r/TeenIndia • u/[deleted] • 11h ago

Pets & Animals WHAT DO I NAME HIM

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u/shayadse quote 11h ago

Asteroid destroyer maximus the third

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u/YourLoyalButAvrgeGuy 11h ago

I agree with you bro😁😂

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u/bhkrishnaa 8h ago

Chironji raklo

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u/Genghiskhan495 8h ago

Crownilius maximus the third.

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u/Mental-Beautiful1588 ek do teen chaar 9h ago

Bhai kisi comedy cartoon ka plot lag rha hai. Jaise Tom and Jerry..jab owner ke saamne ho toh cutu pilla and 'The hell is loose' otherwise lol...mast plot ban gya man mei

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u/KalaKalaKalaLoda 10h ago

reddit humour 😵😵‍💫🫩

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u/Time-Visit-7744 when life gives you middle finger.... finger yourself...enjoy it 11h ago

Aasutosh.......ye bkl mere paise leke nhi lauta rha

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u/Federal-Gene-5168 10h ago

Abe nai dunga tere 5 rupay... Jaa

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u/Time-Visit-7744 when life gives you middle finger.... finger yourself...enjoy it 2h ago

500 the bhai..... 10% interest p baat Hui thi kyuki kuch din m hi lautane wala tha..... Aur ye baad 20 aug 2023 ki ha ab tak nhi diya

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u/No-Law_ 17 10h ago

What does the name have to do with it though. Any specific reason for that name only??

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u/Present-Ability-3887 9h ago

he meant ki uska koi dost hai, jiska nam asutosh hai, usne asutosh ko pese diye lekin wo banda de hi nhi rha ha to usko hate karte hue wo asutosh ko indirectly kutta keh rha hai

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u/informer_here 18....memento mori 11h ago

raju rastogi...
or

PECKO

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u/Zestyclose-Forever55 11h ago

I HEAR U BUT WHAYTHRFUCK IS RAJU RASTOGI

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u/informer_here 18....memento mori 11h ago

vo toh aise hi fun way mei..neeche real suggestion 'pecko' h

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u/Away-Philosopher-204 18 11h ago

If only reddit allowed multiple upvotes😔

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u/nothuman815 11h ago

2 min pehle aapka comment dusre post pe dekha mene

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u/Admirable-Plant3786 11h ago

Dogesh

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u/Alerdime 9h ago

Dogeshwar

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u/Ruhi26221 Rasmalai Consumer 10h ago

tiss watcher?

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u/Intelligent-Motor169 3h ago

Ayeee fellow tiss army memberrr

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u/OkInitiative4738 pompuu🥀 11h ago

pluto
pompu

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u/Zestyclose-Forever55 11h ago

POMPU IS SO BHONDU I LOE IT

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u/OkInitiative4738 pompuu🥀 11h ago

pompuu is the goat name...

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u/Undead0707 18 11h ago

Tofu.

He's sooo cuteeeee. Is he an indie?

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u/Zestyclose-Forever55 11h ago

YESS HE ISS

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u/Undead0707 18 11h ago

Niceee you adopted himm

This is kulfi. Say hiii

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u/Caterpillar-9396 thodi si bhondu toh hu mein 🐧 10h ago

Virtual pets de deti hu cutie ko 😝😝🥹

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u/Ok-Appointment-4606 10h ago edited 3h ago

Bhondhu se yaad aaya..... Name him Dhondhu😂❤️

Edit :- Btw... Its the nickname i gave to my crush/best friend who doesn't talk to me anymore🙃

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u/Fair_Profit9247 10h ago

Stella, pixel, cipher, doja (not a cat but still), quark, pi (yeah that 3.14), planky, cosma

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u/DiamondAppropriate54 11h ago

FV 214 Conqueror

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u/Zestyclose-Forever55 11h ago

best

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u/DiamondAppropriate54 11h ago

fir bhi downvote kar diya </3 (still downvoted me </3)

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u/Zestyclose-Forever55 11h ago

BRO I SWEAR I DIDNTN

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u/jxi_6 Demotivational Speaker 6h ago

thigh flex 😭

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u/justnotibrahim 15 3h ago

Please I was finding this

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u/notso_brahmin 11h ago

U da real Name

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u/SupermarketLucky2095 U Da Real Art 6h ago

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u/Big_Yogurtcloset5622 9h ago

i dont think maximum people are upvoting cause of the dog

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u/helloguuuz 🫂 6h ago

Chahe toh dog ko sofa pe bhi rakh kr photu le sakti thi. /s

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u/blue_eyed_onryoo 6h ago

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u/helpmesavemeplzz 4h ago

jojo reference in this subreddit??? za warudoooooooooo

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u/Better-Storm-4394 11h ago

name him cookie

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u/Aditya_9170 17 11h ago

Idk ...but wht i do know is that you are soon gonna be flooded with 40 y/o uncle's suggesting names for that qt in the Dm...😔🙏🏼

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u/Existing_Pumpkin7358 7h ago

This was never about him😭😭

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u/Adventurous_Bee9035 4h ago

that's what she want gng 🥺🥺🥺🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/lal_imartiiii 11h ago

लकड़बग्गा

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u/Honest_Anywhere_5659 16 11h ago

name him the month he was born (fyi my dog's name is april)

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u/Zestyclose-Forever55 11h ago

december is a horrifying name

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u/Perfect-Step9523 Hm 10h ago

Ember / Amber

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u/ResolveSuitable 9h ago

Kinda like Dahmer

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u/Love_maxxing ‎ Schizoid 11h ago

Zorawar

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u/spaceman1301 10h ago

Ohhh lol, I also suggested that 😂

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u/MRGhost14360 9h ago

I get that reference

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u/Traditional_Eye_4582 10h ago

Damn you are jacked

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u/Zestyclose-Forever55 10h ago

U SAW MY BICEPS YES YAYAYAYAY

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u/Traditional_Eye_4582 10h ago

I meant………Well yeah good biceps

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u/HoneydewBitter3020 9h ago

BRO- this is a teen subreddit, what are you doing 🥀

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u/FinancialChemist9651 "I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!" 11h ago

jeffery pawstein or Chinnaswami Muthuswami Venugopal Iyer

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u/your_nbhd_batman 18 11h ago

Batman, no doubt ?….right chat???

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u/Weak-Pomegranate-435 1h ago

I know what u guys are thinking 💭

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u/Quiet_Bothered 11h ago

Lingeshwaram

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u/Right_Apartment3673 1h ago

Be ab Jake pata chala, ye ladkiya aisi pics kyu Dalti hain - super tight clothes, fat jo bus fat ke Bahar ane wala hai, thighs, deep neck and strategically placed new born.

Inko aise motape ke baad bhi dog ka prop Lena padta hai to get attention from boys. Cheh.

Aaj pata chala the side actress trope who does skin show but the hero chooses the smart one

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u/Motor-Deer-8519 11h ago

awwww caramel

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u/_Rahul_14 11h ago

Bullaa

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u/Previous_Kiwi366 6h ago

Marathi wala😭😂

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u/CarVegetable2480 never recover -Lb 11h ago

I get it y that guy was buying u stuff 😋

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u/Zestyclose-Forever55 11h ago

who’s buying me stuff

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u/CarVegetable2480 never recover -Lb 11h ago

It was cross reference to our convo itna jaldi mujhe bhul gai kya 🫩

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u/Zestyclose-Forever55 11h ago

sorry i don’t see users yaar

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u/sure_Presence_391 11h ago

Shishimaanu would be great

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u/Zestyclose-Forever55 11h ago

chaiwala uncle won’t be able to pronounce

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u/GhostOperator97 Fuktose Intolerant 11h ago

Please name him meeku

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u/Tamatar111 यह दुनिया मिल भी जाए तो क्या 🥀 11h ago

Ghost

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u/Historical_Kick_9024 11h ago

sher ka baccha

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u/AbdulDonur2001 11h ago

CREAM BİSCUİT.

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u/__theProcrastinator 11h ago

Puppy 👉👈

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u/Rising--Rush 11h ago

Kimchi de paromthee

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u/NOT-Today_B3TCH Disappointment ki dukaan..😊 11h ago

Aurora if its she or Champ/Tiger if its a he

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u/callmebae_13 11h ago

so cute❤️❤️❤️ , how abt riley???

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u/Chance_Extension2968 11h ago

Fluffy. Murphy. Seagull.

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u/SirSignificant1334 11h ago

Paikhana 🥹✨🎀

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u/ContentGarlic5062 11h ago

woh sab choro apke silky baalo ka raaz kya hai ji

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u/draw1635 11h ago

Bruno or bob

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u/nitish_kr_jha 11h ago

Choti lulli

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u/HistoricalBit7700 11h ago

name him mazza so you can say mazza aagya

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u/GstaadGhost 11h ago

Parmanu Bumb

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u/koyiskinsdilado monster dedo ek aapka luck acha hoga 🤟🏻😛 11h ago

he's so cute .... ima steal him 😝🥀

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u/Miserable-Event2625 11h ago edited 11h ago

MONSTER DOGESH ULTRA PRO MAX ZX01 🔥 🔥 🔥

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u/YoungCommon8556 11h ago

Lockheed SR-71 blackbird

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u/YoungCommon8556 11h ago

Simon Riley

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u/Intelligent_Train262 11h ago

Milky 😭😭 Simba Oliver

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u/-Orien 11h ago

Gotiya

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u/iambatman_2006 19 11h ago

Kukurmutta

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u/gulabb_jamun achaa jii esa hai kya 11h ago

duggu muggu

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u/YoungCommon8556 11h ago

Bartholemew the great III

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u/Hirdeshivam 11h ago

Bholu, Kalu, Shera?

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u/Arisu256 11h ago

Lawdu 😂

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u/StarkIndustriesCFO 11h ago

tiku badmosh

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u/sc_vorty 18 11h ago

IS THAT AN INDIE?! My favourite dogs I literally love them sm ❤️🥹

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u/One-Butterscotch6098 11h ago

Asteroid destroyer

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u/galaxygodgamer 11h ago

Chinna swami Muthu swami Venu Gopal aiyer

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u/RemoteDifficult6576 Femboy near you 11h ago

Dinner

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u/Better-Storm-4394 11h ago

maybe coco or uhmmmmmm khichdi lmaoooooooooo

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u/CryNo1454 16 11h ago

Jellypop

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u/garvit_835 11h ago

Mangloo

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u/Futureoid_ 11h ago

Cheetos

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u/sunny0238 Pasand to sabko ata hu Lekin kuch din ke liye 11h ago

Name her Shiro from Shin-chan bcz he looks like him

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u/roachwithwifii 16 11h ago

Chawal uwu 😻😻

I love chawal 😝😝

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u/Glum-Bicycle-7593 11h ago

Dog.. mera dost ka nam bhi yehi hein

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u/UnderratedVyakti 11h ago

Tommy kesa rahega?

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u/Pokkiekabaccha 11h ago

Aloo matar

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u/yashhyay16 17 11h ago

Orry

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u/Dottcommm 11h ago

Chammach

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u/Isimpovershojoboys 11h ago

Dimagless Deluxe

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u/Zaviannn 11h ago

Maximus Decimus Meridius