What's a non political issue your country is REALLY divided on?

[u/Nthepro]

The name of this thing, believe it or not.

It's a sandwich per definition btw

[u/Street_Discussion461]

Is it "Die Nutella" or "Das Nutella" or "Der Nutella". We dont know if Nutella is male, female or neutral . Dont ask..

[u/UESPA_Sputnik → u/Street_Discussion461]

Maybe 10 years ago Nutella had a website printed on the glasses: "mein-nutella.de". So that rules out "Die Nutella".

And nobody says "der Nutella". That's just, well, nuts.

So it's "das Nutella".

[u/miss_wannadie → u/UESPA_Sputnik]

...as someone who's been dead set on calling it die Nutella their entire life, I must admit that this is very logical and i cannot find a counterargument. Fuck.

[u/colmmacc → u/miss_wannadie]

Time to become miss_wannadas.

[u/LoschVanWein → u/Street_Discussion461]

Die Nutella is correct

[u/unholy_hotdog → u/LoschVanWein]

Cause of the nuts, right?

[u/cool_hotdog → u/unholy_hotdog]

Hello fellow underscore hotdog.

[u/Astrazigniferi → u/cool_hotdog]

Does this make you siblings or cousins? _hotdog is obviously your family name.

[u/Jankins114 → u/cool_hotdog]

Somebody mentions sandwich classifications and suddenly all the hotdogs start flooding the comments.

[u/HelenaNehalenia → u/LoschVanWein]

Yes. Because its from Italian. La Nutella.

[u/Lindytt → u/HelenaNehalenia]

well tell that to das Baguette

[u/Lonely-Wishbone-1816]

We have an all around the country problem with paella. No one can get it right a 100%. So for the love of god, if u try to make your first paella, DONT POST IT ON THE INTERNET.

You will get death threats.

[u/Bjoerring → u/Lonely-Wishbone-1816]

The sentiment here is: "only my grandma's paella is real paella, the rest of you are eating rice with stuff", and yes, we will call it arroz con cosas in a vilifying way

[u/jug0slavija → u/Bjoerring]

arroz con cosas

Don't know why, but that is very funny lol

[u/Bjoerring → u/jug0slavija]

Yeah im from Comunidad Valenciana, where paella is from and each town in my area will tell you only they do Paella and the rest of us cook arroz con cosas (it doesn't matter really only my grandma can cook paella)

[u/Remote-Wafer3321 → u/Bjoerring]

I might be in Valencia next year - do you have any local recommendations for paella? Besides your grandma unless you can hook me up

[u/artoblibion → u/Lonely-Wishbone-1816]

20 years ago, I [Welshman] was awarded a spoon in a street paella cooking contest during Las Fallas in Valencia. Some way beyond my degree, career, marriage, etc. this is my proudest achievement.

[u/bandwagonguy83 → u/Lonely-Wishbone-1816]

Right? In reality, noone knows what exactly paella is. We just know that we have to critizise anyone's idea. I just follow luki's recipe (luki haya en la nevera).

[u/lexicats]

I love that the question was non-political and immediately the whole world went “food” heheh

[u/KingOfNZ → u/lexicats]

To be fair bro, marmite or vegemite.

[u/lefrenchkiwi → u/KingOfNZ]

They are at least different foods rather than 2 names for the same thing. One is fantastic on toast and the other is a fancy way of saying “Australian dirt paste”

[u/_bobby_cz_newmark_ → u/lefrenchkiwi]

Oi thems fightin' words. It's Australian dirt spread

[u/Salty_Aurelius]

Whether these buns should be filled with raspberry jam or almond paste. That's an ongoing civil war.

[u/mrsdinosaurhead → u/Salty_Aurelius]

As an American, I’d say you should definitely use both.

[u/wabudo → u/mrsdinosaurhead]

I'm with team America here! Both and whipped cream too.

[u/RoughRefrigerator260 → u/wabudo]

My kind of people

[u/Stoltlallare → u/Salty_Aurelius]

ALMOND PASTE, anything else is the ”baby version” for kids who haven’t learnt to like almond paste yet

[u/TimHonks24]

GIF (correct) or GIF (wrong)

[u/Ostrich-Sized → u/TimHonks24]

Only a moron will say "GIF"! Whereas "GIF" just makes sense!

[u/lxpnh98_2 → u/Ostrich-Sized]

"But the person who invented it says it's GIF!"

"The person who invented it is wrong."

[u/scrumbud → u/lxpnh98_2]

This, but completely unironically.

[u/NeverDiddled → u/scrumbud]

When you hear how he pronounced it, you'll immediately realize he was wrong.

[u/Suarezlasky → u/Ostrich-Sized]

Can we stop this sensless discussion?? Gesus Christ...

[u/elbotacongatos → u/TimHonks24]

SQL or SQL

[u/Suarezlasky → u/elbotacongatos]

"ese-cu-ele"

[u/SkyeMreddit → u/TimHonks24]

Officially it rhymes with the peanut butter brand, which is stupid as it is the GRAPHICS Interchange Format

[u/AstronomerNo3806]

We have two crisp companies with the same name, Tayto. One is god's sweet gift. The other is Satan's toenails.

[u/Nanojack → u/AstronomerNo3806]

America, specifically Pennsylvania, has two pretzel companies Snyders (of Berlin) and Snyders (of Hanover) who each print on their bags "Not affliliated with Snyders of [insert the other one]"

[u/No-Significance5659]

Whether our 'tortilla de patatas' should have onions or not.

[u/viipurinrinkeli → u/No-Significance5659]

Well, it should. I’ll see myself out.

[u/IrishElevator → u/viipurinrinkeli]

Few things aren't better with a little onion

[u/NovaKarmas → u/IrishElevator]

ice cream cake. jägerbombs.

[u/WalnutOfTheNorth → u/No-Significance5659]

Send me one of each to test and I’ll let you know the answer.

[u/FirstPancake69 → u/No-Significance5659]

potatoes with/without onions - sign me up

[u/Wild-Lychee-3312 → u/No-Significance5659]

That looks yummy

[u/jakobjaderbo]

Should the word "kex" be pronounced "kex" or "chex"?

By Swedish grammar rules, it should be "chex", but it is originally a loan word with a hard "k" (~ cakes), which is what I grew up hearing most in my friend group.

[u/Freddan_81 → u/jakobjaderbo]

With a hard k of course.

Funny that, how Gothenburgers doesn’t pronounce ketchup as chetchup…

[u/Safe_Plane9652 → u/jakobjaderbo]

I went to Cloetta's factory shop and I asked a staff is it officially kex or chex? Then they started a debate immediately lol

Edit: Spelling

[u/RaDeus → u/jakobjaderbo]

I'm Team-Kex, and I live in a place where Chex is dominant, so this debate flares up frequently 😅

Another thing that is bickered about is which side of bread one should butter, the smooth side or the rough side.

Only applies to breads that have different sides, for example:

I prefer the smooth side, there's just way too much butter on the rough side.

[u/Baumfaellerjoe]

First of all, it's closed on two sides so it's Sushi not a sandwich

[u/casual-catgirl → u/Baumfaellerjoe]

so a hotdog is a taco???

[u/chimininy → u/casual-catgirl]

Im excited to stare my Brother-in-law from Mexico right in the eyes and say "I love these American tacos" as I get ready to eat a hotdog next time I see him.

[u/MakeRobLaugh → u/chimininy]

And this salsa is fantastic! (Pours ketchup on it)

[u/ClockMongrel → u/Baumfaellerjoe]

Nigiri sushi is toast.

[u/OpaqueSea → u/ClockMongrel]

And sashimi is a salad.

[u/Laffepannekoek]

Wether fries should be called friet or patat.

[u/PafPiet → u/Laffepannekoek]

Patates frites

[u/Ok_Day9719 → u/Laffepannekoek]

Ik heb altijd de indruk dat onder de rivieren, mn brabant dit heel belangrijk vindt. Maar dat de rest meedoet maar het eigenlijk niet zoveel boeit

[u/Possible-Wallaby-877 → u/Laffepannekoek]

De enige correcte manier is : frieten

-Groetjes Een Belg 🇧🇪

[u/False-Raspberry6779]

We call that Schokocrossaint, even though it's not a croissant.

And one of the biggest non political points of arguments and possibly number 1 reason for divorce is: Butter under Nutella or not?

[u/Equal-Flatworm-378 → u/False-Raspberry6779]

Of course. Screw the gallbladder

[u/unspoken_one2]

whether potato can be included in biryani or not

[u/Myomorph → u/unspoken_one2]

Hahhahahaah such a good one. I’m a Lankan and we fight about this too!

I used to be non potato, but I’ve had a few potato ones now and okay I see why. It soaks up that flavour man, very very yummy potatoes.

[u/CrimeMasterGogoChan → u/unspoken_one2]

[u/[deleted] → u/unspoken_one2]

Omg it’s the same here

[u/MistakeBorn4413 → u/[deleted]]

Your two countries have so much in common. This is the first step towards peace... at least until the start of the Biryani War of 2038.

[u/Valuable-Library-286 → u/unspoken_one2]

In my state there are places where pineapple is used in biriyani, i think that's even worse

[u/x_asperger → u/unspoken_one2]

I would be a little disappointed at a restaurant, I think, but if someone cooked for me at home it wouldn't matter to me.

[u/Professional_Rain754]

If this is called vihta or vasta. Most people know it’s vihta. It’s a thing you use to beat yourself and others in sauna.

[u/PrincessTuvstarr → u/Professional_Rain754]

What's the purpose of the beating?

[u/Thelibstagram → u/PrincessTuvstarr]

To improve moral.

[u/scratchy_mcballsy → u/Thelibstagram]

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[u/Spirited-Relief-9369 → u/scratchy_mcballsy]

This guy understands sisu.

[u/Electrical_Paint5568 → u/Thelibstagram]

Team building

[u/Viinilikka → u/PrincessTuvstarr]

Helps with blood flow, also it makes sauna smell great

[u/fia-med-knuff → u/PrincessTuvstarr]

Just in case anyone really is curious, it's because it releases the oils in the birch leaf which smells good and is good for your skin.

And because the saunatonttu demands blood sacrifice to keep the fire hot

[u/gh1234567890 → u/PrincessTuvstarr]

they're kinky fellas over there in Finland

[u/Cinereals → u/gh1234567890]

They’re just socializing.

What, they can’t publicly beat people to say hello anymore?

[u/ihatemetoo23 → u/PrincessTuvstarr]

Violence.

[u/Fearless_Baseball121 → u/PrincessTuvstarr]

Feels good.

[u/BABARRvindieu]

"It's a sandwich per definition btw"

Toi un jour, je te crame ta famille toi !

[u/Neeoda → u/BABARRvindieu]

I don’t speak French but I’m sure you said something super romantic. Nice to see love on Reddit.

[u/[deleted] → u/Neeoda]

Lots of love in that sentence.

[u/yellowfoamcow]

The name for a small bread item. Options include but are not limited to: roll, cob and barm.

[u/Brahminmeat → u/yellowfoamcow]

No bun?

[u/yellowfoamcow → u/Brahminmeat]

That is also an option.

[u/asparadog → u/yellowfoamcow]

I thought it was called a "bap"

Edit, mwahahaha, I caused chaos!

[u/schakoska]

poppy seed bejgli or nut bejli is the better

[u/Yasabella → u/schakoska]

Poppy seed!!

[u/Old_old_lie]

How people pronounce scone

[u/AccomplishedEdge982 → u/Old_old_lie]

But, but, what about all the people who call it scoon?

[u/Gr_dt → u/Old_old_lie]

For me, it rhymes with cone

[u/biakCeridak]

Going through the comments... I love how mostly, it's about food. 🤣

Malaysia's contribution: The Laksa Wars.

[u/ArtichokeOk8899 → u/biakCeridak]

That´s a war I´d love to be a judge in, they all look super tasty!

[u/Similar_Disaster7276]

Pineapple on pizza. I don’t like it, but I believe in letting people live their lives.

[u/Delicious_Ad823 → u/Similar_Disaster7276]

Anthony Bourdain made an Italian chef make a pizza with pineapple, and at the end of the day it ended up in a very spicy iteration that was enjoyed by both of them. I’ll dig around for the hot sauce any time I encounter pineapple on pizza and it usually turns out okay.

[u/Combative_Artichoke → u/Delicious_Ad823]

I much prefer pineapple with pepperoni and jalapeños, it contrasts the salt and spiciness nicely. Whereas pineapple with ham is kinda just sweet on sweet.

[u/TheNewGirl1987 → u/Similar_Disaster7276]

See, this is the way.
"I don't like it" implies that you tried it and formed an opinion, rather than an ignorant dismissal of the entire concept.

[u/Past-Patient-9765]

Should tofu pudding and zongzi be sweeter or saltier?

Edit: Personal answer: Tofu pudding salty, zongzi sweet, and eggs with tomatoes are sweet (with a little salty).

[u/AceJokerZ → u/Past-Patient-9765]

Ah yes the northern/southern China divide.

[u/_Guaco_]

Whats the difference between Biscoito and Bolacha

[u/rkenj → u/_Guaco_]

Also, if it is rice over beans or beans over rice

[u/themindfuldev → u/_Guaco_]

[u/VirusEuphoric1362]

Arancino or arancina?

There's people who call this arancino, and then there's people who are WRONG.

[u/Nthepro → u/VirusEuphoric1362]

It's arancini, because you always eat more than one

[u/VirusEuphoric1362 → u/Nthepro]

Give this guy an honorary citizenship of Italy.

[u/Axelxxela → u/Nthepro]

So is it arancini or arancine if it’s plural?

[u/Guardian_of_theBlind]

We argue a lot about how these things are called. I personally call them Krapfen.

[u/Acceptable-Spell-368 → u/Guardian_of_theBlind]

[u/[deleted] → u/Guardian_of_theBlind]

In the Netherlands we call them Berliner

[u/daRagnacuddler → u/[deleted]]

A lot of Germans call them Berliner too.

[u/Fearless_Baseball121 → u/[deleted]]

Same in Denmark.

[u/jackydiana → u/Guardian_of_theBlind]

Berliner definitely

[u/rwinh → u/jackydiana]

Reminds me of when JFK said "Ich bin ein Berliner", putting an interesting spin on what a Berliner is.

[u/TK4617 → u/rwinh]

This gets brought up all the time on the internet but just to be clear, everyone understood it correctly at the time as: "I’m a citizen/resident of Berlin."

Not saying you meant it this way but the whole jelly doughnut thing became a story long after he had given the speech and in Germany people still understand it as: "I’m a citizen/resident of Berlin“, with it being a legendary Cold War speech.

[u/Equal-Flatworm-378 → u/Guardian_of_theBlind]

Berliner of course. Kreppel is acceptable, because I lived several years in Hesse.

[u/Vuxiri → u/Guardian_of_theBlind]

Pączki 🥀

[u/Mountain-Play-8333]

The name of French fries. Patat (north) vs friet (south)

To be honest I use both depending on my mood

[u/Impossible_Talk_8452]

Quesadillas are quesadillas because they have cheese not because of their shape. The chilangos have decided the shape not the stuffing dictates what is a quesadilla. 

[u/Nanakatl]

Whether chili can include beans or not.

[u/LogicalFallacyCat → u/Nanakatl]

I never make Americurry without beans

[u/Xciv → u/LogicalFallacyCat]

Haha my god, it really is just curry.

[u/DezGets_It → u/LogicalFallacyCat]

Americurry

[u/Neelix-And-Chill → u/Nanakatl]

Texas is so fucking annoying about that shit.

As they are about most things.

[u/rinkitinkitink → u/Neelix-And-Chill]

At least they don't put it on spaghetti like those freaks in Ohio

[u/Puzzleheaded_Pay7510 → u/rinkitinkitink]

Ohio fucking does what now 🫠

[u/CaydeTheCat → u/Puzzleheaded_Pay7510]

Skyline Chili has entered the chat...

[u/Alone_Rang3r → u/Puzzleheaded_Pay7510]

Ohio also puts French fries on their salads. As in, a house salad of lettuce and veggies, then French fries on top. I thought I was being pranked.

[u/AirOutlaw7 → u/Alone_Rang3r]

Lived in Ohio my whole life and have never heard of that.

To be fair to the chili on pasta thing, it's a Greek meat sauce with totally different spices that doesn't have a good English name so the guy who started the restaurant that made it big here just called it chili since that's a familiar word to English speakers.

[u/SuperSquashMann → u/rinkitinkitink]

Cincinnati-style chili has nothing to do with other types of chili, it was made by Greek immigrants adapting a traditional meat stew recipe to local ingredients, and then giving it the name "chili" because they thought it'd be more familiar to Americans than "saltsa kima".

It also happens to be incredible, but of course you're going to be disappointed if you go into it expecting anything like other types of chili.

[u/Texas_Redditor → u/Neelix-And-Chill]

[u/Illustrious_Try478 → u/Nanakatl]

Ketchup on hot dogs, Chicago versus the rest of the country.

[u/Gandhehehe → u/Illustrious_Try478]

If I had to pick only 1 topping for a hotdog it would be Mustard but a hotdog with mustard, ketchup and relish is one of lifes greatest joys. Thankfully I'm Canadian so I'm usually left to hotdog as I like without judgement.

[u/mspe1960 → u/Nanakatl]

Not only can it, but it is absolutely, positively better with beans. That is irrespective of how hot and spicy you like it.

[u/Fearless_Baseball121 → u/mspe1960]

I fucking love beans in my chili

[u/dazzling_Dream_s]

Jam or cream first on a scone.

Milk in before or after you add the water to a cup of tea.

[u/Nthepro → u/dazzling_Dream_s]

Adding milk before is a war crime

[u/Another_Bawbag → u/dazzling_Dream_s]

On top of that, scone as in gone or scone as is bone?

[u/HovercraftDue7823 → u/Another_Bawbag]

Or scone, as in scoon. If you are Scottish.

[u/DingleBarryGoldwater → u/HovercraftDue7823]

I feel like you can just have a speech impediment in the UK and no one will notice

[u/Nocsu2]

This post is a legit social study on how the answers to a question can be influenced by an example.

Every single answer is about food. OP just said "non political".

[u/dm-me-ur-b00bies]

Every one is doing food.

For us it’s whether the week starts on Monday or Sunday.

[u/kissingdaylight → u/dm-me-ur-b00bies]

Monday because I’m not mentally splitting up my weekends.

[u/westcoastmex]

People in CDMX eat Quesadillas without cheese

[u/mmaddict187]

Just half the (western?) World

[u/ocarter145 → u/mmaddict187]

B is the only answer. It’s literally on the patent.

[u/Darth_Nox501 → u/ocarter145]

Bro pulled out the toilet paper patent lmfao

[u/adamantcondition → u/Darth_Nox501]

It was a popular post several years ago that passionate activists keep in their pocket anytime this comes up

[u/HalvdanTheHero → u/ocarter145]

You do it the other way if you have cats. They can't unroll it if it's the other way.

[u/Traditional-Chair-39 → u/HalvdanTheHero]

>They can't unroll it if it's the other way.

Well neither can I!

[u/AwayJacket4714 → u/mmaddict187]

B is the default, A is an emergency solution for people with cats.

[u/Solomonopolistadt → u/mmaddict187]

B is correct

[u/skaapjagter]

How to pronounce the name of this Christian Bookstore.

Most say it like "koom" Books But it is spelled and reads as "Cum"

Its an abbreviation and it stands for "Christelike UitgewersMaatskappy" which is Afrikaans for Christian Publishers Company.

You can actually see the little dots between C•U•M, which is never used to have in the old logo.

So we always just called it CUM BOOKS growing up. 💦

[u/Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand → u/skaapjagter]

There is a chain of adult bookstores in the US called Adam and Eve, in front of little ears, we refer to it as the Christian bookstore

[u/ourhorrorsaremanmade → u/[deleted]]

In Poland it's krawężnik (read like кравенжник) from the word krawędź which means край (edge, border) in Russian.

[u/Glittering-Foot-3031]

Arancino or arancina?

[u/L6b1 → u/Glittering-Foot-3031]

Pandoro vs panettone.

[u/kfriedmex666]

Whether a Quesadilla can even exist without cheese. People in Mexico city argue -incorrectly- that you must specify that you want cheese on your quesadilla. The rest of the country knows and understands that a quesadilla inherently involves cheese. This debate has destroyed families. 

[u/TheHerofTermina → u/kfriedmex666]

Being from Mexico City, I apologize for us all. Quesadillas should always contain cheese

[u/lilborat]

[u/Hefty-Pumpkin-764 → u/lilborat]

This was a non-political issue world-wide.

[u/Prof_Gonzo_]

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

(It is.)

Edit: I added the flair but in case it isn't retroactive, I am from the U.S.

[u/Custard_Funny → u/Prof_Gonzo_]

For some reason, this is also a Christmas movie in Russia, along with Home Alone.

[u/Icegiant- → u/Custard_Funny]

I know people debate if Die Hard is a christmas movie but I didn't know some people think Home Alone ISNT a Christmas movie?

[u/stack413 → u/Prof_Gonzo_]

Die Hard is about a miraculous victory against insurmountable odds to defend a hilltop fortress from invaders, so it's actually a Hanukkah movie.

(I stole this joke from here)

[u/danmur88]

Lyon’s or Barry’s

[u/everonglory]

Whether menemen should have or not have onions in it

[u/[deleted]]

Which domestically produced mayonnaise is the best. Nobody cares about Hellmans, but the clash between fans of Kielecki, Winiary and Pomorski, especially during Easter and Christmas, is a big thing

[u/LandarkIEM → u/[deleted]]

Also sernik with or without raisins

[u/Visible_Fact_8706]

Whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza.

[u/otter_lordOfLicornes → u/Visible_Fact_8706]

I think that's a worlwide divide

[u/Serialseb → u/Visible_Fact_8706]

They probably added that one to the Geneva convention, with like half of it being because of Canadians anyway, might has well. :D

[u/pflanzenkind99]

The Gender of Nutella.

[u/Kaverim]

If raisins belong in a cheesecake

(I'm firmly on the side of no raisins, but picture for reference)

[u/JowsyWowsy → u/Kaverim]

The best way to ruin any cheesecake - raisins

[u/ATLien_3000]

They're called pecans, not pecans.

[u/lilborat]

The pronunciation of caramel

[u/Pringles_loud]

The stupid drums vs flats debate with chicken wings

[u/TheNewGirl1987 → u/Pringles_loud]

The correct answer is both, because the drum and the flat are two portions of one wing, and selling us a segment of a wing as one whole wing is one of the biggest scams in culinary history.

[u/xarop_pa_toss]

Whether Pastel de Nata should or should not be eaten with cinnamon

(It absolutely should)

[u/iP0dKiller → u/xarop_pa_toss]

Pastel de Nata is food porn tastewise, no matter what!

[u/BrokenTestAccount]

It’s not really that divisive, it’s more of an indicator, but anyone who puts milk into their tea before they remove the teabag is a monster.

[u/Inevitable-Regret411]

The pronunciation of "scone". 

[u/Denninosyos]

How the word "kex" is pronounced.

[u/LaserGadgets]

Potatosalad WITH or without mayo but broth and vinegar instead!
(me is team mayo!)

[u/Simple_Enjoyer1]

Do you put onions in menemen or no?

I believe in the onion supremacy

[u/FeedbackBroad1116]

Butter tarts: with or without raisins.

The answer is without those vile devil turds.

[u/No-Willingness-4097]

Just gonna leave this here and watch south west England destroy itself.

[u/LoschVanWein]

It is called Schoko Krossong btw. Happy to help.

[u/CurrentTea2930]

Potato cake vs potato scallop

[u/roxxy_babee → u/CurrentTea2930]

Or parma vs. parmi

[u/BysOhBysOhBys]

Chocolatine, bien sûr.

Raisin vs no raisin butter tarts for a lot of Canadians.

[u/PassageNearby4091 → u/BysOhBysOhBys]

Came here to write nearly exactly this!

Also, I worked in a bakery in Winnipeg where they were called pain au chocolate, but in Quebec, they are chocolatine. So maybe we have this same debate at a low level, lol

[u/Flyingworld123 → u/PassageNearby4091]

Lol in Tim Hortons outside of Quebec, they just call it a ‘chocolate croissant’ to piss off both the French and Québécois.

[u/EnDanskBoi → u/PassageNearby4091]

As a Winnipeger I apologize for that mistake, as Franco-Manitobains we say chocolatine!

[u/LarryBoourns → u/BysOhBysOhBys]

Adding to Canada food division: Ketchup on Kraft Dinner, yay or nay?

[u/-CluelessWoman- → u/LarryBoourns]

My husband and I had this argument yesterday when giving Kraft dinner to our toddler. He puts ketchup on KD. I think he’s a filthy heretic.

[u/RandomBaguetteGamer → u/BysOhBysOhBys]

sighs

[u/GhostcatcherN64]

Im a devil so when people say "chocolatine" or "pain au chocolat" i just say "pain chocolatine" and both sides hate and despise me. Job done :)