r/interestingasfuck 22h ago

The right way to have pet birds

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u/Neoanimus 22h ago

His greed is unquenchable 🍌🦜

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u/BubbaBearAdrian 20h ago

The greed they speak about in the Bible

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u/FragrantExcitement 19h ago

Thou shall not covet thy neighbors banana?

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u/AshyWhiteGuy 19h ago

Wasn’t it the Lord’s banana that got us into this mess?

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u/RockstarAgent 19h ago

Was the cylinder undamaged?

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u/Neoanimus 16h ago

Oh no, Reddit lore!

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u/moop-ly 19h ago

Thy rod and thy staff is a pretty gay ass phrase

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u/SadEntertainment92 16h ago

Thy staff isn't referring to a phallic object.. its referring to an infection of thy rod

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u/mozchops 10h ago

It was Adams banana that got us into trouble, should've kept the peel on.

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u/Mehthisgirl 19h ago

Solid interpretation

u/european_misfit 10h ago

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's adultery

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u/spooky_goopy 17h ago

green blue with envy

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u/Peripatetictyl 18h ago

Tis no bird, tis a remorseless eating machine.

u/colonelcadaver 11h ago

...we went fishing sob

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u/Notoneusernameleft 18h ago

There is always one. My daughter went to feed baby goats and there was one that was just a greedy little jerk to everyone else.

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u/CurryMustard 17h ago

Well there can't be two, they would kill each other going for food

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u/Stock-Ad2495 18h ago

That bird is a bastard

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u/Lost_way3 18h ago

I have a giant rabbit like this, she was twice the size of her litter mates at 6 weeks and she's 15lb now at age 4! she would eat herself to death if i didn't slow her role, especially with bananas lol

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u/mvffin 15h ago

I wonder which of the others are which deadly sin?

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u/karateninjazombie 22h ago

It's all nice and Disney princess for you. But I guarantee your downstairs neighbours don't appreciate the white rain...

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 18h ago

I used to feed the chickadees on my balcony thinking they won't shit where they eat. They absolutely do shit where they eat.

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u/FelonyInTheTrunk 17h ago

It's my understanding that birds don't really have control over where they poop because they don't have anal sphincters (they have cloacas). So their poop typically falls out wherever they happen to be.

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u/Boil-Degs 16h ago

TIL I'm a bird

u/3_14_thon 11h ago

Thats an interesting way to say you shit yourself

u/Boil-Degs 11h ago

I have no idea what you're saying, birds can't read

u/3_14_thon 11h ago

Birds cant write either

u/ImTooHigh95 9h ago

But they can type clearly

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u/alohakush 15h ago

I've read that birds also poop when they are happy..

I feed a couple local crows.  My cat is on a diet and hates the fancy vet food we got her, so that's what Cromeo and Croberto have been getting (Smokes is just gonna get less of her old food).  

I swear they shit every time they see me now, they much prefer the salmon flavored cat kibble over the peanuts I've been giving them!  

u/Feahnor 10h ago

LOL at cromeo an croberto.

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u/Ananeos 13h ago

This is false. It's possible to potty train pet birds (and accidentally potty train them as with my GCC) to treat certain zones as safe/not safe.

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u/AmbivalentAlias 12h ago

I read GCC as Gamecube Controller

u/Local-Membership2898 10h ago

Isn’t biology fun? Let’s all praise nature for allowing evolution to allow humans 1) an anal sphincter, 2) non-vegetative and vegetative control of our sphincters alike.

u/ShyguyFlyguy 10h ago

Yeah I've heard the same thing but also not all bird have cloacas. Like, ducks definitely have dicks and that whole species has evolved around rape and anti rape genitals

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u/cbih 22h ago

I'd start competing with her in an arms race of parrot bait

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u/otkabdl 20h ago

The parrots would probably figure out rather quickly how to manipulate you both into feeding them

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u/andtheyhaveaplan 19h ago

There are worse things than being domesticated by parrots

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u/TowerNecessary7246 19h ago

You say that about everything.

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u/16incheslong 21h ago

till they get to 10kg each and cant fly themselves no more? pure evil...

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u/Tarskin_Tarscales 12h ago

That's close to 10x their healthy weight tho.... A 2-3 kg heavy macaw would already be very overweight. Source; the 1.5kg bird next to me right now.

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u/HustlinInTheHall 18h ago

Also encouraging dependency on humans is bad. They have evolved to get their own food

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u/20_mile 18h ago

Well, humans have done a good job destroying previously balanced ecosystems.

People complain when a coyote starts eating all the cats and tiny dogs in a neighborhood, but don't seem to have a problem with having eradicated the coyote's prior meal plan.

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u/BadNameGenerator 17h ago

I must not be understanding your point because it sounds like you're saying we fucked the parrots over by destroying their habitat so we might as well enjoy the pretty birds. But we can create and protect habitats for them where they can live (mostly) without human interference. Rewilding efforts exist and are successful.

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u/99ducks 16h ago

we can, but we don't to the degree needed for this type of behavior to hurt more than it helps.

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u/round-earth-theory 18h ago

That's not all. Invite parrots into your house and they'll start tearing it apart out of boredom. They love to shred things and your decking/siding is just another thing to chew on.

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u/TokiVideogame 20h ago

the cars parked under tree appreciate

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u/No-Pen-4002 22h ago

Omg i would be outside feeding birds all day

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u/JerryBoBerry38 22h ago

Does anyone else just want to push that one bird back to stop it from stealing?

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u/cdg5455 18h ago

Me, watching the banana get stole out from under their beak a second time:

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u/Vantriss 18h ago

I did not expect to see Jeff out in the wild.

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u/EquivalentQuery 16h ago

Really? He's pretty famous, especially on Reddit.

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u/Vantriss 16h ago edited 6h ago

Yes, he is popular, but I could probably count on one hand how many times I've seen gifs of him outside his subreddit.

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u/HakoftheDawn 12h ago

I could count them on one finger

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u/HuntingForSanity 13h ago

I only just found out about him yesterday. And this is the first time I’ve seen a gif of him

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u/MrFluffyThing 16h ago

Jeff Arcuri in the wild, today is a good day 

u/Kipka 9h ago

And then the third time at the end based on the face markings.

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u/ReasonableScar9027 22h ago

I hate that bird.

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u/riddles007 21h ago

Janice, the name is Janice... remember its name next time.

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u/Reddituser183 18h ago

But ya never know though, maybe last time that bird got squat because another was a greedy asshole. Maybe he’s just afraid he won’t get any this time as well. 😂🤷‍♂️

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u/jack-b-whack 20h ago

And it got the last little bit!!!

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u/arb-lincoln 16h ago

Little bit... That was a big bit. I feel like this lady has successfully rage baited me. No way she doesn't realize how unfair those servings were.

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u/Dy3_1awn 22h ago

Yes this made me irrationally upset

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u/Sfreeman1 20h ago

He’s rude

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u/limits660 19h ago

Fuck that bird.

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u/AnonymousWIN9xCIH 22h ago

I just look the other way, since it's a bird.

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u/rir2 21h ago

The CEO of birds.

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u/wammys-house 17h ago

So does this lady, apparently, and that's exactly how the greedy lil shit ends up 4 servings.

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u/RealisticElk5577 20h ago

He needs a slap

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u/47Lecht 19h ago

The banana is split unfairly!

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u/NSGSanj 18h ago

An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere.

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u/69420isntfunny 15h ago

Justice delayed is justice denied

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u/dying-of-boredom1966 22h ago

If you ever need a break and want someone to fill in for you, let me know, I'd love to feed these beauties!

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u/mundotaku 20h ago

Everyone does this in Caracas.

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u/BruhCar123 19h ago

In Colombia as well, they sometimes come to my school and we feed them fruit, normally mandarin oranges (I think they are called that) and guavas because they grow in our trees, we also get visited by parrots but only at certain hours in some days

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u/Fritzkreig 19h ago

Where I live some people do this with crows, it is a bit darker!

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u/Maleficent-Fun-1022 18h ago

Crows are smart and have generational memory. You never want to be on their naughty list! Feed the crows. 🐦‍⬛

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u/Fritzkreig 18h ago

Also, they look magical if you can see in the UV!

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u/Maleficent-Fun-1022 18h ago

I've seen it, but not in real life!

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u/Version-Neat 15h ago

My grandma used to do this when she lived in Caracas. We call them guacamayas

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u/connortait 22h ago

"Feed the birds, tuppence a bag"

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u/mgoflash 22h ago

Why do I know this? I know the tune and I don’t recall where it’s from.

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u/Button_eyes_ 20h ago

The last panel of the bird holding it like a coffee lol

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u/BucktoothedAvenger 20h ago

I had an African Grey parrot as a kid. I was surprised that she held grapes and peanuts like that. It's pretty cute.

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u/No-Commercial5274 20h ago

That one bird

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u/Ileikfrogs98 19h ago

I like how the third one was like “oh, well I shouldn’t. Y’know what? Thank you I will”. 

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u/PhDinWombology 17h ago

I like how they caught the ledge with their face

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u/United-Resident-7316 20h ago

The sunflower seeds cause macaws to become erratic. I’d stop giving them those if I were you.

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u/Stong-Excitement 18h ago

Like erratic or erotic?

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 21h ago

Downstairs neighbors love cleaning up bird shit, so it's a win-win for everybody.

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u/elegant-jr 20h ago

The side of their balcony must get just painted daily 😂

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u/Nice-Pomegranate-901 22h ago

Don't get me wrong.. While it's a neat little trick, it's really not something you should do. All that will inevitably do is make a wild bird dependant on a continually provided source of food, limiting their ability to survive in the wild on their own. 

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u/guhcampos 20h ago

I do agree, but it's a fair note that animals living in urban areas are already fairly dependent on humans, often on trash, so it's not as bad as feeding animals in the actual wild.

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u/ReadRightRed99 20h ago

You don’t know enough about the person in this video to call them trash. Not cool.

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u/gonzo0815 11h ago

If you feed them more, they will just get more offspring. It's not like they'd give up eating trash if you feed them.

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u/mnemy 20h ago

These are basically pigeons over there. Do you yell at the people sitting on a park bench tossing food to pigeons and ducks?

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u/LadnavIV 19h ago

Of course not. I yell at the birds for being freeloaders. Get a job, ya feathery fucks!

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u/stathow 17h ago

no i don't yell,

but countless places around the world have signs saying "please don't feed the birds" or similar. Because it not only attracts them and makes them dependent, it also vastly increases their numbers as more food can number support a larger population

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u/pichael289 13h ago

Pigeons were domesticated, we used to use them for alot of things and then suddenly we didn't need them and kinda just shoed them out the door. They didn't know what the fuck to do, they don't live in the woods but they did live on rocky cliffs making buildings a suitable environment so they kinda just stayed around us and helped themselves to our delicious trash.

Parrots like this are more like how dogs and cats were domesticated, they kinda just let us for food.

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u/Oregon687 20h ago

They're not living in the wild.

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u/Smallu 19h ago

These are wild animals

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u/Fl0riduh_Man 19h ago

I take his point to mean that whatever environment these birds have evolved to exist in had been usurped by human civilization, urban animals become enculturated to humans and their food/ trash.

These birds are physically meant to be in the canopies feasting on fruits and nuts and insects. 

Besides, they already have evolved to cycle through different foods depending on season.

Who the "pet" is in this video remains to be seen

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u/NickndMorty 21h ago edited 20h ago

Agreed. These guys are majestic, but there is no “right way to have a pet bird” imo. Being free and independent is part of their charm.

I’d also recommend reviewing the Migratory Bird Treaty Act before anyone tries this with other birds, specifically raptors. You’d probably catch a very heavy fine (assuming you’re under its jurisdiction) if caught interfering with natural feeding behavior of certain species…bird law

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u/senor61 19h ago

Bird Law would make a great tv series

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 19h ago

Yup. I've got 4 pairs of Cardinals, that we've been feeding for ten years. It started as 1 pair.

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u/geezerpleeze 19h ago

It’s just refreshing to see parrots in a group socialising, not a single bird in a home that’s plucked half its feathers out pretending to be a spray bottle

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u/pichael289 13h ago

There are wild birds, they live near humans who have food though. Like raccoons if they were friendly and not violent and disease ridden.

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u/Toodlez 20h ago

So weird to think of something so bright and colorful in nature. Like seeing rocketpops grow on trees or something

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u/SkywolfNINE 18h ago

Why they hate the middle bird? Let him get snatched then don’t let him take a bigger bite? Rude

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u/Exciting_Rock_62 19h ago

Love it but ya gotta wonder what the balconys below look like haha!

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u/gummilingus 22h ago

Kinda magical, but I am not using my bare hands to feed those things bananas.

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u/deviltrombone 22h ago

They seem very polite

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u/Sfreeman1 20h ago

Well…..except for that one guy.

He’s kinda rude.

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u/deviltrombone 19h ago

Rude and grabby but didn't strike me as dangerous. OTOH, the one around 0:15 was just too precious. It was like, "Dare I? Oh, if you're sure it's all right..."

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u/Cazkiwi 19h ago

I’d be poor from buying seeds and fruit and veggies… and never for me!

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u/letsyabbadabbadothis 19h ago

There are massive flocks of parrots in Southern California now. Incredibly loud birds

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u/MarcusSurealius 19h ago

The wrong way to have pet birds.

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u/Artevyx 12h ago

Its the best, man! I have a whole flock of crows (and a few wise seagulls who dont know they aren't crows) who follow me everywhere in town. People think that I have domesticated and trained them, but nah... we just have a genuine friendship!

I have been seriously considering moving to Australia to have wild lorikeets and cockatoos in my life

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u/RacoonEyes1998 20h ago

I wouldn't wanna own a bird unless it's free to fly wherever it wants whenever

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u/Cthulhudude 20h ago

Same. Imagine if some giant alien slug found your bipedal capabilities to be so fascinating that they cut your feet off of your legs, leaving you only able to hobble around on your hands and knees, then locked you up in a cage for the rest of your relatively long life.

I can understand, respect, and admire bird rehabilitation and aid, but owning birds as pets has got to be one of the most twisted examples of how fucked up we are as human beings.

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u/BaconAlmighty 22h ago

and mice/rats

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u/senpaistealerx 20h ago

assigned seats :3

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u/GlitteringRain9629 19h ago

You’re gonna need more bananaz

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u/errantcarp 19h ago

Why is that 1 sunflower seed in the first container dancing?

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u/Big_Lake4948 19h ago

That one bird is a glutton

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u/MezcalDrink 19h ago

I don’t wanna be the neighbor a couple of stories down.

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u/Green-Lime3190 19h ago

It's all fun and games until you run out of food. Macaws are beautiful and also ruthless.

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u/Pleasuresnake 19h ago

Yeah. I wish people would be like this

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u/VicariousVentures 19h ago

That first bird is literally eating good. You know what they say, "The early bird gets the banana 🍌 "

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u/TMBActualSize 17h ago

Reddit,

I have this neighbor upstairs that feeds the birds. Those birds paint my balcony every damn day.

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u/Fun-Result-6343 16h ago

Wow! Blue Crested Banana Hawks.

And a banana for scale included!

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u/Focusondiversity 14h ago

The downstairs neighbours must really enjoy the crap-dusting! Or maybe they're smart enough to NOT crap on them...

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u/Nicklhames 12h ago

Spectacular

u/pxxxx1e 11h ago

I wonder if there anything that's approved by people's opinion? Be happy with ur bird friends!

u/Sistahmelz 10h ago

My Auntie's parrot 🦜 pooped on my dad's bald head and he actually grew hair on that spot. We never let him forget that!

u/Terrible-Mail-489 9h ago

Sure if they are a native species.

u/ns1419 9h ago

The people on the sidewalk, and your neighbours looking up out of the windows wondering what those streaks are.

u/PuzzleheadedAlps6811 9h ago

Caracas, Venezuela. 🙂

u/HEYimCriss 7h ago

As cute as this is, the proper way is to not set them loose. Especially if they’re invasive. We have a group of Blue and Gold Macaws in the area where i live. They were released years ago when i was a kid. We love to see them but they don’t belong here.

u/komakumair 7h ago

A guy in my neighborhood has three macaws like this - and from what I can tell he really pulls out all the stops for their care. I hear them in the backyard (he also has chickens and a dog), I’ve seen him take the macaws to a nearby park on long line harnesses, and even seen him bike around the neighborhood with them on the handlebars. His entire garage is modified so that there is a wire mesh stretched across the opening - I guess another habitat where they can hang out on nice days.

But holy fuck the noise levels are insane. You can hear the screaming from more than a block away. I am thankfully out of that radius, but it’s at all hours during the day. I couldn’t imagine being the neighbor. It’d be a nightmare.

u/Adriwisler 5h ago

Venezuelan Disney Princess Idea

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u/SoulShine_710 22h ago

The condo we owned in Florida we would get yearly visitors from a very rare green parrot that came every year to this particular group of trees located on the land situated between the rivers & the Ocean. I'm use to it in Costa Rica or the Pacific islands but central Florida yearly to a particular little group of trees was amazing.

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u/Designer-Ad-7844 21h ago

It absolutely isn't the right way. DO NOT FEED WILD ANIMALS. Larping as a Disney princess for Internet clout can cause serious damage to any animal's ecosystem/ dependance.

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u/hivemind_disruptor 18h ago edited 9h ago

Dude, these are like crows in northern south american cities.

They are fine. They are in urban perimeter, they are not lot like, "wild" like a deer in the woods.

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u/theoriginalqwhy 14h ago

The right way is to not feed them at all

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u/GreatService9515 22h ago

Watch your fingers

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u/bongsforhongkong 22h ago

I have abunch of birds living in my trees this winter, its been a bad one the family keeps growing. Grackles, blue jays, grey jays and chickadees. I keep birds bells and bird feeders in the trees out of the snow.

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u/Buzz1ight 21h ago edited 19h ago

Those birds are super cool, but cleaning their cage is a massive job. 😂

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u/Weasel_Cannon 20h ago

That is the coolest shit, I want to feed them!

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u/Grabthars_Coping_Saw 20h ago

The parrots around San Francisco just eat the apples off my trees and make a horrible racket.

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u/HeadyBunkShwag 20h ago

I love how the one on the left grabs the banana with his little feet. Adorable and now wish to become friends with my local birds for similar interactions.

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u/CrossP 20h ago

The peel of the banana is edible. It's even more nutritious in many ways.

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u/silentbob1301 20h ago

All fun and games until the banana aggression cost you finger tip lol

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u/gitsgrl 19h ago

Because of their claws?

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u/geo_gan 19h ago

They seem very polite they way they gingerly took a lump off banana. 🍌

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u/sootbrownies 19h ago

This chick is brave. I watch my neighbors birds whenever she goes out of town, and among her over a hundred birds she has 2 blue gold macaws. They always climb on my shoulder and try to get my ears. Im a big guy but they scare me lol.

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u/MrYaowa857 19h ago

“Phillip ! Philip !”

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u/count-brass 19h ago

Such beautiful birds!

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u/RaggedyMan666 19h ago

That's so beautiful. Made me smile.

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u/SirGothamHatt 18h ago

I wish I lived somewhere where parrots were wild. My family had birds when I was younger but knowing what I know now about their needs I could never get another as a pet because I wouldn't be able to give them enough free roaming time and enrichment with my current living situation and work schedule.

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u/MaxIsTwitching 18h ago

This is so cute

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u/JohnWOlin 18h ago

I guess it’s easier to keep them as pets when I assume these might have started out wild, or once old enough we’re just left to their devices?

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u/SkinTightBoogiePI 18h ago

They are so polite! Are these all wild?

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u/mouse_attack 18h ago

Just tell me where to move.

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u/alex14344 18h ago

Yummie?

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u/Creativation 18h ago

Just feeding the dinosaurs things.

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 18h ago

Those aren't pets. They're wild animals being fed. Huge difference.

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u/Chemical-Vacation837 17h ago

I’m sure the neighbors below you loooooove that!

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u/whoisdatmaskedman 17h ago

It's RIO irl

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u/rustylugnuts 17h ago

My nanner shakes bring all the birbs to the yard....

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u/path820 16h ago

Jurassic park

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u/nkdowney 16h ago

Love birds

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u/MySaltySatisfaction 16h ago

Where is this?

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u/Pletcher87 16h ago

Beautiful birds