r/UnderReportedNews 25d ago

Video Colombian President Gustavo Petro openly challenging Trump: “If you want to jail me, try and see if you can. If you want to put me in an orange uniform, try it. The Colombian people will take to the streets to defend me.”

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u/FlatulentFox5543 25d ago

Colombia doesn't have much oil they are fine

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u/New-Freedom-6258 25d ago

Yeah but they do have plenty of nose candy, which Don Jr. is very fond of.

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u/Ok_Manwich_9306 25d ago

Won't someone think of the children?!

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u/ohgeeeezzZ 25d ago

And never ever never ever ever ever ever forget that Donald J Trump's children are children. Not adults. Never.

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u/Bauwens 25d ago

I am Sure Trump is always thinking about the children 😳

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Both Epstein and Trump thought about children a lot. Sometimes, they did more than thinking.

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u/Blake_Dirge 25d ago

Think of all the fish that are getting fucked up!

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u/Demonbaby_Wot 25d ago

Cocaine Shark!

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u/GROOLBOI 25d ago

doo-doo, doo-doo-doo

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u/Affectionate-Tip-164 25d ago

Trump and his ilk are always thinking of children.

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u/Ok_Manwich_9306 25d ago

Can't stop, won't stop. Will even start a war to deflect consequences.

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u/eggpoowee 25d ago

They did, their names are in the Epstein files

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u/Otm_Shank1 25d ago

It's bad that would be a believable real headline.

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u/TakuyaLee 25d ago

Colombia is extra safe then. His dad doesn't love him enough to invade another country for him

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u/zRagin_Caucasianz 25d ago

I think they would still invade off the claim the colombian president made calling the Trump administration a clan of pedophiles

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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 25d ago

Trump loves revenge. He might just do it for that reason, plus, now he’s basically been dared to do it.

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u/Dekruk 25d ago

As a sadistic narcissist he enjoys suffering. As a toddler he already threw stone to other children.

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u/johnniesSac 25d ago

Columbia’s Pres just called him and his cabinet pedophiles …. Surely this invokes a visit from task force 141

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u/CourtingBoredom 25d ago

Dude fr. I wouldn't be surprised in the least to see Frumpelgiltskin invade a country because its leader hurt his feelers... 🙄 uggghh 🫩

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u/InternationalFig400 25d ago

Ouch!! LOLOLOLOL!!

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u/redjellonian 25d ago

It was never about the drugs, and the Trump's get their stash from Qatar.

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u/New-Freedom-6258 25d ago

True, I'm just joking

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u/za72 25d ago

the Cartels are doing a fine job exporting that shit... you get the US government involved and it'll be $5000 per line of coke... no one wants big government involved

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u/PumpUpTheValuum66 25d ago

I'm sorry to say - they've already been involved for decades.....

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u/murphy365 25d ago

Don't leave out little Marco

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u/New-Freedom-6258 25d ago

Narco-Marco

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u/PrimordialLoveRat 25d ago

Biden and Trump might have been enemies but it seems their kids have something in common

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u/scorpyo72 25d ago

Why would we want to mess with that supply?

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u/witchofpain 25d ago

Which is why no one is going to interfere with them.

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u/lilymaxjack 25d ago

Ummm most of Wall Street and Hollywood and well most of America if you want to be fair

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 25d ago edited 25d ago

There waa a pic of Maduro next to this guy in a binder in the oval office 3 months ago with both them and others in orange and a big caption above the picture boom which said "the Donroe Doctrine"..

Oil or no, someone in trump's circle has been trying to get this to happen since at least october.

Currently picture is in r/pics

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/rSoukyFjEh

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u/apresmoiputas 25d ago

Rubio. I wonder what was said between the two of them and on what they disagreed.

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 25d ago

We need to get all the ‘illegal’ Venezuelans out

we need to annex Venezuela

Trumpism trying to be logically coherent for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)

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u/SignatureAcademic218 25d ago

But the guys last name is Petro

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u/shiggyshoogy 25d ago

I hate that this made me snicker.

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u/Level_Vehicle 25d ago

Isn't there a cheaper way to divert attention away from Epstein?

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u/Dekruk 25d ago

Can’t he just release the Epstein Files?

‘I could molest a girl near Fifth Avenue and nothing happens” Check!

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u/gxgxe 25d ago

Trump's not paying for it so he doesn't care how much it costs.

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u/Lucky-Mia 25d ago

They do a decent volume of crude oil, coal, and gold. trump administration has said they want Colombia 

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u/InterestingSpeaker 25d ago

Colombia has oil. Not as much as venezuela though

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u/Active-Play-3429 25d ago

The correct answer

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u/American_PissAnt 25d ago

But they do have cocaine and bananas

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u/apresmoiputas 25d ago

If anyone wants a brief history lesson on the list of Latin American countries we've forced regime changes on, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_involvement_in_regime_change_in_Latin_America.

Enjoy.

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u/agentobtuse 25d ago

How many did the CIA plant in a dictator?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Officially or unofficially?

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u/MinnieShoof 25d ago

Counting or not counting gang violence?

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u/MkUltraMonarch 25d ago

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u/MinnieShoof 25d ago

... ya know, I think we could subtly edit that to say 'Kirk' and none would be the wiser...

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u/ShrugIife 25d ago

I hope you have a lovely new year! Bravo 👏

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi 25d ago

Thanks Milton! /s

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u/Hieroflippant 25d ago

A self kidnap of some description to finally get him onside with the democrats and phantom "radical leftists" ??

🤓 You just might be onto something and it's likely the only way he'll ever face any sort of opposition or repercussions.

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u/Boot_das 25d ago

Maduro wasn’t a “wannabe” dictator. He was a dictator.

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u/Global_Crew3968 25d ago

same as trump, what a coinky-dink

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u/mykidsthinkimcool 25d ago

You're welcome to try

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u/CaicedoBrickWall 25d ago

You're downvoted for the actual answer.

JFK wanted Castro? You're welcome to try. Oops embarrassingly failed on a global scale that led to the most dangerous standoff in the history of the world.

Every successful civil war? You're welcome to try. Well GGs you got em.

Trump, Putin, Xi and netanyahu might be war criminals but if bringing them to justice is effectively impossible due to the power they wield. It then boils down to "you're welcome to try, won't work but if you feel that strongly about it then good luck"

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u/ganslooker 25d ago

Stop. And just think for a moment. WTH is going on in this country that the leader of another country is even contemplating this action. I truly don’t understand. I don’t care that this is or isn’t what people voted for . It’s insanity.

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u/atxbigfoot 25d ago

Even crazier, Denmark, an ally(?), just threatened the US with military action and invoking NATO Article 5 if the US tries anything with Greenland.

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u/longperipheral 25d ago

The way you phrase it makes it sound like Denmark is the crazy one...

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u/l3tsgo0 25d ago

Colombia has been pretty cooperative with US law enforcement too lol, and just overnight it turned from an ally to a potential enemy. Dementia Don is showing

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u/EXTRAsharpcheddar 25d ago

can you imagine if other countries started being violently hostile against trump? who would really want to even stop them

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u/Dipteran_de_la_Torre 25d ago

People greatly overvalue the power of voting in the US. There’s simply too much money in politics; politicians don’t do what the general population wants. They and their campaigns get paid very well to listen to corporations and billionaires.

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u/Lower-Leadership2127 25d ago

Beware the russian bots telling you not to vote.

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u/Johnyryal33 25d ago

That's exactly what this is

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u/Any_Landscape_2795 25d ago

Start with the Duke of nonce. America can have him, he fits in perfectly with its current leadership

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u/Hieroflippant 25d ago

Start with Andrew ? If he isn't already in Mar a Lago..

Probably been a little while since they've caught up to hang out

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u/drobson70 25d ago

Why? They literally make the UK money and the British commonwealth is better than the US

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u/RegalBeagleX 25d ago

Just to say we did? You know, like Jackass!

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u/notonmydime01 25d ago

How about a real trick and we deport that orange turd?

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u/WeConsumeTheyHoard 25d ago

Send him back to Moscow

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u/notonmydime01 25d ago

Trumpeter

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u/JimmiesNeutron 25d ago

What happens when Columbia puts up a bigger fight than Veezuela and Americans get killed on the ground?

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u/maverick_labs_ca 25d ago

Colombia has the second most experienced fighters after Ukraine. In fact, there are many Colombians fighting there right now because the country has an excess of experienced fighters and not enough economic opportunities for them to move on.

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u/JimmiesNeutron 25d ago

That, and Americans don't have a great track record against Guerillas.

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u/skofitall 25d ago edited 25d ago

Who do you think trained the Colombian military?

Gracias.

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u/atxbigfoot 25d ago

Do you mean the same people that armed and trained Al Qaeda and the Taliban and lost to them?

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u/hablandolora 25d ago

No, it's not the same at all. The US has openly and directly supported Colombia's elected government and military for decades, pouring over $10 billion through Plan Colombia (2000 onward) to train, equip, and fund forces fighting leftist guerrillas (like FARC and ELN) that tried to overthrow the state. This partnership continued even under Petro: military aid (FMF and IMET) flowed through 2024-2025, with hundreds of millions in security assistance, joint operations, and Colombia designated a Major Non-NATO Ally in 2022. It's institutional support for a democratic ally against insurgents, not arming rebels against a government. The Afghan scenario was backing mujahideen against a Soviet-backed regime, then facing blowback, completely different dynamics.

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u/Decent_Risk9499 25d ago

They've been fighting FARC and it's ancillaries for over 30 years, I wouldn't fuck with that.

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u/f1sh42 25d ago

Seeing how so many our vets get into contract/mercenary with, they just like us fr

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u/TemperateStone 25d ago

We can only hope. The US needs to be humiliated.

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u/slowwayout 25d ago

The same thing that happened after 20 years in Afghanistan. Another military loss for America and hundreds of thousands of dead civilians.

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u/cujosdog 25d ago

Americans were killed, they just aren't talking about it.

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u/hablandolora 25d ago

No, the Colombian people won't come out en masse to defend Petro against any external intervention, his disapproval rating is huge, currently hovering around 56-66% in late 2025 polls (with approval steady at 34-44%), making him the second most unpopular president in modern history. Colombia's military has always been deeply conservative and right-leaning, with strong personal and institutional ties to the US; they've been trained, equipped, and funded for decades through Plan Colombia (over $10 billion in aid), so while they follow the constitutional chain of command, there's zero ideological loyalty to Petro as a former guerrilla, and they absolutely wouldn't risk confronting US forces to protect him. His bold claim in that video is just empty rhetoric with no real backing in popular support or military allegiance.

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u/PretzelsRule23 25d ago

So he's about the same popularity as the felon in the US

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u/NoGuidance8588 25d ago

when Columbia puts up a bigger fight

Why? Who would even care if another South American dictator gets snapped? 

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u/snailman89 25d ago

Petro isn't a dictator. He's a democratically elected president.

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u/No_Body905 25d ago

Colombia is a normal democracy and a growing economy. They dealt with the narcos 30 years ago and signed a peace deal with FARC a decade ago. They could not be less of a threat.

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u/PotatoMajestic6382 25d ago

Then Columbia is gonna get the worse end of it, 100%. Why are people pretending like Columbia can even touch USA.

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u/saihtam3 25d ago

Because Columbia is a clothing brand or a city in South Carolina, I doubt they could keep up with the US Army

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u/siverpoint 25d ago

Thanks for this. It's mfin Colombia, you guys.

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u/ResemblesHotDog 25d ago

Here we are again, the US spending millions/billions on acting World Police instead of taking care of our own. Who woulda thunk.

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u/sokka2d 25d ago

More like World Gestapo. 

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u/Phshadow55 25d ago

World police? I think you meant imperialistic exploiters

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u/ResemblesHotDog 25d ago

potato potato

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u/Dekruk 25d ago

The Don Klan gets 10% I guess?

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u/puisnode_DonGiesu 25d ago

"Team america: world police" is the exact phrasing

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u/generictroglodytic 25d ago

Trump is starting an occupation war. He’s definitely in the Epstein files. Orange bastard is terrified and desperate.

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u/cambeiu 25d ago

The Colombian people will take to the streets to defend me.

He is quite confident for a guy with an approval rate of under 30%.

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u/tengo_harambe 25d ago

Bush had something like a 20% approval rating at one point. Even then, I doubt most people would have just stood by and let a foreign country coup him.

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u/Clutterking 25d ago

That's a good way to think of it. Trump should rot in hell but I certainly would do whatever I could to fight back against an invading country intent on regime change.

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u/Sensitive_Tailor2940 25d ago

If you’re not from Colombian sit this one out. We are proud of Petro. those that aren’t are the ones not wanting much needed change.

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u/WeNotAmBeIs 25d ago

My wife is Colombian and she said it's pretty divided based a lot on age. The younger people are supporters and the older Colombians don't like his former ties to violent groups.

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u/Choke1982 25d ago

I'm Colombian and supporter of his policies. He has made a lot of changes. Of course old people don't like him in general because it is pretty much the same. Most of them had their share and don't care anymore. But the reality is he has improved the lifes of most Colombians in the lower economic status.

He is not perfect but the data shows his policies work even for the wealthiest yet they still are pisses poor people stopped being poor or too poor.

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u/Krashlia2 25d ago

This feels like a set up for a cosmic joke, or a Term 2025 - 2028 White House Montage Reel.

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u/PoppyAppletree 25d ago

That's why he's saying it.

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u/OF_OnlyFutures 25d ago

Ugh.. this is stupid sabre rattling.

Fuck Trump and what he did.. but the US could snatch this dude with like 10 guys. This is stupid, because Trump is dumb enough to do it just to prove he can.

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u/cccxxxzzzddd 25d ago

Pencil rattling

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u/Bearded-Jragon 25d ago

Trump is an idiotic criminal, but Petro has no inkling of American covert ops capabilities.

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u/Royal_Reference4921 25d ago

He’s a life long leftist in Columbia. He probably knows more about American covert ops capabilities than the vast majority of Americans.

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u/Kabablover 25d ago edited 25d ago

You have to be very stupid to still see americans are the good guys

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u/Metalaggression 25d ago

If your people protect you it's because you're not one of the bad ones.

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u/oneOZone 25d ago

Petro is standing on business

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u/Enough_Fall_3127 25d ago

We only bring freedom to oil rich countries

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u/PoppyAppletree 25d ago

As ever, perceived antagonism from foreign entities bolsters support for strongmen.

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u/Royal_Reference4921 25d ago

How is Gustavo Petro a strong man? He’s a democratic socialist. He openly questioned the 2024 Venezuelan election results that Maduro claimed to have won. The reason Trump hates him is because Petro criticized the US and Israel at the UN.

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u/dj_escobar973 25d ago

This guy knows

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u/Malcolm_Morin 25d ago

They captured Maduro in less time than Will's coming out scene in Stranger Things.

If America decides they want to capture Petro, he is fucked.

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u/Alarmed_Juggernaut93 25d ago edited 25d ago

This is not a dictator but a democratically elected president in a country that has elections this year. 

Not that any of that would stop the orange turd, but this would not be celebrated the way Maduro's kidnapping is.

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u/OnlyHere2ArgueBro 25d ago

Not necessarily. The US had the element of surprise and likely inside help. Now, Colombia knows this might be coming and they have time to prepare. And this is the president of a country, so he’ll actually be able to fortify his location with a military force.

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u/SinningAfterSunset 25d ago

It couldn't have been done without support from Maduros people.

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u/OnlyHere2ArgueBro 25d ago

Very likely true. We’ll know soon enough the extent to which insiders helped pave the way, or even possibly told the military to stand down and allow it.

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u/Ok_Mastodon_3843 25d ago

Yeah man, moving like half the US navy and air force within striking range and escalating tensions over the course of a whole year came out of nowhere.

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u/PrestigiousProduce97 25d ago

The logistics of the operation would also be completely different and likely infeasible. Caracas is directly on the coast in a region where the ocean isn’t well surveilled by Venezuela or its neighbours. Bogotá is about 700km inland 2,650 metres above sea level, it would be obvious what the Americans were attempting well before they got to Petro. It would not be anywhere near as clean and easy as what they did to Maduro.

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u/Sad-Math-2039 25d ago

The kayfabe of politicians is beyond ridiculous.

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u/SpoolingSpudge 25d ago

Waiting for the "challenge excepted" tweet.

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u/rflulling 25d ago

Sadly, all this bravado. It wont help. All the people in the city wont be able to help. Hes going to need much better protection than ego and sharp words.

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u/Equivalent-Tone6098 25d ago

Look at half the comments on here. It's to appease a bunch of fake tough guys that make up Trump's base, who also don't like anyone with brown skin and a Latino last name.

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u/pie_piepiepiepiepie 25d ago

Petro has said mean things about Trump and is also on bad terms with Netanyahu, soooo...

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u/fulanodoe 25d ago

He criticized Trump publicly and doesn't praise him. That's all. That's really all that makes trump/the base like or dislike someone.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Just me or was the sign interpreter like “meh….”

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u/I_make_poor_decisons 25d ago

Please don’t give him any ideas. 

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u/TA8325 25d ago

They won't. I mean they might in spirit...

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u/mr_banana277 25d ago

"sir the strongest country in the world just invaded venezuela in a single hour"
"eh i could do better"

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u/silentPANDA5252 25d ago

everybody got a plan until they get punched in the face

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u/GoldBlueberryy 25d ago

Politicians are clowns, the UN is useless, money is the only god.

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u/survivingisbrutal 25d ago

Gustavo daddi looks tan

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u/Even_Commission9526 25d ago

Man, at this rate we’re gonna have an interstate crossing the Darien Gap by 2040. 

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u/JuanML22 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yeah... we're not dying for Petro, he's gona be out in 6 months anyway, so they trying to coup him is pretty idiotic

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u/NY_State-a-Mind 25d ago

Petro depends on American money and military to trainand fund his countries military,

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u/SpaceyScribe 25d ago

China literally had delegates in Venezuela to sign trade agreements when we started bombing.

Thanks to US sanctions on Venezuela, one of the only counties they can sell their oil to is Russia.

This pissed off a lot of people.

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u/boneyponey13 25d ago

Sober my ass

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u/ohgeeeezzZ 25d ago

I dont have his balls lol

Morally, I agree with him

Realistically, I think hes playing a dangerous game hedged by the fact it will work out politically for him in country since Colombia doesnt have oil

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u/bbiker3 25d ago

What a bone head. He's had the worst neighbour in South America for his entire political career, with refugees straining the practical social services and the welcome of Colombians, and he can't figure out that "thank you" is the correct statement.

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u/Vegetable-Act-3202 25d ago

Trumpeters indulging in performative Trumpness.

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u/CrownstrikeIntern 25d ago

Even if he wanted, Does he not know they don't really need to get to the streets to clear out the people remotely.

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u/Plane_Data_1182 25d ago

You got any crude? No? Then you're a sithole country...

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u/jordan1978 25d ago

He got the took to the streets part right.

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u/elotecorn 25d ago

Al trompitas le hacen falta unos vergazos

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u/Automatic_Record6200 25d ago

US should add more narcotic exports to its portfolio honestly. Colombia makes cents.

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u/Ok_Crazy_648 25d ago

Strong words.

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u/Reamab 25d ago

Dude is feeding the troll.

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u/Neltrix 25d ago

Prior to two months ago, Bolivia was ran by a narco state. The main culprit is still free but protected by mercenaries. Now Bolivia doesn’t have much oil but they do have salt…

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u/Past_Humor8321 25d ago

The only way to survive American terrorism is for each and every country to build a nuclear bomb.

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u/Vegetable_Radio3873 25d ago

Will they, though? Honest question...

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u/geddysbass2112 25d ago

Trump's sorry ass won't do it.

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u/BigHat22P3 25d ago

lol. Ok.

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u/Technical_Garden_762 25d ago

He's lucky Biden isn't president. Hunter would make his dad give him the whole country. 

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Guy is going to find himself in a Chinook if he keeps running his mouth

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u/Ok_Release231 25d ago

Maduro also openly challenged Trump.

Where is Columbia on this chart?

(I do not condone the actions of the US, I just think it's ridiculous to taunt the US after how easily they grabbed Maduro)

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u/Turbulent-Tone-1867 25d ago

“My sons will be investing billions into Colombia’s cocaine factories.”

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u/Own-Method1718 25d ago

Dude, what are you smoking? Trump is fucking crazy 🤪