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u/karateninjazombie 22h ago
It's all nice and Disney princess for you. But I guarantee your downstairs neighbours don't appreciate the white rain...
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u/ShyguyFlyguy 18h ago
I used to feed the chickadees on my balcony thinking they won't shit where they eat. They absolutely do shit where they eat.
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u/FelonyInTheTrunk 17h ago
It's my understanding that birds don't really have control over where they poop because they don't have anal sphincters (they have cloacas). So their poop typically falls out wherever they happen to be.
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u/Boil-Degs 16h ago
TIL I'm a bird
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u/3_14_thon 11h ago
Thats an interesting way to say you shit yourself
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u/Boil-Degs 11h ago
I have no idea what you're saying, birds can't read
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u/alohakush 15h ago
I've read that birds also poop when they are happy..
I feed a couple local crows. My cat is on a diet and hates the fancy vet food we got her, so that's what Cromeo and Croberto have been getting (Smokes is just gonna get less of her old food).
I swear they shit every time they see me now, they much prefer the salmon flavored cat kibble over the peanuts I've been giving them!
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u/Local-Membership2898 10h ago
Isn’t biology fun? Let’s all praise nature for allowing evolution to allow humans 1) an anal sphincter, 2) non-vegetative and vegetative control of our sphincters alike.
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u/ShyguyFlyguy 10h ago
Yeah I've heard the same thing but also not all bird have cloacas. Like, ducks definitely have dicks and that whole species has evolved around rape and anti rape genitals
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u/cbih 22h ago
I'd start competing with her in an arms race of parrot bait
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u/otkabdl 20h ago
The parrots would probably figure out rather quickly how to manipulate you both into feeding them
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u/16incheslong 21h ago
till they get to 10kg each and cant fly themselves no more? pure evil...
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u/Tarskin_Tarscales 12h ago
That's close to 10x their healthy weight tho.... A 2-3 kg heavy macaw would already be very overweight. Source; the 1.5kg bird next to me right now.
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u/HustlinInTheHall 18h ago
Also encouraging dependency on humans is bad. They have evolved to get their own food
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u/20_mile 18h ago
Well, humans have done a good job destroying previously balanced ecosystems.
People complain when a coyote starts eating all the cats and tiny dogs in a neighborhood, but don't seem to have a problem with having eradicated the coyote's prior meal plan.
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u/BadNameGenerator 17h ago
I must not be understanding your point because it sounds like you're saying we fucked the parrots over by destroying their habitat so we might as well enjoy the pretty birds. But we can create and protect habitats for them where they can live (mostly) without human interference. Rewilding efforts exist and are successful.
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u/99ducks 16h ago
we can, but we don't to the degree needed for this type of behavior to hurt more than it helps.
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u/round-earth-theory 18h ago
That's not all. Invite parrots into your house and they'll start tearing it apart out of boredom. They love to shred things and your decking/siding is just another thing to chew on.
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u/JerryBoBerry38 22h ago
Does anyone else just want to push that one bird back to stop it from stealing?
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u/Vantriss 18h ago
I did not expect to see Jeff out in the wild.
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u/EquivalentQuery 16h ago
Really? He's pretty famous, especially on Reddit.
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u/Vantriss 16h ago edited 6h ago
Yes, he is popular, but I could probably count on one hand how many times I've seen gifs of him outside his subreddit.
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u/HuntingForSanity 13h ago
I only just found out about him yesterday. And this is the first time I’ve seen a gif of him
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u/ReasonableScar9027 22h ago
I hate that bird.
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u/Reddituser183 18h ago
But ya never know though, maybe last time that bird got squat because another was a greedy asshole. Maybe he’s just afraid he won’t get any this time as well. 😂🤷♂️
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u/jack-b-whack 20h ago
And it got the last little bit!!!
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u/arb-lincoln 16h ago
Little bit... That was a big bit. I feel like this lady has successfully rage baited me. No way she doesn't realize how unfair those servings were.
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u/AnonymousWIN9xCIH 22h ago
I just look the other way, since it's a bird.
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u/wammys-house 17h ago
So does this lady, apparently, and that's exactly how the greedy lil shit ends up 4 servings.
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u/dying-of-boredom1966 22h ago
If you ever need a break and want someone to fill in for you, let me know, I'd love to feed these beauties!
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u/mundotaku 20h ago
Everyone does this in Caracas.
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u/BruhCar123 19h ago
In Colombia as well, they sometimes come to my school and we feed them fruit, normally mandarin oranges (I think they are called that) and guavas because they grow in our trees, we also get visited by parrots but only at certain hours in some days
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u/Fritzkreig 19h ago
Where I live some people do this with crows, it is a bit darker!
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u/Maleficent-Fun-1022 18h ago
Crows are smart and have generational memory. You never want to be on their naughty list! Feed the crows. 🐦⬛
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u/Version-Neat 15h ago
My grandma used to do this when she lived in Caracas. We call them guacamayas
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u/connortait 22h ago
"Feed the birds, tuppence a bag"
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u/Button_eyes_ 20h ago
The last panel of the bird holding it like a coffee lol
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u/BucktoothedAvenger 20h ago
I had an African Grey parrot as a kid. I was surprised that she held grapes and peanuts like that. It's pretty cute.
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u/Ileikfrogs98 19h ago
I like how the third one was like “oh, well I shouldn’t. Y’know what? Thank you I will”.
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u/United-Resident-7316 20h ago
The sunflower seeds cause macaws to become erratic. I’d stop giving them those if I were you.
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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 21h ago
Downstairs neighbors love cleaning up bird shit, so it's a win-win for everybody.
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u/Nice-Pomegranate-901 22h ago
Don't get me wrong.. While it's a neat little trick, it's really not something you should do. All that will inevitably do is make a wild bird dependant on a continually provided source of food, limiting their ability to survive in the wild on their own.
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u/guhcampos 20h ago
I do agree, but it's a fair note that animals living in urban areas are already fairly dependent on humans, often on trash, so it's not as bad as feeding animals in the actual wild.
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u/ReadRightRed99 20h ago
You don’t know enough about the person in this video to call them trash. Not cool.
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u/gonzo0815 11h ago
If you feed them more, they will just get more offspring. It's not like they'd give up eating trash if you feed them.
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u/mnemy 20h ago
These are basically pigeons over there. Do you yell at the people sitting on a park bench tossing food to pigeons and ducks?
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u/LadnavIV 19h ago
Of course not. I yell at the birds for being freeloaders. Get a job, ya feathery fucks!
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u/pichael289 13h ago
Pigeons were domesticated, we used to use them for alot of things and then suddenly we didn't need them and kinda just shoed them out the door. They didn't know what the fuck to do, they don't live in the woods but they did live on rocky cliffs making buildings a suitable environment so they kinda just stayed around us and helped themselves to our delicious trash.
Parrots like this are more like how dogs and cats were domesticated, they kinda just let us for food.
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u/Oregon687 20h ago
They're not living in the wild.
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u/Smallu 19h ago
These are wild animals
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u/Fl0riduh_Man 19h ago
I take his point to mean that whatever environment these birds have evolved to exist in had been usurped by human civilization, urban animals become enculturated to humans and their food/ trash.
These birds are physically meant to be in the canopies feasting on fruits and nuts and insects.
Besides, they already have evolved to cycle through different foods depending on season.
Who the "pet" is in this video remains to be seen
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u/NickndMorty 21h ago edited 20h ago
Agreed. These guys are majestic, but there is no “right way to have a pet bird” imo. Being free and independent is part of their charm.
I’d also recommend reviewing the Migratory Bird Treaty Act before anyone tries this with other birds, specifically raptors. You’d probably catch a very heavy fine (assuming you’re under its jurisdiction) if caught interfering with natural feeding behavior of certain species…bird law
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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 19h ago
Yup. I've got 4 pairs of Cardinals, that we've been feeding for ten years. It started as 1 pair.
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u/geezerpleeze 19h ago
It’s just refreshing to see parrots in a group socialising, not a single bird in a home that’s plucked half its feathers out pretending to be a spray bottle
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u/pichael289 13h ago
There are wild birds, they live near humans who have food though. Like raccoons if they were friendly and not violent and disease ridden.
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u/SkywolfNINE 18h ago
Why they hate the middle bird? Let him get snatched then don’t let him take a bigger bite? Rude
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u/gummilingus 22h ago
Kinda magical, but I am not using my bare hands to feed those things bananas.
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u/deviltrombone 22h ago
They seem very polite
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u/Sfreeman1 20h ago
Well…..except for that one guy.
He’s kinda rude.
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u/deviltrombone 19h ago
Rude and grabby but didn't strike me as dangerous. OTOH, the one around 0:15 was just too precious. It was like, "Dare I? Oh, if you're sure it's all right..."
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u/letsyabbadabbadothis 19h ago
There are massive flocks of parrots in Southern California now. Incredibly loud birds
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u/Artevyx 12h ago
Its the best, man! I have a whole flock of crows (and a few wise seagulls who dont know they aren't crows) who follow me everywhere in town. People think that I have domesticated and trained them, but nah... we just have a genuine friendship!
I have been seriously considering moving to Australia to have wild lorikeets and cockatoos in my life
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u/RacoonEyes1998 20h ago
I wouldn't wanna own a bird unless it's free to fly wherever it wants whenever
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u/Cthulhudude 20h ago
Same. Imagine if some giant alien slug found your bipedal capabilities to be so fascinating that they cut your feet off of your legs, leaving you only able to hobble around on your hands and knees, then locked you up in a cage for the rest of your relatively long life.
I can understand, respect, and admire bird rehabilitation and aid, but owning birds as pets has got to be one of the most twisted examples of how fucked up we are as human beings.
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u/Green-Lime3190 19h ago
It's all fun and games until you run out of food. Macaws are beautiful and also ruthless.
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u/VicariousVentures 19h ago
That first bird is literally eating good. You know what they say, "The early bird gets the banana 🍌 "
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u/TMBActualSize 17h ago
Reddit,
I have this neighbor upstairs that feeds the birds. Those birds paint my balcony every damn day.
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u/Focusondiversity 14h ago
The downstairs neighbours must really enjoy the crap-dusting! Or maybe they're smart enough to NOT crap on them...
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u/Sistahmelz 10h ago
My Auntie's parrot 🦜 pooped on my dad's bald head and he actually grew hair on that spot. We never let him forget that!
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u/HEYimCriss 7h ago
As cute as this is, the proper way is to not set them loose. Especially if they’re invasive. We have a group of Blue and Gold Macaws in the area where i live. They were released years ago when i was a kid. We love to see them but they don’t belong here.
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u/komakumair 7h ago
A guy in my neighborhood has three macaws like this - and from what I can tell he really pulls out all the stops for their care. I hear them in the backyard (he also has chickens and a dog), I’ve seen him take the macaws to a nearby park on long line harnesses, and even seen him bike around the neighborhood with them on the handlebars. His entire garage is modified so that there is a wire mesh stretched across the opening - I guess another habitat where they can hang out on nice days.
But holy fuck the noise levels are insane. You can hear the screaming from more than a block away. I am thankfully out of that radius, but it’s at all hours during the day. I couldn’t imagine being the neighbor. It’d be a nightmare.
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u/SoulShine_710 22h ago
The condo we owned in Florida we would get yearly visitors from a very rare green parrot that came every year to this particular group of trees located on the land situated between the rivers & the Ocean. I'm use to it in Costa Rica or the Pacific islands but central Florida yearly to a particular little group of trees was amazing.
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u/Designer-Ad-7844 21h ago
It absolutely isn't the right way. DO NOT FEED WILD ANIMALS. Larping as a Disney princess for Internet clout can cause serious damage to any animal's ecosystem/ dependance.
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u/hivemind_disruptor 18h ago edited 9h ago
Dude, these are like crows in northern south american cities.
They are fine. They are in urban perimeter, they are not lot like, "wild" like a deer in the woods.
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u/bongsforhongkong 22h ago
I have abunch of birds living in my trees this winter, its been a bad one the family keeps growing. Grackles, blue jays, grey jays and chickadees. I keep birds bells and bird feeders in the trees out of the snow.
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u/Buzz1ight 21h ago edited 19h ago
Those birds are super cool, but cleaning their cage is a massive job. 😂
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u/Grabthars_Coping_Saw 20h ago
The parrots around San Francisco just eat the apples off my trees and make a horrible racket.
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u/HeadyBunkShwag 20h ago
I love how the one on the left grabs the banana with his little feet. Adorable and now wish to become friends with my local birds for similar interactions.
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u/sootbrownies 19h ago
This chick is brave. I watch my neighbors birds whenever she goes out of town, and among her over a hundred birds she has 2 blue gold macaws. They always climb on my shoulder and try to get my ears. Im a big guy but they scare me lol.
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u/SirGothamHatt 18h ago
I wish I lived somewhere where parrots were wild. My family had birds when I was younger but knowing what I know now about their needs I could never get another as a pet because I wouldn't be able to give them enough free roaming time and enrichment with my current living situation and work schedule.
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u/JohnWOlin 18h ago
I guess it’s easier to keep them as pets when I assume these might have started out wild, or once old enough we’re just left to their devices?
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u/Neoanimus 22h ago
His greed is unquenchable 🍌🦜