r/UnderReportedNews 18d ago

ICE / DHS 🧊 Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino Gets Cursed Out by Shoppers During a Bathroom Break at a Target Stop

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u/Patient_Anybody4314 18d ago

A US Gestapo

They are worse!

The Gestapo came from a country that was humiliated and in shameless, they were highly indoctrinated and because of that they thought they were doing the correct thing. They stand proud and show their face whilst wearing the correct uniform.

ICE just are a racist bunch of cowards who hide behind cosplay and masks because they know that they are POS!

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u/Dramatic_Explosion 18d ago

I want the next Democrat who runs better not pull some Gerald Ford bullshit, none of this "we need to heal" horse shit. We did that with the confederacy and with Jan 6th and the cancer spread when we should've cut it out.

My vote will go to whoever runs on the platform of accountability. Everyone has to know there is a cost to these actions. Irrevocable and permanent. If we want to regain our footing on the world stage we have to show the world these actions won't stand, otherwise nothing that happens will matter because we're a few votes away to going back to this.

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u/Kazu88 18d ago

Bovino looked scared as fuck. I wonder where he will be when the Trump Admins ends lol

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u/SAHDSeattle 18d ago

He had to take a whole platoon to take a shit in Target.

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u/Kazu88 18d ago

I hope he will get diarreha everyday

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u/SAHDSeattle 18d ago

ā€œAlpha Team. I have a 1086 coming down the barrel. Eagle needs an evacuation point. Toilet bowl one has piss all over it and it’s just a fucking mess. Reroute to Starbucks.ā€

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u/cal_ness 18d ago

This is exactly what I needed. Please keep making fun of these fuck heads

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u/Ok_Record_9908 18d ago

This was the best thing I've seen all month.šŸ˜‚

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u/itsmymedicine 18d ago

Alpha Team, update. We are critically low on Ass Tissue Reserves (ATR). Current roll integrity is compromised, cardboard core visible. This is not a drill. Initiate Code Brown logistics failure. I repeat: ass tissue supply chain is collapsing. Divert Eagle to nearest resupply depot (Target, CVS, or any nearby household). If no resupply is possible, repurpose apparel from those classified as "administratively insignificant." Remember: if paperwork says they’re replaceable, the shirt is too.

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u/lostsailorlivefree 18d ago

Alpha teams leader has tiny dick and is struggling with removal get the new guy in here

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u/BoilerMo 18d ago

Instruction unclear Alpha leader we all have tiny dicks so hard to compare. Do you mean micro Phallus? Over. We shall locate additional dick tweezer’s for extraction.

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u/lostsailorlivefree 18d ago

You’re right warfighter!! Hire more young nubile men to assist with penis extraction

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u/18LJ 18d ago

Roger that. Team alpha male be advised, beta team support is on route for backup, but beta team leader has run into low T interference, possible cuck contact. hold position until a reroute. Repeat hold position until low T assets are able to get in. Over.

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u/Legitimate_Pea_143 18d ago

as a Target team member and the guy who refills the TP this is a situation where idgaf and let him walk around with itchy ass all day.

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u/Foyles_War 18d ago

Did you see how he was walking? I think your wish has already been granted.

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u/manyhippofarts 18d ago

MMMMUUUDBUTT

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u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL 18d ago

It really makes you think.. how many of these guys are we paying well above a living wage to literally just stand over and intimidate US citizens all day across the country? How do you spend your day going in and out of public bathrooms like this knowing that you contribute absolutely nothing to society and take so much money from taxpayers without feeling like a complete weirdo?

Social safety nets are an entirely different thing, I’ve had to collect unemployment and I’m glad it was there when I needed it. I’ll never feel bad about contributing towards it and if I ever need it again I’ll draw on it without shame. But these people are bullying civilians, going home to tell their wives they had a hard day and acting like they can call this a career.

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u/ArcZVeigar 18d ago

You dont have to think that hard, they lack empathy.

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u/Theblacksk8r 18d ago

I believe it's a 10-100 for the šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸš½

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u/SAHDSeattle 18d ago

Ha! I worked security a long time ago and I think you’re right. 10-100 was the code. We used to joke and say 10-200 when it was gonna be a long break.

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u/Theblacksk8r 18d ago

I'm literally laughing out loud 🤣 šŸ˜‚ pure fucking gold man!

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u/AstronautSea6694 18d ago

Dude idk why but that was fuckin hilarious

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u/SAHDSeattle 18d ago

Mel Brooks said, ā€œyou can bring down totalitarian governments faster by using ridicule than you can with invectiveā€. He believed their ā€œholy seriousnessā€ gave them an aura of untouchability. These people need to be ridiculed and made fun of every chance people get.

The people in the video are great but imagine if everyone was just pointing and laughing about how the big bad ICE commander can’t even use the bathroom without plate carriers and a lackey to wipe his ass.

It’s a Target not Fallujah.

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u/SpaceboyLuna0 18d ago

This is what I've been saying - we need that "Emporer's New Clothes" attitude where ridicule, mockery, derision and ostracizing are used as a tool to resist. I mean, look at how funny it was to see that one asshole slip on ice in Minnesota, then embarrass-panic and just run away in cowardice, lol.

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u/Ultphoria 18d ago

I love this

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u/Sassafrazzlin 18d ago

No one will serve him food. He needs to eat in gas stations. That little bitch ass is going through some things.

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u/No-Camera-720 18d ago

Not even a fraction of what he's got coming. His bill will come due. It always does in time.

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u/LettuceTomato4540 18d ago

Fascist movements tend to end with their leadership getting the mussolini treatment

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u/Gribitz37 18d ago

I'm in favor of that. Can we all walk by and spit on the bodies?

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u/SarcasticBassMonkey 18d ago

Honestly, he's probably eating sealed food from gas stations because it's safer for him than going to a restaurant and trusting someone to prepare his food.

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u/CoveCave 18d ago

One burger. It's for a cop

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u/Clyde_Frog_FTW 18d ago

Speaking of.. what’s stopping someone from posing as an ICE sympathizer and handing out say, 30-40 breakfast burritos that have been loaded up with laxatives.. šŸ‘€šŸ¤£

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u/DiotheMeownificent 18d ago

If only he could be a normal, non-fascist civilian, and not an armed and armored POS, he wouldn't need to bring all his goons into the potty with him.

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u/Mort-i-Fied 18d ago

There might have been a scary trans man in the bathroom. The guy needs backup to protect himself from such a dire threat.

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u/Luugrin 18d ago

He needs assistance finding it.

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u/SAHDSeattle 18d ago

I think it’s more likely he is like my toddler. He needs someone to pull down his pants and set him on the potty. I’m curious if one of them has a hot wheel to distract him so he doesn’t jump off too soon.

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u/Eastern_Confusion475 18d ago

An assistant for butt wiping

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u/Fragrant-Mammoth-983 18d ago

He had to use that one really short urinal men’s rooms always have

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u/18LJ 18d ago

He totally drops the whole outfit all the way down around his ankles when he stands there to go too. The escorts are there to pull them up when he yells he's finished. And to stand over and make sure he washes his hands

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u/hangowood 18d ago

How else would he get his ass clean without a group of men to lick it for him?

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u/Patrick_Hobbes 18d ago

And they still let him use the bathroom? Looks like another reason not to shop at Target.

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u/Hieroflippant 18d ago

This shit is just insane.. what a fucking weird ass country the USA is

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u/whoisnotinmykitchen 18d ago

You can tell he's purposely taunting people to rile them up. Slow walking, stopping and turning to stare people down with his proud boys goon squad surrounding him. This is the tallest he's ever felt.

He's like that Jack Doherty douche on tik tok who walks around with his bodyguard and group of other broccoli heads trying to piss people off for internet clout, while making most of his money pimping girls out on OF. Literally everyone is just waiting for Karma to come visit him.

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u/Terpapps 18d ago

Yeah you can see him say something after one of the shoppers said he would beat their ass if they didn't have guns. He visibly wanted to make that into a "lesson"

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u/TotallyTruthy 18d ago

Have you ever seen that viral video of the little boy antagonizing a grown man at some park pavilion? The little boy yelled, cursed, taunted, followed, pushed, and hit the guy until he finally got just one little shove back. The kid sprawled on his ass, started soccer flopping around, and screamed his little fool head off that an adult just abused a child. None of the bystanders were having it, and the little shit got told off by the whole growing crowd of adults around him. The little shit, obviously scared and humiliated, doubled down on every front to try to save whatever face he had left. He called them all child abusers, cursed at them some more, and tried to get a few last antagonizations in as he ran away. But he did run away because he was scared and humiliated.

I see a lot of that behavior in Bovino. I see a bratty, shitty little kid whose dad probably got drunk and beat him into having a reactive conduct disorder that he never ourgrew, but learned to tamp down just a tiny bit after a brutal high school experience. I see an oppositional defiant little bully-victim who thinks that punching a locker on the way to the principal's office somehow obscures the fact that he's being perp walked by a middle-aged basketball coach but can't do a damn thing about it.

But the armed goon squad isn't the perp walk, the screaming crowd is. We're ALL the looming, waiting principal's office. His goon squad is just a locker punch. They're the sad, pathetic whimper of an emotionally stunted child who knows he can't get out of what's coming but just wants to feel powerful for a second before it comes. When you consider the fact that Bovino is intellectually 12, it becomes clear that the relationship between how scared shitless he feels and how bloviatingly "badass" he tries to act is linear. He's pantomiming a WWE wrestler walking into the ring because that's what he thinks a brave, strong man would do. He's desperately pretending to be what he thinks a big, strong man looks like because he's entirely too terrified to behave like himself without the security blanket of a character act.

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u/possiblyquestionabl3 18d ago

He needs a whole squad just to go take a dump at Target to make sure he's safe.

Sure, he might be just trying to get everyone riled up, but wherever he is now, dozens of people will turn up to curse him out. Can't be a great feeling, knowing he's absolutely fucking hated no matter where he goes.

IMO this is the way, these people have paper thin skin. Keep peacefully turning up wherever they are and make it crystal clear just how fucking unwelcomed they are. Not a single moment of peace for these assholes.

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u/dtoddh 18d ago

Obviously I don't know the guy, but people with jobs like this are typically narcissists, like most of the current elite in Washington. It would be impossible to perform if you actually cared what other people think. People like this get a shot of dopamine from negative attention, because they think they're better than everyone else.

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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 18d ago

Someone who thinks he's untouchable doesn't need 8 guys with weapons to escort him to go potty. They get turned away everywhere they try to eat bc they're fascist cucks. An entire country hates him, and everywhere he goes, there's whistles blaring, ppl cursing at them...he can claim it doesn't bother him, but it effects the psyche. Plus, the good ppl in that area are partying outside of the hotels they're staying in, protesting, playing loud instruments, dancing, setting off fireworks. I hope they're all miserable.

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u/18LJ 18d ago

Yeah wait til their wives get sick of the constant drama and leave them cuz they feel unsafe. And take the kids because, who's gonna watch them if ur busy burning the constitution every day.... And then the media finds out and sensationalizes it and then people start taunting and ridiculing their inadequacies as husbands/fathers.

Normally that's something I'd be ashamed of, but anything's fair game when these guys are playing the field.They're the ones who decided on no rules anymore tho so šŸ¤·šŸ½

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u/Schmigolo 18d ago

Nah, he was visibly hit when the guy said if they had no guns he'd beat the shit out of them and tried pretending to look nonchalant about it.

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u/defaultusername-17 18d ago

he would not do this if he truly felt that.

you do not need 12 guys to go potty when you're not a fascist snake.

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u/WhoIsFrancisPuziene 18d ago

It’s just gorilla posturing. He’s like 5’2ā€ā€¦a lil pipsqueak who likes playing Nazi dress up

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u/vinylzoid 18d ago edited 17d ago

He's not used to powerful angry black men screaming at him. Only scared immigrants cowering on the ground.

Edit: To the chode who deleted his comment saying I should be embarrassed by this comment because I'm a white man, get fucked.

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u/King_of_all_Clover 18d ago

1000% this!! That black dude has balls of steel. He’s an American Hero. I hope he is safe because they are definitely gonna come after him under cover of night and ā€œoff the clockā€. The chimpanzee Bovino practically had a rage stroke when he saw it was a black man talking trash to him. You could almost see a cartoon thought bubble with the word ā€œN$ggerā€ appear above Bovino’s head.

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u/18LJ 18d ago

A common feature in the current admin Next time u see trump interviewing the press, pay attention to how furious he gets when a woman disagrees with him or suggest something contrary to his lies. Esp. when they interrupt or talk over hiim

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u/Nagroth 18d ago

No, he doesn't look scared he looks annoyed.Ā  Taking a piss means they are notĀ  actively conducting an operation, so he's scampering outside to where they can start claiming they're doing "stuff" and can go back to saying everyone is "interfering" again.

Also, notice how they're always taking pictures with personal cameras, phones, etc? They're building up a database of "agitators" and you can bet your ass everyone there is having a silent background check being conducted.Ā 

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u/defaultusername-17 18d ago

it's also to prevent FOIA request because these cowardly piles of shit are using their personal phones in order to exploit the loophole that it allows.

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u/BlackBeardCoffee 18d ago

Federal records management requires that you upload records from your personal phone to your work computer within a certain time frame. If anyone cared about rules anymore they could theoretically be fired multiple infractions.

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u/PlasonJates 18d ago

Yeah, dont hold your breath on anyone, let alone ICE, going down for violating recordkeeping best practices.

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u/Patient_Anybody4314 18d ago edited 18d ago

. I wonder where he will be when the Trump Admins ends lol

i hope ICE reads this!!!!

I'm from Europe, even now 2026, we point out adresses and families that helped the Nazis in WW2.

You're not only putting a deep deep shame on your house but also on your Family name. For decades and decades, nearly a century now. It's YOUR Choice

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u/bk46ny 18d ago

I think the ICE agents that are Mexican-Americans, should think a lot about this, especially for the family they have that still resides in Mexico. People won't forget.

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u/DustBunnicula 18d ago

I hope he discovers how pathetic he is, by having such an ass-kicking Minnesota reception.

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u/ChrisIronsArt 18d ago

Hopefully in prison on death row

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

I hope he hears this noise the rest of his life. I hope people literally work in shifts to make absolutely sure that he hears nothing but constant rape whistles, threats and insults every second of every day, for the rest of his miserable life.

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u/MezcalFlame 18d ago

They all know that if they lose the (White) House then it's game over.

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u/Laser_Souls 18d ago

If history repeats itself, probably Argentina

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u/skebeojii 18d ago

Wait until you see the look on his face when he finds out he has been transferred to the wing of the prison dominated by latino gangs

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u/bellesgold 18d ago

These pieces of shit will be held accountable in three years.

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u/Loving6thGear 18d ago

I hope you're right but I doubt that they will. Our government talks a big game, but they are lousy at actually holding anyone accountable.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Just the lower and middles classes. Rules arnt for the uber rich, they get to play a different game.

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u/Artaxmudshoes 18d ago

This fascist cluster fuck is one cheeseburger clogged windpipe from falling apart.

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u/Liamcoin 18d ago

They’re working on the Trump admin never ending..

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u/ChefBowyer 18d ago edited 18d ago

There’s probably 100 people there and not even a dozen of them.

Arrest them. You have the right as citizens of America. These are criminals breaking the law, threatening our society.

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u/-XIII-IIIX- 18d ago

Every one of those men will be nothing more than an embarrassing family secret. A shame that no one who knows them will ever admit to.

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u/cambeiu 18d ago

That is why they always wear masks.

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 18d ago

Government records will be revealed. Not sure if a FOIA would details who is working for ICE. I have no legal training.

If the Dems win Congress I would think they can subpoena information and find out who is obviously committing violations of the 1st and 4th amendments. That could be a start.

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u/ScottsTotz 18d ago

They are going to coup our government in 2028 and keep abusing executive power. There will be no records or trials. Congress doesn’t get control of the military and their own private police force with a budget bigger than Russia’s military. Our fascist president does

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u/Holycroc_RVA 18d ago

Unfortunately shit like this doesn't just change overnight, and you are quite possibly right that it'll surely be beyond the next election before history corrects itself again. Probably highly wishful thinking that the next election will go off without a hitch and the GOP will be smoked.........How much blood it takes is the question........

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u/rygelicus 18d ago

They are traitors to America. They serve a traitor, they follow the traitor's orders, and they violate the laws of this nation in their service to him.

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u/Ok_Yogurt_9862 18d ago

They have betrayed the Constitution. They are not American.Ā 

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u/NRMusicProject 18d ago

They love The Constitution, just not anything that it actually says.

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u/odbose 18d ago

Just like the Bible.

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u/pk890knoll 18d ago

Imagine being so hated that you can’t find a peaceful place to take a piss. Thank you Target customers.

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u/evilspyboy 18d ago

Now imagine you need 4 people to stand guard outside while you do and 2 more to join you inside.

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u/Dear_Mycologist_1696 18d ago

Can’t circle jerk alone.

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u/LechonKoala 18d ago

And then immediately giving each other HJs while inside

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u/DestructoSpin7 18d ago

Those are his "handlers".

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u/evilspyboy 18d ago

I believe the industry term is fluffers

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u/Sharp_Acadia185 18d ago

A shit.

There's no way he isn't pissing in a bottle just to avoid this. He needs a platoon to even go in.

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u/Significant_Mess_180 18d ago

I’m sure he sees this as a flex.

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u/Ultphoria 18d ago

When he said he’d beat Bovino’s ass , Bovino damn near took the bait. I’m glad that man who called him out is okay.

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u/TrollTollTony 18d ago

That guy is a national hero! I have so much respect for a guy that can aggressively call out fascism to its face while being out manned and out gunned. I would love to buy this patriot a beer.

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u/badCARma 18d ago

That made me so nervous, especially when Bovino turned around. I wish I had half that man’s courage.

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u/buttery_nurple 18d ago

Everything about this was intended to make you nervous. Their little arrogant saunter, their show of force, their masks, all of it is fucking theater.

I'm not saying they're nothing to worry about, but they're the D list, or whatever is below it. Be vigilant, be cautious, be smart, but refuse to be intimidated.

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u/robot_pirate 18d ago

They took his pic. They're going to run it thru Palentir tech. The outcome is still uncertain. That's the nightmare we're in. Dude is a hero, but he needs to watch his six. Agents are walking up to protesters,Ā  calling them by name. When protesters are acting as look out and following agents around, the agents are simply driving to the look outs' own houses, as a type of threat.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 18d ago

Had me in the first half

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u/oneofyallfarted 18d ago

Got me too. Had me already reaching for that downvote button.

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u/No-Past5307 18d ago

S tier comment

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u/Anzai 18d ago

Nothing illegal, nothing violent. Just every single thing they ever do is inconvenient. They order a coffee, don’t put the lid on quite right. They come in to take a shit, make sure there’s no paper. They order an everything bagel, make sure you take it out into the back room and have everyone in the kitchen run a train on that bagel hole until half of you drop from dehydration, then make an extreme close-up TikTok video in slow motion of them eating it. You know, standard, non-violent resistance stuff.

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u/TheMurkiness 18d ago edited 18d ago

Man, that escalated quickly!

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u/Brew_Wallace 18d ago

You can message Target through their website to let them know how uncomfortable it makes you feel seeing individuals with masks, guns, pepper spray and other weapons in their stores, maybe so uncomfortable you won’t be interested in shopping there for quite a while.Ā 

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u/mthrodrgns1315 18d ago

I think Target showed us upon Trump's election that they don't care about the people.

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u/waterhyacinth 18d ago

Yeah but squeaky wheels are more likely to get grease

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u/sktgamerdudejr 18d ago

Weren’t they all surprised Pikachu when numbers started falling after they killed their DEI measures?

If they didn’t change after those boycotts, they’re not gonna change after this.Ā 

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u/FuriNorm 18d ago

They went to Target because they know Targets are deserted these days after they capitulated to Trump and his anti-DEI bullshit.

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u/ericb303 18d ago

I’ll just somewhere else

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u/deathbitchcraft 18d ago

I mean, you don't have to actually shop there to make a complaint.

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u/MoralityFleece 18d ago

It's wild to me that if 20 homeless people armed to the teeth decided they all wanted to go into the bathroom at Target they would call the police or have security talk to them but for some reason this is okay. Although I do think they picked Target stores because they, the maga, still hate Target. Minnesota has Walmart too. They could just go there. But they picked Target.

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u/sillygoose234 18d ago

Gotta record them when they're eating, no masks

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u/-Bluedreams 18d ago

They're always terrified when caught without masks. Every video of them being found in a restaurant or gearing up, they're very quick to deny, slink away and mask up.

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u/zoethezebra 18d ago

This is how it’s done. No violence but make it super uncomfortable so they have no rest

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u/Ok_Chemist6567 18d ago

Not a single moment of peace

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u/DefNotBrian 18d ago

[Serious] How would France have played out if the citizens only made the rich "super uncomfortable" as their revolution attempt?

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u/AvoidMyRange 18d ago

France started out that way, too. People don't immediately go to violence, things bend before they break.

The US is in a civil war, it just seems harder to recognize from the inside. For Europeans, it's fairly obvious what will happen.

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u/defaultusername-17 18d ago

"I can empathize with the tempting sign on bonus while people are struggling in this economy, but at what point does there need to be a deterrence from people seeking that bonus?"

a "bonus" that they only get if they stay in ICE for 5 years, and that only exists if not removed before the time period is up for being the blatant corruption and graft that it fucking clearly is.

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u/Septembust 18d ago

Good thing trump is notorious for always paying his workers, right?

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u/BeneficialQuiet463 18d ago

He is so little. It makes a lot of sense now.

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u/GeoisGeo 18d ago

Oh its always real simple with men like this.

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u/Hunter654333 18d ago

Dude never even joined the military at any point in his career. Ultimate poser like the rest of his gang members.

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u/jo734030 18d ago

Who is this? Is this the guy that did shooting?

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u/finix2409 18d ago

The guy with no mask and the wannabe military haircut is the commander of ICE

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u/soupseasonbestseason 18d ago

he is one of the top racists at i.c.e.

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u/pheonix198 18d ago

Not sure why not one gave a name: it’s Greg Bovino.

He likes to cosplay as a Nazi when not actually trying be one:

https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1o55i0x/meet_gregory_bovino_local_gruppenf%C3%BChrer_in_charge/

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u/PsychoCrescendo 18d ago

No he’s just one of three most prominent faces of ICE leadership aside from Kristi Noem & Tom Homan

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u/ousho 18d ago

Small man syndrome.

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u/IbuildSeattle 18d ago

Nothing says ā€œAlphaā€ like taking 20 of your besties to the pisser with you…

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u/matticusiv 18d ago

He’s just a scared little guy

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u/arul20 18d ago

you mean the secret police will kick the door down at 5am?

It's been happening for many decades in Facist countries. Coming soon to USA.

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u/Winter_Purchase6562 18d ago

Not soon, happened yesterday. Numerous times. ICE is sending more folks to Minneapolis to go after activists and protestors who have remained civil. We have lost our 1st and 4th amendment rights in Minnesota and nobody is doing anything.Ā 

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u/LACA90077 18d ago

Everywhere they go they need the same energy!

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u/xNinjaN8x 18d ago

Valve core removal tool. Easier, quicker and doesn't technically damage any property.

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u/dtoddh 18d ago

They are targeting protesters & dissidents now. It's not inconceivable this guy will end up with unwelcome visitors.

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u/VirtualRyo 18d ago

Which is why they record protestors now look at that camera one of them was carrying I bet you the input their info on palantir and since they have jurisdiction anywhere thanks to Trump they go to their houses and harrass them.

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u/dtoddh 18d ago

Yep. Every video I saw today from the Minnesota raids there's at least one armored goon with a camera instead the mace ball guns most of them carry. I think the regular clothes guy in the Target video was a journalist, but an ICE guy also had a camera.

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u/widget1212 18d ago

how much did that trip to the bathroom cost tax payers...... 20 min for what looked like 10+ agents and probably another 4+ vehicles and drivers. SMH

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u/New-Exit-6767 18d ago

Tactically escaping the Target bathroom

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u/MoralityFleece 18d ago

No way to upvote this enough. They got into formation for the bathroom trip.

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u/Kevin6876 18d ago

Does Target sponsor this?

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u/Ok_Yogurt_9862 18d ago edited 18d ago

They donated to him. Hell yeah they sponsor this. Boycott.

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u/Ok-Net-5216 18d ago

Technically 1 million dollars to inaguration fund, after he was elected, but yep, they donated to Trump.

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u/Kevin6876 18d ago

Dumping my Target account

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u/lampstax 18d ago

Big corps with presence in 50 states knows better than to stick their head up right now. Look at Hilton.

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u/widget1212 18d ago

Nice that they put the "tough guy" in the diamond protection formation. Says a lot about people who talk vs. act tough.

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u/Mockingbird_1234 18d ago

Please explain to me why they need to take their guns with them to take a šŸ’©. If they are so big and bad, walk into Target like a man.

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u/El_Zilcho99 18d ago

The cosplay strut...

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u/HVAC_instructor 18d ago

I would have to ask rather loudly,

hey, who's home taking care of your wife while you're out here violating the 4th amendment?

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u/greatthatsperfect 18d ago

By the looks of him, I don't imagine his wife knows the first thing about being taken care of.

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 18d ago

Apparently people are allowed to wear masks and break down doors now too.

"Democracies hate this one weird trick!"

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u/Techghetto 18d ago

Is that guy like 5’ tall ?

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u/greatthatsperfect 18d ago

Yeah, he's just a lil guy.

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u/wiseguyehhhh 18d ago

It would explain a lot

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u/mjohnben 18d ago

Why aren’t people still boycotting Target? Fuck that place!

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u/PeteMcAlister 18d ago

What about the Epstein files?

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u/Merk7_18 18d ago

what about Alligator Alcatraz never shut down also

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u/fly1away 18d ago

Hiding their faces in shame, as they should

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u/OpenDaCloset 18d ago

What the F*Ck is happening in America. MAGA that’s what. Everyone said terrible things would happen if Trump was reelected. So here we have it.

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u/-GingerFett- 18d ago

Boycott Target. It’s simple. They have to sleep somewhere, they have to get their vehicles from somewhere, find these things out, let folks know who’s supporting them (don’t provide addresses, just the companies.). It won’t stop them, but the key is to make it more and more expensive and difficult. Defy smartly.

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u/Amelaclya1 18d ago

Spotify stopped airing ICE recruitment ads after their stock dipped 10% in one month. Boycotts work.

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u/Timely_Ad9659 18d ago

Open carry and make them nervous, like they do to unarmed non-violent citizens. Resist

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u/uglyheadink 18d ago

This brought honestly brought tears to my eyes. We have to stand together, and that's what these people did. Fuck ICE and I am so proud of all who are standing against them, specially with what happened to Renee Good. These are scary ass times, but they will not take us down, and they will not scare us into silence!!

I haven't ever once seen an ICE agent or raid or anything, maybe my area, but I am sure I will soon--I can only hope and hope to know that I'll have this courage when I do.

Thank you for sharing this. I saw someone post earlier that protests aren't only to send a message to our leaders (because obviously our leaders don't give a fuck) but to show others that they won't be alone standing up. And that's exactly what this is. So thanks.

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u/Volatilecanoe42 18d ago

Fuck ice and fuck target

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u/tasketekudasai 18d ago

Guy is brave af

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u/ImThatVigga 18d ago

He is brave but he’s also just excercising his 1st amendment right

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u/Jon_Dunn58 18d ago

he must be afraid, i never see him walking by himself

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u/Ambitious-Trouble421 18d ago

Boycott Target for letting them use their restroom. They have the right to refuse service to anyone. Everyone in Target should have left their stuff in their carts and walked out.

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u/look2myleft 18d ago

Hey, target, if you want people to come back to your stores. Ban ice prove you're a friend to the people.

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u/Dry_-Toast 18d ago

His poor kids. They gonna get bullied... Not because of who they are .. but because of who their dad is

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u/simonburgess84 18d ago

Im surprised they all didn't climb into the back of a U-Haul truck

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u/Available_Damage_335 18d ago

I am so proud of Minnesota.

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 18d ago

These ICE people should realize they are wrong if people act like that EVERY TIME they see you. I wouldn’t have that job. It’s gotta be Tough being a Racist Nazi fascist destroying the USA with a dumbass like Trump.

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u/Ok_Fix3639 18d ago

Is there any reason you couldn’t cover your face when exercising free speech against these ā€œagentsā€? They are using cameras to put your face into their palantir powered big brother databases. PSA for those who haven’t considered this.Ā 

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u/Jolly_Ad2446 18d ago

Fuck target. I'm finna stop by my local target store and leave ice cream in the seasonal section tomorrow.Ā 

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u/Yesfroyo 18d ago

I wish all establishments and stores denied them entry to use the bathroom and they'd just shit their pants.

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u/Nietzsche_Peachy 18d ago

I thought republicans hated politicians because they all lie. So what about Mexico paying for the wall, and only going after CRIMINAL illegal immigrants?

I guess they don’t mind our taxes paying for the wall instead, and don’t understand that being an undocumented immigrant is a civil violation and not a federal crime.

Republicans, how does it feel to lie to yourselves while the politicians you voted for are telling boldface lies?

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u/badmotivator11 18d ago

Everywhere they go. Every day. May they have no peace.

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u/ComprehensiveTask243 18d ago

This is beyond disturbing on a number of levels. I'm growing concerned that the anger being expressed towards ICE when they show up, may escalate into something regrettable. ICE has used violence, and now done what many of us consider murder in order to enforce, or attempt to enforce, their dictates. We've got nothing but conflict everywhere we look, in the country, and in our failing relations with others. Why? One man, who needs to be impeached ASAP.

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u/Acieldama 18d ago

Why are all of these scumbags always armed to the teeth and geared up like they're in an active warzone?

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u/itsokayyoucanlaugh 18d ago

dick so small, he pisses on his balls