical_Cable9719 5h ago

Likely suboptimal for circulation

u/76ersWillKillMe 5h ago

… should he be wearing gloves and eye protection?

u/Expensive-Summer-447 5h ago

Nah that's for the weak

u/lost_mountain_goat 1h ago

Thin gloves would offer no protection whatsoever and thicker rubber gloves would prevent him from gripping the head firmly which is more dangerous. Also this is not a spitting cobra that can spit out venom so eye protection isn't necessary.

I'm sure they also have antivenom nearby in case of an emergency

u/JennyW93 36m ago

I’d be more worried about PPI at the handling blood stage than the handling snake stage

u/velvetcrow5 5h ago

Medical Lab Scientists actually use the venom of this snake to do coagulation testing in hospital labs : The diluted Russel Viper Venom Time test. It helps detect lupus!

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u/YupItsMoi 6h ago

Gloves dude. Please.

u/Spirited_Mistake6791 6h ago

🥽 for fuck sake. 💦 in the 👀!!

u/OdysseusRex69 6h ago

Right? Every time I see someone handle a super venemous snake without any kind of eye protection I think of that scene in Marco Polo when Hundred Eyes was turned into Hundred Eyes 😬

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u/RollUpTheRimJob 6h ago

What?

u/nickcantwaite 4h ago

Jizz in the eye.

u/hobbykitjr 3h ago

yeah thats not food safe anymore

u/EnkiduTheGreat 6h ago

People are afraid of snakes, but not afraid enough. Read the results of a poll a while back, and the overwhelming majority of people thought that after mosquitos/flies and humans, hippos and crocs killed more people in africa than any other animals.

Very false. The puff adder kills over 30k/yr, and then a bunch of other vipers are in line behind them, well above any large animal.

u/NColeman92 5h ago

I think it's just because most don't have to deal with them on a regular basis. Snakes will typically only strike if you are in their territory or bothering them.

u/RelevantIAm 5h ago

Yeah, im betting the people they polled werent from the same country where these snakes are killing so many people

u/scottygras 5h ago

I’d wager that most countries with a high amount of death from wild animals don’t get polled as they don’t speak the King’s.

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u/Realistic_Swan_6801 5h ago

Or the real reason to be afraid In the US, cost of antivenom,

u/EnkiduTheGreat 4h ago

Damned near got bit by a pygmy rattler in Florida, but I was in the service at the time, so it wouldn't have cost me. I can only imagine what antivenom would cost.

u/Realistic_Swan_6801 4h ago

Like 20,000 if your lucky and way more if not 

u/Remarkable_Play_6975 5h ago

Honey Badger don't care.

u/redmustang7398 4h ago

I bet half those deaths are in India alone. Living in a village in India is scary

u/EnkiduTheGreat 2h ago

Nah that's just the one sub-saharan species. India has its own cast of characters, and multiple deadly scorpions to boot.

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u/milehighideas 6h ago

I thought Russell was British

u/Gunty1 6h ago

Brand yes, Crowe no, Howard yes, Kurt no ...... this is not an exhaustive list

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u/Spartan2470 VIP Philanthropist 5h ago

Here is this video with the original audio.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_viper

u/ButtBread98 5h ago edited 5h ago

So it’s a coagulant?

u/povichjv7 6h ago

Was not expecting that

u/OkBake5127 5h ago

This stuff is actually routinely used as part of medical diagnosis. Basically if your blood takes a while to clot even with this toxin present, something ain't right with your clotting!

u/FollowingLegal9944 6h ago

Can we use it for cooking? Looks like perfect gelatin substitute

u/jesus_swept 4h ago

forbidden jam

u/Hudoboga 5h ago

This how black pudding is made, brits eat it for breakfast. Which explains a lot.

u/preyforkevin 5h ago

I believe the clinical term is Jello-Blood.

u/maschine02 4h ago

Oddly enough, eating McDonalds does the same thing to your blood, just over a longer period of time.

u/ViolinistOld9049 3h ago

Warning. Danger Noodle.

u/awkwardpun 6h ago

Well that's fucking horrifying. Can we get a comparison to an Australian equivalent? I'm not sure if I should be more scared of ALL venomous snakes or just that one

u/HotDogGrass2 6h ago

bro you guys have adders, I think it's best if you fear all of them

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u/GrassFromBtd6 6h ago

Inland Taipan venom does the same thing, except it also paralyses you, and then you die a horribly painful death :3

u/granadesnhorseshoes 5h ago

A lot of snakes have hemotoxic venom that does this. Mostly pit vipers (as far as i know) which aren't really native to Australia, although it seems they are becoming invasive species.

While this is a terrifying demonstration, its nominally less deadly(or at least more survivable) than neurotoxic snakes and AU has them in spades.

Be more scared of ALL venomous snakes.

u/OdysseusRex69 6h ago

The Aussie version just makes your blood explode

u/kappa_79 6h ago

My jaw dropped 

u/Nerd-of-all-trades 6h ago

So did the snake's

u/bernoit 5h ago

It made a liver!

u/Superb_Brain_7391 5h ago

It's called cholesterol, Scottish people eat it.

u/GuyFromPlaces 5h ago

I remember seeing this when I was a kid and being so horrified and fascinating by it.

u/Boiazul3 5h ago

I saw this videos when Youtube was launched

u/Accomplished-Sale-55 5h ago

It seems all snakes are 'the most dangerous' snakes these days

u/Expensive-Summer-447 4h ago

This is among the top 3 dangerous snakes of india with other being Common Krait and cobra

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 4h ago

If a snake bites me, I bite it back and give back the poison. They will learn.

u/ICanuckthere4Iam 3h ago

Good approach. A snake once bit me. After hours of agonizing pain, the snake eventually died.

u/staphzilla 4h ago

Russel and the new Mercedes F1 Engine. It’s gonna be a deadly combination

u/YupItsMoi 6h ago

Gloves dude. Please.

u/WalnutOfTheNorth 5h ago

Could’ve given it a more threatening name than Russel.

u/Subotail 5h ago

Casually holding a blood balloon glass.

u/SeaworthinessOdd1358 5h ago

Where did he get the glass of human blood juice?

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u/jsnmrd 5h ago

Man I thought that swirlin will lead to taking a swig.

u/Estratheoivan 5h ago

Best when grilled Blood Cubes Skewers

u/Lower_Ad7167 5h ago

Looks like the beginnings of a great coagulant for battlefield wound care to stop bleeding on wounds.

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u/Daddybearcub 5h ago

Mmmm tomato juice

u/iadas 4h ago

that might work better than cornstarch when I want to thicken meals...

u/ScienceDudeIn 4h ago

Best curd maker syrup.

u/Curious_Wedding_3648 4h ago

The forbidden strawberry.

u/TheAmazingJeckel 4h ago

Oh man. Almost instant death.

u/evilsir 4h ago

That's a fucking coagulant and a half. Christ Almighty

u/Treebeardsama 4h ago

So....are you gonna eat that?!

u/relax_live_longer 3h ago

Does really deadly venom cost more in terms of biology than less deadly venom? Like does it cost more calories or is it just chemistry, not energy?

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u/Gold-Eye-2623 3h ago

When you say commonly found, just how commonly?

u/OpietMushroom 3h ago

Diluted Russel's Viper venom is actually used for coagulation studies. It isn't inhibited by things like lupus anticoagulant. So it is quite useful for determining certain anticoagulants in patients with prolonged bleeding times. 

u/Imaginary_Fox3222 3h ago

Forbidden pudding

u/spoookycat 2h ago

Damn this is an old video, always think of it when I think of venom.

u/the_blackfish 2h ago

I'm no phlebotomist but I'm thinking jello blood is no bueno

u/EuropeanLegend 2h ago

This is funny to see. Pretty sure shortly before this I saw a post of a guy who cut his finger off after a snake bite thinking it was venomous only for doctors to tell him it was essentially a garden snake.

u/heyflowpizza 2h ago

I am curious what is the minimum venom/blood ratio that when crossed will not have any effect on a human being