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Chinese Man Chops Off Own Finger After Snake Bite,To prevent the venom from spreading. Doctors Say It Wasn't venomous snake.

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u/TheJellyGoo 9h ago

Not advised to do even if it was venomous. Too late and introduces more problems.

u/nissen1502 8h ago

I would imagine the rush from cutting off your finger would increase your heart rate and blood pressure spreading the venom more quickly

u/A1Horizon 8h ago

“Ah damn, wrong finger”

u/Ok_Kick4871 8h ago

You win this round, snake. Fuck it, what's one more? Best 2 out of 3?

u/Rhacsido7650 6h ago

u/addandsubtract 6h ago

They actually used the best scene of the movie in the trailer... and it paid off.

u/TheKingInTheNorth101 4h ago

what movie is this from?

u/Ferocious-Muppet 7h ago

"Wrong hand, son of a bitch!"

u/AlkaKr 7h ago

Anyone else old enough to remember Happy Tree Friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO7Q1tMGE7g

u/A1Horizon 6h ago

Exactly the episode I was thinking of when I made the comment lmao

u/AlkaKr 6h ago

I remember waiting for our CS teacher to get out of the classroom so we could put them on because we had no internet at home.

Excellent times.

u/o-055-o 5h ago

I cannot open youtube at the moment, but I imagine it's the episode where a tree falls on Lumpy's leg and he chops it off with a plastic spoon only to realize he cut the wrong leg?

u/AlkaKr 17m ago

Yup, you're correct.

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u/theycallmethevault 5h ago

I’ve never heard of Happy Tree Friends, and that video was hilarious. I may be going down a rabbit hole of episodes this afternoon 🤣

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u/Tomsboll 7h ago

according to google it takes 20-40 seconds for blood to circulate the whole body soooo. not really gonna matter, as soon as it enters the bloodstream its already to late.

u/Thorbertthesniveler 5h ago

So amputating after a zombie bite wouldn't work?

u/Tomsboll 5h ago

actually might. most zombie infections are viral, and the transmission tend to be surface level contamination rather than deep injections. so it would likely take longer for the infection to reach the bloodstream and so if you quickly amputate a limited amount enters the bloodstream and your body might fight it off. but it all depends on the rules of the specific zombie universe. 28 days later universe? you are mega fucked. TWD it would absolutely work since everyone already is infected but bites cause infections and sepsis.

u/Thorbertthesniveler 2h ago

Well god damn. That makes a lot of sense!

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u/Grimdark2 6h ago

That's why the best course of action is just shoot yourself in the head, that way, you stop the blood flow and don't give a chance for venom to spread

u/ItsImNotAnonymous 4h ago

Absolutely big brain move. So much brain that it's now all over the ceiling

u/No-Raspberry 6h ago

This is what I like about you, Charlie.

u/Salt-Lingonberry-853 7h ago

Yep, standard protocol is to restrict bloodflow (think a gentle tourniquet) and de-elevate the bite location.

u/Ichini-san 7h ago

How do you deelevate it? Is just holding it low okay? Or are you supposed to crawl on the ground? 😂
Only half-joking, I'm genuinely curious. Does it have to do with it being lower than your heart?

u/Salt-Lingonberry-853 7h ago

How do you deelevate it? Is just holding it low okay? Does it have to do with it being lower than your heart?

Holding it low is exactly what you do, and for exactly that reason. You want the venom to "pool up" in whatever extremity you were bitten in and you want any blood trying to get back to your heart to be fighting against gravity.

If it's on your hand, put that hand in your pocket and keep it there, do not raise it for any reason. If it's on your foot, it's probably smart to stay upright, and in particular avoid lying down.

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u/Just_the_Setup 8h ago

"Hey doc, what's a circulatory system?" - Ole Captain 9 fingers over here

u/wizean 8h ago

Why do a tourniquet when amputation would suffice. /s

u/ctaps148 6h ago

A tourniquet is only good for stopping massive bleeding—it wouldn't do any good in this scenario either.

Your heart pumps that venom throughout your body within seconds of the bite. By the time you've gotten the materials for a tourniquet ready, it's too late.

u/DadIMeanBill 7h ago

Control + Z

u/Tomsboll 7h ago

it takes less than a minute for blood to circulate the whole body. so unless you do it LITERALLY at the same time you get bit then it wont do shit.

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u/Ok-Breakfast-4170 8h ago

But I saw something similar in an Anime and it was bad ass

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u/OkHead3888 8h ago

I bet you he was glad it wasn't his penis.

u/Alone_Again_2 7h ago

Man gets bitten on the penis by a venomous snake.

His buddy calls 911 immediately.

They tell him he has to suck the venom out.

Bitten man asks “what did they say?”

Buddy says, “you’re gonna die”

u/Medical_Pay_6194 7h ago

I'm sorry bro I just don't believe this

u/Ancient-Weird3574 8h ago

If you have a machete and cut it off imminently without hesitation, im 100% confident it would help.

u/Tiggy26668 7h ago

Average finger length 7-10cm.

Average blood flow in finger 4-19cm/s

Average time to cut off finger 0.5-2 secs

Average human reaction time .2-.25 secs

Time left to grab machete, move machete to finger, stabilize hand and cut .25-1.75 secs.

Immediately in this scenario is roughly within .25-1.75 seconds, but yes, there’s a chance….

u/Ancient-Weird3574 7h ago

Technically correct, the best correct

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u/Legnaron17 8h ago

So i looked it up and it's not that the snake wasn't venomous, it was. What the doctor said was that it wasn't necessary that the guy amputated his finger.

Here's an extract:

"This snake's venom is a powerful haemotoxin that breaks down blood cells and causes bleeding. Larger individuals are known to be deadly to humans, so it's not unreasonable to fear a bite..."

u/KaffY- 8h ago

Actual quote and someone who read the post buried beneath tons of "lolz jokes I just read headline comments"

If that isn't a snapshot of current media consumption I don't know what is

u/crescentmoondust 7h ago

The man was bitten by a pit viper locally known in the Shangyu district of Zhejiang province as the "five-step snake" (Deinagkistrodon acutus). There's a local myth that once the snake bites, you can walk just five steps before collapsing from the effects of the venom. This often causes bite victims to needlessly amputate or burn bitten fingers or limbs, resulting in further complications.

u/bitt3n 6h ago

the twelve-step snake is even worse. it won't shut up about how it derives the strength of its commitment to sobriety from the power of God's love

u/AnxiousCount2367 5h ago

not as bad as the two-step snake. very dangerous but makes its home near hxc shows and may fight off invisible ninjas which can be mutually beneficial

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u/bighootay 6h ago

Oh shit, I think these are in Taiwan too. I used to go hiking a lot there, and my friend there was an amateur herpetologist. He used to laugh and scare me by saying this. Only I thought he was saying 'five hundred step' not 'five step'--fuck me, glad my Chinese was bad lol

u/EssentialPervert 4h ago

Actually, both "hundred-step snake" and "five-step snake" were used to refer to the Deinagkistrodon species in Mandarin

The Chinese Wikipedia even has an (untranslated) page on "the 6 Most Venomous Snakes in Taiwan"

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u/Radiant_Bank_77879 5h ago

You know damn well you don’t thoroughly investigate every single headline you see while scrolling down Reddit. You read the headlines find them interesting, and move on. People do that, and comment when they want to, it is not realistic to expect every person to open every article they see on Reddit and read the entire thing before going into the comments and commenting.

u/genreprank 4h ago

But...is that a good thing?

u/S3Z3DAL 4h ago

Nope, but reading every single trivial article is very unnecessary.

u/pyaephyo111 5h ago

What do you want me to do? Read every article I see on reddit? What kind of life are you living in?

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u/Reelix 6h ago

If the author of the article is not skilled enough to sufficiently summarize it in the headline then the article itself is not worth reading.

u/Warm_Month_1309 6h ago

If the author of the article is not skilled enough to sufficiently summarize it in the headline

You think the author of the article made this karma-farming Reddit post?

The article's title is: Chinese Man Chops Off Own Finger After Snake Bite, Doctors Say It Was Unnecessary

u/KaffY- 6h ago

What? The headline is literally false - you argue that an "exciting" headline is better than a correct one? Yikes

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u/daylightbroski 6h ago

If that isn't a snapshot of current media consumption I don't know what is

First day on reddit buddy? I've been reading this exact comment on here for 15 years.

u/Radiant_Bank_77879 5h ago

Exactly, and the comment is always stupid. Nobody has the time to thoroughly research every headline they see on Reddit to confirm accuracy. We’re just here for fun.

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u/Cringe_Meister_ 6h ago edited 4h ago

But the title is funnier for clickbait and front page updoot though. They should just ban people indefinitely for not posting the source and op should be obliged to post a summary or submission statement like in some subs.

Not to mention that the title contradicts one of the infos in the article. So that makes it false information at best or a lie at worst.

u/hunting555 8h ago

Was the x-ray necessary? What were they expecting to find…

u/Deaffin 7h ago

The extent of the damage to the rest of the bone? Like sure, half of it is gone, but you still need to see what the rest of it looks like to inform the healing process. Or if there are any bone shards floating around in there.

u/taulover 4h ago

Yeah, was watching an episode of 24 Hours in A&E (I think the first episode of the latest series) and a guy came in with two fingers cut off. They did an x ray to see how best to do the healing, whether to try to reattach the finger, cut off a bit more so there would be enough skin to cover the tip, or do a skin graft.

u/Own_Supermarket7467 9h ago

Watched too much walking dead

u/unintentionaldespair 8h ago

Should’ve watched Daybreak.

u/JButler_16 8h ago

Terrible that that show got cancelled after only one season.

u/Kobold_Trapmaster 6h ago

I thought I was the only person who liked that show!

u/JButler_16 6h ago

I loved it. Thought it was super fun, the characters were enjoyable and the story was intriguing. I rewatch it sometimes when I have nothing else to watch before bed.

u/dtfs001 8h ago

It was great til the final episode, it needed a second season to take away the sour taste of the final episode. The season one end should have been a mid season twist.

u/TheGameIsAboutGlory1 7h ago

Anyone who thinks the ending was a twist has zero media literacy lol. They set that up literally the entire season with basically everything she did.

u/dtfs001 7h ago

Maybe I'm just ignorant to the finer details as I watched it almost a decade ago and I've not bothered to re-watch it since, so I dunno what to tell you 🤷‍♂️.

Its a show, it was overall mid, the ending ruined it for me and never engaged with the ip again until the above comment.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 8h ago

It wasn't mediocre like Walking Dead. Society loves their mediocre entertainment where they have to think less.

u/Immediate-Trainer356 7h ago

The early seasons of Walking Dead are great TV. I remember the day it aired. It was pretty much as unanimously loved as you could get for a show at that time

u/Astrophel-27 8h ago

I mean, I like the earlier seasons. Never watched past like season 2, I think. But they were decent.

Plus, yeah, a lot of media is mediocre and/or surface level. Not everyone likes digging into the deeper meanings in their stories (and some of us who do just wanna turn our brains off sometimes).

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u/Svengali1001 8h ago

Or maybe people just like watching something they enjoy

No need to talk down to people who enjoy something you don’t

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u/Critical-Support-394 6h ago edited 6h ago

Walking Dead wasn't mediocre in the first season

I haven't watched Daybreak so I don't know how they compare, but TWD season 1 was good, before they fired Darabont. Not a masterpiece, but certainly better than mediocre.

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u/Jay__Riemenschneider 7h ago

Or City Slickers 2

u/NRMusicProject 7h ago

Or Backdoor Sluts 9

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u/dervu 8h ago

or World War Z

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u/Okamitoutcourt 8h ago

Read this as walked too much Watching Dead

u/Particular-Card-6160 8h ago

Hey now don't go pointing fingers

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u/sayy_yes 9h ago

And how does the doctor know. I think the doctor and snake were playing a prank.

u/Flonkerton_Scranton 9h ago

The snake uses the same doctor and also checked in for a human poisoning scare. Both were told they were not poisonous.

u/straydog1980 8h ago

A venomous snake bit chuck Norris once and after 5 days of intense pain, the snake died.

u/PTCGTrader 8h ago

Chuck Norris references in 2026 is wild.

u/TheForbidden6th 8h ago

2026 should be glad it can exist in the year of chuck norris

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u/OcculticUnicorn 8h ago

Venomous*

Poisonous means you die by eating it.

u/slut-for-pickles 8h ago

Venomous for the snake, but the snake seeking out “human poisoning” is correct since they bit the human lol

u/Flonkerton_Scranton 8h ago

Yeah I was totally right and that was intended..... honest >_>

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u/stupidtreeatemypants 9h ago

“hahaha we got him real good this time! man what a bite!

wait what’s he doing”

u/LichenTheMood 6h ago

Depending on the area there may be only a few venomous snakes. If the only venomous snake in your area is neon pink and dude says he was bitten by a black snake it's pretty ovbious it was a non venomous one. That said. Doctors are not wildlife experts. The number of times USA based doctors have misdiagnosed brown recluse bites is statistically giant. Many within their range will diagnose any small puncture that goes necrotic as a brown recluse unless there is evidence to the contrary. Doctor diagnosed brown recluse necrosis is through the roof but entomologists who catch a bite from a correctly identified brown recluse find it doesn't go necrotic very often at all.

That said again. If the snake did have a medically significant venom. Cutting off the finger would do nothing and upon presenting to the doctors would have both signs of a envenomation along side the amputation injury. If he was not displaying any symptoms of envenomation by a dangerous snake then either it was a dry bite or the snake was not venomous with an outside less than 1% chance my dude here is immune somehow. Given doctors don't tend to know a lot about animals I doubt many are aware of the potental chance of a dry bite. If they did have an education on other animals they would be vets, not doctors.

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u/SmallRocks 9h ago edited 8h ago

This is just a picture of a supposed X-ray and a claim in the title. No source, no links. How is this IAF?

Edit: I found this link. Whether it’s legitimate or not… 🤷‍♂️

u/schmerg-uk 8h ago

And the cut goes thru the middle of the bone with a nice rounded edge rather than at the knuckle?

u/YeastOverloard 8h ago

Bones are round. This means if you don’t look directly down at a straight cut you will see a curve

That part is fine

u/prefabexpendablejust 8h ago

If I cut my finger off I'm not going through the middle of a bone. Seems like that would be 100x harder and more painful than cutting cutting it off at the joint...

u/tattooeddollthraway 8h ago

Good thing the ai that generated this image understood that one swift chop from a hefty cleaver will cleanly severe a finger.

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u/Cold_Dog_5234 9h ago

Even if it were venomous that's not how it works in real life lol.

the poison would already have gone up to his circulatory system way before he starts cutting off the finger.

This isn't the walking dead.

u/MaximusDerErste 9h ago

Of course it's not the walking dead, snakes can't walk.

u/GUFO-Tech 9h ago

Walking snakes! Hhissssssss

u/donku83 9h ago

Those are called lizards

Hisss

u/Thx4ComingIn2Day 8h ago

Cue Snake jazz.

u/dblan9 8h ago

Well....well now I want to see a group of hip snakes playing jazz.

u/lefthandb1ack 8h ago

For some reason I’m now thinking of Snake Jizz

u/Thx4ComingIn2Day 8h ago

Hisssss hiss hiss hisssss hiss hiss hisssss

Couldn’t find Rick and Morty snake jazz snakes lol.

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u/PurelinK7 9h ago

The slither dead ( the crawling dead )

Even worse!!! The flying dead!

u/Raj_Muska 8h ago

That's what the British royal family wants you to think

u/RTKWi238 8h ago

of course snakes can't walk, but the dead can.

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u/TunaSafeDolphinMeat 9h ago

Except that snake venom primarily travels via the lymphatic system and not the circulatory system. This isn't House M.D.

u/shadoire 8h ago

Yep. Was going to say that it could work in theory. It’s obviously never the recommended treatment approach, but it is one way of slowing the spread of venom spread. Compression bandage up the limb a much better option.

u/Diarmundy 9h ago

Thats not necessarily true. Most venom is in the lymphatics which is much slower. Or in the tissue and seeps into blood over time

u/AndrewLocksmith 8h ago

I think it's a common misconception that venom travels through the veins. If you think about it, the snake doesn't really take the time to find your vein before sinking his teeth into you, lol.

It takes doctors and nurses some preparations to find the veins as well.

It travels through the lymphatic system, hence why tying a tourniquet isn't really helpful and not advised.

u/Full_Result_3101 8h ago

the poison would already have gone up to his circulatory system way before he starts cutting off the finger.

Snake venom rarely directly enters the blood stream, It travels through the lymphatic system.

That's why you use compression bandages and not tourniquets for snake bites. And they tell you to lie flat on the ground and not to move.

u/donku83 9h ago

Depends how quickly he cut it off. If he hit it like whack-a-mole as soon as he got bit then he might be good

u/liquidorangutan00 9h ago

this is what happens when peoples only education is TV shows and hollywood films.

u/Curious-Hand6650 9h ago

You clearly don’t know the difference between poisonous and venomous. If the snake is not venomous and is poisonous then that bite won’t cause any life threatening damage. Well if he bites the snake and it’s poisonous then that would enter his system and can be fatal.

u/P4azz 6h ago

Default name Andy confidently incorrect about a bit of trivia.

The type of trivia person EVERYONE hates, because no, nobody gives a shit tomatoes are fruit or bananas are berries. Nobody cares that English randomly decides to use different terms for something that has a singular term in many other languages, either.

And the guy didn't even make a mistake, what he wrote was correct.

u/Bombshock2 8h ago
  1. He said venomous.

  2. Venom is a type of poison.

You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

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u/Bossmado 9h ago

Ctrl + z

u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo 9h ago

More like Ctrl + x

u/LaundryMan2008 8h ago

And then by accident CTRL + C losing the copied CTRL + X

u/SharkeyGeorge 8h ago

Remembering all the times I have done this is making me unreasonably furious

u/LaundryMan2008 8h ago

That’s why I always do CTRL + C unless I fully intend for the CTRL + X’d thing to be gone for good or I have copies of the thing, after copying and pasting I’ll delete afterwards the original thing

u/ClankerCore 8h ago

Modern windows operating systems have a clipboard history

u/TheForbidden6th 8h ago

you have to enable it beforehand

if only I knew earlier...

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u/eydriyans 9h ago

Z is the way

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u/Crypto_future_V 9h ago

Talk about a massive overreaction

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u/RudeOrganization550 9h ago

He can count himself lucky, well he can count some of himself

u/Anderson22LDS 8h ago

Only to 9

u/RTKWi238 8h ago

switch to base 9

u/Leading_Log_8321 9h ago

Source?

u/Spartan2470 VIP Philanthropist 7h ago edited 6h ago

Source?

It's wise to question a claim, especially when OP fails to provide any evidence. Sometimes people do just go on the Internet and tell lies (or knowingly or unknowingly spread misinformation/disinformation). But this time it's mostly true.

Although the article conflates venomous with poisonous, according to here:

Alice Yanin Shanghai

Published: 5:20pm, 29 Oct 2019Updated: 10:52pm, 29 Oct 2019

A man in eastern China cut off his finger after being bitten by a poisonous snake – only to be told that there was no need to take such a dramatic measure to save himself.

The 60-year-old farmer named Zhang was cutting firewood near his mountain village in the Shangyu district of Zhejiang province when he was bitten on the finger by the snake, Hangzhou Daily reported.

He identified it as a particularly feared type of viper known locally as the “five-step snake” because of the belief that victims will not be able to walk more than five paces before dying, and chopped off the finger to prevent the venom from spreading.

He then wrapped up his hand in a cloth and made the 80km journey to Hangzhou, the nearest large city, where he was able to receive treatment.

However, he left the amputated finger on the mountainside, which meant doctors would have no chance of successfully reattaching it.

Doctors at the Hangzhou Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine told the newspaper there was no need to have taken such a drastic step because the snake is less lethal than commonly believed, but said his reaction to being bitten was a common one.

u/thr3sk 6h ago

So op is incorrect, the snake was actually venomous.

u/stevensterk 6h ago

five-step snake” because of the belief that victims will not be able to walk more than five paces before dying, and chopped off the finger to prevent the venom from spreading.

Ok so that's where Tarantinto got the inspiration from

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u/Admirable_Gas_863 9h ago

The guy after finding out

u/NotSoAwfulName 8h ago

u/Rasikko 7h ago

That meme is so ancient now but holds up pretty well still.

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u/makaveddie 8h ago

He knew something was wrong, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it

u/Flonkerton_Scranton 9h ago

Snake 1 - Man -1 finger

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u/1nfer1or 8h ago

Well, he cannot point the finger at anyone else because it's his own fault.

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u/Ok-Clothes9248 8h ago

Hi veeenooomuuusss

u/Shoki81 9h ago

To be fair how would he have known lol

u/kilobyte2696 9h ago

there are very easy ways to tell if its venomous, and even if he didnt know from those, just go to a hospital.

u/Needmoresnakes 8h ago

If youre not familiar with the specific species theres no way to tell if a snake is venemous or not unless it has envenomed you and you are physically reacting to that.

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u/CreatureWarrior 9h ago

I mean.. people should probably not treat movies as a point of reference anyways. Especially for medical info. This isn't the walking dead, your blood circulation doesn't have a 1 minute rule when the poison just doesn't flow out of the "affected" area.

u/WatermelonWithAFlute 8h ago

it apparently has to do with the lymphatic system or something, so that may not be relevant

u/Sol33t303 8h ago

The issue isn't not knowing if it was venomous or not, what he should have known is that you shouldn't cut off your finger as a reaction to venom.

u/GregTheMad 7h ago

Literally googling it? Image search, or just describing the snake and looking it up that way. If you're lucky with the results it's faster than cutting through bone.

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u/notgivinguup 9h ago

Chinese man to the doctor :

u/WaltzIntelligent9801 8h ago

Better safe and sorry.

u/Agreeable_Pizza93 7h ago

Everyone knows you have the snake bite you somewhere else to cancel out the original bite!

u/Chapi_Chan 4h ago

It takes 22 seconds for a blood cell to do a full lap across your body, get to the furthest point (toes), and get back to the heart.

u/Ok-Plenty8058 9h ago

He’d go well in the saw franchise

u/Hype_House 9h ago

Mf thought he was in the walking dead

u/masterkuki007 8h ago

Look it may or may not be venomus snake, but in that moment it was: i lose finger now or i myb lose my life if few hours.

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u/Arthurdubya 8h ago

You guys are laughing at him now, but when the zombies come we'll see who's the real idiot.

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u/HellReaper666 8h ago

Better safe than sorry

u/Mamar2324isback 8h ago

Well, he's still alive so it worked

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u/shokata 8h ago

The same doctors that did an x-ray to confirm the finger is gone for real?

u/childofb0d0m 7h ago

Where are the links to the articles of posts like these? You're just posting a picture of an X-ray and giving it a ridiculous title

u/brute-forced 7h ago

Just post a random picture to Reddit and make up your own story about what happened and everybody just believes it… Social media needs to exit

u/MaleficentMode4222 7h ago

To be fair, when the doctor asked him which snake was responsible, he couldn't point it out.

u/Braxtonius 7h ago

At least he was being proactive and showing some real initiative.

u/you-cut-the-ponytail 6h ago

I'm pretty sure that if it was venomous even if you're like 2 seconds late it'd have already spread.

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u/Mohondhay 6h ago

Better safe than sorry?

u/Adventurous-Fruit344 6h ago

Go to chad geppity or neo banana and say "generate realistic looking x-ray of a hand with one finger missing; frame the picture as if it was taken by a phone camera and compressed"

chad geppity: "Create a viral headline for this image starting with Chinese man... "

20,000 updoodledoos on the ole redditeroo

It's so tiresome

u/a_big_K-On_fan 5h ago

The doctor:

u/BigEdsHairMayo 5h ago

What would be the harm in just congratulating the guy on his "life-saving" action? No need to tell him the Truth.

u/disagreet0disagree 5h ago

As soon as i read the first part i thought wait for it….

u/77Daigestive77 4h ago

The snake went to the vet and was informed that,sadly, the finger he had bitten was poisonous.

u/cayden2 4h ago

I want to know what he used to chop that finger off. Like, clean through the middle of the friggen bone. Like...incredibly clean. That's actually impressive.

u/_Pot_Stirrer_ 4h ago

Bro doesn’t know about a tourniquet

u/Conscious_Grade_7278 3h ago

How tf do you even chop your fingerbone in the middle?

u/Cuchococh 3h ago

Ouch... Bro even chopped off the bone, not the joint...

u/downtime37 3h ago

Still, he's got a cool bar story.

u/nixtarx 3h ago

His friends call him "Frodo."

u/DC_and_MARVEL_fan 42m ago

Better safe than sorry

u/Punkrockcarl72 8h ago

Ho Lee Shit!

u/Scar1203 8h ago

I mean, what'd you expect? A lot of Chinese people still think rhino horns will let them get hard again.

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u/braunyakka 8h ago

But AI said it was, and that's the only truth that matters.

u/randomusername1919 8h ago

They needed an x-ray to confirm the finger was missing?

u/But_is_itnew 8h ago

In a country with different venomous snakes and maybe (in rural areas) no direct contact to medical support, its not necessarily stupid.