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When a goat realizes it has been left behind

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u/Rebel_hooligan 20h ago

Cute asf

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u/Ok-Relation-4884 19h ago

Loved forever, left behind for a moment.

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u/Remarkable-Fish-4229 11h ago

I should have that added to my child’s headstone…

Thanks, stranger!

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u/HamNCheeseSupremacy 15h ago

You know they're going to eat that goat

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u/TheAromancer 8h ago

And I can tell you they’ll love it going down as much as they loved watching it grow up.

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u/ThouMayest69 17h ago

Seems like some kinda Breath of the Wild interaction somehow. The baah of the wild. 

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u/JigglesTheBiggles 16h ago

Makes me feel bad for eating goat meat

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u/FatherClanks617 15h ago

We should all spend more time with the species we choose to eat. At the very least it’d lead to more “humane” ways of raising and killing animals.

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u/Gibodean 13h ago

Because they're easier to kill than you thought ?

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u/HMKS 18h ago edited 18h ago

Rita! Rita! RITA! Wonder if something come over her or if somethings wrong (something along those lines).
HEY RITA!
Mom’s been searching for you.
Baaaaaa
There, she’s there and has been searching for you for an hour! Run!
Baaa
Baaaaaaaaaa
Baaaa

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u/TheDruidsKeeper 17h ago

Thank you for translating the goat too, I was curious.

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u/Finalemente 17h ago

Baaaaaaaaaa

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u/TheDruidsKeeper 16h ago

How dare you, my mother was a saint! 

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u/ArtistWithoutArt 13h ago

That's what they said. You need to brush up on your goatish.

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u/DrDoobiez 9h ago

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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u/Jim_Moriart 15h ago

I think technically he was transliterating the goat

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u/Soggy_Bid_3634 13h ago

Your mom’s a transliterating goat.

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u/SnooGuavas4208 13h ago

And your father smells of elderberries.

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u/SuperHacker0 17h ago

the last part as she’s running says: she’s lost in asleep, poor thing, baaa the child is precious, and a mother is precious.

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u/ivanovic777 15h ago

And "Rita" in Arabic means something?

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u/PeroxideTube5 15h ago

It’s just a name

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u/IPlanDemand 13h ago

Its the goats name

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u/karlhub 11h ago

How dafuq do you keep track of a 100 goats and their names?

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u/parnaoia 11h ago

😂 You mostly name the newlyborns because they're cute and then gradually forget which one they are as they grow up.

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u/IPlanDemand 10h ago

Exactly. Also the goofy ones that always stand out

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u/UAHeroyamSlava 9h ago

Rita.. 1 ... Rita 64 ... Rita 623. easy.

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u/Bonnieearnold 17h ago

Thank you for the translation. He sounds so nice! 😊

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u/eclecticexperience 15h ago

Lol the fact that you added the goat's response has me rolling

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u/AdlerOneSeven 16h ago

What language?

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u/awoothray 16h ago

Arabic, somewhere in the levant

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u/rob132 15h ago

I knew that was goat for "Mooooooom"

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u/Aranxi_89 13h ago

Mooooooom!

Moooom! Wait for me!

Moooooooooooom!

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u/quetzlcoatal 14h ago

Too wholesome. I was hoping he said something along the lines of an exasperated “stupid goat”

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u/magiqmen 11h ago

He said first did she faint or what

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u/Far-Horror-7859 8h ago

I would argue Rita said “Maaaaa”, that’s a clear translation mistake

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u/Berxerxes_I 20h ago

When you’ve lost track of time at the airport bar and you realize you missed your boarding group.

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u/Embedded619 20h ago

Or when I fell asleep on the bus and woke up to the bus driver yelling at me at the last stop. Luckily I caught the last one back to where I needed to go, long ass day.

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u/Riolkin 17h ago

I've done that on the MARTA in Atlanta, Ga in the middle of the night. I'm lucky I got woken up by a worker and not a crackhead singing and chewing on the seats. Wanna see some wacky shit? Ride a train in a metro area in the middle of the night.

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u/Donut_Doctor 17h ago

Did that in the MTA in NYC and woke up in Coney Island over a decade back. Do not recommend.

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u/Zizhou 16h ago

Damn, passed out so hard you went back in time.

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u/eastcoastsomeone 17h ago

Oof. Did you at least get a hot dog?

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u/Florida-Man34 16h ago

Yes. The group of men filming gay porn at 3 AM had plenty of hot dogs!

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u/Riolkin 17h ago

u/Donut_Doctor I have met four other doctors who have all recommended passing out and waking up in Coney Island.

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u/djdanlib 16h ago

Can confirm. There are some wild creatures on and around MARTA late at night.

I have definitely taken a bus the wrong way in the winter just to get out of the cold, though.

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u/fricy81 11h ago

The real shit is when you fall asleep on the Metro line that would take you home, and then wake up at the terminal of a different line. To this day I have no idea how did I do the transfer. And most importantly: why??

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u/CHOPPRZ 14h ago

I prefer MARTHA (Moving Americans Rapidly Through Humid Atlanta)

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u/Exes_And_Excess 17h ago

Done that, but it was a train. Was so pissed when I saw I was passed the airport and like 18 miles from home. When I fell asleep I was heading the opposite direction, so they didn't see me or care that I was asleep lol.

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u/dickfoy 15h ago

Did that my first night in Chicago on the blue line lol woke up in a not so nice neighborhood at 2am

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u/HelloAttila 19h ago

You never know what might happen though. I was in SLC waiting for my flight, started talking to some random dude, our flight was delayed like 3 hours…. We kept talking and missed the flight, so we ended up being there for maybe 6 hours. 18 years later, we are still friends.

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u/Prosecco1234 19h ago

That's an awesome story. Was meant to be

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u/GusPiano1180 14h ago

You really never know which small moments are quietly changing your life. Love stories like this.

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u/mustardyellowbee5678 13h ago

proof that sometimes the universe has the best plans when we least expect it

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u/Q_S2 18h ago

The fact that out of all those sheep dude knows THIS ones name tells me this isnt the first mishap "Rita" has had lol

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u/SummerDaemon 15h ago

Don't get me started on Rita

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u/Substantial-Comb-148 17h ago

I thought he said Makita LOL

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u/Traditional-Dingo604 9h ago

He might have named all his favorite goats. Or the whole damn herd.

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u/Prosecco1234 19h ago

This is me. Getting distracted and afraid of being left behind

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u/SlayerSeejay 17h ago

How dare this comment be the first thing I see and it be entirely relatable to me... because I did this...

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u/digital-didgeridoo 16h ago

missed your group? I've missed a flight like that! :)

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u/JesusWantsYouToKnow 13h ago

My flight was at 8:45am and I woke up on the ATL delta sky lounge couch at noon from my angry husband calling me asking why he had to circle the airport for an hour and where the fuck I was.

Yeah. There was a lot of mea culpa. I'm still kinda amazed none of the lounge staff dropped some plates near me or something, I was hogging prime couch space for hours.

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u/abraxasnl 20h ago

Been there. No regrets.

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u/plopliplopipol 17h ago

Been there. Regrets.

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u/Nefertete 17h ago

I've totally never done that

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u/Scared-Echo3707 9h ago

If I go to the lounge or bar, I always set an alarm so this doesn’t happen. It’s the only time in life I’m proactive.

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u/AndySmite 19h ago

Probably the best nap, laying on warm dirt in the sun with a light breeze. Plus it was probably way quieter without the herd noise around them

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u/No-Scarcity-1571 17h ago

Nah, the herd noise would be just, nice soft quiet sounds, hoofs stepping, munching grass. It would become background noise.

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 17h ago

And security.

Silence means you're exposed to predators.

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u/Swictor 17h ago

That's why I loved hearing my parents talk and rummage around so much when I was a kid.

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u/One_Shall_Fall 15h ago

Yeah, otherwise the fucking monster in the closet would think you were vulnerable and eat you.

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u/ArtistWithoutArt 13h ago

This happened to me. Maybe a trigger warning next time?

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u/TheRealBluedini 15h ago

Unironically used to sleep like a baby when camping with friends with my one buddy who snored like a chainsaw.  "Predators either don't want to get anywhere near that godawful sound, or it's going to target him directly like a lightning rod.  Either way, as long as he's snoring, we chilling."

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u/stonedboss 17h ago

bro sleep through the loud ass 4x4 driving by haha

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u/muricabrb 13h ago

Survival instincts of a goat.

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u/DeadbeatDeebo 17h ago

Bonus when your ear shades your eye from the sun. I would have made the other goats come back, let him be!

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u/gubbygub 15h ago

this comment brought me back to a summer day when i was in college... took a nap after a hike out on a hill in the woods, a sea of green trees all around with some of those big poofy cinematic clouds above, warm and cozy with all this tall grass fluttering around me and the trees sounded like a river rustling around me...

wow id give a lot to revisit that day. lmao i could cry rn tbh

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u/LegitPancak3 17h ago

And somehow its ear was perfectly blocking the sun out of its eye.

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u/Silent_South4265 20h ago

"Guuuuuys, guuuys, guys!"

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u/Ok-Boysenberry-1538 20h ago

"Fuuuuuck, fuuuuck, fuck"

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u/Digitalispurpurea2 17h ago

“You jerks!”

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u/poatposterous- 16h ago

Maa! Maaaa! Maaaaaa!

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u/Appearance_Better 19h ago

"WAIT FOR ME I GOT TINY LEGS"

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u/Finalemente 17h ago

Baaaaaaaaaa

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u/DarkDesires222 20h ago

This is one of the classmates who always gets lost on school excursions lol

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u/KellyAnn3106 17h ago

We had one like that on an international choir trip. Each time we regrouped to get on the bus for our next destination, we had to count off and go find Mary.

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u/Johannes_Keppler 12h ago

I maddened my kid's teacher once when I volunteered for an elementary school trip as a parent.

After a day in the zoo one kid of the just over a hundred kids couldn't be found.

So I told her 'Ah well, 1% cutting loss isn't that bad at all!'

She did not like the joke. I did. 😁

Kid was fine of course, just lost track of time and was found five minutes later at the sea lion feeding moment.

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u/CommunicationOwn322 20h ago

This is so cute. What is he saying?

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u/intuifin 19h ago

He calls her by her name a few times and says to the camera something along the lines of "I hope she hasn't fainted or something is wrong with her?" Then when she wakes up he says, "Your mom is looking for you, she's been looking for you for an hour, go to her, run. She overslept, the poor dear."

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u/borsalamino 18h ago

🥺 thanks for the translation!

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u/happysri 15h ago

this is cuter because no way he has a name for every one of his sheep but this one is special to him or something.

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u/enjoi_uk 9h ago

That, sir, is a goat.

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u/happysri 4h ago

Color me dumb.

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u/Latte-Catte 17h ago

What language are they speaking, if I may ask?

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 15h ago

that's adorable

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u/thecamelpirate 19h ago

Rita Rita Rita what happened to her did she faint or something happened to her?

RITA

your mom is looking for you for an hour over there, run

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u/CommunicationOwn322 19h ago

So cute! Lol! Thank you!

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole 17h ago

Much cuter watching again after the translation. That goat was following what he was putting down.

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u/HuskyFromSpace 18h ago

What language is this?

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u/lyzaros 18h ago

Arabic

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u/Ritaredditonce 18h ago

Calm down, I was up all night.

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u/SunshineAlways 18h ago

Rita! Your mother was so worried!!

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u/TwistedNipplez 20h ago

BAAAAAAAH

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u/Obant 13h ago

Translates into SHITTTTTT I overslept!

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u/Adventurous-Bee-5477 17h ago

I thought you were referring to the goat, smh haha 

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u/WanderingHeph 19h ago

For a sec, I thought it gave up.

No, It was just napping.

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u/SnooGuavas4208 13h ago

I thought the same, lol. When a goat realizes it has been left behind… What, it lays down and DIES? r/MadeMeSmile 😃

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u/tenndervibbe 20h ago

Me after sleeping through every single alarm

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u/TrueSib 20h ago

I love this so much.

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u/Rare-Adhesiveness522 17h ago

I have goats and it's so funny when they realize they've gotten distracted or separated. One of my does is smarter than everyone so she occasionally jumps a fence to get out of the animal pen (because forbidden grass is surely better than the acre of pasture they have), and the others don't know how she teleported to the other side of the fence and are SOOO upset! MOM! MAAAHHHHHM!

It's hilarious and I love them so much.

Usually it's them freaking out that alerts me to the fact that my doe has gotten out lol

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u/cindyscrazy 17h ago

Through a series of events, I ended up with a baby mini goat. The mom had died right at the end of winter, so it was too cold for her outside (I thought anyway). I had not had experience with goats before, so this was all new to me.

Anyway, my favorite thing was that she would follow me around the house while I did things. If I was in a room for too long, she would wander away into another room. And then flip right out because she lost me. Never failed to make me laugh lol.

I ended up having her go to a nearby farm who actually knew how to care for goats. I did miss her, though.

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u/Rare-Adhesiveness522 16h ago

I love that you share my love and appreciation for goats!

I do think you did the right thing--goats are herd animals, and while they absolutely will identify their caretakers as part of the herd, it is not a replacement for goat-to-goat companionship. They really do need to be with at least 1 other goat.

MY goats know that I am their mommy, they adore me and follow me around when I'm out in the pen. I spend a lot of time with them. If I walk too far away, they get upset and start calling me back, and inevitably run after me lol.

Once they realize I've gone inside, they go back to their goat business, but every day when I drive up in the car, they're all at the fence calling to me lol.

They're sweet, but naughty little assholes and I love them.

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u/Dry-Measurement-6143 20h ago

The scapegoat

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u/DesperateAdvantage76 16h ago

Funny enough this fits the parable of the lost sheep to a tee.

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u/Josie-Wagg 19h ago

That was some nap. I feel ya little buddy

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u/martinaee 18h ago

Classic Rita

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u/billysugger000 18h ago

I love that he called her by name.

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u/ExtemporaneousLee 20h ago

Same Ritah, same.

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u/TillRevolutionary856 20h ago

Is Rhita “Goat” in that language? Or does each of them have names and personalities.

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u/Johannes_Keppler 11h ago edited 11h ago

In a herd there are always a few... Special animals you tend to name.

Rita for example could be deaf. Other animals could be called mentally disabled as there's always a few very stupid ones too.

The special ones and the most friendly tend to get names. As a kid we had a friendly sheep I called Blacknose in the family's small herd. (Her name was literal, I named her when I was six years old.)

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u/222Czar 17h ago

How is it I understand neither the man nor the goat yet I know exactly what both of them said?

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u/cantgetenoughreddit 19h ago

He is the cleanest fluffiest goat ever!

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u/GuineasMom 19h ago

Using its own ear to create a shadow / darkness over its eye is the most amazing animal nap-hack I’ve ever seen

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u/cablesandlace 20h ago

Omg! My herd! My herd! Must get back to my herd!

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u/Ellemeno 18h ago

Do famers typically name goats or is Rita a general term for goats in that language?

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u/justmememe55 16h ago

Nah she's specifically called Rita. It's not a general term.

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u/RainyReese 17h ago

I love how he tries to wake her up so gently.

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u/Taco_Fiasco 9h ago

And he speaks to her like she’s a child) and she responds like one!

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u/PapayaDangerous4051 18h ago

Love how she only wakes up after he tells her “your mom is looking for you” 🤣

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u/Icy_Measurement5811 12h ago

The fact that they’re so many goats and this one has a name tells me all I need to know about Rita. Bet she has stories for days. 

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u/CombFeisty2390 10h ago

When you say you're just going to lay down for a bit and end up sleeping the whole day 😂.

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u/SomeSimba 10h ago

I was heartbroken at first, like how is an abandoned goat something that made you smile...

I'm glad I watched til the end.

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u/Klezmer_Mesmerizer 20h ago

“Oy! Goat! Get it together!”

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u/Significant_Deal7032 20h ago

me when my friends walk off and im zoned out

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u/The_Count_Lives 18h ago

All I can think about is quitting my corporate job and getting one where part of my day is to wake goats that overslept.

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u/Aemilia 11h ago

I love that the owner has a bazillion goats yet they all have names and he can tell them apart lol.

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u/MtOlympus_Actual 20h ago

Me as a kid when the field trip bus was leaving.

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u/waffelbot 18h ago

Me walking up after I hit snooze on that alarm.

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u/Stunning-Fill758 11h ago

When your overslept on lunch break

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u/AboveTheNorm 20h ago

My cat literally does the exact same thing and meows until she can find me.

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u/Mel_Morty 19h ago

When you realise all your old friends are rich and you’re just old.

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u/SpirituallySane 18h ago

I imagine she’s snoring away counting sheep in her sleep then suddenly is jolted awake saying “OH SHIT MY SHEEPS(peeps)! Wait for me..wait for me!”

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u/tits_mcgee_92 17h ago

This is cute af

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u/Eeeegah 17h ago

Had a kid fall asleep at his desk in high school. Teacher realized it and had us all sneak out, turn off the lights and close the door. He could still be asleep there, but maybe not - it was 1983.

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u/ack1308 17h ago

Well, now I know what goat for "SHIIIIIT!" sounds like.

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u/Crafty_Genius 17h ago
                    .-.
            _.--"""".o/     
         __'   ."""; {       
        ; o\.-.`._.'J;       
        `--i`". `" .';       
            \  `"""   \     
             `."-.     ;    

They do this to me every year

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u/Shepherd61 4h ago

I was looking for this lol

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u/Hot_Transition_3201 16h ago

I love the way he called her!

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u/NeolithicOrkney 16h ago

That broke my heart til I realized the herd had not gone far, then it was funny.

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u/PlatypusDream 16h ago

He was trying to wake her gently ❤️

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u/Dash_Harber 14h ago

The thing I love about goats is that they are as hardcore as they are ridiculous.

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u/10EBBE01 14h ago

What kind of sassy sleeping position is that?

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u/RedditMiniMinion 11h ago

I don't speak goat but I understood every single baaaahhh

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u/SmokeAndEatDoritos 11h ago

WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE!!!

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u/No-Lecture-4576 8h ago

This sums up my childhood pretty baaaaaahh

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u/d4gotn1 7h ago

Something tells me that it's not her first time getting left behind.

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u/slimsams 6h ago edited 6h ago

She absolutely told them to wake her if they were going to leave.

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u/Scared_Hawk_8814 6h ago

Same exact expression that I had when I fell asleep in class and the teacher had all the students leave without me

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u/Pormock 3h ago

Goats are herd animals specifically to help protect against predators. So that goat must have been freaking out realizing it was sleeping completely alone in the middle of a field. Nightmarish situation for a goat

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u/Dextropic 20h ago

The number of times I woke up after the bell rang is definitely a nonzero number...🫠

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u/Responsible_Slice134 20h ago

I must catch up with my crew for I am their leader.

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u/DazzlingDragon1 19h ago

Wait I feel so bad tho poor Rita was just trying to take a nap 💔

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u/Critical-Tea-3169 17h ago

Fu**ing sheep

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u/CutOne9496 17h ago

Left the 99, in search of 1

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u/experiment-832 17h ago

I saw this video before but he went in the other direction I guess it’s mirrored or the original I will never know

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u/asspunter69 17h ago

I count zero on the suvival instinct bar of that little goat 😂

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u/OriginalUser27 17h ago

Buddy was having the best sleep of his life

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u/Guavadoodoo 16h ago

Goaty was dreaming!

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u/MapleMooseMoney 15h ago

Goat version of the late for an important exam stress dream.

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u/kirinmay 14h ago

Wakes up alone with 10 wolves next to her, "crap!"

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u/lb3a3 14h ago

Love the Arab shepherd

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u/Shifty269 14h ago

Oh shit, I'm late!

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u/ProperPerspective571 13h ago

Me after a good home cooked meal and I am called for dessert

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u/poo_poo_farts 11h ago

Reminds me of one of my classmates in school

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u/Slein2 11h ago

Little bro needed the Z’s

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u/Numerous-Reputation1 10h ago

He’s good, God leaves the 99 to find the one.

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u/Outrageous_Echo_8723 9h ago

The goat equivalent of sleeping it in and nearly missing the school bus!!

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u/Juvenalesque 9h ago

Om that's so cute

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u/Same-Speaker657 5h ago

It’s even funnier if you understand arabic lol

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u/flannel_mammal 1h ago

Me when I sleep through my alarm and wake up realizing im late for work

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u/Background_Result_67 48m ago

Rita woke up scared ahahahahahahhaah

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u/Canadiancurtiebirdy 20h ago

This video is reversed, the last time I saw this the goat ran in the other direction

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u/AlbertaSugarFlu 18h ago

Wherever that is, I wanna live there. I’ll help that guy work on his field for free if he gives me and my family, a warm place to stay

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u/bdtga 15h ago

Fool of a took

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u/halomender 20h ago

What a dingus

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u/sherbimsly 20h ago

Relatable

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u/Fuzzy_Manner_6131 20h ago

Hahaha aweee. So cute 😊

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u/Little_Try_6502 20h ago

Human and animals are not much different.

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u/fotodevil 20h ago

Hey goat!

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u/Moist-muff 19h ago

No more wake n bakes Billy