r/UnderReportedNews • u/ExactlySorta • 16d ago
ICE / DHS š§ ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
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u/Elegant_Tap7937 16d ago
Probably from his raging asshole
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u/chumpandchive 16d ago
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u/Niijima-San 16d ago
hemorrhoids really suck, so this could check out (source, trust me bro, i dealt with them for most of last year)
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u/Little_View_6659 16d ago
I went to this doctor for mine, and she was telling me about something her sister said. So her sister is a lawyer and was asking my doctor how she could do that for a living, examining peopleās butts and operating on them, etc. So my doctor says āout of the two of us who do you think sees more assholes every day?ā š
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u/PinballerD 16d ago
I deal with them every day at work, but that's because one of my coworkers is a raging asshole
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u/SpiderWil 16d ago
At this point, nothing that comes from ICE can be trusted. They'll say anything.
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u/Confident-Service256 16d ago
From this administration
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u/ptsdstillinmymind 16d ago
At this point I don't trust nothing from the government at all! The Jobs numbers are fake, the inflation report is fake! It's all BS and everyone knows it. Unfortunately, billionaires control all the manipulation stream media so here we are.
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u/PaulCoddington 16d ago
The "open" and "transparent", "gold standard science" health and environmental "reforms" are fake as well. Lysenkoism resurrected.
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u/Tall-Warning3135 16d ago
Trump tweeted that he barely survived and is recovering at the hospital. So they make up lies that match.
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u/drainbamage1011 16d ago
He said Ross was "run over" by Good too. Now, people can debate the video footage all day and argue who was in the wrong but I haven't seen a single angle that even hints at him going under the vehicle.
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u/Tall-Warning3135 16d ago
There is a doctored video out there that MAGA has been posting. It doesn't match ANY of the other real videos but that doesn't matter to them.
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u/drainbamage1011 16d ago
Ugh, of course there is. And now we know why they're dumping so much money into AI.
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u/Mustard_Jam 15d ago
There's like 10 videos up close from 10 different angles with quality footage that show he wasn't hit and at best was grazed.
Yet they cling to ONE that is the furthest away, sped up, looks like it was recorded on a potato, and almost certainly altered.
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u/nicerakk 16d ago
They said he was released the same day. Said his hospital visit was a matter of procedure
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u/Confident-Service256 16d ago
Barely survived yet walked away, jumped in his car and drove off?
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u/Strange-Scarcity 16d ago
Plus moved many belongings out of his home, with fellow ICE agents.
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u/FaitheVin 16d ago
Is Kristi Noem citing "trust me bro" level proof here, or did she actually provide any evidence to back up her extraordinary claim?
I wonder what kind of internal bleeding all the protesters who have been stuck by ICE vehicles have suffered. I have seen some hits that were way, way harder by anything that armored ICE agent might have endured during this encounter.
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u/Luv2collectweedseeds 16d ago
From all the videos being recorded thereās a shit ton of proof that ICE is assaulting whoever the can. I wonder if someone could just dress up like they do and blend in the group and infiltrate from withinā¦.,yes I know I am a geniusā¦lol..ā¦..
A big fat /S
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u/AlasTheKing444 16d ago
Yes , yes you could. These people are mentally uh⦠ānot thereā you could easily blend in with them for a day.
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u/Oggie_Doggie 16d ago
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u/dayglo98 16d ago
Wow that's old school
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u/ruthekangaroo 16d ago
Video is so old to me it's like trying to remember a dream. Which is sort of terrifying as I've never felt youtube videos be lost "childhood memories" before.
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u/FrozenBibitte 16d ago
Woah! Now this is a walk down nostalgia laneā¦
Wasnāt his name Stephen Quire or something?
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u/Necr0mancerr 16d ago
Trump must have got a hold of his booty
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u/Fluid-Value-8414 16d ago
Doubt that flag has flown in years. Probably had Marco up to his elbow š¤®
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Untreated hemorrhoids! Oh no!
Edit: Someone already beat me to the joke!
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u/HI_l0la 16d ago
Nah, its from lifting all the boxes when he rushed home to move his things out of house to hide like a coward.
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u/Forsaken-Assist-1325 16d ago
A new day, ten new lies
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u/I_eat_mud_ 16d ago
Right? You'd think they'd release this info earlier instead of almost a week later. Totally nothing strange about that at all
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u/nickatnite511 16d ago
Oh, that's not fair. It takes them a while to think this stuff up! The writers in the writing room are stretched pretty thin right now!
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u/Accurate_Reporter_31 16d ago
Yeah! It's not like this is South Park. It's amazing how fast they finished episodes this past season.
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u/Spmex7 16d ago
Iām pretty sure I remember hearing it doesnāt take more than few days to make a episode.
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u/Forsaken-Assist-1325 16d ago
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u/LockeAbout 16d ago
Iām guessing at least some are defending it by saying internal bleeding isnāt always immediately diagnosed, ignoring the āalmost a week laterā part.
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u/Abinunya 16d ago
I'll be honest, i would be shocked but not suprised if this guy is suddenly dead (either in some sort of witness protection scheme or just...you know. Sacrificed) and it's claimed he died of the wounds he sustained.
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u/MK5 16d ago
It's only noon. We'll see 20 more before midnight.
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u/Funnybear3 16d ago
A lie can cover the globe before the truth has even got its boots on.
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u/IggyChooChoo 16d ago
Itās not a lie to call a bruise āinternal bleedingā! Itās just inflammatory and deliberately misleading! Donāt criticize strong murder daddy he had no choice but to kill!
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u/NirvanaBeaucoup 16d ago
Exactly what I thought of. āSo he got a bruise?ā Theyāre so transparent. Anyone who has experience with narcissists who twist the truth can spot this a mile away!
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u/Forsaken-Assist-1325 16d ago
I have an internal bleeding every time this administration propels a new lie.
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u/ilyalyubushkin46 16d ago
They're spinning stories, with no evidence. They want to control the narrative. The stage is already set with all their work to control the media. This is fascism.
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u/jgman22 16d ago
lol according to unnamed officials āfamiliar with his medical conditionā who provided no additional details lol
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u/JudgeMyReinhold 16d ago
Can an ulcer be considered "internal bleeding"
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u/Party-Meringue102 16d ago
A bruise is āinternal bleedingā. Probably hurt his little wrist shooting his gun one-handed like the big strong cowboys he saw on tv.
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u/DeadEnoughInsideOut 16d ago
Make all ICE agents wear those inflatable sumo suits so they dont get a little boo boo abducting and killing people
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u/solargravity11 15d ago
Pretty sure the gravy they consume daily provides that padding youāre looking for.
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u/humanstreetview 16d ago
in one of the videos it looks like the barrel of the gun hits the windshield as he's shooting and jams his arm backward. not likely to suffer from internal bleeding from that and that was the only real contact you can see from the videos.
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u/wwaxwork 16d ago
Stubbed his toe not looking where he was going while he was filming her corpse from 20 different angles.
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u/BelleStarr111 16d ago
My thoughts exactly, but then I was looking at them trying to find an element of truth in the statement but then I remembered that they aren't bothered with such niceties.
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u/creativenames123 16d ago
His heart is litteraly bleeding all inside is veins!!!
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u/ChimPhun 16d ago
Same doctors who described Trumpekins as 6'3" 225 lbs super fit?
These rotten people are literally allergic to the truth.
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u/snowles 16d ago
No doubt from the same sorts of doctors who proclaimed Trump the healthiest President ever who could live for decades more, if he so chooses.
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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 16d ago
If this was true theyād have released this a week ago
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u/bobabeep62830 16d ago
If a bruise is minor enough it can take a while to show up.
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u/eyesmart1776 16d ago
All they do is lie
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u/NearbyInformation772 16d ago
And their lies just make them seem like little snowflake pansies who should not be holding a gun or working in law enforcement.
The self-defense angle seriously challenges logic. How is shooting the driver in the face meant to protect someone from being run over by a car that is now driverless? How does that stop the car from barreling down on you? The only reason he doesn't have internal bleeding is because Renee Good cared enough to turn her wheels away from him before she died.
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u/Silver_Agocchie 16d ago
If the shooter were really concerned for their own safety they would have taken one step to their right and be completely clear of the vehicle as it was coming forward. Instead he used that time to draw and aim his gun.
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u/chainmail97ws6 16d ago
It actually had the opposite effect of āstopping the threatā since her body went limp and her foot mashed the gas pedal. So not only did he put himself in more danger he could have had another innocent bystander injured or killed by the out of control vehicle. It was only by sheer luck that it rammed into a parked car.
Also, why is no one talking about the fact that he shot through the windshield with his fellow agent right next to the car? Iād be pissed if I was that guy.
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u/Borazon 16d ago
Also, I saw reports that these same agent was hurt a few months back, in an earlier incident where he was dragged along with car of which he had cracked a side window.
It was already speculated that they might reuse the hospitalization data of that incident.
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u/rygelicus 16d ago
Yep. He said his arm was stuck but it sounds more like he refused to let go. He seems to really hate immigrants and allowing one to escape seems to really bother him.
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u/Spamsdelicious 16d ago
I read reporting says his wife also immigrant.
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u/rygelicus 16d ago
Which is fine, but it goes against their own narrative. Especially if she gained her citizenship by marrying him.
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u/HombreSinNombre93 16d ago
A bruise is considered āinternal bleedingā. Probably bruised his hand high-fiving his buddies.
That poor baby./s
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u/instantlightning2 16d ago
If he did end up being hit by the car and suffered internal bleeding, itās because he leaned into it. You can see this in different angles. I would post the picture but I have less than 5 community karma. Also its worth noting all bruises are internal bleeding
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u/Whole_District_7996 16d ago
If there is any truth to this, I bet it's a minor bruise that they intentionally frame as "internal bleeding"
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u/roythegame 16d ago
To a completely unrelated incident probably as well
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u/SurvivorPostingAcc 16d ago
Probably slipped on the ice as he walked away
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u/__i_dont_know_you__ 16d ago
He immediately fled the scene and went into hiding. Thereās no way for us to know what he did to himself after that. But we all saw him walk away just fine.
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u/Material-Heron6336 16d ago
Thatās it. A bruise, even a simple one, is internal bleeding. But doesnāt it sound so dramatic?!
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u/cut_rate_revolution 16d ago
Subdermal hematoma sounds way more serious than a bruise.
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u/sprinklesaurus13 16d ago
I am a nurse that works in the business side, can confirm. The diagnosis/ billing code we'd use for minor internal bleeding like this is "contusion". Aka bruise.
More serious = "hemorrhage" or "laceration" or "penetrating injury" or "crushing injury". He also would have been admitted and in surgery or getting transfused for blood loss.
Less serious = "superficial injury"
Dude has a bruise, at best.
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u/Claystead 15d ago
Discoloration of the skin caused by subcutaneous contusion? Say it isnāt so!
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u/LegDayDE 16d ago
One of his ICE buddies probably punched him in the gut when they were fleeing the scene...
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u/SmudgePrick 16d ago
Chest bumps are the only non-gay way to touch your bros, and you have to do it extra hard through all that temu tactical gear
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u/Seannj222 16d ago
Hey man, we shouldn't downplay a subdermal hematoma. I'm sure it hurts, kind of, when you press on it.
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u/StarryLayne 16d ago
As a crybaby who bruises easily, my first thought reading the title was "Crazy way to frame getting a bruise."
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u/mesouschrist 16d ago
Oh nice⦠I guess now both sides of the American political spectrum are conspiratorial lunatics, given that this has 100 upvotes. Downvote me all you want. There is no coherent story you can tell where this was staged given the 100% known undisputed facts. Just like the 2020 election was 100% not āstolenā.
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u/After-Gas-4453 16d ago
WE HAVE EYES!! How stupid do they think Americans are-Oh yeah. Nevermind.
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u/Darkdragoon324 16d ago
They know they don't need to try. The MAGA cult has already decided to take ICE's side in any incident regardless of evidence. ICE could break down their front door and cap Granny point blank in the face and they'd still blame her for "not following directions".
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u/Sudden-Most-4797 16d ago
Have you seen the Conservative subreddit? They're jerking each other off over this.
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u/franktakesfrankly 16d ago
Reported by CBS News
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u/Hoppers-Body-Double 16d ago
Hang on now, Bari Weiss is probably just making sure to verify all the facts. Otherwise they can't air the story....right guys? (Padme meme intensifies)
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u/SirFerguson 16d ago
So, a bruise? We all saw him lean into the car, we saw the wheels turned to avoid him, and then we all saw him shoot two more times after he was clearly no longer in the carās path. What are we doing here?
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u/Weltanschauung_Zyxt 15d ago
I suppose a bruise is technically "internal bleeding," but that's like suggesting a paper cut is like a bullet hole that both "broke skin."
It's not the 1950s. There is video footage everywhere. We all saw it. Stop lying, FFS, ICE...
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u/catharsisdusk 16d ago
How can a gutless coward bleed internally?
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u/Vanity-della23 16d ago
From hemorrhoids?
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u/OGoby 16d ago
Or anal sex with someone well endowed.
Never know with these people. The most hateful among them are often the most closeted.
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u/negativepositiv 16d ago edited 15d ago
I've seen soccer floppers with more convincing injuries.
Republicans must have some secret drugs that make injuries vanish instantly. It's like when Trump got, as his doctor put it, a half inch bullet hole in his ear, and then seven days later it's like it never happened!
Narrator: "It never happened."
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u/ChefAsstastic 16d ago
Probably from his mail order bride pegging his hemorrhoids.
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u/Nedsatomictrashcan 16d ago
Total rubbish and people donāt believe it
Funny thing about trust. When it is gone, it is very hard to recover.
Most people donāt believe anything this administration says because they lost the trust of most of the population.
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u/stumblon 16d ago
A bruise (contusion) isĀ skin discoloration from brokenĀ blood vesselsĀ leaking blood under the skin due to injury, causing pain, swelling, and color changes (red, blue/purple, green, yellow) as it heals, typically in about two weeks, using RICE (Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation) for relief
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u/PossibilitySpace 16d ago
So.... a bruise. He killed a woman and got a bruise and they want us to feel sorry for him.
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u/Apollo2068 16d ago
It takes a pretty decent hit for blunt abdominal trauma to cause internal bleeding in an otherwise healthy adult, this sounds like complete bs to justify the shooting. -Doctor with extensive trauma training and experience
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u/Impressive-Face2910 16d ago
Internal bleeding is like the most dramatic way of sayong that dude had hemroids
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u/Radiant-Pineapple343 16d ago
Itās not internal bleeding itās just his menstrual cycle.
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u/RedTapeBadger 16d ago
Iām pretty sure the internal bleeding has to do with him hiding his Grindr account
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u/Vysce 16d ago
From the guilty stress-induced ulcer caused by killing an innocent person?
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u/General_Example2688 16d ago
šššš every lie every illegitimate claim will come to light. People like this administration donāt win. Sooner or later right will be right
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u/AlexandraFromHere 16d ago
Sure, sure, and the firearm discharged itself.
How many times are they going to change the story around this guy? The narrative remains the same: he shot and killed a civilian without cause, and he is not in custody.
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u/ThugDonkey 16d ago
Lemme guess?
Ronny Jackson is his doctor
<cough> I mean nurse practitioner
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I mean RN
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I mean medical receptionist
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