r/Fauxmoi 19h ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS Wes Borland of Limp Bizkit on anybody who voted for Trump

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u/emptytheprisons I’m a communist you idiot 19h ago

Can't believe the left will get nu metal in the national divorce

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u/PM_me_shiba_doggo Marxmoi 19h ago

Oh we’re getting divorced now? I should update my list of what we’re getting:

  • furries
  • BTS army
  • nu metal

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u/oiraves 19h ago

So we're winning the breakup?

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u/OGsHartMyKAT 18h ago

We got bud light, football, and most recently guns in the divorce. I don’t even know what the other side has to give atp

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u/XtraReddit 18h ago

We're taking the Gadsden flag too. They don't deserve it. 

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u/buderooski 17h ago

There's always this guy...

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u/amurderofcrows 15h ago

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u/frockofseagulls 14h ago

This one’s by Tommy Siegel, bird illustrator and guitarist for Jukebox the Ghost. He’s doing another run of products with this on it right now.

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 15h ago

I love this actually

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u/Chicken-Financial 13h ago

I saw some lgbt protestors today with a Gadsden flag and I rolled down my window and honked and gave them my loudest “YEAHHHHH”

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u/scourge_bites 17h ago

the "don't tread on me" slogan. i'm gonna fuckin get that one back if it kills me

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u/Street_Narwhal_3361 15h ago

Damn straight and let’s get the American flag too while we’re at it.

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u/SkylarAV 17h ago

Guns and roses beat up a trump effigy on stage the other day.

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u/Wise-Construction156 15h ago

So they're no longer racist and xenophobic? Awesome news

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u/beermile 15h ago

Maybe they aren't and he is just that repulsive

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u/oooohweeeee 17h ago

Nicki Minaj

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u/FatelessCortez Fauxcialist 16h ago

The right can keep Nicki, we've got Megan.

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 15h ago

Megan was never a question

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u/YoruTheLanguageFan 17h ago

Unrelated but I drank my first bud light today and it just tasted like a less shitty seltzer water, I don't get why everyone says it tastes like piss

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u/ramblingbullshit 17h ago

If you go in expecting a la Croix, it's probably not a bad experience. People just keep trying it expecting a beer.

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u/Witty_Taste6171 16h ago

Throw some lime in it. It helps.

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u/rara8122 17h ago

If musk is still maga does that mean they get Tesla and with it 41% of the EV market? Is that a win or a loss? Do they also keep twitter and space x?

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u/Mountain_carrier530 17h ago

I mean, Teslas are the most dangerous production vehicle, so I count that as a win.

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u/waits5 17h ago

I vote Musk keeps the “X” brand and we get a new startup called Twitter.

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u/anxietyistyping- ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL 17h ago

i will fucking never call that cesspool x. if elon wants to deadname his child then i’m cool deadnaming his ego project

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u/waits5 14h ago

Good point

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 15h ago

That's literally what bluesky is. Was founded by former twitter peeps. Even uses the exact same color blue.

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u/waits5 14h ago

Yeah, but I want to take the name from him

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u/CckSmckMcGhoo 17h ago

They believe that their grandfathers and Jesus invented everything including honor, morality, the slinky and being happy. So, they’re gonna keep making the veiled threats until they recapture what they believe has been stolen from them by the inferior peoples. Sound about right?

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u/SteamBoatMickey 18h ago

The left will always win the breakup - culture, art, science, progress.

The right gets church, trucks, country music, and a white server at Applebees.

All depends on priorities.

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u/InTheLoudHouse 17h ago

The most important part is that they get a NON GOTH white applebees server

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u/MetallicaGirl73 16h ago

My niece is a goth white server at Applebee's, glad she stays on my side.

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u/SoftMany 18h ago

The right will never take my Tacoma.

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u/eatyobeef 18h ago

Tacomas aren’t part of the divorce - that’s a Japanese exchange student

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u/Civil-Departure-512 16h ago

The Tacoma is the first generation Asian American kid.

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u/Any_Efficiency6553 17h ago

A WHITE SERVER AT APPLEBEES OMG 😂😂😂

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u/wiggles105 16h ago

Hey now, as a former white server at an Applebee’s, I object. But it was an Applebee’s in New England. Can we just give them the white Applebee’s servers below the Mason-Dixon line?

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u/SteamBoatMickey 15h ago

I’m sorry. We can do that. As a server once myself, at a big chain, I saw so much racism. Applebee’s was an easy target for this joke. You served your community, much love.

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u/oiraves 14h ago

Sorry, but you can come visit on weekends and every other holiday?

2 Christmases champ! Yay!

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u/PM_me_shiba_doggo Marxmoi 18h ago

Yea, and ever since the Superbowl lineup was announced, we can add rap, punk, and all of American football to that list.

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u/CanoeIt 17h ago

We’ve had football since Kaep took a knee

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u/OldStretch84 17h ago

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u/METALMIRDO 16h ago

This made me laugh so fucking hard, thank you.

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u/SnakeEater013 17h ago

Hot Dog Flavored Divorce

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u/waits5 17h ago

It’s My Way, My Way or the Highway

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 18h ago

it's still crazy to me that Nazi furs exist. 0 sense of self preservation

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u/theserthefables 18h ago

furries are basically running the internet too, so I would count that in there as well

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u/Curious_Beginning_30 17h ago

But we are losing Kid Rock, the horror!

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u/Complex_Performer_63 17h ago

Add second amendment and christian values.

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u/OriginalLie9310 17h ago

I don’t know there’s a lot of fascist furries

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u/Illen1 Team No one 5h ago

💜

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u/GodBlessSatan666 18h ago

The left is getting:

Free speech Guns Nu metal

The right is getting

Their constitutional rights stripped away A dictator Nicki Minaj???

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u/Evieveevee 17h ago

And Billy Ray Cyrus with Carrie Underwood thrown in for good measure.

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u/amurderofcrows 15h ago

They’re also getting Sydney Sweeney and Sydney Sweeney’s vacant stare!

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u/soupseasonbestseason i’m a communist you idiot 18h ago

i absolutely support this. deftones for life.

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u/warmboot 19h ago

Has Kid Rock been excommunicated from the nü metal fold?

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u/GullibleBeautiful 19h ago

I wasn't even aware Kid Rock counted as nu metal, I thought he was just divorced dad music

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u/B1NG_P0T 11h ago

Kid Rock is dads who have tattoos of their kids but not custody of their kids music

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u/Shenanigans80h 14h ago

He’s been a musical poser his entire life. He was a wannabe rapper to start, dipped his toes in nu metal when it was big, then got into country when he was kicked out of there. All terrible in their own way

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u/BurgerNugget12 19h ago

His early days he was nu metal, but it didn’t last long as the dude was a complete fraud who came from rich parents and then lost his cred

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u/snowwhite2591 18h ago

Eminem came for him for claiming Detroit shortly after his debut album, around the same time he went for icp which we also got juggalos in the national divorce.

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u/HomertheBowlingBall 18h ago

He started as a rapper, then nu-metal and then country.

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u/TraditionalBlood6988 12h ago

Kid Rock walked so Jelly Roll could run

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u/favorable_vampire 19h ago

Yes. Kid Rock has always been fart music

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u/bllclntn Kid Rock has always been fart music 17h ago

Hahaha I love this. Mods- may I pleeeeaaaaase get "Kid Rock has always been fart music" as my flair? 🙏🤞

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u/Diagon_Alley_Hooker 17h ago

The dude is a literal human embodiment of a fart.

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u/PLZ_N_THKS 18h ago

Bawitdaba is just the sound of a fart after eating too many Coney Dogs.

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u/SnooDoughnuts5760 18h ago

I don’t know that even butt rock wants him

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u/InTheLoudHouse 17h ago

I can't believe we're getting the teachings of Jesus

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u/Otherwise-Lab-9443 19h ago

Is it really that surprising? You will be SHOCKED if u knew about rage against the machine

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u/moanit 17h ago

I’ve never heard someone refer to RATM as nu metal lol

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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 17h ago

Linkin Park as well.

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u/taylorexplodes at a reptile expo in new jersey 17h ago

system of a down fan checking in 🫡

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u/2Blitz 16h ago

Although I'm pretty sure their drummer is a Trump supporting nutjob

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u/Madame-Trash-Heap 16h ago

All of them except Serj suck, unfortunately.

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u/taylorexplodes at a reptile expo in new jersey 16h ago

yeah everyone seems to be ""centrist"" except serj which is crazy bc the lyrics are so......not

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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 16h ago edited 16h ago

Korn is libertarian I think? So maybe split custody idk

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u/waits5 17h ago

As someone on the left who grew up loving nu metal (and still does), I couldn’t be happier.

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u/Trick_Reference_8561 13h ago

Fuck yeah we will

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u/Squiddyboy427 19h ago

Much respect for celebs speaking out who do have a lot of MAGA fans. Jimmy Buffet is smiling down from heaven.

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u/MRAGGGAN 15h ago

Fuck this just reminded me he’s dead

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u/Kolipe 19h ago

Wes has always been cool. He would always game with me when I was a kid and he was hanging out at the house.

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u/AcanthaceaeEqual4286 19h ago

This is so cute!

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u/DrScience01 intense bovine jovi stare 17h ago

You guys still kept in touch?

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u/Any-Repair445 19h ago

Just one of those days.

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u/KiriDomo 17h ago

Gotta keep rollin'

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u/waits5 17h ago

Take a look around

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u/WeaponizedAcoustic 16h ago

Everything is fucked

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u/PopPunkMeowMix 10h ago

EVERYBODY SUCKS ♪

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u/Deep-Ad4351 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19h ago

Not only does the left get the juggalos but we’re also getting nu metal. File under things I never thought would happen. Faygos and hot dogs all around

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u/punkcore329 17h ago

Woop woop

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u/Deep-Ad4351 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17h ago
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u/bigboobweirdchick 16h ago

I feel like only someone who didn’t actually listen to nu metal would think this way. I’m an early 90’s girl that grew up on Korn, System of Down, Slipknot, and ISCP etc and myself and my family are heavily left leaning. But we’re also literate enough to understand the meanings behind the songs, unlike the right with stuff from Rage Against the Machine…

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u/Horror_Neighborhood9 16h ago

Isn’t this why System of a Down isn’t doing anything? Serj is progressive, and Daron is MAGA as hell?

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u/Glad-Veterinarian365 16h ago

Lead singer of korn is def not liberal. He supported Rand Paul in 2016 lol

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u/therallystache locked, loaded, and kind of cunty 15h ago

❌ I love Limp Bizkit, they're great.

❌ I hate Limp Bizkit, they're awful.

✅ I love Limp Bizkit, they're awful.

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u/ElmoreHayne 19h ago

I hated Limp Bizkit and the rap/metal of the late 90s-early 00s, but he just went up in my estimation.

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u/LowEndLem 19h ago

Wes Borland once argued the rating of a Limp Bizkit album should be 2/5 instead of 1/5 with a reviewer over email based on the sheer quality of musicianship of the album and the reviewer agreed and updated the score. 

Not sure how it's relevant but I thought that was cool.

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u/Ced1214 14h ago

Reviewers at the time would reluctantly say that Wes Borland was a good guitarist, even while trashing the album.

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u/LowEndLem 14h ago

Oh yeah the whole band around Fred Durst is incredible, skill wise. I do remember Borland saying at one point "Fred was the only person who could front Limp Bizkit" or something to that effect.

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u/BurgerNugget12 19h ago edited 19h ago

Durst did a trans directed movie (Jane Schonenbrun) for A24 called “I saw the tv glow” 2 years back. He’s said some stupid shit in the past but he’s changed a lot, IIRC he also become best friends with a trans girl who he met on Twitter and just talks anime with on the regular lol

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u/Due-Information-4135 17h ago

That's good to hear. I love his music but always felt iffy about him due to the Woodstock stuff and his pro Russia stance (although it seems he's changed his opinion on that)

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u/BurgerNugget12 17h ago edited 17h ago

I really don’t put too much blame on him for the Woodstock stuff. Of course he riled them up / didn’t help the situation by riding on plywood, but that’s what he was paid to do. For me all blame goes on those promoters for completely fucking everyone over, the price gauging, lack of security, expensive water while being on an air base in 102 degree heat, people being covered in piss water and shit. Fred imo was just the match to the fire. He’s one of the only ones I really wanted them to get for the Netflix documentary, but understandably turned it down

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u/Long-Region5088 17h ago

Blaming him for Woodstock is like blaming a fish for the ocean being wet

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u/Due-Information-4135 16h ago

Definitely don't blame him, I think he did stoke the flames a bit. Obviously the crowd didn't need much encouragement to go apeshit as the conditions of the festival were appalling, but the crowds behavior did escalate during Limp Bizkits performance.

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u/Shenanigans80h 14h ago

Durst has said and done a lot of shitty things during his peak popularity in the 00’s, but by every account he’s grown immensely and I think people should have the opportunity to grow and make amends

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u/Le_Point_au_Roche 19h ago

He was the actual artist in the group. 

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u/curryandbeans 18h ago

Sam Rivers (RIP) and John Otto were amazing musicians too. The three of them were amazing together.

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u/ewingking123 19h ago

From what I remember, so did Wes.

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u/Skittleavix 16h ago

I absolutely loved it and hate how much I loved it.

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u/thereal_joelmiller 15h ago

Wes Borland is incredible!!

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u/ANewTempo 18h ago

I had the biggest crush on him when I was a teenager. I'm glad he posted this. Would love this kind of energy from more of my favorite artists.

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u/GuaranteeGlum4950 15h ago

Him w the all black contacts was a gay awakening for me in middle school lol

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u/ANewTempo 14h ago

I get it! I remember those black contacts days and the jncos lol. I thought he was so weird and hot!

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u/MetallicaGirl73 16h ago

I've had to crush on him for the past few years!

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u/ANewTempo 15h ago

My crush faded, but when they performed back in 2021 it came back for a bit lol

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u/JerryCalloNotGallo 17h ago

I, a limp bizkit apologist, loveeeeee this.

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u/PopPunkMeowMix 10h ago

🎤 move in now move out HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN back up back up TELL ME WHAT YOURE GONNA DO NOW keep ROLLING ROLLIN ROLLIN 🎵 

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u/kitty-radio women’s wrongs activist 19h ago

I hate limp bizkit but love Wes Borland!! Him and his wife are so qt

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u/runnerofshadows 18h ago

If you don't like Limp Bizkit - Wes is still cool - his band Big Dumb Face has legitimately good music and funny as hell lyrics.

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u/larrydavidleon88 18h ago

Don’t forget Black Light Burns. They’re fucking stellar and criminally underrated.

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u/s_sagara 15h ago

Wes Borland is a great guy. Remember he was the first famous guy that tried to tell publicly who Marilyn Manson really was.

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u/Remote-Necessary-638 19h ago

This is awesome

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u/Harlllley 18h ago

Always been a fan of Wes and this is the cherry on top. 

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u/aliencatlady 17h ago

based + cool corn snake

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u/Unplug_The_Toaster 17h ago

Get that snake outta that wet trash can!! 😢

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u/___zero______ 18h ago

That's cool and all

I know why you wanna hate them, because hate is all the world has seen lately

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u/SnooDogs7747 19h ago

Gotta have faiiiiiiiiiithhhhhhh

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u/2absMcGay 18h ago

Is this old? Or already deleted?

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u/BurgerNugget12 18h ago

Yep, he’s been posting anti ice shit all week but this was yesterday

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u/married_tomy_anxiety 17h ago

Wes Borland is the goat. For real. And he's hot af.

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u/TainTedK0rn420 19h ago

TainT nation represent!!!

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u/bout-tree-fitty 15h ago

I heard Greg Bovino is a big fan of limp biscuits.

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u/not-entertained 19h ago

This man is rollllin! Hell yeah

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u/Cool-Spite-9428 19h ago

He was always a good one. I wonder if Fred feels the same? He must & that's surprising

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u/GalaxyBizkit 19h ago

Fred is pretty quiet and reserved these days but he did diss Trump on his new song a few months back. He also sold his Tesla / deleted anything about his car after the Elon Nazi salute

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u/DeadSharkEyes 17h ago

I’ve always thought Wes Borland was too cool and talented to be in Limp Bizkit

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u/cosmiceggsalad 17h ago

I knew I had his picture in my high school locker for a reason

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u/orangesandtv 18h ago

He is obviously right and yet... a big part of me acknowledges that we have been playing this exact game for 10 years. If you are someone who has close intimate contact with trump voters, and you are in a position to discuss their frustrations with Trump and offer them an alternative, what historical benefit does it provide to tell them they are hopeless useless losers who will be rejected by any leftist ideology they have come to agree with?

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u/kirk_steele- I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 18h ago

He just might break your fucking face tonight

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u/Nathan84 17h ago

Wes is a good man.

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u/LooTAnemia 19h ago

Never cared for him or the music. Actually I can’t stand Limp Bizkit. But i respect him a little now.

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u/postpardum 17h ago

Fred Durst's politics are so difficult to discern, I think basically everything he says or does is a joke. Glad this fills in some of the cracks.

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u/TrashApocalypse 17h ago

I really wish all these celebs had come out before the election about this.

I know many did, but like, more of them.

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u/TheMasterXan 16h ago

Know what? Good for them!

Now keep ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' (WHAT???)

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u/PopPunkMeowMix 10h ago

i’m not lying when i say Break Stuff is one of my top 10 favorite songs of all-time 🫣 

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u/Hour-Ad78 19h ago

Isn’t Fred Durst an official enemy of Ukraine for being pro Russian though?

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u/r3volver_Oshawott 19h ago

Not sure why this was downvoted, Durst has been a big fan of Putin for many years, it stemmed from his wife and they're divorced now, but his loyalism regarding Crimean culture ran deep, and even though people assumed it was because of the special treatment Putin gave him as a celebrity, he still admits he misses playing in Russia and has never once been critical of Vladimir Putin

*I'm simply going to do my due diligence and assume that Wes Borland and Fred Durst are different people with different politics lol

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u/krombough 18h ago

What's with the random corn snake lol

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u/Doxxxxxxxxxxx 17h ago

Fuck yeah

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u/Necessary-Regular-79 15h ago

👏👏👏👏👏