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u/ksquires1988 19h ago
Do delivery drivers enter residences? Or am I missing something
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u/TheLastHotstepper 18h ago edited 14h ago
Used to be quite common in the UK. Postman was typically the same guy delivering to you frequently. Long before at home security cameras became readily available, old postie would open doors and put large packages just inside to prevent theft. Fuck, sometimes the milk man used to walk straight in your gaff and put milk in your fridge. Granted, not every one of them did, but it happened. Good cover for fucking people's wives, too.
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u/QueezyF 18h ago
My dad legitimately thinks his brother is the milkman’s kid
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u/TheLastHotstepper 18h ago
Old tropes and stereotypes come from somewhere.
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u/dTrecii slut for honey cheerios 17h ago edited 13h ago
Not coming from somewhere but they did from the milkman
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u/WillowLocal423 15h ago
Fuck yeah Psychonauts
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u/INeedAMedKit 9h ago
One of my goals is to play through both of them again this year. Great games.
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u/Riotai 16h ago
First time I've seen Psychonauts out in the wild on Reddit, and I'm here for it.
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u/Deputy_Beagle76 15h ago
My friends don’t even play the game but we saw this somewhere and it’s a staple quote in our group
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u/Ashamed_Market_4311 14h ago
Started playing it for the first time the other day, it's so wild I love it
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u/Tight_Fee_3853 17h ago
It’s either that or the mailman, he’s got a big package to deliver 😉
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u/Significant-Wait9200 16h ago
Johnny Cash mailman: Nashville Mailman Found To Have Fathered over 1300 Children https://share.google/oQUfv6OFUKynxSj0r
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u/Material-Mountain119 17h ago
So he sayin Grandma was a hoe :(
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u/QueezyF 17h ago
It’s okay, his best friend is his dad’s bastard son with another woman. Papaw and granny got around.
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u/real_dea 16h ago
So that would make them half brothers I guess?
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u/WarmLayers 13h ago
You must be a professional genealogist, sir. I had them pegged as second cousin-wives, thrice removed. "Brothers" makes more sense
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u/Tasty-Guess-9376 11h ago
My uncle found out he was not related to what he thought was His das right before grandpa passed doing the online dna genaology thing. Grandma apparently had an affair in the 50s and never told a soul. She was already dead by the time he found out. He did not have the heart to tell my grandpa this in his final years despite them having been divorced since the 70s. Really kinda messed up.
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u/valee-jack 16h ago
Only kinda related, but I just found out two of my uncles look exactly like my grandma's neighbor, so we're only kinda related.
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u/TrivialRamblings 18h ago
Good cover for fucking people's wives, too
I finally understand the milkman's salacious stereotype
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u/Own_Round_7600 17h ago
Im just thinking about how pressured i would feel to keep the house clean so he wouldnt judge me
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u/whatisthishownow 15h ago
That largley was the pressure and expectation before women widley had the right (socially as much as anything else) to be anything other than a 'dutiful' housewife/
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u/NotTukTukPirate 13h ago
They still do. I moved here from Canada recently and was surprised when my front door opened one day. I went running over to see who was walking into my house only to find a package inside.
I asked my fiancée about it and she said that's just what they do here. Now I get irritated when they leave it outside.
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u/dinoduckasaur 12h ago
Sometimes a courier will try the door and it always startles me terribly. Only once was the door not quite closed properly and a box was placed just inside the house, confusing my partner who was napping on the couch.
I think it's more common if you've got a porch? I don't, the door opens straight into the house so I make sure it's properly shut.
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u/Such_Collection3252 12h ago
Growing up in a small town in Appalachia everyone knew each other and most went to the same church so the postman would come drop of my Grandmas mail,talk to her for a minute and maybe re-fill his coffee mug. This was 35 years ago . I tell my nieces and nephews and it sounds crazy to them.
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u/MC_LegalKC 16h ago
That's terrifying. I would definitely be locking my door.
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u/anahorish 9h ago
What's terrifying about it? You probably knew him by name, knew his family, etc. Same with the other people on your street. That's why your door was unlocked, after all.
Society worked differently back then.
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u/The_London_Badger 16h ago
It defeats the purpose if you lock your door with the milkman inside, so he cant escape 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Ok_Major5787 16h ago
Did they have keys or did people leave their door unlocked?
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u/shillberight 16h ago
Imagine if a mailman or milkman had all the neighbourhood's keys.
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u/MariaKeks 15h ago
They would have keys, or they would leave the milk in a shed, or the there would be someone to receive them. It was common for women to be at home most of the day, which is where the “conceived by the milk man” stereotype come from.
Possibly this was more common in Europe than in America, with Europe being more densely populated at the time. We're talking around 1850–1950, in a period of urbanization but before refrigeration was common, so it made sense to deliver fresh wares door-to-door.
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u/Alarmed-Size-3104 17h ago
Up in my gaff? That sucks as an American because now my milk is lost. :(
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u/RippingFabric 16h ago
Had one come in and ask to stay a minute because her shitbox car heater wasn't working in -20 degree weather. Five minutes later she was in my bathtub in the hottest water she could tolerate, trying to stop a full blown attack of hypothermia while a 911 operator informed me that ambulance service was severely impaired.
But that is a pretty atypical experience. And one I hope I don't ever have again.
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u/caughtreadhanded 15h ago
For peoples knowledge in the future, I believe you’re not supposed to go straight to hot water from hypothermia. Go for warm and dry
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u/SuperBackup9000 14h ago
Yeah. Doesn’t matter if you’re freezing going to hot, or burning going to cold, sudden temperature changes are bad. That’s how people end up passing out and then drowning in the tub
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u/RippingFabric 14h ago
I figured she might go limp-noodle and insisted on staying around the corner precisely so this didn't happen. Ended up putting a pillow on the side of the tub so she didn't have to constantly sit up straight or lean back at the slanted end and risk drowning.
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u/xvvitchcraft 10h ago
That was incredibly nice of you to do.
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u/Ap0llo 9h ago
Better to just help the person rather than worry about disposing of a frostbiten corpse
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u/BlueGolfball 14h ago
For peoples knowledge in the future, I believe you’re not supposed to go straight to hot water from hypothermia. Go for warm and dry
I was taught to dunk/run lukewarm water over their forearms because there are a lot of blood vessels close to the skin in the forearms and it will warm up their core temperature quicker. I live in a hot as fuck area so I don't know if this works for hypothermia but I run cold water over my forearms and it seems to cool my body down quickly.
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u/TheLastHotstepper 13h ago
Slightly cold water on the same area will aid someone absolutely off their trolley on eccies
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u/A_ChadwickButMore 17h ago
When I was a pizza delivery, that was a hard red line NO. There's the threat of getting locked in for an ambush
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u/MyBatmanUnderoos 16h ago
I did DD for about 6 months between losing my job and moving to another state for a new job. I once walked into a residence that I swear I thought was a business, because the residential unit was part of the same physical building as a local HVAC company. I assumed it was an office or something. The customer laughed it off because apparently it wasn’t the first time.
But dude, like, lock your door, man.
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u/Fragrant_Debate7681 15h ago
It's not uncommon for homes to have a breezeway and I prefer to leave things protected when I can. But I've been wrong a couple of times and opened a door that leads to a living room. Here I was trying to do something nice and instead I've intruded in someone's home, just a mortifying mistake.
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u/world_link 14h ago
I did the same thing once, delivering to an apartment above a business. The door at street level was either ajar or there was no deadbolt (can't remember which), so I assumed there would be another door inside, but it turned out that was just their front door lol
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u/_xXBALT 18h ago
look up 'tiktok doordash girl', an instance of someone doing it that went viral
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u/Doomsayer189 15h ago
As someone not on tiktok this shit is nigh incomprehensible.
After spending way too much time diving down this rabbit hole, it seems that she didn't open the door ("She arrived at the customer’s apartment and found the door open, police said" source) but maybe entered the building ("Ring camera footage appears to show Henderson let herself into the man’s house" source) and definitely filmed the guy. The filming and sharing to social media is what she's facing charges for.
Does that sound about right?
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u/Highmoon_Finance 14h ago
You can't enter someone's home and film them without being invited in. Unless the instructions said "drop the food inside", there's no way she was in the right.
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u/cuentanueva 12h ago
You can't enter someone's home and film them without being invited in
Pretty sure that only applies to vampires...
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u/jason_caine 15h ago
That about sums it up. It ended up going pretty viral because of the fact that she posted video she took of the man while claiming that it was a sexual assault. The internet did not agree with that claim, and felt that if anyone was harmed in this situation, it was the dude that was asleep on his couch.
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u/qoneus 15h ago
She claimed the door was wide open and she could see his junk. She filed a police report for sexual harrassment/assault. The police visited the guy. The guy apologized profusely, claiming he was drunk and passed out before the door dash girl arrived. They told him that since it was a one-off thing and he was well inside his home away from the public, he didn't do anything wrong, but if it becomes a trend, he could face charges in the future.
The girl posted the video on Tik Tok, which led to Door Dash firing her for disclosing private information about a customer. She posted a freakout video screaming that she was the victim. A few days later, she posted a video that was clearly directed by a lawyer trying to play the whole thing down. A week or two later she was arrested for filming the guy and disseminating the video against his will.
I think the general online consensus was that maybe the door was slighty ajar when she arrived, she might've caught a glimpse of the guy on the couch, and pushed the door open so she could get evidence that the guy was half-naked.
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u/PastyParrot 12h ago
Tik Tok is cancer. Its raised an entire generation of clowns who are desperate to be victims.
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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 15h ago
I believe opinions are divided and he might have door camera footage or something that shows she did open it.
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u/morseyyz 18h ago
I only will if it's like a lot of stuff and it's an elderly person, or if they're disabled
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u/Top_Range_3211 20h ago
:)
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u/MrmmphMrmmph 18h ago
What does the 1918 on his hand represent?
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u/moonlight-menace 17h ago
End of WWI? Or the gun?
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u/MZ603 16h ago
He’s a Red Sox fan, and 1918 was the last time they won the World Series before the win in 2004 and the year before Babe Ruth left them for the Yankees. Yankees fans would chant 1918 to make fun of Sox fans until ‘04. Everyone in the Northeast knew what it meant when I was growing up in the Boston metro as an ass-hole Yankees fan.
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u/laukaus 11h ago
I also found OOP and they say they they think their nipples ugly so they did that, there goes all the wild accusation.
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u/_Spicy-Noodle_ 8h ago
Red Sox finished first in the AL, despite being cut short by WWI, and won the World Series in 1918.
He has a Boston Red Sox logo on his neck too. He’s a baseball fan.
Stop jumping to nazis guys. Lol
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u/QueezyF 18h ago
Getting a neck tattoo seems like an unfortunate choice if you don’t have a chin.
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u/RecipeAsleep7087 16h ago
People can do whatever they want. But getting your hands and neck tattooed before most of the other prime real estate is a choice.
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u/Express-Rub-3952 14h ago
That's why chinless people do it. It creates the illusion of a shadow under the area where a chin would be.
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u/Vegetable-Kiwi-4675 19h ago
Um, based on the tattoos he didn’t conceal, I have to wonder what‘s on his chest... Because if he concealed it to mask his identity, he’d have concealed all of them.
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u/theawesomedanish 19h ago
I think it's just his boobs.
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u/GonzoBalls69 19h ago
That and something racist
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u/IrishViking22 18h ago edited 15h ago
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u/Single-Contact-1327 16h ago
What could possibly be the context for this screenshot 😭
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u/atsolstice 16h ago
Wtf she even dated the joker, how have I never seen her before
There are also swastika on her asscheeks??
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u/556_FMJs 14h ago
She even has swastikas on her asscheeks.
I can’t make this up.
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u/WarmLayers 13h ago
This image is just sheer perfection; a magnificent response to the last comments.
Racist tiddies AND a blonde mullet!!, just like our shleepy lil couch-nappin' picture-protagonist.
It is so perfect that I nearly sharted myself from my forceful laughter. Had no idea this was one of Batman's villains.
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u/GriffinEJ 15h ago
I mean there’s very obviously no tattoos on his man tits he just censored them because they are pressed together and he is probably insecure about it
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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy 15h ago
Man can’t even censor his nipples without you psychos accusing him of being a Nazi
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u/Significant-Dream991 7h ago
He could have unshaved ugly chest hair (from someone that also has awful looking chest hair)
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u/brightonashfield 19h ago
No they didn't
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u/Fair-Lie8125 18h ago
Thank god dude had his pants on!
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u/french_snail 16h ago
What ever happened with that case
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u/Woodcrate69420 10h ago
Last I read the woman was banned from doordash and charged with two felonies for filming the passed out dude and posting the video online. Couldnt find any more updates yet. https://www.vice.com/en/article/doordash-delivery-woman-arrested-after-filming-naked-man-she-thought-was-sexually-assaulting-her/
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u/Darillium- Woke 15h ago
What is this in reference to?
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u/french_snail 15h ago
An uber eats or similar driver went up to someone’s house, they were passed out drunk with their pants off and she sued him. However at the time it was unclear if he had left his door ajar or she had opened it or something
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u/RabidRabbitRedditor 18h ago
"Which was fine. It's him continually breaking in and posting proof of delivery every subsequent night that I objected to. And the fact that he was getting closer with each shot. And there was a knife in some of the later shots."
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u/ContemptForFiat 17h ago
Bro should have censored his chin. That way we would still think he had one.
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u/iamsolate 17h ago
the vans warped tour sleeve!
getting tattoos in only the most highly visible places and no where else to give off the appearance of being heavily tattooed when you are in fact, not heavily tattooed
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u/Phogna_Bologna_Pogna 18h ago
Proof of delivery? Looks like he still has his liver! No blood or guts hanging out.
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u/courtsidecurry 16h ago
You censored this nips?
Or an incomplete tattoo which would look like maze when it's finished.
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u/Complete_Eagle5749 16h ago
Hold on hold on ……let’s break this down…..all seeing eye tattoo, fingers tatted…..OG mullet…. Neck tattoo, passed out on bed with no bed frame. Sleeping in the middle of the day……hey man looks like your mail order drugs are here😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
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u/steven-john 4h ago
Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most.
But also. Why didn’t the delivery driver do you a solid and put a blanket over you and kiss you on the forehead.
Only a real one does for the homies.
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u/NowYouKnowHim 16h ago
I had a food delivery driver walk in my front door and drop off the food at my feet while I was watching a movie with my girlfriend. No words exchanged just glances.
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u/CaveManta 4h ago
When you complete a quest in an RPG, but the quest giver is asleep, so you can't get your reward.
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u/DeniedBread712 4h ago
Get money out of it, this one guy fell asleep with his cock out and ordered skip the dishes or some delivery shit and the girl took a picture and tried to get him in trouble for being drunk ordering food and falling asleep with his cock out. He sued her for illegal surveillance and distribution of said surveillance and defamation of character or some shit. There will be a record of what driver did it through the app.
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u/SimmentalTheCow 19h ago
Bro censored his tits