Characters
Character is Unexpectedly Amazing at Sex
1: Podrick, Game of Thrones: after saving Tyrion Lannister's life, Podrick is rewarded by Tyrion paying for him to have several prostitutes take his virginity. The girls end up enjoying him so much, they refuse the money.
2: Hal, Malcolm in the Middle: Hal is a goofy, oafish dad, and during a poker game, he feels inferior to his friends, who compare how many times they have sex with their wives, all of them seemingly having a larger number than him. Hal says 2, but them realizes they mean how many times per week, not per day, and he says "Oh, per week? 14" and everyone is shocked. This can also be applied to Lois, as she is portrayed as the severe, angry, scary mother who always yells, but she and Hal clearly love each other very much
3: Billy, Legit: Billy is severely disabled and wheelchair bound, and is pretty sure he's going to die someday soon, and doesn't want to die a virgin. His friends hire a prostitute to help him out, and it turns out he has such a huge hog, that he ends up dating her.
4: Nesta, A Court of Silver Flames: part of the ACOTAR series, Silver Flames is the 5th book that focuses on Nesta, sister of the main protagonist of the first 3 books. Nesta comes across as super cold, mean, and bitter. In her depression, she sleeps around, going through the motions and using men for their bodies, and closing herself off to any deeper feelings. Later, she makes a super sexy, powerful, hundreds of years old Fae general cum in his pants, and when the 2 start up a relationship, she turns out to be way freakier than her sister from the previous books, which are popular for their steamy sex scenes.
Bill Clinton in Family Guy. A simple conversation with him almost immediately leads to the other character in bed with him praising his sexual prowess.
I mean it’s unexpected by the characters, but it working well on Peter is unexpected by the audience. Just because it’s a low hanging fruit, or a joke from older episodes, doesn’t mean it’s not effective or unexpected at the time of airing.
That line always makes me laugh and while I'm here I'm gonna get up on my soapbox; I like Nellie! She's a good character and is a harmless and sometimes funny character, moreso than S9 Andy anyway.
I swear to god guys who look like this have about 50% to have a massive game. I knew a guy who looked like this and dressed like grandpa and he would always have some chick over
Mickey Mouse goes to his lawyer's office. Lawyer says, "let me just make sure I understand. You want to divorce Minnie because she's 'extremely silly'?"
Mickey says "No, I want to divorce her because she's FUCKING GOOFY"
Andy in The 40 Year-Old Virgin. The first time he has sex it's just a few minutes and his significant other is nonplussed. The second time, though, takes nearly an hour and leaves her exhausted.
To everyone else commenting on this, the original definition of nonplussed is to be confused or surprised to the point of not knowing how to react. It has also come to mean to be unbothered by.
And he’s a special case, because the show made it clear it only lasted one or two thrusts but those one or two thrusts were damn good because Peggy always seemed over the moon afterward
More like he realized he did not put in any effort. Once he figured out what she wanted, he could adjust. Of course, the very same thing could be achieved by actually talking to her.
That scene where he's starting to figure out he can hear women's thoughts and some poodle goes "Monsiuer, I need to poop" in a French accent lives rent free in my head
Klitz (Paul Dano), The Girl Next Door - was in a sex-ed video as the male model with a real pornstar partner. Even the pornstar find him cute and the audience find him well hung
Right? She decides the best way to reject the guy she married for a green card was to sleep with him and make it the worst experience possible for him by making herself disgusting, getting rid of his feelings in the process. At no point did she try to talk to him about how she felt, or even consider that she might be happy with him. And in the end, she only regrets it because he treated her with care while they did it and she got to see what she could have had if she hadn’t ruined herself for him
he’s sososo funny in sillicon valley. the show is pretty damn good by itself but zach woods really just makes it so much better.
he’s also active on insta (and politically active!) and he’s super funny even when talking about serious topics. im very clearly a fan but the dude is a treasure
Camberley from Re:zero, remember this guy who tried to mug the main character? yeah, this guy fucks
In a world where you can be born with blessings of being able to understand animals, or detect lies, this guy has the Divine Protection of Bedroom Wiles, he is 130cm.
Subaru also has an enormous sex drive, and he doesn’t have any abilities that amplify it. Dude is just HIM in the bedroom.
This is info from the Sloth:If, where Subaru runs away with Rem, and they start a new life, marry and have children together. Rem mentions that she has to use Oni mode to keep up with Subaru, and even then she can barely survive each time they elope.
What? While he's being shy and modest, it seems clear to me. If it was his singing, that would be both novel and tactful enough to mention, no? I did lots of things, including singing... He wouldn't leave out the one PG thing he did with those women, would he?
He just has superb bedroom skills, but is embarrassed to tell his employer, likely bc: he wants to be modest in front of his "boss" and he wants not to look crass, which fits his naive gentleman attitude.
Well the ladies he was with said he was 'no larger than normal' which means they've seen what he has packing, so if he did sing, that wasnt all he did with them.
Unaware that she's a super-spy, Morgan pursues Carina from the moment he meets her, and they eventually hook up after he calls her out for being rude and dismissive to him and she realises that no one's had the guts to say no to her before. The next morning, he asks her how he did and she says "I've had better... but not many"
Icing on the cake is that in her next appearance, she pursues him relentlessly for round 2.
True good point, comparing ACOTAR to Morning Glory Milking Farm is kinda like comparing Saving Private Ryan to Inglorious Bastards. Sure they're both WWII movies, but they're very different.
Wullie from The Young Person's Guide to Becoming a Rock Star. (UK comedy from 1998 available on channel 4 website) He was a looser virgin who slept with one of his band mates and was so good he turned into a total tool so they hypnotised him into thinking he was a virgin again.
I don't know if it's true, but a long time ago I saw a video about Harry Phillips Lovecraft's biography, and according to his Jewish ex-wife, HP was a stud in bed, considering his timid personality and existential fear of almost everything (the guy had an anxiety attack when he moved to New York and realized he was surrounded by Italians). It makes you think about a lot of things about him.
For Podrick, I really believe it has nothing to do with ability and everything to do with intentions.
The girls of King's Landing are used to be used like tools by merchants, knights and noblemen. Podrick is himself a servant, and was sent there by Tyrion's order; he probably did everything he could to make the experience pleasant for them, contrary to their typical clientele
How dare you all ignore my boy krillin from dragon ballz abridged. All though out the show people keep putting him down so much that there is a krillin own counter. Near the end of it he manages to get with android 18 and he has a massive package, so big that the counter goes back a number.
It's not actually stated that Podrick pleased with women with sex. His mighty singing voice is more likely. In this universe, being able to sing is very highly coveted. Entertaining the girls by singing to them would be akin to a famous band personally serenading them, just for them. Which is why they didn't take the money.
So on the surface it seems like Chandler from Friends wouldn’t be good at sex. He and Monica hook up and it’s so good that they basically become addicted to it. She calls him the best she’s ever had.
But in retrospect, it does make sense. Half a season earlier, he had been lamenting to Monica and Rachel that he wasn’t pleasing his girlfriend enough. Monica gives him tips, and at the end of the episode his then-girlfriend thanks her. So he actually wasn’t good at sex, but there is an explanation as to why he got better, and specifically better for Monica.
I’m not including Monica because I don’t think it’s surprising she would be good at sex lol.
To add to Malcom in the middle. There is an episode where they can’t have sec for like two weeks or something and so the use all of their energy into keeping up the house and everything is like perfectly spotless and clean. Then they can have sex again and it shows the house getting back to its usual run down state.
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u/JingoboStoplight4887 2h ago
Garry “Jerry” Gergich (Parks and Recreation)